>visit Paris
>all the frogs expect me to speak their dying language
Arabic is pretty alive lad
>>58051975
That's the least you can do, ungrateful piece of garbage. The whole world suck because of you.
Actually they hate when Anglos try to speak French. At least in Quebec we encourage you to speak it.
>>58051975
This is why everyone hate amerifats.
they thinks they are the center of the world.
>>58052053
>in Quebec we
>don't speak french
>they get butthurt as fuck
>speak french as best you can
>they act rude as fuck and rip on all your mistakes
What's the fucking point?
>>58052066
But we are you stupid wine drinking multikulti faggot
>>58052053
>encourage
More like coerce.
>>58052122
>caring about the opinions of the French on any matter
>>58052122
>speak french well
>they suck ur dick
>>58052155
>multikulti faggot
OMG TOP KEK
you are literally the most multicultural shit faggost and you tryhard to put the same model on all western world with your social engineers and their shitty ideas.
also the most greatest consumers of interracial porn.
>be American
>complain about immigrants not speaking English here
>go to other countries and complain when others don't like you not speaking theirs
>>58052122
>not speaking a perfect french since birth
it's like you're not even trying mate. Disapoint.
>>58052234
Very angry post
>>58052245
This.
>>58052155
>multikulti
America IS multicultural wtf
>>58052122
that's only in Paris
in other parts of France, and even more so in Quebec, people will suck your dick if you make a really genuine effort to speak our language, even if you use the wrong gender for a given noun or if you forget to accord your adjectives or if you pronounce things funnily.
that's false nobody ever complained when i spoke english to them
although i'm heavily accentuated so they knew it wasn't a brit or american
"dying language" is the worst meme, not just because its inaccurate, but because it takes focus away from languages that are actually dying and in need of attention.
Besides French is the most important language culturally for an American, not only because of it's connection to the English language and it's history but the history of the peoples that would become Americans. The ideas that founded this country came largely from two places, Frogs and Bongs.
>>58052234
>not liking interracial porn
lmao you ignorant pleb
i thought frenchies were cultured
>>58052378
>so they knew it wasn't a brit or american
Exactly, they're not too fond of Americans/Canadians really, they tolerate us because we bring money.
>>58052427
yes, buy our mini-tower eiffel and rafales
>>58052321
Honeslty, like seriously Tbhn real talk nao, it just depends on your face. If you're a hot bitch, it will be fine.
If i don't like you , fuck you mate go back to anglo city.
>>58052427
But they're our stepdad
>>58052245
English is the world's lingua franca, not French or Spanish. If I had it my way, every language other than English would be outlawed and prosecuted severely. Imagine if you came on 4chan and you saw people speaking SPANISH. Can you imagine the godawful memes they would invent?
>>58052332
Kek 2bh
>>58052410
Sorry, everyones doesn't have the american cuckoldry culture.
>>58052530
>roleplaying countries
hey now enough of that
>>58052473
>our mini-tower eiffel
>tower eiffel
>tour eiffel
People like you are the reason anti-french sentiments exist in the anglo world...
Most frenchies understand basic english at the very least, just use common french phrases when odering food like "merci" and they are more than happy to help you out.
>>58052540
don't worry you will soon
>>58052044
t. a citizen the country that ruined most western european culture
Almost as bad as Germany desu, only not as bad as Russia. Russia's still the worse. But yeah op was just baiting and you guys are retards for falling for it
>>58052402
Jesus christ boy, you only need to suck a french dick to finish it off
>>58052536
>Can you imagine the godawful memes they would invent?
check out /lat/ if you want to really know
>>58052536
>The redneck excuse just because he's too lazy for learn another language than english and still eating burgers.
and this kind of people probably still believe in the moon false flag of the 60's.
>>58052506
what if im a hot boy
>>58052630
>>58052536
wow no need to insult memes
>>58052600
> the country that ruined most western european culture
>France
We created western culture so we can fuck it up like we want. Also that's pretty rich coming form a country that contributed literally nothing to western culture except burgers and laugh tracks.
>>58051975
>dying language
You know it is spoken in many parts of Africa?
>>58052592
It's your fault, you are degenerate garbage people.
all current problems in the whole world it's the fault of US anyway.
>>58051975
This is why everyone hates us. Jesus Christ do the rest of the world a favor and never leave your pisshole town.
>>58052600
> the country that ruined most western european culture
I'm sorry, are you talking about the USA? Because high School Musical sure looks like the ruin of western culture.
>>58051975
>Go to america
>Lmao are you a brit?
>Oh an Aussie!
>I can never tell the difference between an Aussie or a New Zealand accent
>It's weird because Americans don't have accents!
Everytiem
>>58052606
But France is greatest ally and helped us gain independence and taught us liberty and revolution, many of the founding fathers had close ties with France. Can you blame me when the closest country to us is a fucking leaf?
>>58052706
>>58052696
>>58052686
>2016
>responding seriously to bait threads
>>58052784
we don't
>>58052802
you do, fag
>>58052801
haha I was just pretending to be retarded!
