Nurgle is the best of the four chaos gods prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
>>58058438
What is that picture from
>>58058438
>Nurgle
Funny way to spell Khorne anon
>>58058467
Warhammer
>>58058438
>>58058483
wrong board lads
>>58058483
this, Khorne gives you a neat anti-psi mark whereas Nurgle gives you space AIDS
>>58058438
Tzeentch is the best
I've only got two words for you
GORK and MORK
>>58058438
Nah, Tzeentch is lad.
Slaneesh is a faggot, Khorne is a simpleton and Nurgle is for womanly, easily manipulated cunts.
You all need to fuck off, there is only one correct answer.
>>58058741
If you were to become a servant of Slaanesh would you just be raped all day by futa demons? I think I will stick to donating blood to the blood god
>>58058793
>If you were to become a servant of Slaanesh would you just be raped all day by futa demons
that'd be about where it starts yeah
i wish lord's of change weren't ridiculous bird monsters, they look like parrots
>>58058793
sounds like a good time
>4 chaos gods
>>58058914
>memelice
>>58058914
That's even worse than only worshiping the wrong one.
>>58058914
this desu lads
>>58058914
>Malal
>relevant
>>58058931
>>58058935
Ur just jelly because you can't summon your God to the Materium
best race?
best race
>implying Necoho is not the best
The only answer is Our Perfect Prince.
He is the ultimate muse, the great fulfiller of dreams. He is inspiration and passion given form. He is pleasure incarnate, from the intellectual satisfaction of a problem solved and the delicate bliss of contemplating a divinely crafted artwork of true meaning and beauty to the fulfilment of baser desires. His is the domain of frustation and agony, the struggle to achieve that which mortals covet. He is titillation. He is suffering. He is perfection.
He is everything you always wished for. Whoever you may be. Whatever you may be,
Everything.
>>58059361
4chan assburgers would find slaanesh to be a total cunt, slaanesh's pleasures are only for normies
/commissar/ masterace
>>58059361
now this nigga knows whats up
HOL UP
>mfw I'm so normalfag that I don't have a clue what is this thread about
>>58059484
Techpriest. I want to build a motorcycle propelled by a GAU8 cannon with him and maybe touch weiners afterwards or build crazy ass bionicles.
Orks all day. They are the only ones who are happy
>>58061254
This
>>58058438
>prove me wrong
But i cant.
>>58058438
Tzeetnch for the win. I may be his pawn, but I take part in something glorious, at least.
Alternatively, Chaos undivided.
>>58058438
>>58058483
>>58058598
>>58058668
>>58058741
>>58058914
>>58059361
Fuck off heretical scum
>>58061919
You look tired anon. I made you some tomato soup, I know it's your favourite!
>>58058438
Looks like that SuperAIDS you're spreading completely rotted your brains so you cant spell Tzeentch right.
i dont really know anything about warhammer
why do people become heretics if all the chaos gods are horrible rape demons that give you space aids and cut your limbs off? like do you get anything in return? cause i cant really see myself choosing that willingly.
>>58062193
They give power, and when you are possessed by them you don't really feel the disadvantages. Also, for the average dude at least, the Imperium is worse.
https://1d4chan.org/ for more infos
>>58062193
You mostly don't choose willingly. Chaos gods fuck your brains in and out so you cant resist them. Only the really pure and zealous people are protected.
>>58062193
>being a boring imperium normie
>>58062193
>all the chaos gods are horrible rape demons that give you space aids and cut your limbs off?
Being some poor normie on an Imperial world isn't much better.
>>58062252
>They give power
are they dope powers or just lame shit like being faster and stronger? i want to mind control bitches and summon giant bugs and shit
>>58062407
If you have the potential you could get some pretty cool magic abilities like being able to summon daeomons the size of skyscrapers
>>58062407
Mind control and summoning some cool shit is Tzeentch, m8. He's pretty coll guy.
>>58062407
Powers like a few extra members from Slaanesh, true vision of everything from Tzeentch, inhuman force and bloodlust from Khorne, and the power to resist and propagate ALL diseases from papa Nurgle.
Most of them are shit, but the possessed don't feel pain anymore so they are happy with what they've got. Chaos is also highly meritocratic, be good and the gods will reward you.
>>58062476
>be good and the gods will reward you.
what do you have to do for them to level you up? again, is it lame shit like taking futa cock all day or do they want you to go ham and slaughter normies? cause i would probably sign up for that.
