>be American
>have smaller dick than Japanese
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
>be Brazilian
>believe meme charts because muh BBC
>>58063160
lol is a vagina like just a negative d**ck? I mean should like "depth" be a point of pride??
my dick is so small I just want to kill myself I'm finally starting to get fit and girls take interest in me but I can't go any further with them.
None of those charts are accurate just so you know.
Amerismalls (to be honest).
I have an American wife. We're stealing your women and there's nothing you can do to stop us.
>>58063160
>Americans have 5 inch dicks
lmao
>>58063160
> todger
>>58063818
>canadians aren't americans
when will this meme end?
>>58064217
Nobody cares, Australia.
i'm 8" x 5.5" but I wish I was like 14" 10" or something
just so that there would be the one girl in the whole world whose vagina can't be pleasured by any cocks except mine
>>58063533
surgery does a great job nowadays.
>UK
>Only vagina sizes
>5.5x5.5 dick
Should I end it?
>>58063160
>be a monkey
>believes every meme chart/statistic he sees on the internet
>>58064741
try 3.5 this is my life.
I'm going to an endocrinologist I'm 18 and they think I've had hormone issues do you think if they put me on testosterone or they can give me something so my dick grows more?
>>58063160
>no zealand
>>58064796
>>58063214
>be american
>have a small cock
>doubt a years long research, That took thousands of dollars.
>get shot
Have 8" dick.
I'm half Russian.
>>58063160
how are those charts made
"walks to random stranger"
"excuse me sir i'm doing a research about dick sizes, can you please boner up and lower your pants?
"sure"