Find a fucking hobby you worthless cunt
>>58052833
liar
>>58052696
Friendly reminder this is why nobody likes the french
>>58052784
>See Australian flag
>Expect others to believe you aren't British
>>58051975
>dying
Its number of speakers is rapidly increasing not falling
>it's a butthurt frog episode
>>58052692
>You know it is spoken in many parts of Africa
>mfw americans will never enjoy the feel of a fresh croissant in the paris morning summer
>mfw americans will never enjoy a nice glass of wine in the paris summer
>>58052802
>we don't
>>58052706
>if I hate myself, they will respect me
They'll never respect you 2bh. Embrace the memes and irritate them
>>58052869
>n--no
>y-you
>>58052888
they're so cute when they're angry, i just want to squeeze their cheeks
>>58052696
Alright don't lump all of us together. The U.S. is one of the most eclectic countries in the world.
Also, Germany has ruined Europe, not us.
>>58052845
Not OP but stay mad if you want
>>58052858
but i swear
Hey, how would a 21 years old frenchfag do if he had to spend his year abroad, in an american uni? Would I be considered sort of exotic and faggy, but still interesting and worthy of being invited to parties?
Desperately searching for infos to choose a country before i have to fill the papers.
Why are french so arrogant about their """culture""" when they are no longer relevant or cherished? They also have the biggest "WE WUZ" mentality of any of the Euro countries and it's pretty pathetic.
>>58052929
I love being American I'm just not an ignorant fucking idiot.
Americans are so retarded, they still hating us because we don't played the cuck to them in 2003.
and actually we are right, the massive destruction weapons according to Bush were a fucking fake, but amerifats still sucks the dicks of their government and believe everything it tell to them.
>>58052906
>mfw Swedes will never enjoy a hot burger on your well-kept suburban lawn
>mfw Swedes will never gather with friends and neighbors to enjoy a cold beer in the warm summer evening and watch as the sun slowly sets against a beautiful and large American forest, already buzzing with the sounds of night
>>58052906
>implying enjoying a glass of wine in the napa valley summer isn't vastly superior
come ONNNNNNN
MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE FRENSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>58051975
Do what we do, speak english louder
I like the French more than every other European nationality combined tbhonest. Everyone who confuses Parisians with Frenchies should fuck off.
>be a serb from serbia
>tall, blond, muscular, blue eyes, 197 cm tall, 120 kilograms heavy and no belly, short hair and beard, scarred knuckles on one fist (cooking accident, but dont tell ppl :DDD), piercing gaze of emperor Dushan the mighty, deep voice like an echo from the bottom of the well, long face with straight narrow nose and pronounced muscular jaw, wide chest as if two western nu-males standing together, lifting heavy things twice a week, eating fish, pigs, chicken and eggs, drinking milk often
>went to frogland (and other places)
>people responded to my broken english with satisfying quality to me
I see no problem, you need to look at them as if you are going to beat them up or thinking about them (even tho you have never attempted to argue with anyone before and house cats kinda scare you, but they dont know any of that :DDD)
I honeslty have no idea why Americans aren't french speakers - my best gues is that they were too stupid to learn it and english were more accessible to their brain cells
>>58052983
There are greeks philosophers that were born 500 years before Jesus and whose books are still better than what American authors write today, you know. Actually, the older it gets, the better.
And at least, we were ONCE relevant :^)
Hey, at least you made The Office US.
>>58052915
???
we don't have accents, you do, we are default
>>58052948
i don't talk about Europe, i talk about the ENTIRE WORLD.
and currently you literally ruins them, you ruins them since the beginning of the cold wars.
>>58052906
>americans will never enjoy the feel of a fresh croissant in the paris morning summer
I can eat at a burger king in detroit and experience the same thing
>>58052985
Wow, you're really upset
>>58052985
what the fuck are you doing here then debbie?
>>58052530
We're just bastard sons they don't care about.
>>58053077
>whines about Americans not speaking proper French in France
>refuses to speak proper American on an American website
let's all calm down and be friends
I love France and I always will.
Brits fuck off
>>58053153
>American website
heh
>>58053085
fuck croissants jesus christ i tried this shit it was horrible ugh barf i dont understand you how
and macaroni and cheese is horrible too
I stand with France.
>>58053175
Dont think your getting the Falklands back by being nice!!!
>>58052066
>he says, while spelling it "center"
>>58052321
>forget that penis is a female noun in france
>everyone hon hon hons in disgust
>>58053203
Macaroni and cheese is a godsend fuck you Puerto Rico!
>>58053063
napoleon sold this to push forward a war that he lost
>>58052975
>Would I be considered sort of exotic and faggy, but still interesting and worthy of being invited to parties?
yes, assuming you're not ugly or autistic
no one here actually hates french people, it was just some republicans 13 years ago
>>58053045
>rasheed
>>58053063
It's not worth the effort. It's too late for most of us to ever get the accent down correctly, and everybody around the planet speaks English already. If you guys weren't so autistic about proper pronunciation and grammar, and if you were more relevant, more people would bother to learn it
>visit Paris
>go to a cafe
>the waiter is an arab
>expect to speak english
>he speaks russian
>he is fun and nice
What's your excuse, frogs? Even immigrants are better than you lol
>>58053153
>proper American
Your language is called "English" fatass!
