>be american
>___________?
Get shot
Receive a bullet
>>58046565
Live a good life :)
>be american
>go take the trash out
>get shot
>lose 10000 airplanes against a bunch of farmers
YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS
>receive $1200 paycheck
>think Whoa, I'm a big deal
>lawyer needs his pay
>mortgage is due
>health insurance takes the rest
>about $15 left for ben and jerrys
>sit and eat the ben and jerrys while watching gangs roll through the neighborhood, shooting blindly
>miraculously not get shot
>tfw you were really hoping to get shot
>________ starts playing
wear shoes inside
>>58046565
>be American
>get fat
>be silly
>>58047121
>$1200 paycheck
>literally McDonald's tier
has anyone here actually met an american irl life before? thought not
maybe you should reserve judgement until you get some experience in this world :)
>be american
>share a border with A FUCKING LEAF
>>58047432
>he doesn't work at McDonalds
>he doesn't get free samples from work
Literally not American. Leave.
>>58047564
How does mcdonalds turn a profit in America? Don't the staff eat all the food before it even makes it to the customer?
>be Australian
>play American stickball
>go to America
>get shot
http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/chris-lane-murder-trial-lawyer-says-chancey-luna-shot-dead-australian-baseballer/news-story/972bc9752846e0e34b5d6e4fc9c0bb5b
You can't make this shit up.
>>58046565
>Be a neo nazi
>>58047775
We're full, should've known
>>58047536
>has anyone here actually met an american irl life before? thought not
No i never seen an American irl. Are Americans even real? Or are they made up by Australians?
get plane'd
>>58047536
i have
bretty nice guys
>>58047762
It's because we use easily-replenishable synthetic beef instead of kangaroo meat.
>>58047242
DELET
>>58047126
O fortuna
>>58046565
Get shot by .22lr to build up resistance to bigger bullets.
Requisition projectile.
Get greeted at walmart
>>58048152
get raped
>>58046565
>be American
>be unable to go to uni because of high costs
>work minimum wage job
>protest to increase wage
>get shot at protest
>>58047775
>If convicted of first degree murder, Luna faces a life sentence without the prospect of parole.
>Oklahoma is a death penalty state, but Luna and Edwards do not qualify due to their ages, local TV station Fox25 reports.
Well fuck, I guess we ain't poisoning niggers like the rats they are.
>>58048885
>Well fuck, I guess we ain't poisoning niggers like the rats they are
We are, we just use lead because it's cheaper
>>58048804
>Uni
Proxy please
>>58048945
Not a proxy senpai
>>58048804
>be American
>go through ROTC program to join military
>yay free uni for police program
>joins National Guard
>gets called in for rioting niggers
>see a bunch of retarded college kids
>all walking towards the designated line which we said don't cross yelling "HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT"
>beats them with a nightstick for not backing the fuck up
>national news on excessive force
It's good to be a guardsman.
>>58049277
Living the dream tbqh
>>58046886
GARBAGE DAY
>>58046565
>get raped by nigs
Banepost.
lel lel lel
>>58048804
>train for a vocation
>find plenty of work and make good money
oh fug i didn't go to 4 years at liberal day care though :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>58048804
>Hillary gets elected
>Oh boy she said I was gonna get a raise!
>Get fired.
>>58046565
>get raped by a pack of niggers
>run to get help from a cop
>get shot by him
>die because the hospital demands millions for treating you
>be american
>leave work at 5
>take your sick days
>take your vacation days
>get fired for not working hard enough
>no longer have health insurance
>get shot
lel
