>be american
>get circumcised
>get shot
>get fat
>get dumb
>get nigger'd
>get mexico'd
>get cucked
>get $100,000 healthcare bill
>get tipped
hello coco how was your weekend
>>58023914
CAN NOT FABRICATE
>>58023914
>Be non-American
>Get bombed
>Get plane'd
>Get shot
>Get beheaded
>Get Brevik'd
>Get poor
>Get dead
>Get invaded
>>58025361
>be american
>get plane'd
>>58023914
Most of those posting under the US flag on /int/, are self-hating whites, and progressive millennials of the following type:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>get dubs
I wish somebody would tip me even once in my life ://
> get dubs
>get the dubs
>>58025832
>>58025915
That's how you get dubs
>>58025933
>>58025765
>that title
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
good job, fellow aussie
>get dubs
>>58025933
Not quite what i meant, but thank you my friend. You are a beautiful person.
Slade Wilson is just angry that he got cucked the American fucked the chink qt, so he takes it out on 4chan.
>>58028197
kek saved
>be american
>wake up
>eat big mac and chicken wings for breakfast
>roll off the stairs to go to work
>get shot by a bunch of niggers
>still alive thanks to 40 cm fat layer
>try reaching pocket and lifting the phone but the fat is too heavy
>someone else calls the ambulance
>get picked up by 17 helicopters
>go to hospital
>790.000$ bill plus tip
>sell house to pay
>get shot again
>Be Europoor
>Wake up in my 3000$ a month cardboard box to the sound of Muslim bombs in the background.
>Go outside with my breakfast in hand because I need to get to work early to pay for the refugees.
>almost get beheaded for entering Sharia control zone with food that contains pig products.
>Shrapnel from nearby bomb hits me
>Ambulance picks me up
>Put on a wait-list for 1000000 years for treatment because free healthcare
>Fuck this, I'm going to America for treatment
>Plane touches down in New York
>Exit ramp
>Get shot
>Be american
That's it