>>58053301
You're one to talk lmao France is the most BLACKED country in all of Europe
>>58053334
...no it's not?
where were you educated pierre clearly not at a good american school
>>58052975
Like all frenchmen you would be the gay friend. fetching drinks for germans.
>>58053248
dude what the fuck noooo that shit is horrible
i tried one that they sell in boxes and it was fucking uneatable
like,would it kill y'all to add a tsp of tomato sauce and maybe some onions blarhg
>>58053186
I like you.
Please stop bullying France
STAY MAD AMERIMPERIALIST FUCKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_D1FCmDTg
WE WUZ RIGHT N SHIET
>>58053291
>yes, assuming you're not ugly or autistic
well, that's a criteria that applies to everybody, am i right? You"re just asking me to be a regular human being? That's rather encouraging.
>>58053381
>in a box
There's your problem. You need homemade mac n' cheese.
And it's supposed to be a side dish, not a meal.
>>58052975
Americans love French people. My friend got a French foreign exchange student in high school and he refused to speak English or participate in group activities, basically just sat around drinking coffee and scowling at everybody. The girls loved it
>>58053363
LOOK!! THE ANTICHRIST IS NEXT TO YOU!!!
THAT'S MEAN YOU WERE LEFT BEHIND!!!
>>58052686
>>58052735
>Occitania
>Brittany
>Fucked over Switzerland and made half their country speak frog
>Wallonia
>Moselle, Haut-Rhin, and Bas-Rhin
And you made Italy's borders almost as bad as switzerlands. I love French culture and history but you guys aren't "the savior of western culture". You ruined others, replaced it with your own, fucked up borders, and yeah. The worst we've done is fuck up the stability of the middle east, but you guys drew the borders and caused it in the first place. Stop acting like you're the best country just because some faggot made a bait thread that you all got triggered by.
>>58053301
Kunta
>>58053334
I said that just to get some sweet (You)s 2bh
>>58051975
If you´re talking about french, let me tell you that it is the fastest growing language in Africa, which in turn, it's the fastest growing continent in the world in population terms.
Clearly not dying.
>>58053239
correction: "dick" is a female noun (la bite), "penis" is a male noun (le pénis)
and funnily enough vagina is masculine (le vagin)
>>58051975
>goes to foreign country
>expects them all to speak your language
You must be a real treat, you entitled shit.
>>58053006
>Americans are so retarded, they still hating us because we don't played the cuck to them in 2003.
and actually we are right, the massive destruction weapons according to Bush were a fucking fake, but amerifats still sucks the dicks of their government and believe everything it tell to them.
Your adorable broken English is very Russian. Shut it down Ivan, the game is over.
>visit france
>ask for a loaf of bread
>get a baguette
>be french
>lose to your own allies
lmaoing@ u guys right now
>>58053537
Yeah population growth. Their booming infrastructure will cope with that well, just like they have this last, oh wait.
>>58051975
Bon jor bitches
>>58053375
>>58053446
I just don't get it. It's like every single memeful french person went to the USA on purpose. Just to make everyone believe that the stereotypes are true. It has to be a conspiracy of some sort.
>>58053497
Sometime answering to the bait gives birth to an interesting thread, as you can see .
>>58053624
We just had too.
>>58053560
>>expects them all to speak your language
You honestly can't apply that logic to English, the global language.
If the majority of your country's people can't speak English, then they deserve nothing.
>>58053624
The british were never, are not, and will never be our allies. It's just a fake """jointure""" because reasons
>>58053624
>Own allies
>VICHY France
with you being american, i can't even know whether you're trolling or not.
>>58053792
Because we had to save your country twice?
Those 'reasons'?
>>58053837
First world war France won it.
Second world war the Americans saved both of us.
How is that hard to remember honestly?
>>58053884
Oh my word the denial, is so very french.
>>58053802
To be fair, I don't think the French sailors were aware of the puppet government or loyal to it. Then again, nobody likes the UK, so pointing out that there was better ways to make sure the puppet government and Nazi Germany doesn't take control of the fleet, but it's pointless.
>>58052536
Aye carumba mamamia gringo puta
>>58053076
>we are default
>>58053884
>throwing all of your able-bodied men in ditches to die of trench rot
>"won"
>>58053925
To be fair, we blew them up, so we didn't really like them either son.
>>58053884
>>58053922
>>58053976
please ignore him, i beg you
>>58054053
surrendering monkey detected
the best pornstars are french and they all love anal
>>58054053
Like how you begged the Americans to save you?
