Australian "humor"
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Australian "humor"
>>58016097
I don't find this very funny
I find this very funny (I'm australian btw)
it's just a bit of banter mate god calm the fuck down
>>58016251
>I'm australian btw)
Go back to your own country
>>58016097
I don't understand why everyone hates us so much!!!!!!!! Germany, Sweden, Australia you have no reason to hate us yet you do. I saw a Swedish video making fun of 9/11 on YouTube the other day wtf did we ever to do deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!
aloha snackbar
>>58016097
This proves the government was behind it all along!
>>58016251
>lebbo in france
meeting up with your ISIS mates eh habib
>>58016223
>>58016277
apologize for 911
and how the fuck do you eat this stuff every morning, it looks like the inside of an owl pellet
>>58016097
dead americans are always funny
I find it offensive. Culinary wise
>>58016330
>>58016345
I-I'm not actually australian
I only wish I was part of the aussie master race sorry guys
>>58016333
Piss off. You guys dump more hate out on the rest of the world than anybody. Not just on the internet, either. Inflicting hate and misery on people is a multi billion dollar industry and many Americans consider their country better than others because of its ability to inflict hate and misery on a much greater scale than anybody else can.
So yeah, you can get fucked.
>>58016414
Do you know the words to our national anthem? No? Congratulations, you're an honorary Australian.
>>58016426
Yes because American citizens are totally responsible for that. We (all 318 million) get together and vote every week on where we should drop our next bomb.
>>58016517
>Do you know the words to our national anthem?
"Never, ever dog your mates"
Australian live on nothing but stadium food and war cookies but somehow we're the Amerifats
It's time to take a good long look in the mirror aussies
>>58016526
#NOTALLAMERICANS
kill yourself
>>58016568
Yeah nah not enough swearing
Off to the detention centre m8
>>58016573
Shit. It's better to be careful around this guy.
>>58016629
cunt
>>58016629
That wasn't me
I thought the australian anthem was just "Cunt"
>>58016670
cunt
>>58016526
I never said you were responsible, I said you ride those coattails anyway. I'll bet at least once you've used the "My militiary is bigger than your military" argument when trying to shut down a foreigner.
>>58016604
Alright.
So Americans are hated because our government is fucked, what about the UK? They aren't without sin. How about Germany, considering they're the reason Europe is going to shit. I know it's cool to hate America and all but that's a bit of a double standard.
This is now an Australia hate thread
pic related
>>58016744
>>58016720
I haven't, but even if I did why would that matter? This is fucking /int/. A place where making fun of Hiroshima and 9/11 is funny, but suddenly using your military to banter is a no no? Fuck off.
>>58016722
>whataboutism
>>58016774
>Close-mindedness
Why am i not surprised
I love how the Americans skipped their usual act where they pretend that the bantz are weak when they're not and just went straight onto getting triggered. Even Poland is better than this. Can you at least give us the challenge that a Slavic plumber's labourer would?
>>58016779
>I haven't,
Liar.
>but even if I did why would that matter? This is fucking /int/. A place where making fun of Hiroshima and 9/11 is funny, but suddenly using your military to banter is a no no? Fuck off.
So which is it? You want to use military banter, or for people to be nice to you?
>>58016354
I'm sorry for 9/11 and that isn't a morning food
>>58016819
Of course I'm going to get triggered when there are autists on a Chinese cartoon image board who genuinely want me dead because I was born in America.
>>58016819
>Lampoons 9/11 with national dish
>Doesn't understand why Americans would be upset
Cunt
>>58016923
>genuinely
Mate I think you are getting a little carried away there.
>>58016928
>national dish
I think you are too.
>>58016923
Not because you're american. But because you're a crusader
ALLAH AKHBAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQHAtrqfW9o
A french israelian destroying a french algerian
>>58016997
JUDAS AKBHAR
>>58016526
not all serbs were responsible for milosevic but they were all bombed by you, not all iraqis were responsible for saddam SUPPOSEDLY having WMDs but they all got fucked in your war, not all americans were responsible for the invasions either but innocents died in 9/11, thats just how it works
>>58016526
"We shouldn't condemn the whole of Islam for the actions of a few!! It is a Religion of Peace"
>>58016097
Jews humour
Why do Australians think 9/11 is so funny?
>>58017064
Most Americans regret invading Iraq
>>58017075
This is true.
