Is it safe to hold hands with a guy in your cunt?
its ok to kiss him on the cheek but holding hands is gay as fuck
>>58033035
Pretty much this.
It is okay to get a blowie from a guy on the streets but anything more would be gay.
>>58033035
>he doesn't softly lick his bros ear while playing fifa
oh fuck off you utter faggot
It may not be safe if you are hanging around the countryside
here noone cares
>>58033098
I can't tell if you euros are ever serious about this.
>>58035344
How is getting a blowie from a guy gay?
Jesus fucking Christ you Americans are way too religious.
A guy sucking you off is not gay, that just proves you are straight. Guys do it better too.
>>58035344
Guys>>>>>>>>>>>>yucky girls
>>58032672
>hold hands
no
>gay sex in the parks at night
yes
Yes except for areas with a lots of muslims, they react violently to this.
Mostly yes. I know at least 5 gay couples and some of those even kiss on public, and they're all doing fine.
>>58035435
a guy is literally sucking your penis. how is that not gay? his mouth. your genitals. am I missing something here?
>>58032672
Yes it's safe, kissing cheek is also safe, anything more means
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>>58035676
I thought unmarried couples weren't even allowed in the same room in the UAE.
>>58032672
Not in Berlin and some other shariah zones
>>58035676
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>>58035661
wew I'm glad I don't live in the US desu
>>58035574
Umm wtf?
Being such good friends with a man that holding hands is normal is perfectly okay to Muslims
>>58035745
Well you thought wrong.
>>58035770
no really are you fucking with me. how does it make you straight, when a woman can do it? is the other guy straight? pls explain
>>58035661
You are just asserting dominance.
Sucking a guy off isn't gay either, that is just doing a favour for a friend. Don't Americans suck their friends off?
I'll give you a scenario: Your friend says he hasn't had sex for 6 months.
So as a good friend, what do you do? You give him a nice blowie joey. That is just the normal thing to do in these cases.
It feels good too so no way it can be gay.
>>58035848
No... because that is what masturbating is for. How long have European men been blowing each other? I can't be this prudish. Is ANYONE else here on my side? Is this acceptable behavior in other European countries?
>>58032672
Believe it or not it is pretty safe, at least in the cities.
And that is the way it should be, why would be dangerous for gays to hold hands?
They don't really do any harm so I'm fine with gays.
>>58035977
It's acceptable here too tbqh
>>58035977
Yes wtf, I think I'm more surprised than you are. How is this not a thing in the US?
If you can't suck your friend off and still remain friends, I have someting to tell you: you are gay.
>>58032672
No, you can be beaten by right-wing youth on the street. They just want to beat some one and have shirt reasons for it like: clothe, long hair or sex, subculture or sexual orientation.
>>58036047
What? No, now you have to be fucking with me. Don't they kill gays in the UAE?
I just cannot HONESTLY believe that men in other nations just chill with each other on the couch watching a soccer game, then turn to each other and ask for a blowjob, then ACTUALLY fucking give it. if my friend asked for one I would ask him about his sexuality and tell him to search for another gay man
>>58036168
>Don't they kill gays in the UAE?
Here's where you're wrong, it's not gay.
>>58036156
Wtf? I hate Ukraine now!
>>58035977
I litterally saw your post with a friend of mine that i just sucked, i still have a little bit of cum on my face. We laughed so hard about your post. You americans are so retarded. How is sucking your friend when he didn't have sex for a while gay ? Seriously man, use your godamn brain.
>>58035977
You sound like a massive prude m8
>>58036299
>>58036089
alright, haha, you got me! I'm a gullible Ameri-fat! Nice banter, I almost believed you! We can drop this act now. at ANY time. Really, let's just say we were joking.
Otherwise I'm going to walk around thinking foreign just blow each other all the time. This is all satire right guys?
>>58035977
It's perfectly acceptable here, too.
I gave my friend from high school a blowie yesterday. He was really upset about something at work, so I made him feel better. And he's done the same for me several times. I honestly don't see how Americans could have a problem with casual fellatio.