>>58054090
names
>>58054110
anissa kate, jessie volt, Liza Del Sierra
>>58053884
you watched one too many hollywood historical revisionism ww2 movie
in reality even serbia killed more nazis than usa, americans never took any serious world war 1 or world war 2 parts
>but WE WUZ SUPPLIEZZZ
yeah well why are you portraying yourself in battles or hyping the western front than? checkm8 m8s
>>58054090
Do you have any videos with French dirty talk you could recc me? I can't get off unless I like a girls voice and French accents get me diamonds.
>>58053711
>>58053624
it's like pearl harbour ?
two nukes on London would be fine by me. Never liked this fucking city.
MWUAAHHHHH THE FREEENSCH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11uFDrW4Lbr
>>58054171
http://www.data18.com/content/370604
http://www.data18.com/content/346678
>>58053537
I feel sad that the French legacy is going to be succeeded by foreigners instead of the original people.
>>58054145
do you not know what the fuck the eastern front was
dumb srpska
>>58054213
Fuck me you are bitter. They were blown out the water because they couldn't go to the nazi's.
Lighten up Mehmet.
>>58054145
>Serbian education
>>58054321
Case europe wide in all honesty.
>>58053725
Hey, so is Chinese and Spanish, but that doesn't mean you're going to be able to speak those.
If a China man came to the USA expecting you to speak Chinese, would you tolerate that?
>>58052245
are you seriously comparing tourists to immigrants?
>>58054145
There is historical revisionism going on but you don't need to start implying nothing happened on the western front. There was a full scale invasion at the scale of hundreds of thousands if not millions of active military personnel involved in combat, not counting the Pacific front. Over 400,000 Americans and British military personnel died each in combat, and over 200,000 French.
>>58053694
>tfw french exchange student in my class is black
At least she isn't arab.
American military is a joke. USA never fought any world wars (Serbia killed more nazi's, fact), than proceeded to lost to non-army of rice farmers and non-army of goat herders.
Not even to mention you achieved 0 military goals against Serbia and prevented 0 massacres.
Your collection of welfare queens, where 95% of the people never saw any combat, and yet half of them has ptsd and other meme diseases, exists only so you can say "muh military budget". All American wars are fought by mercenaries, American military being a joke.
In case of an actual shit going down, USA wouldnt last a day. And no, civilianized jam-o-matic 3000 that isnt even automatic + population of half retarded lards who cant climb the stairs without farting wouldnt save it either.
I unironically believe even Finland, Poland or Switzerland could defeat USA... at least male population over there receives basic military training and their army never wore heels. Hell even here almost entire male population has military training, and half of 50+ year olds are war veterans. No one got ptsd tho.
>>58054132
nikita bellucci is good too
>>58054145
sounds like jealousy, frenchies know who their true saviors are
>>58051975
I refuse to speak any pig latin. English is the master language.
>>58054568
We should let the rest of the world get cucked, just so you fags learn to appreciate us.
>>58054568
>This entire post
>>58054346
London and Rotheham cannot go the islam pakis, let's nuke them to be fair. Just helping out our British allies ;^)
why can't you mind your own business, ever, Nigel ?
>>58054568
>t.military intel contractor
>>58054568
Yeah ok. None of your guys had ptsd cause they were killing and maiming civilians, ya mad serb war criminal.
REMOVE KEBAB!
>>58054746
>wearing camo in office
Its true. You have no language of your own. No ethnicity of your own. No 1000's of years of culture of your own. You only have money so no shit only mercenaries can fight for you. Why the fuck would anyone risk their life for a group of.... foreigners?
And we all that mercenaries are very interested in their own self being.. probably more interested in that than risking their lives for a group of people they feel connection with, because when you look at them, you see the same traits you have, you see similarity in them.
USA is just a place where people from actual countries live. And as such, it can not have an actual military. Only mercenaries and military technology, developed by worldwide brain drain.
You know its true because you cant refute it.
>>58054256
Saluton, sinjoro simio!
>>58054712
cause i like winding up the french ;) Bomb the pakis thats fine w me. Be honest though, im distracting you from your weekly race riots!
>>58054633
Of course we know, you were the main reason (not the resistance, not the british, not the canadians, not our colonies) that were were liberated. But I also know that anglo culture culture is cancer and we woud have been better off to remain under the Third Reich (that we recreated anyway with the EU).
We know what happened, doesn't we are happy about it or agree.
Do the French even have souls?
>>58054893
>modern day european union
>3rd reich
how?
>>58054830
>reading all of this emotional diarrhea
>>58054893
Be in denial all you like, your line fell, and the yanks didnt get involved for a few years. In truth though the russki's made the biggest sacrifice in man power
You were cucked for 6 years tho.
>>58055002
its my pasta, posting on this shithole site for some time, I have text.txt for american hour, pol, int, different generals, etc
its not even fun at this point, I have exams this week, I have lectures this morning, its 4 am here............
man this is bad, future is grim
>>58054929
Much more soul than you faggot
>>58052906
>mfw americans will never enjoy the feel of a nice kebab while forty immigrants take turns fucking your wife during the mandatory weekly cucking
feels good to be swede
>>58055051
Deny what ? I absolutely didn't deny anything. I was being perfectly honest. There was not an inch of arrogance in my post.
