gib oppression moni now...
Me no moni, you pay
>>58080513
Get in line norway!
Everyone else wants monies too.
>>58080513
>norway
>no money
>be Norwegian
>don't do shit except for drinking mead from a horn
>stumble ass backwards onto some oil
>HELVETE
>continue to do nothing
>SWEDEN GIB INDEPENDENCE
>>58080739
Can we assume that Norway is literally Saudi-Arabia?
>>58080644
>no money
Me drive shabby Nissan, me eat bread for dinner
Pay now, credit card also accepted
>>58080793
Exactly the same except with Christians instead of Muslims.
gib oil back
>>58080828
I don't even drive a fuckin car. You should give me your Nissan, Björn.
>>58080739
>>SWEDEN GIB INDEPENDENCE
Sweden didn't gib, sweden harassed. Pay now
Kroner, euro, US dollars and shekels accepted. Send it by Pay pal if you like
>>58080739
Actually went like this
>be Norwegian
>don't do shit except for drinking mead from a horn
>get conquered by Danes
>get handed over to Swedes
>get independence but have no waters
>get handed some waters by Denmark out of pity
>stumble on oil by accident
>continue to be smug all the while basing their entire economy on it
>>58080885
>christians
atheists
>>58083763
Also we quite literally gave them independence for nothing, we didn't want to harm a hair on their cute little head. Fucking upstarts.
>>58083763
>>58084185
Stop talking shiet and gib moni ju gawd daym meme Mehmeds..
Me going to reggaeton party in Oslo to pikk up nice sambagrill. No moni no grill, grills don't wan't poorfags. So gib euro or shekels now. American Express card = ok too
Why can't we be more like Denmark? Things were so much better under Danish rule
>>58086114
>tfw Denmark and Norway will never unite in your life time
>>58084185
>atheists
Don't think so anon huehuehe.. Jezus luvs us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQAcOl8rDcU
>>58086114
wut
you drunk again now anon!?!
Hej alle sammen, jeg prover at lære dansk og kan nu forstår lidt. Kan I være så venlig og fortælle mig hvordan man kan at spise pik?
>>58087074
Bare tro på dig selv.
>>58087137
synes du selv, du er klog? jeg tror ikke, din kælling
>>58080513
>Be south american
>Live in a violent shithole
>See how those cunts open their borders as wide as their ass holes for the brown dick
>Try to go and get some gibsmedats
>Suddenly because i'm not a muslim goatfucker i need hundreds of papers and certificates be able to set a foot in there
Eat a huge, voluminous, diarrheic bucket of shit.
>>58083763
>that smug and snobby face
danish as fuck
>>58080885
*Übermenschen instead of brown sub humans
Why are we the only country carrying our own weight? You would be nothing, nothing without our industry and us constantly reminding everyone there is such a thing as scandinavia.
>>58088197
They'd be nothing if we hadn't literally given them their precious oil.
>>58088416
Seriously, they're not even worth the effort of annexing. You abandoned them, we abandoned them and Iceland's probably like "don't look at us you faggots"
>>58087709
marriage is da secret
>>58087709
you need to find yourself a fat old slag to marry
>>58087709
A russian in another thread was crying about just this.
Though anyone going for gibsmedats or without a degree should just stay away or off themselves.
>>58088197
>>Why are we the only country carrying our own weight?
Isn't Iceland debt free now or close to it? That should be something.
