I just got pulled over by a deer /int/
What do?
>>58058557
Shoot the Bambi-looking fuck and drive off.
Southside, bitch.
>>58058557
Deer god, can't you let me through? I moose go
>>58058833
No
Pet it and feed it something
>>58058881
Yeah, some got-damn bullets.
cute
>>58058557
show him your license and registration
>>58058557
Ask him if you are beeing arrested then let him arrest you so you can get shot
>>58058557
Ask him if you're free to go.
>>58058557
if you can't see its pupils it doesn't have a soul
this is true for all animals btw
>>58058557
Give him a buck and be on your way
reeeeeee! am I being detained? reeeeeeeeeee!
>>58058918
Fuck u faggot
Tell him that you are very sorry and will never do it again, praise his work for keeping streets safe, wink, ask for phone, call later, invite dinner and with luck you won't be a virgin anymore.
>Put bullet in head
>Stuff it in your trunk
>Go home
>Gut and clean it
Free meat bitch
