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>Nips, chinks, africans, latin americans, mudslimes, and other.
We must unite in an eye war against the blue, grey, and green fags. There can only be one eye color.
>tfw pale as snow but brown eyes
>>58047238
>contacts
Easy, move back to your country and you'll get that.
reporting
Arab reporting
>>58047425
>move back
>move
>back
You heard him, all Natives off my lawn
reportan
>>58047481
Amber/hazel master race
>>58047566
subhuman
>>58047238
>>58047429
Vomit inducing filth
>>58047329
pale skin + brown eyes is the best combination imo, especially on women
>>58047675
L
Scotland on holiday. Never again, 30c is fucking hell, let alone in April
>>58047630
think you're the only person in the world with that opinion
>>58047739
Wear some sunscreen man holy fuck. You're going to look like a dried tomato at 30 if you keep that up.
>>58047724
nazi puto
>tfw you have blond hair and brown eyes
also
>be German
>fuck animals
>calling anyone subhuman
enhe
I'm pure Russian but I have brown eyes. Fuck off.
>>58047747
maybe
but god damn I instantly fall in love with every single woman who has deep brown eyes and pale skin
>>58047767
Them eyebrows have got to be a pussy slayers
>>58047724
>>58047739
>>58047836
>>58047481
GTFO let us have our moment.
>>58047238
I have one brown and one blue eye what should I do?
>>58047824
The worst combination possible
>>58047844
lights eyes are just a mutation it doesnt makes you more or less Russian. x)
>>58047911
desu I guess
>>58047238
>pale as fuck
>goldish blonde hair
>light brown eyes
Literally a genetic failure
>>58047623
>subhuman
>not being able to appreciate demon souls
>>58047911
Wear an eyepatch. Be a double agent for whichever side you choose.
>>58047911
POST
>>58047623
When will the "hazel" meme end. You're light brown bro, deal with it.
>>58047864
>big eyebrows
>pussy slayers
doesn't work that way
unfortunately :^(
>>58047238
reporting for duty
I thought all eyes were naturally blue
>>58047238
tfw girly eyelashes
>>58048173
delet this
>>58048173
wat
>>58047864
Thanks senpai
>>58048226
Hello Abdul
>>58047847
No I agree with you. A girl that has pale skin with brown eyes or bronze skin with blue/green/grey eyes make me diamonds.
>>58048119
No, you fuckwit, hazel is not light brown.
I remember once I posted my brown eye in this thread and someone made very mean and rude comment and it was deleted by a mod.
Neva again ;_;
>>58048280
As-Salam A'laykum Giovanni
>>58047747
nah i agree with him too
Here
Please don't be judgemental
>>58048338
One of us ooka chacka
One of us, we accept you
One of us ooka chacka
ONE OF US, WE ACCEPT YOU
>>58048234
Brown eyes are actually blue underneath, they turn brown because melanin
I might as well. I think my eyes aren't great.
>>58048399
this isn't really pale though
>>58048403
So petty O///O
>>58048339
sorry to hear that, some anons here are unnecessarily cruel ;-;
>>58048460
>So petty O///O
ty :) ;) :D :P
>>58048430
Chosen child is what you are
>>58048413
The fuck are you on about?
>>58048339
You're safe with us Ruski. You're home now.
>>58048119
If you were referring to >>58047481 (not him but me), I don't think that's light brown
>>58048523
Diarrhea eye
This is now a hot pale brown eyed girl thread
>>58048430
oh but they are beautiful anon, 10/10 would lick :3
>>58048643
bootin
>>58047481
This is hazel
Pic related is light brown, it's completely different
>>58048513
Chosen for what?
>>58048658
T-thanks..
>>58048740
You've got the gingervitus gene
pls don't breed
Reporting in.
>>58048773
There's no gingers in my senpai though?
>>58048817
EEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwww
Are mine considered brownish, hazel, greenish or what?
I don't know.
>>58048938
holy phuck, your eyebrows cover your eyes. Wax em
>>58048938
Yeah shit green but still green. Hazel is a meme.
>>58048938
t. alberto browbosa
>>58048986
No my brow is right above my eye. I don't have space between them.
It gives me a permanent angry face
>>58048938
Something about your eyes just speaks "800 years" to me
>>58049080
Something about your smile I can't keep off my mind.
