>this unironically triggers northern europeans
>>58032072
Newspapers are dirty as fuck, god knows how many people touch them with their filthy hands, why would you rest your croissant on a newspaper?
No it doesn't, we invented crossaints and espresso is objectively the best way to make coffee
>>58032072
I don't get it. Why would the Wall Street Journal trigger nords? It looks like a pretty great breakfast, desu.
Countries that lost wars to Ethiopia general?
>>58032135
This. Are you going to use your paper currency as a plate next?
>>58032139
>Austria
>Northern European
Brush up on your reading comprehension Seppl.
>>58032072
I try to do this sometimes
This week I bought biscotti just for the occassion, I had a single cookie and a cup of coffee for breakfast. Everything was going well until 11:00, when I decided to have just one more for a snack before my late Mediterranean lunch at 13:00
But my spirit broke and I ate the entire box of cookies within minutes, then had some chips and salsa
I'm sorry, Italy. I let you down.
literally nothing better than starting your morning that way
>>58032072
i don't really feel triggered, i can get that at my local shop
>>58032662
baka, burger-chan
>>58032239
australia, why are the stars on your flag red?
>>58032681
This is better
It has the inconvenient of making you obese, though
>>58032757
>>58032239
>guy who can fly on eagles asks you to face certain death in order to reach a volcano and throw a ring inside for the keks
>you actually do it
>How do you want your breakfast senpai?
>Just give me 10000 empty calories and feed my caffeine addiction to start my day senpai
anything but water and oats is for Untermenschen
>>58032135
this
>>58032072
>white
>bread
choose one you stupid non-bread eating shit
>this triggers basically everyone
>>58032727
wait wait wait
r u a grill
>>58032976
>Danish breakfast
>Constipation-inducind sandwich orgie washed down with booze
not even once
well maybe once but never again
>>58032976
>he eats sausages and eggs just after we wakes up
aren't you guys ashamed?
>>58033099
Disgusting, Australia
>>58033099
yes, instagram filters trigger the FUCK out of me
are you a teen girl or something?
>>58033101
yes hello big boy, post your cock together with your face and address and ill become your gf
>>58032072
What are you talking about?
>>58033129
Your fellow Southerners literally eat a greasy meat pie washed down with yogurt
What's some eggies and sausage compared to that?
>>58033118
Der er sgu da ingen der drikker ol når de skal på arbejde. Eneste respektable morgenmad er rugbrod eller havregryn
>>58033129
We eat stuff full of fibers and nutrition, you eat pure butter and coffee. No wonder you are so fucking unproductive
>espresso
>not koffie verkeerd
>>58033421
enjoy your boyfriends dick in your ass, faggot
>>58033469
homophobes OUT!
>>58033421
What is that? It looks good.
>>58032072
The only thing triggering in this image is the lack of nutrition. It's just sugar, carbs and caffeine.
At least have an apple or something with it.
Are crescents a healthy breakfast? I like them.
>>58033469
>estonia
>thinks it's relevant
>>58033592
basically a cafe au lait, we just call it koffie verkeerd
>>58032072
based breakfast. However i like both heavy and light breakfasts. If im up before 10am, light breakfast. After 10 its full english for me.
>>58033596
>brit complains about lack of fruit & veg in a meal
>>58033179
ok wow cool
altschauerberg 8
91448 Emskirchen
>>58033562
oh don't spill your dickachino over your fagbook
>>58033700
your only relevance is as a tax haven for large companies so shut the fuck up
>>58033742
no face
to think i was going to let you put it in my armpit
>>58033592
Just caffè latte briefly looking at the picture and google.
>>58033700
>no funny tabs
Shameful display oetz
I thought it was a normal lunch everywhere.
>>58033759
>oh don't spill your dickachino over your fagbook
This must be the famous Estonian wit
>>58032852
he's commiestraya
>>58033759
>oh don't spill your dickachino over your fagbook
>>58033759
that kind of attitude will NOT get you into nordic
>>58032727
Cut your damn nails, hippy.
>>58033920
good!
>coffee
>>58033759
>phillips fully dutch
>shell fully dutch
>Unilever Anglo-Dutch
>Tomtom fully dutch
whereas estonias contribution to innovation is literally on par with the democratic republic of Congo.
>>58033826
oh well
>>58033099
That's fucking rank, use some Marmite like a normal person.
cappuccino is the best ngl (not gonna lie) kin
>>58033421
Ikea GOAT cup
>>58033421
>A little foamy coffee
>>58033737
Is this supposed to be a reference to something because I am lost.
>>58034016
>roleplaying companies
>roleplaying countries
>relevance
just how defensive of your faggot juice are you going to get?
>>58034121
He posts what we're all thinking
God save Queen Cersei
>>58032922
Kek
>>58032953
underrated post
>>58034183
well, you probably don't notice it because you live there, but eating food with no fruit and veg isn't looked down upon in the same way as it is elsewhere in europe
>>58034290
Again you have lost me.
