>tfw most languages are too agglunitive/inflected for my tiny Angloid Ameribrain to handle
Who cares about other languages? We rule the world culturally, financially, diplomatically, and militarily.
You know English, so you're set
>>58037384
Look at the computer you're using, or the internet you're on, or think about the last movie you saw.
All American. That is our culture
>>58037831
Can I haz a green card please?
>>58037384
(You) for effort
>>58037384
At least use some lube before raping someone like that
>>58037831
>internet
was invented at the CERN in Switzerland
>computer
Samsung Galaxy, made in China
>last movie
I dont't watch marxist propaganda from Hollywood, I read books
so like I said, no culture. and no education on top of that
>>58037919
God.
young Matthew was so hot in that show. Even the back of his stupid head makes my heart flutter
>>58038149
Oh jeez, he's retarded
>>58038251
Nah, just angst-ridden and ignorant. Like many posters here. It's better to leave people to their bubble world views, the shock might kill them if they realize they might not have everything figured out after all.
>>58037384
Tell me why you learned English then
>>58038362
oh the irony
>>58038477
because I like to travel to Ireland
>>58038503
Thanks for proving my point
>>58038362
>bubble world views
That's literally what define Americans.
>>58037384
Very effective thread derailment.
>>58037384
You can have a more direct democracy because your entire country has less people than our biggest city you absolute fucking conspiracy theorist level retard
>>58038652
>>58038629
>>58038215
>>58037831
>>58038362
>so many salty hamburgers
>all my arguments still stand
>they cant disprove anything
>burgers blown the fuck out
>>58038652
His country may be small but still is better than yours in pretty much every way.
>>58038811
Keep telling yourself that while you type English words on an American site, using internet made by Americans, on a computer first made by Americans.
>>58038811
>my arguments
>THE JOOOOOOOOS
>>58037831
>Computer
from China
>Internet
Switzerland
>Last movie
Russian (best movies imo)
itt
>>58038811
>>58038911
>>58038995
>all this asspain
Glorious
>>58038911
lol how did you get internet in your favela?
By your favela I mean your entire country
Almost nobody would voluntarily choose to live in Switzerland over the US, we have everything, they have mountains and snow
>>58037384
bravo
>it's an insignificant foreigners get mad at USA but can't do anything other than parrot /pol/ and post memes to display their anger episode
USA:
>kids grow up without learning 3 languages at the same time
>kids get 90% of their dick nerve endings cut off for no reason
>kids have to pay for college
>money gets pumped into the F35 that suffocates its pilots and did't help win a single war against goatfuckers armed with rocks and sticks
>but muh military superiority!
how can the average citizen benefit from that? is the aircraft carrier a cruise ship? I rather have my country finance my education then a war with sandniggers
>muh circumsicion is healthy, uncut dicks are dirty
it literally takes 2 seconds to was it under the shower. thats like cutting your ear off. you have less to clean too, but lose 90% of the sensation
+++US BLOWN THE FUCK OUT+++
>>58038920
>b-b-b-but y-you are speaking english XDD
Because English is literally the easiest language there is to learn, made specially for retarded people i.e. Americans
>>58039045
Only people who have a tiny IQ would choose to live in the US over the Switzerland. You know it is true :^)
>>58039336
>It's an irrelevant shit country talking shit episode
>>58039399
I have no problem being irrelevant. Swiss citizens are happier, richer, and not fat. look up the happiness and BIP statistics. thats all that matters. what good is muh relevance?
>>58039621
>what good is muh relevance?
All that relevance brings is airplanes into their buildings
>>58039754
You know it's gonna be a good day when third worlders are shit talking your country
>>58039754
>>58039822
says the country that lost every war they fought against the 3rd world in the last 70 years
>>58040028
Says the country that literally relies on sucking our dick for defense against Russia
It must be hard arguing something you know isn't true, just knowing you're inferior
>be America
>sink my own ship in the gulf of tonkin to start a war with slant eye niggers
>lose the war
>play jenga and fake evidence for wmds to start a war with sand niggers
>lose the war
please America I can only laugh so much....
>37 posts
>12 IPs
>It's just this one dumb redneck and obsessed yurocuck going back and forth
Nice thread you got here
>>58040205
>defense against Russia
lol look at that retarded burger. you think we are NATO? US schools must be really bad. Russia is our greatest ally. half of the Russian elite lives in our tax havens.
>>58040394
Oh right, if we were to stop defense funding and Russia decided to plow through Europe you'd be the cowards holed up in your mountains yelling "m-money! we'll give you money! w-we do your money things!"
Weren't you blaming jews for shit earlier?
>>58036983
That's terrifying
>>58040575
This post makes no sense. Russia has no reason to plow through. Even if they do, we can defend ourselves. Our soldiers are not obese like you and we can handle our rifles better. We have as many guns as the burgers but never go shoot up schools and cinemad. Because we have enough brains to handle them.
>>58038920
Doesnt address any of his points. You as individual hold 0 power
>>58040849
>We have as many guns as the burgers
[This is what yuropoors actually believe]
Hundur = dog
Hundur
Hund
Hundi
Hunds
Hundurinn
Hundinn
Hundinum
Hundsins
Hundar
Hunda
Hundum
Hunda
Hundarnir
Hundana
Hundunum
Hundanna
>a Swiss person address an American individual and informs him of his voting power ("even I who live in a microstate have more political power than you...") and (possible) lifestyle ("you will get shipped off to get killed by a sandnigger..."
>Americans respond to him using "we", roleplaying a country and mentioning "our" internet
No shame for the lack of comprehension. No individuality whatsoever
>>58041336
It's because we actually have a country to be proud of, croat scum
>>58041585
What an excuse ahahahahaha
No wonder people bitch about effeminate men and the rise of "feminism". Because a man would rather pull the back of his nanny states' skirt
>swisscuck shitposts so hard all his posts are retroactively deleted
>>58040849
But you don't have navy, air, or force projection to counter Russia surrounding you within a week. I'm not addressing anything in the shitty bantz above but if you actually think Switzerland has a chance in hell against Russia in some fantasy land where a major war would break out without anyone else getting involved you are delusional.
>we have as many guns we all know how to shoot haha
Same argument retards make here, maybe we're not so different after all. Meanwhile in reality: Russia bombs all of your cities, overthrows the government in power and destroys the critical infrastructure, turning your cunt into a third world country in less than a month. Infantry and civilians who want to start a resistance stop giving a shit when T-90's are driving down the street. Special forces weed out and interrogate people who are trying to resist the occupying power and hold their families hostage. Get a reality check on what war entails, you're not a bunch of hardened Vietmanese or Afghans born in raised in a harsh environment.
swiss-american war when