Filthy shit eyes, get out of my board.
reporting in
>>58049245
>Argentina
>actually white
What the fuck
>>58049325
So pretty, consider modeling
>>58049331
What was the great european immigration wave?
>>58049245
this.
also beautifull eyes, anon
>>58049378
Thanks, but sadly I'm only 4'11.
>>58048160
Strong eyebrows are right below sharp jawline in terms of getting girls horny.
>>58049325
>>58049424
benis
>>58047238
Do you consider light brown eyes shiteyes?
>>58049424
Post butthole pls
I wanna see your other brown eye
>>58049424
My sister's smaller than that and she got offered a modeling job but whatever floats your boat
>>58049503
What went wrong?
>>58049502
pless no
>>58049526
what agency?
please no bully
>>58049325
your eyes are too close together
>>58049424
Why do girls think they need to be tall to model and ripped to model? Being 6 foot with a six pack are manly features, I don't want to see that shit.
>>58049530
What do you mean?
>>58049646
>Why do girls think they need to be tall to model and ripped to model?
because it's an actual requirement to be tall for modeling
>>58049646
b/c real men (not low test virgins) like tall women.
>>58049603
I thought Canadians were chill. You must also be a girl though because as a man I just want to sex those eyes.
>>58049701
Depends what kinda modelling.
Only job where you absolutely needs to be tall is flight attendant.
>>58049646
you need to be at least 5'8.5" and probably around 115 lbs or less for any non-commercial modeling agency to consider you
>>58049392
A myth, stop lying my african friend
>>58049739
Simply not true
>>58049743
u got low standards m8
She looks like this
>>58049745
nah, see >>58049795
>>58048938
>>58048740
>>58047836
>>58047481
Hello my fellow Celtic rapebaby friends
>>58049795
Depends where.
I personally know a model and she is 170cm, 5'7''
>>58049325
eyes remind me of a qt I used to know
>>58049887
>those eyes
noice
>be paki
>come out looking durka brown eyes black hair
>younger brother comes out light brown hair and blue eyes
ya Allah, why
>>58049909
is she a commercial model?
i'd have trouble believing she does high fashion
>>58049795
post your eyes "alisa"
>>58049466
Yes come join the fun.
Or you can go into denial mode and insist to everyone that you have special hazel eyes like this guy >>58048338
Bonus points if you have pale skin
>>58049795
>>58049701
this.
thanks to latino genes I'm 115lbs and 4'11.
Brown/Black eyes reporting.
>>58049974
Don't you have meme ethnicities too like Algeria has Kabyles?
>>58050022
4'11 and 116 lbs here
I feel your pain, sis ;_;
>>58049866
Post your face then nigger. No way you are a guy and actually think that. I refuse to believe that your standards can be that high. If you're not a solid 10/10 gtfo.
>>58050109
HAHAHAAH
>>58050109
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>>58050109
qepd
>>58050001
i fucked up and kept my trip on but
>>58050169
>>58050179
>the ride never ends
>>58050127
>Post your face then nigger. No way you are a guy and actually think that. I refuse to believe that your standards can be that high. If you're not a solid 10/10 gtfo.
>this loser defending an alien he's never gonna meet in his life
lol cute
>>58050087
yea, my mom is an authentic Kashmiri
dirty blonde, pale skin, and blue eyes
could easily pass as a European, everyone is always surprised when she says that shes a paki.
meh whatever, all the guys I've been with have absolutely loved my height. Really tall guys save me from knee bruises.
>>58050109
>complain about manlet status
>be a girl
Pick one
>>58047724
They really think they can attention whore with their toilet bowls.
>>58050298
>complain about manlet status
what do you mean? nobody likes to be an oompa loompa
>>58050298
yeah
i'm a 5'9" grill and it has made my life significantly shittier
>>58050214
nice brows.
eyes okay
>>58050253
Get your eyebrows waxed lol
>>58047824
that's gonna come in handy.
>>58047911
Dogmeat is that you?
On a side note, having different colors on each eye is pretty cool.
>>58050404
Unless your a dwarf, being short as a girl is not an issue.
>>58050466
4'11 grill here, can confirm.
>>58050466
>Unless your a dwarf, being short as a girl is not an issue.
Yea it is. If you left your basement you'd know real guys want girls at least 5'8
>>58048523
I can see into the void now. Also the iris looks like a funny looking cookie with a black hole in it.