>>58033635
That's a student/white collar breakfast right there. Those who do manual labor are more likely to eat an omelette or a sandwich afaik
>>58034290
they probably think that tea is a kind of vegetable
>not starting the day with a sausage barm.
>>58034363
first week when i lived in manchester my flatmate had a meal that was just chicken, chips and a gross fatty sauce
that was his dinner. i pointed it out to my other flatmate and he was like "yeah i don't eat vegetables either." These people were 20+ university students
>>58034515
>not enjoying a tasty greasy weasy chicky wick with chips n gravy
fookin PLEBE
>>58034515
Potatoes are vegetables.
>>58034569
lol here we go
>>58033050
Besti telling it how it is.
>>58034515
Well that settles it, one anecdotal observation about some uni student means we don't eat vegetables, we the stereotypical meat and two veg eaters.
Based on your post and logic I have determined that all Norwegians are fucking morons.
>>58034569
Are you sure potatoes are veg? Aren't they not earth, but like salt? I mean tomatoes a fruit and potatoes are bread? No. I mean they're wheaty, they don't go in the drawer in the fridge, so yeah?
eat your veggies britlards
>>58034465
That wasn't even a good insult or funny.
>>58034658
Lets be honest though, one of those vegetables is going to be a potatoe. Boiled, mashed or roasted.
>>58034728
still got a (You) from (You) so it must've touched the spot ;)
Continental breakfasts are wank lmao
>>58034701
I don't know what the fuck language this is supposed to be.
>>58034465
haha good one
bravo, estonia
BRITC*CKS #BTFO
>>58034515
>implying there are no kitchen impaired norwegians
i cant cook either. try to randomly shove ingredients together to make it..uh...healthy i guess.
>instant yakisoba noodles+ frozen asia veggies + 200g block of feta cheese i found in the fridge
>>58034601
Sweet potatoes are considered vegetables that contribute towards your daily requirements.
>>58034785
cheeky wank desu
>>58034784
I'm more confused than anything but I'm feeling generous so have another (you).
>>58033421
It's called a Cafe au lait
>>58034814
Riley man, calm down and take your meds. Then you can tell us about Mississippi again.
>>58034838
it's more about social attitudes towards food than skill
here if you even have a sandwich with no vegetables on it people will think you're odd
>>58034957
t-thanks :DDD
>>58034785
at least when i wank i don't need a car jack to lift up my belly.
>>58034838
Did you know Norwegians don't eat cheese? I encountered one and he was just shitposting on 4chan, no trace of cheese near his mouth.
It was weird to find out that they never eat cheese.
>>58034184
>demonstrating that the netherlands is relevant for more than tax policies is irrelevant to the argument
>asst*nian education
I see you're butthurt because of your caffeine-induced chronic bout of constipation
>>58034098
best
>>58034121
it's honestly the best thing when you first wake up
>>58035029
>dumb working class people are fat, therefore i'm fat
ah yes, very impressive.
>>58035029
Me on the left.
>>58034798
>be british
>haven't watched peep show
>>58034979
yeah, we call them koffie verkeerds here though.
>>58034983
>be londoner
>get bomb'd
>be belfaster
>get bomb'd
>be liverpooler
>get sheep'd
>>58035029
UK is truly the 51st US state
>>58035029
what's going on in luxembourg
american diaspora?
>>58035116
holy shit you are really retarded aren't you? xDD
>>58035148
Didn't you know lad, one anecdotal observation is the rule of the masses.
>>58034851
Potatoes (white ones not any faggy american ones) are fucking vegetables. You can literally eat nothing but potatoes and live because they contain all the necessary vitamins and minerals humans need to survive.
You know what cant do that? Other fucking vegetables.
>>58032135
you do know you are touching the newspaper. Therefore all the bacteria will be intermediately transferred to your medialuna.
unless you are one of those faggots who carry liquid soap everywhere.
>>58035168
I thought something seemed familiar about that string of words.
>>58034658
good post
>>58035219
>He said with a muffled voice as he stuffed his face with even more chips
>>58032072
Only pretentious hipster nu males eat that trash. Cinnamon toast crunch or go fuck your mother.
>>58035200
>ad hominem is the best I can come up with
>xDD
>>58035029
>romanistarves
>>58035179
No lad, if you are going to insult Scousers say something along the lines of "get squashed".
>>58035366
it all started with ad hominem.. took you all this time to figure that out? wow, you faggots are even more retarded than i thought
>>58032135
Eating from dirty platforms only makes your resistance stronger. If you afraid of shit like that your resistance is weak and you are weak shit.
>>58035354
senpai if you really wanna set things off mix half a bowl of that, with half golden grahams
>>58035179
>American bants
>>58035219
Why are potatoes so great? A roast dinner wouldn't be complete with roast potatoes.