>>58035977
Oh god, my fucking side. Americans have literally never heard of brojobs...
>>58036427
Well, we don't blow all the time, just with really good friends and if they really need it.
If they had a bad grade or something. I mean, it is not that common, maybe once every 2 weeks or something, so maybe that's why Americans don't know about it, but it is definetly normal and it is definetly not gay.
>>58036427
To me you just sound like a bad friend to have. I bet you probably don't even bathe together with your male friends.
>>58036427
>Joking?
If you don't know how your friend's cum tastes it means he is not a real friend of yours. Don't trust people who didn't let you suck them off.
>>58036368
see, I can tell the Flem is joking. If you have cum on your face, take a picture then! I cannot believe you. At least wipe that shit off man
>>58036376
Says the catholic
>>58036472
>>58036554
if an american feels down we fight harder against the problem (or at least whine a lot and try to), not go to a man for a blowjob. if you have gfs why not ask them? aren't street women really cheap over there? why not go there?
>>58036427
>>58036554
Here in Paris, we often do something we call "La Tartine", mostly at the end of a party. We put a piece of baguette on the table and everyone wank around it and cum over it. The last one to jerk off gets to eat it. It's just between close friends though.
>>58036676
isn't eastern europe super anti-gay? aren't men not allowed to be in each other's proximities for too long other wise they get mobbed?
>>58036727
how do I trust any woman on earth
>>58036791
I checked ubran dictionary and there is NOTHING. you LIE
>>58036734
Honestly mate, you should try it once.
Just ask a good friend of yours, maybe you should start off with an Asian, and ask him if he's feeling down and shit. When he starts crying, start unzipping his pants and say that it is not gay and normal in Europe. He's crying so he won't do anything.
And if he likes it, one day he will do it to you too, I mean there are only pros here, no cons.
>>58036346
There is some groups in our social network were you can post homosexual people photo with some additional information, for example and than he will be pursued and beaten. Find someone home address is not very tough. This groups(page of community in social network) in large cities separated by districts. They don't just beat people. They film it and force victim to say theirs names and say hello to their leaders. One of such groups is named "Fashion doom."
>>58036734
I mean... not everyone has a girlfriend all the time. And even if you do, sometimes it's just nicer to get a blowie from a guy-friend. Someone who has a dick himself, and can really know what feels good.
Going to a prostitute is not the same. You don't get the same intimacy that you get from a friend. When you want to be consoled and made to feel better you go to your bro and not some dirty street whore.
Also, here in Norway prostitution is actually illegal.
>>58036924
I don't understand you. What's gay about sharing a nice relaxing shower with your mates and to relieve your stress with a blowie.
>>58036924
That's because it's real culture, Ameribro, you wouldn't understand.
I can confirm you that brojobs are a common occurrence in here too. You should go abroad.
it's actually dangerous as fuck here.
feel bad for em
NO NO NO NO NO WHAT THE HELL
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TPD7AS61B57C7RKQ5/p3
GOOGLE SHOWED ME THIS. I SIMPLY CANNOT FATHOM THE WORLD ANYMORE. I AM GOING BACK TO VIDEO GAMES AND AVOIDING PEOPLE. I KNEW WHAT THAT BLACK GUY WANTED WHEN HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY SHOULDER. WHAT A FUCKING WORLD
>>58036924
You really are a prude, if you've never heard of cum cookies. Here in Norway we just call it "kjeks" (Norwegian for "cookie").
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum+cookie
>>58035977
wtf america is so stuck up, its normal thing and it makes the friendship stronger
>>58037094
Isn't it illegal ?
>>58037160
And then you have a share a bed because there is not enough place in the apartment - it's not gay, it's just practical.
>>58036924
I just tried a lot of other french expressions in urban dictionnary and they are all missing.
It's incomplete for french language, sorry. But I can assure you that "La Tartine" is god damn fucking real. At my boarding school we would do it every friday night, but with biscotte instead. Cum on bread doesn't taste that bad anyway, you get use to it quickly when you live in Paris.