>>58050466
It was never an issue for me, but I would have liked to be at least 10 cm higher
>shiteyes
>white
PICK ONE LMAO
t. green
>>58050406
What's it like? At some point you must just not give a fuck anymore and date guys ≥ your height. Right?
>>58050466
Women are most attractive, statistically, when they're 5'4" to 5'7".
>>58050406
>but all those stares
>then again, all those unwanted stares
>>58050570
182cm master race.
>>58050556
>PICK ONE LMAO
Hey Black and Tans, the autism threads are this way
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/mlp/
hello
>>58050570
That graph is iffy. Most girls are in that range therefore that would be the highest percentage by default. If you would have a stat in which males actually rated girls based on their height then that would be acceptable.
>>58050253
pls be in london
>>58050708
T O R O N T O
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>>58050570
>5' 10.5"
>I'm king of the manlets
Yay :D
>>58049866
desu I kinda do look like that
>>58050127
>>58050686
You kinda look like this dog
http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_portfolio/30000-34999/34547/800/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_195878.jpg
>>58050407
>eyebrows
Christ who the fuck waxes their eyebrows.
Don't answer that, that was a rhetorical question.
>>58050708
I don't live in the city
>>58050753
>>58050686
>>58050814
I don't see it. General shape yeah, but specific detail? Nah.
>>58050825
same guy that was ripping on my other pic, just a salty chick or gay guy.
>>58050577
this
>>58050561
i've just accepted it. it's not as bad as being 6'+ and i live in nyc so it's not uncommon to see tall skinny white women
>>58050773
wtf ru talking about
>>58050814
maybe if it had eyebrows
>>58050943
>>58050857
>I don't see it. General shape yeah, but specific detail? Nah.
idk he just reminds me of my neighbourhood pitbull. It's probably the lighting or something
>>58050570
The height seems off for height related guys. 6' 5" is where you might see some problems. Same with girls, bump it up to at least 5' 10".
The problem for some people with extreme heights from the average is that they aren't proportional. If you're proportional, then you should be fine.
>>58050253
>absolutely loved my height
Did they happen to mention liking something called loli?
>>58050989
If you look closely....6'5 is actually when theres a significant drop off (76% to 66%) and same with women....so its not "bad" unless your 6'5....but 5'10 - 6'1 is still ideal over all
>>58050892
Wait, what other photo?
>>58051054
only the current one, I've got too much ass and bust to be considered the loli type however.
Hey
>>58050825
>Christ who the fuck waxes their eyebrows.
Literally every girl >4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKScNrHdJ3U
>>58050892
>giving friendly advice
>"ripping"
w/e loser
>>58051109
>>58049325 is the other pic I posted
>>58051150
Sup Rachel, how's it going?
>>58050978
Oh, ok. I kinda see it now.
Let's all just agree that double eyelids are what's poppin.
Chinks & Nips, get your single eyelid asses tf out.
>>58051195
I don't see what's wrong with the photo.
>>58051269
idk, they're just not feeling aliens or thick brows
>>58051269
>I don't see what's wrong with the photo.
See >>58049866
Alien's eyes are too close.
>>58051252
>Chinks & Nips, get your single eyelid asses tf out.
Agreed. If you have sleepy eyes get off INT and go to bed
>>58051186
Oh, but why care so much about the eyebrow? It's not usually the first thing you notice on a person. But hey, I guess a lot of people care about, so why not?
>>58051306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdwbgsF1UUY
>>58051306
Do you happen to be white/Asian mix by any chance?
>>58051394
>It's not usually the first thing you notice on a person.
They're the 1st thing people notice. Shaped brows bring the face into focus and makes people look youthful and clean.
>>58051463
Nope.
>>58051443
I asked no bully pls.
>>58051476
have you posted a pic of yourself yet?
>>58051504
Im joking :3
>>58051463
what's your ethnicity?
>>58051476
I guess that would make sense because you generally look at someone's eye when you see them and their eyebrows are right above it. If something seems abnormal people would probably spot it right away.
>>58051306
You look like the electricity guy on youtube
>>58051606
Half/half white/Asian.
>>58051672
who?
>>58051675
If you're male I am sorry m8. You'll be like a god in Asia though.
>>58051504
Are you Mediterranean or Balkan by any chance?
>>58051735
Mix of Basque + Catalan
>>58051696
This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp97GjuULX8
>>58051720
>If you're male I am sorry m8. You'll be like a god in Asia though.
