do you have any cunt-tree related fetishes lads?
> tfw no handsome big British daddy to fuck me and call me a dirty slutty colonial boy and force me to get a Union Jack tramp stamp on my arse
>>58068530
I'm 8 inches
>tfw you will never colonize an aussie's cunt
superb thread
>>58068556
>>58068583
>multinational oil and gas company headquartered in London, England
in short I want a 6'3 russian soviet dominatrix MILF with a currvaceous-yet-fit body to use me as her boytoy as she dirty-talks me in heavily-accented english or russian
>>58068678
>you will have to wait for a couple more years to afford a flight to Aussieland to fuck aussie anime boipucci
>>58069152
hello
>>58068583
what anime is this from?
I want to rape Finland
>>58069235
I said russian dominatrix milf, not squatting liberator
>>58069195
my arse awaits, master!
>>58069243
Sakura Trick
Its yuri
>>58069309
its a russian jew
>tfw no cute and cheerful Italian gf that loves singing folk songs from the Old Country while making enough spaghetti to feed a soccerteam and takes it as a personal insult when you don't eat every last bite of it
>She will never tell you that you're a big guy (for her) and need to eat big to stay strong and healthy
>>58069309
>russian dominatrix milf
That's me, nasty boy, haw dare you talking like that with ur mummy?
>>58069425
Never never netherlands
>>58069355
Sniff an anime aussie girly balls
Kissing an anime aussie bellybutton
Stroking an anime aussie hair
Impregnating an anime aussie boipucci
>>58069442
I don't like mummy play, you big fat homo
>>58069425
I like the idea of a hotblooded ialian gf who speaks in italian super quickly she gets angry.
It'd be cute
>>58069425
I can cook spaghetti for (You) big guy, but if you don't eat them all could be extremely painful
>>58069575
AYYYY WHY-A YOU-A NO PULL-A OUTTA-A
YOU FILTHY AMERICAN-A PIG-A
AYYY YOUR CUM-A REMINDS ME OF-A MUMMAS SPICY MEAT-A BALLS-A
>>58069527
well, I don't like to dominate, fuck off then.
>>58069639
I said italian, not mario bros.
>>58069611
faggot spotted
>>58069671
Do you know any sexy russian dominating milfs?
Could you introduce me to one? Better if she has piercing icy blue eyes.
i just want you to know, when someone breaks into your house and plans on killing you. This is thread is the only thing running through your mind while he stabs the life out of you. The most pleasure and fulfillment you ever got out of life wasn't anything grand or honorable, but posting erotic pictures and being a faggot. And then I wonder, would you have wished that you had done something better in your short lived life?
Don't answer that, it's rhetorical.
>>58069695
> he doesn't know about mummas special spicy pasta sauce
>>58069766
AUSTRALIA IS NOT FOR BULLY
>>58068530
I want to shag a yank bird dressed as a redcoat 2bh.
Bit gay
i just want a gf
>>58069810
> get a yank girl
> get you, me, a new zealander and a canadian
> we all take turns fucking her brains out with her hands behind her back
> then we all cum on her face
> keep her hands tied so she can't wipe the cum off or get dressed
> drop her off at her American """""husband""""'s household
>>58069766
Hey man, I do what I can with the cards I've been dealt.
>>58068530
I want a qt Finnboi
>tfw your crush has messaged you on steam for the past 4 days in a row
>>58069897
Sounds like a plan.
>tfw no sad Moroccan qt prostitute to wistfully spend our time together sightseeing in Morocco and communicate using hand gestures with
>>58069933
>crush
>steam
kek
KEK
K E K
also quads
>>58069847
Steal one
>>58069996
why kek? we've gamed together sometimes
and thank you
>Estonian, Latvian and Lithuanian boys gang raping me while American and Australian jerk off in the corner
>>58070062
>we've gamed
>gamed
I bet you also "tv" some shows, "food" your meals and "book" some books
>>58070127
fuck that made me laugh
> while you also fuck a German twink underneath you
>>58070127
Extremely hot, but I'm upset I wasn't invited.
>tfw no north English gf to hug, and speak to me in her funny meme accent while going for a walk around the parkon an autumn evening
>>58070249
You don't want one, trust me.
They are thick as bricks.
Why is this board so fucking gay? How do you "people" live with yourselves?
>>58070357
it's called, "being european"
>>58070357
it's a meme you nonce
>tfw no Danish gf
>tfw will never stroll through the streets of Copenhagen with a petite blonde
>tfw she will never dirty talk to me in broken German with a heavy Scandi accent
>tfw will always have to date a German manbeast because poorfag
WEW
>>58070135
nah, but we do game
>>58070491
pls get shot
>>58069933
manchild desu
>>58070548
; _;
>>58070295
Yes I do
>>58070599
>>58069996
why are people salty that i'm getting somewhere with a crush? cybering is more than some of you pathetic neets have ever experienced desu..
>>58070676
>cybering
bit gay that lad
>>58070703
this
>>58070703
>>58070735
ok have fun being permavirgins then
>>58070763
rather that than being a cybering faggot lmoa
>>58070763
why are yanks so easy to wind up?
>>58070790
yah ok keep believing that
>>58070810
>not being able to tell when someone's trolling
dumbass
>>58070862
>i was only pretending
>i will never walk with a cute nordic gf in the snow and see her pretty smile, hear her cute laugh, have her teach me about her customs and her country's history
>i will never gently brush her cold cheek as snow starts to fall
>i will always be stuck with latin american whores whose peak in life comes when the weekend comes, they dress using two strings and go out to dance (get fucked) and ingest drugs
you see, my intent isn't to sully and dirty da whyt wimminz
It's for them to purify me
>>58070862
>merely jesting!
>>58070964
I hope no self-respecting white women goes near you
>>58070921
>>58070977
>i have no sense of humor
>>58071037
>I can't contain my butthurt
>>58071035
;_;
i know it will never happen
I hope you faggots are aware that europe is so sexually "liberated" that you can do all of these dumb fetishes of yours. You can go empty your balls in all the nordic women you want, there's no stigma on being a whore anymore.
>>58069847
See if there is a vacancy open for town rapist.
>>58071035
>white women
>self respectable
No such thing
>>58071270
that's an eastern moldovan meme.
>tfw no passionate love story with a middle aged woman. She finds love again while making me a man.
>>58069933
Answer me you bastard.
>>58070062
Poof.
>>58070295
Rasheed.
Fancy getting tossed off by a stranger on a Spanish nudist beach or something
i'm attracted to Italy coz i have feet fetish and it looks like a leg on the map desu
if i get to go there i'll start with north italy, licking the ground, and make my way to the south, rubbing my dick on the southern beach where the toes are supposed to be
This Thread is full of Faggotry.