Every olympic games announcements take twice as long because they announce it in English, then have to announce it in French to appease the angry frogs
Just fuck off France, English the global language
>>58055157
t. Quecuck
>>58054830
We are a microcosm of the world, so all cultures are ours.
>>58055241
>>58055281
the franco british conflict have derived onto their colonies too. Is that fair or was it a mistake ?
>>58055241
It is because France started the games.
>>58051975
I never understood why Parisians are such big pricks. They live on tourists money and treat them like dirt.
>>58055126
>Literally has a stash of butthurt
>>58055382
France and UK are Friends now so they are both cucks. Canada is the only country keeping up the Anglo-Francophone rivalry.
>>58055469
>bombing a hill in the middle of nowhere
rip 2 cows damn american imperialist pigs will pay dearly for this evil transgression of aggression
>>58055552
>Canada is the only country keeping up the Anglo-Francophone rivalry.
That is not an appropriate way to put your country's most major and chronic haemorrhoids.
>>58055464
Stfu kike
France has industry in every fields you could imagine
Even UK can't compete
>not having a space basement
>not having a laser megajoule
Tourists should feel blessed to visit my cunt, and not like kings.
>>58055727
Nice """""banter"""""""
>>58055552
No, that's your own internal issue not ours.
Do you only live by projection or sometimes do you pull out your own personality ?
>>58055865
Your and the Brit ancestors are rolling over in their graves because of that gay shit you just wrote
>>58055936
My ancestors are smiling at me righ now you fucking leaf
canada never did anythign relevant but to shitpost on 4chan
>>58055755
>laser megajoule
kek, its called International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor (very relevant to my studies), arguably the most impressive human undertaking since moon landing. Cant believe you are representing one of the most glorious and amazing feats of humanity with such a tiny shitty picture tho.
More people need to know about it. Its like... a world without muslims and africans. Just thinking about it makes depression go away for a while.
>>58056018
At least we're not French.
I understand why all those british left their country to go the new world. Being around the british is truly a suffering experience they are fucking pathetic autists. I gues that comes from the isolation and being inbred doesnt help
Do frogs like Quebec?
>>58056050
Laser megajoule is pic related
>>58056061
AHAHAH BUT YOU REALLY ARE !
>>58056104
t. Cheese eating surrender monkey coward
>>58056136
delet this right now
>>58056133
Another one
>>58056125
They pretend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3LdU8cAKV4
>>58056182
>t. Cheese eating surrender monkey coward
Best military history of europe :)
>>58052122
This isn't remotely true even in Paris. They only get mad if you don't make any effort at all like Chinese and some of the worst Anglo tourists.
Maybe Quebec is worse
>>58056125
The only thing French like are north african and haitian cock
>>58056125
they know almost nothing about it other than "cold and hilarious accents", but most of them either have positive views or are completely ambivalent
>>58056133
>>58056209
why call it laser megajoule when its supposed to generate plasma in megawatt hours?
>>58056255
>OH NO, NOT...FRANCE?
like nigga hahahahha nigga like come on hahaahhahaha
>>58056294
a MWh is a unit of energy just like a MJ
Specifically, 1 MWh = 3600 MJ
>>58056294
Because it's a thing apart form Iter project lad...
Iter project is driven by french CEA mainly that's what I said.
The laser megajoule is a tool for nucear modelisation mainly for military uses, a bit for the fusion project.
>>58056212
>These are the people who speak French
Wew, is there something worse than poo peelanders and keknadians ? They're such puppies barking everytime and everytime for the crown, that's almost sad for me to watch this amount of faggotry on a daily basis.
>>58056346
ye but its just easier to do el.consumption in watt hours, at least to me, joules are too.. general for this
>>58056349
what does military use lasers for? I though they were only good for shooting down satellites because missiles are slow and kinda heavy for earth's atmosphere, didnt know military uses lasers for other things too
Reading this thread like
Leaves and frogs fighting over stupid shit.
Why can't we just be friends come-on its current year.
>>58053428
If you have any exotic qualities (an accent) all you need is to not spill your spaghetti too badly and you'll have a pretty good chance with lots of girls
>>58056514
>Why can't we just be friends
Because it's fun. See
>>58056463
>>58053077
>and currently you literally ruins them, you ruins them since the beginning of the cold wars
Speak American
>>58051975
English is just bastard French, literally 1/3rd of the words and all present tense is mongrol French thanks to the Normans, eternal Anglo kun.
>>58056475
They're not used directly against a target, their only task is for modelisations. It's like miniaturized thermonuclear reactions, measured by shit tons of captors and simulated with super-calculators.
Why ? Because France can now test its nuclear power avoiding ecologic issues.
It will also be used for research and Iter.