No pity for me, I got me gains. Can maintain plenty of muscle without hitting the gym too much. Can do two sets 8rep bench presses in 225. Hot chicks around? Woosh, add another rep.
Still...
>tfw when no gf but got gains (pic related)
I do get stares in China thou. So can confirm that true.
My eyes are light brown
They look kinda orange in the sun
>>58051938
would you be interested in a 4'11 alien
>>58051986
>would you be interested in a 4'11 alien
Fat 4'11 alien
You mentioned you were a fatty here:
>>58051135
>only the current one, I've got too much ass and bust to be considered the loli type however.
>>58051986
As a 5' 10" guy?
Yeah.... not really.
Already got me eyes on a 5' 8" goddess anyways.
>>58051986
Would you be interested in a 5'10" king of manlets?
classic mediterranean light brown reporting in
>>58051906
That's how you test 9V batteries.
They sting? They're good.
>>58052229
>Yeah.... not really.
LOL REKT
>>58047911
Be a ginger song writer?
>>58052517
Is your eye a teleporter?
>>58052224
see>>58050022
>>58052232
current guy's 6'2 lmao
>>58052645
a teleporter into the loo perhaps
>>58052532
>>58052229
I mean don't get me wrong, I'd date short girls. Heck I've dated a 5' 2" girl. But I'm already sniffing up a different tree. You get my drift? If I was open, yeah, I'd date a 4' 11" girl. But that simply ain't the case.
>>58047911
Kill Mittermeyer desu
fuck you OP
>>58052229
One thing I do notice. Average guys (5'9 - 6' 1') like to date average girls (5'4 - 5'7) but really tall guys (6'3 plus) like to date really short girls (like 5'2 & below). Why is that?
Also pic for anon.
>>58053349
this is fucking stupid lol
>>58053349
I'm 5'5 and my sister's 5'2 and we have revesered roles to that chart
>>58053349
>tfw would still go for taller girl
>tfw you're 175 cm manlet
>>58053349
who prefer tall girls here
they tend to have the sort of self esteem issues short guys have
>>58054121
They are a fun lay. It's a different experience.
Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do boys
>>58054124
>be below than 150 cm
Absolutely disgusting. No.
mulatto reporting. I'm the worst of both worlds!
Acceptable eye colors: Blue, green, hazel/amber, light brown, grey, albino red, any mixed eyes except anything with dark brown, and natural purple
Unacceptable eye colors: dark brown, albino pink or purple, any color mixed with dark brown.
>>58054802
>albino pink or purple
>unacceptable
Nigga leave pls
>>58054833
>wanting to catch pink eye
>>58054941
Those eyes... err... will have to take a bit to get use to. Would scare the fuck out of me if he just popped out of nowhere.
>All these manlets
>mfw have a thing for short guys
>>58054067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE
>tfw 190cm
>>58055005
I think albino people have red eyes as kids then the eyes become purple as they grow up. Pic related.
Just like white babies all having blue eyes them developing into blue, green, grey, etc.
>>58051986
pls be my /int/ gf
I'll tower a foot over you and buy you all the high heels you'd want
>>58051986
I'd give you the green card, n'am 'sen
>>58051938
Please post eyes. Just eyes.
>tfw spaniard papa and grandfather have god tier eyeballs
>born with brown
Chicano here. German dad and mexican mom.
>>58049584
Looking at you guys reminds me I need to take better care of my skin.
>>58056753
>FAKE
why?
>>58056781
cause you're not white
>>58056800
who said that?, we just posted our eyes
>>58056803
t. Milhouse chicano version
>>58056854
I don't get it
>>58056887
te re regalastes
>>58056929
Please explain further
>>58056516
whoops, didn't mean to quote
>>58056984
You have a big nose.
>>58056803
You have a very round nose.
>>58057116
I don't understand
GOAT EYES MASTER RACE
>>58057158
I don't think it's that round
>>58048740
Are you on acid?
>>58049051
It's that we wuz kangz genetics in you
Pale skin, brown almost black eyes and long, natural auburn hair...I could be so much prettier with light eyes *sighs*
>>58057827
What's wrong with dark eyes? Seems pretty cringy desu that people are upset about their eye color
>>58056803
Are you a pianta?