Nice shitposting
>>58036924
It doesn't work for females just for best bros. The first time you suck off your friends you have to split the cum in a jar. The jar will be your daily reminder that you are best bros. If the cum inside the jar becomes green, it means you can't trust your friend anymore.
Itt eurogays
>>58037293
We're NOT stuck up we just think PUTTING YOUR MOUTH AROUND ANOTHER MAN'S GENITALS IS INTIMATE TO THE POINT WHERE YOU ARE GAY. LITERALLY 99999% OF THE REST OF THE WORLD AGREES WITH ME
>>58037261
WHAT ARE OREOS YOU FUCKING SAVAGE
>>58037127
holding a woman is 500x more enjoyable than holding a man. men look ugly and smell and women are the opposite.
>>58036986
Why asian WHY
>>58035977
Dude what state are you in? Some backwoods fly over state? Even I've blown a few of my friends.
It's a BROJOB.
>Driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he know it's just a joke
>star sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot for laughing
Jeeze you fucking prude.
>>58036734
Are you fucking idiot or what ? Of course we are serious man.
>>58037484
I'm from Pennsylvania. A bland state filled with AVERAGE people. Sorry I don't understand the California life of blowing men. Not that anything is wrong with it I just thought it was a gay culture thing.
>>58037513
jesus fucking christ jee suss fuck ing cry stah
>>58037484
>>58037305
It is illegal like many other things. People just don't care. One of creators of this organization now is political that run for mayor in Kiev, not successfully.
>>58037469
M8 if I live in a fucking Muslim country and it's normal here and not in the US, that's truly third world.
>>58037649
It's not gay, faggot. You're just a Bible-thumping prude. Even the ancient Romans fucked each other in the ass.
And I'm not from California.
>>58035815
Fucking yanks don't suck their m8s dicks? Gay
Yes, I see it all the time.
t. Londoner
I can't tell if everyone is joking or not
>>58037955
You are telling me that you don't have bro-jars in america?
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>>58037825
I don't believe any of what y'all are saying has a lick of truth. men do not blow each other, maybe gay men do a lot and that's ok, but straight men do not do this. I have never seen it, nor ever heard of a guy doing it. I have spent the last 20 minutes googling "male friends blowing each other" and see no legitimate article stating that men regularly blow each other. the banter cannot fool me. I will never blow another man
>>58037955
How are we joking ? It's 100% serious dude
>>58036368
>>58036734
>>58037513
>>58037955
You're just a prude who's never left their backwater shithole town.
I've been to numerous /int/ meet ups while vacationing in UK, German, France, Australia, and Sweden and we all sucked each other off. It was a culture shock at first and I was in disbelief but I decided to be open to other cultures and participated in it.
I can't wait for the /int/ 2016 summer meet up in Ibiza to see all my good mates.
>>58037938
I thought homosexuality was banned in most Islamic nations?
>>58037469
> holding a woman is 500x more enjoyable than holding a man.
I think it's just as enjoyable, but in a different way, of course. With my gf I feel like I always need to be fairly masculine and tough. We fuck and go out, and I listen to her problems and stuff, but I always need to be stoic. We still have a very intimite and personal relationship, but not in the same way as with my male friends.
With my male friends I can really let loose. They've seen me cry, they've seen me get incredibly drunk, they're there for me in my times of need, and I'm there for them. And yes, sometimes we suck each other off. I get blowjobs from my gf, too. But they're different blowjobs.
Getting a sexual blowjob from a man is gay.
Getting a friendly blowjob from a close friend is not gay.
>>58038117
Blowing your friend is homosexual, retard.
>>58037337
What the actual fuck
Post qts
>>58032672
No, you'll get aids.
I'd say it's safe pretty much everywhere other than areas where there are lots of Muslims.
>>58038143
how is a blowjob NOT sexual? how are europeans so desensitized to sex that repeatedly stroking the genitals of antoher with your mouth is NOT seen as sexual?