Just search "CEA laser megajoule"
>be french
>be a literal terrorist
>>58052017
First post best post
>be french
>be a LITERAL terrorist
>>58056813
>be a zeelander /brit vessel
>be cucked by french master race
>>58056846
>be french
>get shot
>>58056666
Based Germany
Germanic uprising when?
>be french
>get BLACKED
>>58056326
kek
>be french
>get longbow'd
>>58056860
>>58056907
>>58056959
Obsession : the man
>be french
>get molested
i like france
>>58056918
You like snails up yer bum
>celebrating europeans killing europeans
>>58057001
cuck: the country
>>58056959
Fucking kek
L2arrow Pierre
Tfw 50% English feels gud mane
>be french
>get longbow'd AGAIN
>>58056959
We won that war and killed more englishs than they killed frenchs.
in the end we will forever be the better nation
>be me
>have been to france many times
>rarely anyone ever rude to me
>when I smile other people smile too
>tfw i have no idea what all this france hate is from in this thread
the truly shitty people are the Swiss, bunch of dicks
pic related
>>58057077
Whoomygawd
>>58057101
>be french
>get seven years' war'd
>>58057101
Where are your colonies?
>>58057105
Why are u talking shit about us mate.
Eat a fuggin burger
Only in amerika for 3 more weeks thank fuck
>>58057105
yeah I know its almost like 10+ million people arent all just a single person, what an insane thing to figure out on /int/ tho where there exist a magical hivemind for every flag and no one has ever broke it
this board is a bullshit waste of time
>>58057150
Africa still pays colonial taxes for France
Do you pay something for the crown ?
>be french
>get cannon'd
>be french
>get moor'd
>>58057213
Iunno
>French """"""""""""colonies"""""""""""
>>58057221
We get it France can't into war/battle
>>58057287
can't play rugby either lmao
>>58057077
just a friendly reminder that God literally gave his blessing on a french WOMAN to #rek the britbongs and their special longbows
>>58057134
Honeslty there was no wine, we just had to go back. it was a shitty no-wine land.
>>58057165
>when you spot the Swiss
I stand by my statement, the only people that ever showed any level of friendliness in Switzerland were drunk people and the elderly, everyone else were frigid rude bastards
>be britcuck
>be exoceted
>>58057307
My sides
>>58057316
Friendly reminder that the Queen of England is your official monarch, Quebec.
>>58057287
Most successful country in war history, you fat fuck
>>58057316
interesting historical fact: joan of arc was actually among the manliest men france could provide. the english just thought he was a woman because of his long hair and hilariously short """"""""""""""""penis""""""""""""""""
why does this kiwi has all this stuff saved on his computer ? Imagine the life on that guy lol
>>58057345
>Argentinians defeated the British Navy with the help of the french.
>France then assassinated Princess Diana
Holy kek is France eternally cuking Britain or something?
I thought it was suppose to just be friendly banter.
>>58057345
They got theirs
>be brit
>be cucked by the french even in 20th century
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2005/jul/15/activists.g2
>astonishingly no government outside New Zealand condemned the French action, least of all Britain, despite the fact it was a British vessel.
The litteral cuck
>>58057378
I'm actually a underweight demigod PTSD trigger queerkin
Check ur privilege
>>58057433
>not having an /int/ banter folder organised by country
wew
>>58057378
Successful at being cowardly cucks
>>58057437
RUDE
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>>58057455
>Be French
>Speak English
>>58057475
>will france ever recover
>>58057491
Faggot
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France BTFO
>>58057455
>be french
>get btfo
How can France even compete?
smdh really? Argentina did THIS much damage to the British navy?
How did picardioman country get away with this?
>>58057370
well duh, Anglo Canadians literally give us free money to stay in their """""""country""""""" because it's the only way for them to have an identity
but hey keep telling yourself you're getting the long end of the stick if it makes you happy
>be french
>s u r r e n d e r
>>58057344
Maybe ur just a soft skinned cunt
>>58057562
>His province literally has language laws because most of you want to learn and advertise in English
>To find a decent job in Montreal you have to speak English
>His monarch is the Queen of England
Eternally cucked.
>>58057475
You're not funny
you banter a country hen they did something wrong or were annoying. We are not.
Why isn't France fighting back?
>be french
>invent the word surrender
>>58057616
Frenchie btfo
Look at the red strip on the picture.
It's french EEZ into Canadian EEZ.
Yes my friends, french EEZ going right to the biggest oil reserve in the area, cucking the Canadian EEZ all around.
Canada is still butthurt about this.
Let's make fun on this and sing the song of the cucked bittish dominion.
WHO IS THE KEKEST ?
CANADIANS OF COURSE
HOW IS IT THE FUNIEST ?
BRITTISH DOMINION BY SOURCE
>>58057634
Surrender
>>58057637
when has france ever fought back?
>>58057651
There is no recovery from here
>>58057656
Too far
>>58052017
underated
>>58057689
This. France hurry up and delete all your posts and pretend this whole thread never happened.
Just move on.