If you don't have blue eyes you aren't white tbqh
>>58060005
>iris also looks blue
Well played Fabio
>>58060005
b my gf pls
>>58060005
You look fat
>>58047739
>>58060005
Wear sunscreen. No one on here knows how to take care of their skin.
>>58060327
how can you get rid of those spots anon? don't tell my I'll be a not-ginger ginger looking motherfucker my whole life.
>>58047238
Hello friend
Thin eye master race
So many disgusting brown eyes itt
You only have value if your eyes are a deep blue
>>58060886
Faggot
>>58060916
Why even post
Eugh
Half white half Mexican
>>58053279
Underrated post
>>58060886
faggot literally looks like a psychopath
>>58061154
Post your brown eyes untermensch
>>58052965
Well trimmed eyebrows, b my gf
>>58047911
I dated a girl with heterochromia iridium
>tfw you didn't notice how weird your overhanging eyelid thing looks until now
Th-thanks /int/
Half Irish half Japanese, also I'm not sure why the picture is rotated upside-down
>>58061266
Wtf kill yourself
>>58056803
I loved Delfino island
Behold the eye of no replies
>tfw green eyes ruined by a shitstain in the center
Feels bad tbqhwyf
>>58061411
Pretty sure that shitstain is your pupil friendo
>>58047739
Fuck that, do you know what it's like to drive through the largest states in the US?
Oh and, Scotland thinks you should walk around your flat to shit, wash your hands, take a shower or whatever.
I can see taking the shower out of there but fuck you if I want to walk to another room to wash my hands you fucking animals.
That shit is all separate. You fuckers can all go to hell if you
>>58061876
If I didn't like the people so there so much I would just ask where the toilet was and assume it was the fucking sink.
No more of this confusion Scotland. It's like walking around the hardware paint department asking for a fucking wrench.
>>58060744
Not sure if it's even possible. Possibly kojic acid could do the trick. But pretty much once you have them you have them.
I cannot stress this enough. GET A MOISTURIZER WITH SPF IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GOD TIER SKIN. UV fucks your shit up bad even when you don't get burned. Make sure to apply it every morning.
>>58061377
Looks like my gf's.
>>58061992
Well, damn, that's what I get for not taking care of it, I'll look for something with that kojic acid.
>>58062318
It's not even your fault. Nobody tells you this shit until it's too late. Everyone thinks if you don't get burned your fine and you only need SPF at the beach. That's only true if you have dark skin. If you have light skin and are living in a sunny environment then SPF is a must.
>>58056800
Eye colour doest have nothing to do with being white or not.
>>58050022
>>58050109
>150cm
Disturbing to be quite honest.
>>58065878
I would destroy that. Wouldn't waste my genes on her though.
>>58047739
>>58047836
>>58048430
>>58048938
>>58049245
>>58049887
>>58050686
>>58051150
>>58053317
>>58056417
>>58060005
subhumans
ovens are waiting for you
>all these fucking qts itt
fuck off I want to shitpost in a board without qts. when I bully a flag to tears I want there to be an autistic nerd guy crying behind the monitor not a qt.
>>58048817
>tfw have dark brown eyes
>everyone else in the family has light brown eyes
do i even share their blood
>shit eyes general
>loads of LOOK AT MUH BEAUTIFUL EYES AHAHA RATE XD
thanks lords your recesive allels will go down the shitter
Greenish brown eyes reporting in
>>58049331
>He fell for the Argentina is black meme
>>58047238
what about light brown Europeans, I feel reptilians are strong with me, but they still treat me like monkey
I'm with you guys
>>58072777
Those are just brown, mate.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR SUPREME OVERLORDS!
Do i look shitskin?
>>58073520
I can tell from all 3 pixels that you're overweight
Can I be part of the club?
>>58073372
shave your unibrown remnants sven
>>58048403
>female eye
LONDON
>>58073647
u a girl? be my swedish gf
u a boy? be my swedish boipucci
>>58073668
>shave
*pluck
>all these insecure whiteys
>>58049739
Men naturally prefer smaller women, same reason why women naturally prefer taller men
>>58073838
Woah such depth and much mystery.
>>58073838
REFUGEE
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>>58052965
pretty
>>58073860
thx fellow shitskin
>>58073872
nah
hey ;)
Bosting
R8
>>58060983
*half human
>>58073838
i would let you rape me
>>58075378
I would probably rape you
