>Be New Zealander
>Live in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
>Maoris eat my windshield wipers...
>Maoris eat windshield wipers.....
>Go to work where our athletic team is actually called ''Black cocks''
>The coach's name is ''Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova'' Because he lost a bet
>Our team dies from Lawn bowl.
>People still get us confused with Australia.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KE6AAsak5d
Please visit our worlds steepest street
>>58058016
>that bike parked out the front
guy probably has some fun on that
>>58058016
excellent thread
>>58058016
Both Australia and New Zealand are meme countries
>Be Australian
>Live in Ooga Booga
>Abos stole fuel from tank to fuel their sniffing habits
>no more fuel
>stranded in outback
>ride kangaroo back to the mockery of Western tradition that is Australian civilization
>get accosted by a pack of bogans
>escape only to get bitten by spider
>die
New Zealand looks comfy as fuck if I wanted to live anywhere it would be NZ or tassie
>>58058559
everyday is leg day
>>58059519
this desu
>>58058559
Pic related
YAY SOMEONE MENTIONED US!
>>58058016
How hard is it to move to NZ? I'm a writer and would love a comfy home near some Hobbits.
>>58058016
I lovw it, would live there without feeling nostalgia/10
>>58059945
http://dol.govt.nz/immigration/knowledgebase
>>58059882
mentionings feel good, don't they
>>58060295
thanks haka bro
>>58058016
Say " fish and chips"
who otago uni here
+.+
>>58063837
He's based, leaves the country every census time kek