>>58038081
Watch your back then. You can't trust a "friend" without a bj.
>>58038273
;_;
>>58038081
You're the weird one. I always thought that americans are one of the most friendliest people on earth and have great male relationships with each other. But I suppose you're a neet and don't really have friends.
>>58037184
Why do Russians hate gays,anon?
>>58038229
>What the actual fuck
He has never left the usa.
>>58038388
i have friends and we don't blow each other. we are friendly, just not blow-each-other-for-feelings friendly. I didn't know euros were so open with each other.
>>58038367
so you're telling me you've blown everyone you trust
>>58038112
Christopher ? :3
>>58038325
I get your point, I'd say that as long as it doesn't involve genitals of both guys it's not seen as "sexual", sure it's a bit "erotic" at first, but it quickly becomes normal, just like when we kiss on cheek as a greeting.
>>58038143
You're 100% right. And in Belgium, if your best friend didn't fuck a girl for more than a year, you can even let him fuck your ass to let him release the pressure. But it's only with your best friend though, otherwise it's a little bit weird.
fucking faggots
you disgust me
>>58038542
Mhm you caught me! Showing up to Ibiza?
>>58032672
We hate them.
>>58038606
i disgust myself
>>58038325
It can be sexual, just like a massage can be sexual. But it doesn't have to be.
Where does the line go with you Americans? Can you give your male friend a massage? Can you be naked in the sauna together?
Here it's fairly common to get into the bathtub with family members. Would that also be taboo where you live?
It's not that we're desensitised to sex. It's that we don't turn every little thing into something sexual. Do you feel uncomfortable eating cucumbers because of their phallic nature?
>>58038519
Yeah my jar is pretty full.
Oc you don't need to do it with you dad or brothers it would be gay af.
Giving your male friend a blowjob is simply a sign of respect, trust and love.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>>58038430
who are these cumster dumpsters?
I SAID POST QTS
>>58039391
>>58039391
We are not gay you fucking faggot.
>>58039522
Yeah wtf, this is where I draw the line.
I mean, slobbing over your friends dick because he needs you at the moment is okay, but liking dudes because of how they look is just gay.
>>58032672
of course it is
wtf is this, it's not even gay
I don't understand
>>58039865
Oh what a surprise, the American flag doesn't understand.
Two aussies just chillin, nothing homo bout it
>>58040041
>Guy on right is hiding a boner
Looks like it's brojob time
>>58032672
today i saw a person looking for advice on local law forum. he was in a cafe and hugged his bf, a dude from table over came up to them and told them to leave, then he went to the waiter and the waiter told them to leave at once. they left. on the forum the dude was basically told that he probably provoked them by behaving inappropriately and that his homosexuality should be treated like a disease that it is for his own good...
Living here I've been wearing a hetero mask all my life, I don't know how my real face looks like anymore...
>>58032672
>Is it safe to hold hands with a guy in your cunt?
Yes, it is safe to hold hands for a very short amount of time, kiss cheeks, hug, be very physically close etc
However if you do this with homofag intent and for long enough that it seems awkward and sexual, prepare to get your ass beat.
>>58032672
not if you're a guy
but girls are.... unusually close..... if you're a qt and have a qt friend kissing [cheek or neck, mouth is gay] , hugging, spanking, sitting really close, holding hands, etc is acceptable and will be passed off as heterosexual behavior
>tfw no orthodox jew bf to use me as a little cumdumpster and call me a good got after
>>58044402
>tfw no orthodox jew bf to dress up as a prisoner as I wear my nazi uniform and roleplay leading to sex
I would take him to the oven and act like I'm about to throw him in, then he would fill me up with semen and say "Remember this 6 million"
>>58045108
kinky
>>58032672
no one will hurt you but everyone will stare with disgust, since we are not mentally ill people.
gypsies and skinheads would kick your ass but they would do in anyway, no matter if you are gay or not
>>58045108
>you will never be so deep in debt that your jewish banker will have to repossess your tight boypucci
>>58032672
I live in Brighton, UK - if you're straight you are out of place here.