>>58035332
>>58035416
i bet these nerds wash their hands after every time they scratch their asshole, balls and taint and don't even take a whiff
>>58035354
only kids eat that kind of stuff here. Why are canadians/americans such manchildren?
>>58035438
ma nigga
>>58035184
You live in a country-sized shopping mall, they live in a bank. All you have to do is counting money and move on escalators.
>>58035471
>Those yorkshire puddings don't have gravy on them
What the fuck are you doing? It looks delicious though
>>58035354
I like Fruit Loops and those nice Reeses Puffs.
>>58035533
>>58035525
>Only kids eat cereal
Just as I thought, you're a pretentious hipster nu male that eats croissants with some fancy shit coffee.
>>58035500
> scratching your balls and taking a whiff
mah nigga
>>58035659
No, I'm simply and adult and not a manchildren
>>58035471
not bad 2bh
why not just serve a steak with that?
>>58035471
Considering the fact that they are peas, which don't belong on a Sunday dinner, those are some small yorkies.
>>58035724
Adults don't live with their mothers until their mid-30's Mario.
>>58035730
A steak with a roast dinner?
>>58032072
We have all that shit it Norway anon
It's culture in Oslo
>>58035735
I'd have brussels sprouts over peas. Yeah I like sprouts so what.
>>58035659
These fucking nu males wearing their pretentious underwear instead of good old diapers, right?
>>58035776
Shit.
>>58035792
yep, instead of the roast beef
seems better imo
>>58035776
>>58035659
don't listen to him, adults eat that stuff for breakfast here aswell, he's just trolling you
>>58035029
Pretty savage. Can't wait to use that one on my fat friend.
>>58035831
Nobody likes sprouts!
>>58035896
It doesn't have to be beef. Chicken, pork or lamb are used for a roast dinner too (duck or goose if you're fancy).
>>58035776
>>58035960
Which one?
>>58035969
they're alright if cooked properly but not exactly top tier veggie like asparagus
>>58035896
Because it's a Sunday dinner.
>>58035990
canada doesn't like packers dude they like either the lions or patriots
>>58036038
It was a quote from Bottom.
In reality sprouts are one of the best accompaniments to a Sunday dinner, especially when you buy a stalk, they have a nice bitterness to them.
>>58035990
We don't play handegg or have starbucks, actually I don't even know what a lot of that stuff is.
>>58036023
All of them :DDD
>>58036121
>We don't play handegg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5StBZd56I6k
>>58036121
the joke is that you're actually just americans
>>58036121
You must live in the sticks or something, Canada does have Starbucks
>>58035896
Steak with sunday dinner? You mad cunt
>>58036206
delet this
>>58036214
Oh.
t. Argentina of Europe
>>58036219
We do? Why give us that shit and not Hardees or IN-N-OUT. Fuck.
>>58035655
ANTONIO MAR GA RE TII
>>58036219
As long as they use latin alphabet in their menu opening a starbucks there is pointless.
>>58036309
there's absolutely nothing wrong with Argentina though.
>>58036443
>>58032662
Being this much of a lardass
I bet you slam cheeseburgers as a sport
>>58032976
>water
>not milk
baka
>>58036635
>I bet you slam cheeseburgers as a sport
Mans gotta eat.
>>58036767
Frig off randy
>>58036309
We'll give you our shitty '''''coffee''''' but stay away from our precious based burgers ya crazy canuck!
>>58034957
He's trying so hard... oh estonia never change.
>>58032135
lol be real Argentina your cleanest plate is dirtier than the dirtiest newspaper in europe
>>58032727
did you pay the equivalent of like 10 usd for that?
>>58038093
it's from our version of 7/11 and google tells me it cost $3
>>58034983
the standard of living in the UK is only a bit better than mississippi, which is fucking embarrassing for you guys.
>>58038491
Harder, louder.
>>58038491
>>58034814
Why do Brits trigger Americans so hard? Literally every reply to them is always butthurt
>>58032072
>having the time to make coffee and having a croissant in the morning
Don't you have work to.. oh wait, never mint
>>58038701
but it's true m8. Mississippi is a laughingstock here. Highest obesity rate, teen pregnancy, etc.
>>58039131
*never mind
>>58039131
>Don't you have work to.. oh wait, never mint
if he lives in the south, probably not. If He's in Rome or anywhere near switzerland, then most likely.
I think the real question is what were these Italian breakfast pies the yank was talking about earlier in the thread?
>>58039396
pizza
>>58039914
Don't even start that yank nonsense. It gets boring seeing it on /ck/.
>>58033099
ew
what the fuck is wrong with that bread
it looks like george lopez's cheeks
>>58039396
not Italian
>Your fellow Southerners literally eat a greasy meat pie washed down with yogurt
it looks good though