I'd love to see the butthurt when Games Workshop shareholders decide to give WH40K Age of Smegma treatment due to slightly declining sales.
>>58061919
teleprots behind u :-DDDDD
Unsheathes power blades ;-DDDD
>>58062573
It's pretty much just spread chaos particular to said gods dogma, that said being a warp scum is highly undesirable. The Imperium isn't really a bad place to live, only if you're a bydlo scum. Don't give into chaos, put your faith in the God Emperor.
>>58062647
Emporah protects.
>>58062573
It depends which god you end up with
>Khorne
you slay normies and have blood lust
>Slaanesh
Dildos
>Tzneetch
Cool magic and plotting. le secrets of the universe
>Nurgle
Spread space aids and pestilence
>>58062692
tzneetch honestly doesn't sound that chaotic to me
>>58062647
pshhh nothing personnel, kiddo
>>58062476
>Chaos is also highly meritocratic, be good and the gods will reward you.
Actually no, WH40K started out as a joke, so everybody including the chaos gods, is self defeating moron. Chaos gods disperse teir gifts not based on merit, but entirely randomly.
>>58062726
That's what normies tend to think
>>58062663
god emperor a cute! :3
>>58062783
>one rape god
>one war god
>one aids god
>one homework god
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
>>58062833
Obviously the rape God
>>58062726
I don't know much about WH40k but from what I've read, Slaanesh is basically pure unadulterated hubris.
>>58062900
Hedonism I mean.
>>58062920
You're pretty right about that, they seek pleasure then that becomes dull then seek more pleasure then that becomes dull and so forth
>chaos gods
>WH
>>58062966
Get the fuck out of here.
>worshipping Nurgle
Maybe you'll think again after seeing this video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zv3bqTNzcrA
>>58058598
How does he take off his suit?
I already know everything there is, I've already won.
>>58063028
he doesnt? he is sealed in tight
>>58063028
/int/ has been bad for traumatizing videos today god damn it
>>58063028
jesus christ
Warhammer is pretty cool. Where can I read more about it? Any books?
>>58063209
How fat is your purse?
Warhammer is luxury hobby.
>>58063118
So how does he piss?
>>58063028
>suit
It's second skin.
>>58063303
The suit is supposed to recycle his piss.
But I like to imagine he's angry because his body is soaked in a mixture of pee and poo.
>>58063413
so he is basically an indian? :^)
>>58063443
>tyranid flag
>>58063196
>>58063141
You think that's bad? They can get in your balls.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CnSAvOVifpU
You go ahead and hang around Nurgle, but I'd rather just give some skulls to the skull throne.
>>58058438
Tzeentch
Nurgle, Slaanesh and Khorne are awful tbqhwy. Why would anyone worship them? Well, Khorne I suppose if you're borderline suicidal or retarded, and Slaanesh if you're a whore.
>>58058721
NZ knows what's up.
Also fuck you board I'm not spamming at all.
>>58063635
>Tzeentch
Sure, if you want to become a blabbering mess of mutated body parts.
>b..but I'm too smart and cunning to become a chaos spawn! Lord Tzeentch would never betray me like that!
That's what they all say
>>58064004
At least Tzeentch is honest; Nurgle will just make you into a monstrosity anyway as he's into sickness 'n shit.
>>58064227
>Tzeentch is honest
>the literal god of lies and betrayal is honest
Lol. There's a whole lore passage in the Chaos codex about a Chaos follower having visions about being a great sorcerer on a planet that he rules, drowning in bitches and killing his enemies, eventually coming to senses and realizing that he is a lowly cultist that is being turned into a chaos spawn.
Nurgle is the kindest god, he's ever more kinder, than Jesus.
Slaanesh is for faggots, Khorne is for agressove bydlo, Tzeentch is for cynical greedy bydlo.
>>58064417
Exactly - you KNOW what you're going to get. If you're lucky you might get away with having some fun in your favour to begin.
>>58064618
>Nurgle is the kindest god, he's ever more kinder, than Jesus.
wut how
>ctrl + F
>"Tzeentch"
>11 results
I'm proud of you /int/
>>58064618
>Slaanesh
I like this one
t. slut
>>58063209
I'd recommend the Gaunt's Ghosts series. Lots of action and it's mostly about the Imperial Guard so it's not just space marines strutting around being righteous all the time.
>>58064702
In his eyes the diseases that he spreads around are a token of his affection, he sees everyone in the same way a kind grandfather does
>>58063443
IT IS THE TYRANID!
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