Still tfw no bf
>>58035977
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>>58037955
ITT: Gullible Americans
>>58045876
ayy brighton represent
>Is it safe to hold hands with a guy in your cunt?
Not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgm3lb9JUU0
>>58046144
What exactly is it with Russia's obsession and hatred for gays? You're more homophopic now than you were in the Soviet union
>>58046144
Makes me sad to watch.
>>58046563
>more homophopic now than you were in the Soviet union
Nope. Being a gay was a crime in USSR, now only gay propaganda is against the law.
>>58046563
desu being a fag is pretty sick and disgusting. Faggots are pretty much the main reason HIV spreaded.
You can tolerate fags, but it ll never be OK to a fag.
>>58046825
Though gays are more promiscuous I think the general consensus of widespread unprotected sex is that it's bad idea. Both straight and gay people have learned to use better protection since then.
I think society in general (both straight and gay) have become more promiscuous, so whether or not the HIV epidemic occurred people would have still had issues with other STIs.
Nowadays there are so many women sleeping around just as regularly as gay men are/were known for, it's just people are far more educated about protection.
>>58046563
Also, I can't imagine 2 fags walking and holding hands openly in Soviet Union right near Kremlin.
Now they walk and people say "Why the fuck there are so many of you"
>>58046144
If on of those wasn't a beta twink, the vid would be much shorter
>>58032672
No, but whatever. It's easy to find a guy to fuck.
But tfw no one to want to hold hands with.. Hold me int
>>58037094
>>58037184
This is manly why russia the ukraine seem like such shit holes. I can somewhat understand why people are racist in countries with a lot of imigrant segregation, but bashing gay people is just really fucked up. Why are people so provoced or even care if someone is fucking another personen of the same sex? Are the closet fags themsleves?
>>58049625
People here don't care who's fucking whom, they just don't like fags being fag in public. Fuck anyone you want, but behave normal and you'll be alright.
hint: picrelated isn't normal
>>58050160
You can say that about anything at all. People don't care unless they know
>>58045992
It's all one guy except for the last one.
>>58032672
Not really, you could never know if the person holding your hand is a fucking fag or not. Thats how widespread they have become.
>>58038060
Normal straight guys do brojobs, but only people from NE and and Cali have bro-jars. I dunno about elsewhere, but in the south we swallow.
>>58050802
addendum:
I have a cousin in the midwest who says that they try to get their bro's cum onto a swedish pancake and then they eat it together. Sounds pretty comfy tbqh.
>>58050160
>it's ok to be gay as long as you stay in the closet
>>58032672
>Is it safe to hold hands with a guy in your cunt?
Yes, but generally bad looked, until you are in an university
>>58050598
wtf Ireland that's gross
>>58050160
Do you think it abnormal for a male couple to do normal things like eat out together and go to the cinema?
Alabama, i live in a relatively big sized city so yeah its safe
We'd get a few dirty lucks and (this is probably worse imo) get someone cheer at you or whatever because its a university town
I know of one kid that beat up a gay dude for being gay once in my school, idk how many other people would do that
>>58051237
>I know of one kid that beat up a gay dude for being gay once in my school
You mean he was beat up by a closeted bully?
how rare
I actually love seeing girls kiss in public.
>>58051305
I hope he's not gay, he's ugly af
>>58051382
>Brazil
>seeing girls
more like """"""""""girls""""""""""
>>58051425
I don't live in Rio, though.
>>58051555
Ooh, a rural Macaque! Mind filling us in on your area's brojob customs?
you're gonna get some looks and the occasional bullet
>>58035977
yes, everyone sucks dicks here
>>58051382
i absolutely agree
I suck dudes off too, but in a strictly homosexual way.
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
>>58046144
What the fuck Russia
I'm bretty conservative and have nothing against Gays even though I personally don't find it appealing but that blatant attacking is literally un-deomcratic but I guess that isn't a problem seeing as Russia isn't a democratic country.
