>guy in my office threatened to buy an ak47 and kill everyone in the building
A-are the memes becoming real?
fucking him for being a commie
only commies buy AK47s
>>58080851
>threatened to buy an ak47
At least you don't live in California.
So you'll die a free man.
Amendment of peace
Tell him not to buy outdated shit
>>58080930
only commies go on 4chan during work time, so OP must be a communist too
don't worry OP, commies always have each others backs as proven by history :^)
>>58080851
You can report him and get him fired you know. Dude sounds crazy, so you should
>>58080851
Bring your AR and send that unAmerican commie faggot to meet Jesus.
>be american
>go to work
>get shot
>>58080851
Shoot him before he shoots you, it's you constitutional right.
ban assault americans
>>58081096
>Be russian
>No work
>Go home, drink, cry
Shooting each other is just friendly banter in America. If you don't enjoy getting shot you are a fucking commie.
>image.jpg
>frogposter
>dumb shit
it all checks out
>>58081172
Getting shot by an AK is only acceptable after you've removed a minimum of ten gooks or hajis.
He's probably never even shot a gun let alone knows where to get an ak47. Punch him in the face when nobody is looking and he'll probably rage quit.
>>58081332
I don't know, he's got some weird anger issues. He get's mad at nothing every single day and recently had an autistic meltdown on a female coworker he was orbiting. I have no idea what this guy will do.
>>58080851
Tell him to go for a shotgun instead for more fun
>>58081544
Dude, call or talk to someone. Call in sick to work and sell out your sad story of a true survivor to CNN. Idk man.
Don't make me deliver.
>>58080851
What state are you in?
Because depending on the state, he can quite literally get V&'d for saying that.
>>58080851
Why burgers are so unhappy?
>>58080851
he is probably joking I mean where is it seen that a guy buys an ak just to kill people at his work place
>>58082779
Haha that would be crazy right
>>58082779
>I mean where is it seen that a guy buys an ak just to kill people at his work place
>
>>58081544
Have you considered he might genuinely be autistic and doesn't know how to express himself? Autists get triggered by silly shit.
If you know what sets him off you could tell management and your other coworkers. It might be beyond that point though.
>>58080851
Do us a favour and call him an asshole, so you get to go first.
>>58081544
Tase the fucker, or at least bring some in to work, and some pepper spray, and a dish towel to throw on his head, yell "allah akhbar"
>>58081153
>Be russian
>No work
>stay home, drink, get happy
If he was serious
He wouldnt have announced his intentions
He'd just do it.
Now he's gonna have cops make sure he answers for his goyim threats.
drama bitch