>>58057656
>getting cucked by F R A N C E
CANADA ETERNALLY BTFO
>>58057616
>mfw Anglos in Quebec are literally forced to speak French
>mfw even in Montreal there's literally only half of francophones who speak English
>mfw anglos L I T E R A L L Y pay us to remain in their country
>"b-b-but we won i swer!!"
Wanna ear another thing about Canada ?
The name comes from Kanata
Why ?
Because the french explorer Jacques Cartier named it. Because a native chief told him that Kanata meant settlement/village
So Cartier named Canada
>be Canadian
>FRENCH'D
>>58057753
>>mfw even in Montreal there's literally only half of francophones who speak English
Isn't this an example of you being cucked?
We can speak English in all other provinces, you can only speak French in half of one.
C U C K E D
>>58057500
English 1/3rd French m8
>>58057767
>get btfo by france
>get btfo by lesotho
is there any end to canada's cuckoldry?
>>58057814
>They are currently speaking 1/3rd of their language instead of the whole thing
Has Anglo domination gone too far?
>New Zealand's capital city is Old Zealand
>>58057795
>you can only speak French in half of one.
>implying this is even slightly the case
Let me remind you that the proportion of Anglos in Quebec who speak French is WAY higher than that of francophones who speak English
But hey, you totally won because of all that taxpayer money you send our way :^)
>>58057795
The butthurt will be strong here .......
>tfw english is nothing more than a french bastardised dialect
>tfw anglos are multiculti fruits
>tgw FRENCH'D
>>58057866
It's more Germanic than French
>the capital of america is mexico city
>>58057859
>I can't read your chart that's written in your weird pig latin
>You're speaking to me in English
Hahahahahah I can go to ANY other province and speak English. You have to stay in Quebec to speak French but you MUST also learn English. Like nigga hahahahaha
>>58057866
>The Frenchmen is so cucked he's speaking only that much of his language RIGHT NOW just to communicate with superior Anglos
>C A N A D A
>>58057859
Je me souviens
>>58057919
>mfw being unable to speak English (a.k.a. bastardized French) is literally the norm here
>"W-W-WE WON I SWER ON ME MUMS LYFE"
>>58057845
For a Germanic language:
>30% French
>30% Latin
>26% German
>reminder is Old Norse/Old English/Celtic
I dunno man, in the long run the English are the cucks in terms of language here.
>>58057904
>29-30% vs 26%
>more Germanic
Even word tense is French though.
Damn, i always thought argies were the most butthurt on int. Guess i was wrong... 300 posts of pure french butthurt.
>>58057984
>Tfw you're only unable to speak English in Quebec if you want to be poor French trash
International language of business. Don't forget to wear your English style suit in the workplace.
>>58057904
HE LITTERALY CAN'T READ
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>>58057988
Nope, more French speakers speak English than vice versa. Especially here in Canada. The Anglos won.
>canada isn't EXACTLY the same as america
when will this meme die?
>>58052053
>laisse moué t'apprendre des trucs sur ton pays tabarnak
>>58058022
>mfw every Anglo who wants to be anything at all in Quebec needs to learn French
>mfw only a minority of francophones bother learning corrupted French, i.e. Englelish
>mfw Anglos STILL send tons of taxpayer money to us FOR FREE because they're desperate for our approval
>>58057866
>>58058050
.....
>FRENCH'D
>>58058050
I don't think you understand my point. The English language is literally mongrel French. Even when it comes to Celtic origins, the French have more original words (at least 200-300 pre-Latin influence still surviving in modern French) vs English.
>>58058126
>200-300 Gaulic words from the Gaulic language
>>58058133
based Luxembourg
>>58058111
>Mfw I've walked into Quebec without knowing a word of French and you all understand
>mfw you all think English is cool
>Mfw your monarch is the Queen of England
>mfw you're a minority in an anglo country
There is no coming back from that. You've been cucked to death. Bow to your anglo masters.
>canada begins posting
>thread goes to shit
>>58058133
>Portugal
>>58058126
Oh I understand, but instead of French people speaking full French they are communicating in the bastardized version the Anglos spawned. They feel it inferior and they all speak it out of necessity. CUUUCKED
>>58058176
>mfw Canada L I T E R A L L Y bends over backwards to accomodate us
>B-B-B-BUT WE WON!!
You just proved how cucked you are; we're a fucking minority, and yet you invest tons of ressources to please us
Seriously, your taxpayers GIVE us 10 billion dollars a year for free.
cluck cluck cluck, my friend :^)
It's a diet frog and frog vs Anglos episode
>>58058122
See
>>58057509
Literally ANGLO'D
>>58058222
Isn't modern English just a bastardization of French? The Normans wrecked England so badly French replaced Old English almost overnight as soon as they conquered the Isles.
>>58058176
English is a french dialect, and England a french colony
Even the queen is german
Keep going m3c
>>58058235
>They are forced to speak our language and are forced to stay while even though there are massive separatist movements
>Forced to have the English Queen as a Monarch
You're not being accommodated, you're being dominated.
>>58058259
Anglo propaganda
>>58058262
>>58058270
>29% of the language
>That makes it French
You have more non-whites in your countries than English has French in it
How does modern France view William the Conqueror?
AMERICA YES
>>58058312
>literally only a minority think it's relevant enough to learn
>you guys literally send us 10 B I L L I O N of your tax dollars
>"we conquered you innit m8"
TOP KEK
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>>58058335
There's more French in English then German, despite it being a *******Germanic******** language.
shouldnt you cucks unite against the rape and scourge of islam doe?
>>58058372
>Quebec so utterly cucked at this point this is all he has
>Quebec so utterly cucked he's speaking English, lives in an anglo country, and worships an Anglo Queen
HO-LY SHIT. hahaha
>>58058414
islam is a yuropoor problem, and I'm not a yuropoor
>>58058345
Franco-viking bastard who did something good for the banter obviously
>>58058414
>Serbia trying to talk shit to Westerners about islamic invasion despite the fact that you fucks literally lost almost all of Kosovo
lyl
>>58058427
>Canacuck L I T E R A L L Y bends over to accomodate me
>somehow he thinks he's won
>>58058383
And yet, the French are talking in a language that isn't French because of Anglo dominance. They can't even speak their full language, only a language comprised of 29% of it.
>>58058463
can't make this shit up lmao
>getting cucked by a bunch of dirty, stinking fr*gs
CANADA BTFO
>>58058414
This is more fun BTFO of Frenchies. That's important too though.
>>58058463
>Quebec thinks forceful ownership is accomodation
Stockholm syndrome. Bow to your anglo masters.
>>58058466
Why would the French have problems if their fluent in French to speak bastard French?
>>58058427
>""""""""anglo"""""""""" queen
Ja genau mein Freund, Ja genau !
>>58058540
Because it's the new and improved French and it surpassed their obsolete language.
>>58058519
>he's so butthurt that he lives in complete denial of the fact that canacucks literally pander to our every complaint
>>58058555
>its
>new
>French
>>58058551
>The Queen of England is the monarch of your only successful bastard children
A-at least you still have Haiti and west Africa thought, right?
>>58058365
>be American
>be poor
>have obese son
>'pawpaw gibe Macca's''
>no ur fat enough and we can't afford it
>how dare u deny this child dinner
>get arrested and called an unfit parent
Land of the free eh?
>>58058571
>This delusional Quecuck is part of a province that's been wanting independence since it's capture by the Anglos
>It worships the Queen of England and will NEVER be a country
>>58058493
>Canadian army
>Canadian nuclear capacity
>Canadian relevancy
>Canadian culture apart Québec
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58058611
kek, why would I want independence when I can just stay in Canada and have you idiots give me free money?
>>58058574
I'm putting it in terms your mexican brain can understand
>>58058634
Re-read what you wrote then talk to anyone else here again about "simple brains", Maple kun.
>>58058627
>I will Never be a French speaking surrender monkey
Feels good
>>58058581
No, we have the second largest EEZ zone in the world
>>58058588
nice
>>58058631
>Literally held hostage by your anglo overlords
>H-eh Yeah, I'm suckling at the teet. It'll sure show them!
>>58058649
Fuck off with the EEZ.
>>58058671
>held hostage
you do realize that you're supposed to GET money as ransom when you have a hostage, not just give an endless stream of money to your hostage and accomodate his every whim?
>>58058675
heeeeeeh
>>58056813
>>58058702
I honestly don't know what the trade off is with Quebec t.b.h. I just know we're winning with how much you whine about being oppressed
>>58058707
Look how they are mutual
Hoooo you anglos.
Gladly France decided to make you. The world would be sad, for sure.
Thanks for the based murrican and the québécois.
Eternal allies.
>>58058702
The frog has a point
Canacucks btfo
>>58058763
What
>>58058770
Americans and Quebecucks have been utterly BTFO. God save the Queen. I'm going for a smoke lel
>>58058707
>piggybacking off pierre's banter
will cancucks ever learn?
>>58058807
Jokes on u I'm 75% French Canadian
>>58058937
I don't think the joke's on him at all m8
>>58059059
=(
I will always be a frog
Feels bad man the other 25% is just Canadian
>>58059136
I'd feel even worse about this than the other 75% 2bh
>>58059165
I'm only a two hour drive from Canada
I might move there desu
>>58058937
I knew it
>>58059165
Fuck you mini-Australia
>>58059259
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>>58059310
>being canadian unironically
poor form
>>58059376
I smugly look down my nose at you, furfag
>>58059310
B.....b....ut bro
>>58059457
>furnadian projecting his meme fetish onto me for no reason
kek
>>58059520
>Sheep shagging "kiwis"
>not furries
>>58059586
>implying shagging a cheeky sheep every now and again is the same as dressing up as an anthropomorphic animal like some kind of degenerate
>>58052696
>this is what French people actually believe.
If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking Russian right now...
Well actually that would probably be better than speaking Arabic and following Sharia like you all are doing now.
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