>>58017122
What's not to laugh about?
>>58017122
I don't know. There's absolutely no reason why Aussies should hate us.
Maybe it's because they literally have no culture and need someone to lash out on... idk
>>58016373
Verpiss dich Alibaba.
>>58017160
doesnt matter, the actions of the government reflect on the people, next time your government decides to bomb innocents protest if you dont want it to happen
>>58017275
I see nothing wrong with this. Come
to think of it I've seen crazier news. Just last year some guy killed himself on live TV. This is the most exciting country on earth
>>58016722
What about the racists. bigots, hicks, and crime that spawns within your country?
>>58017223
>Implying you don't hate everybody else
>>58017330
Was that the "Get it off! Get it off!" shit or whatever that was? Also didn't a newswoman kill herself on the air back in the 70s or 80s?
>>58017275
This isn't close to true
>>58017388
Yeah. Also we still have an active cult (Scientology) that rakes in millions every year and has major influence in Hollywood.
>>58017336
I come to /int/ to talk about countries I like, not to banter and be edgy. So no I don't hate any countries. Half the threads are just boring >be nationality >"insert stereotype" though which gets old fast.
>>58017335
You deserve a leaf
>>58017496
The Scientologists only get as big as the Jews let them.
>>58017588
Well then the rest of your countrymen are hatefilled cunts. But I don't expect there's much you can do about that, so you're going to have to put up with the same shit that absolutely everybody else does on here. But don't let that stop you from acting like you have some kind of special place reserved just for you guys and your victim complex.
>>58017122
I don't. I cried watching a 9/11 documentary
>>58017741
Calm down bazza you sound like you're a shit bloke
>>58016097
*humour
>>58017122
They generally don't. How fucking retarded are you cunts to think this shit?
>>58017823
>>58017796
yeah, cried from laughing too hard.
>>58016097
Этo ты блять c pyccким юмopoм нe cтaлкивaлcя нaхyй. Mы тyт шyтим o тpeтьeй миpoвoй.
>>58017963
Don't you put words in my mouth you fucking cunt
>>58016097
well, chiko rolls are pretty shithouse so it's fitting
>>58017873
Almost every single Australian I've spoken to has had to hide a smile if 9/11 gets brought up, without fail
I even took an Aussie friend of mine in college to the memorial tower, we walked around for a little bit and read the placards. I was on the verge of tears the entire time and he just kept looking up at the tower saying "well at least the building is as good as the original two", and checking his iphone. Then he bought a gyro from a food truck and sat on a park bench until I got done walking around the plaza.
Also when I was ready to leave he told me he lost his metrocard and asked to use mine. I let him but goddamn I will never look at Australians in a positive light ever again
>>58018328
Sounds like a fuckwit desu, we do have them its true.
>>58018328
>. I was on the verge of tears the entire time
lmfao
>>58018328
>I was on tthe verge of tears the entire time
Did he fuck your arse when you got home ?
>>58018328
This. It's like Australians are incapable of emotions other than happiness.
When I lived in California you could always tell who was an Aussie because they're loud as fuck and constantly annoy everyone. It's like all Australians live in a perpetual state of obnoxiousness.
>>58018605
This was in Manhattan not your dreams
>>58018328
>Almost every single Australian I've spoken to has had to hide a smile if 9/11 gets brought up, without fail
I don't believe you. I realise there's an outside chance you're telling the truth, but I've literally never seen anybody crack a smile as soon as 9/11 is mentioned and I'd wager I've met a lot more Australians than you have.
>I was on the verge of tears the entire time
You just made this conversation a little bit gay.
Also I've said it before and I'll say it again: Even if that's the case, tough shit. You guys are cunts to people all the time, so expect it back every now and then. As the old saying goes: If you can't take the heat, then you're possibly a steel beam.
>>58018643
>perpetual state of obnoxiousness
That's the last thing I expected to hear from an american
>>58018659
I'm not the one crying at a kike memorial
>>58018697
They think it's a dirty joke or something. They were all college students, but still that's pretty low
>>58018766
When the mudwave knocks over your Eiffel Tower I'll feel a little bit of sadness, even though there won't be 3000 people in it
>>58019054
Yeah that is low. Very. But even though I hate using the word "edgy", that is exactly the kind of dumb shit I'd expect from a bunch of edgy teenagers. Still though, you guys piss on us every chance you get, so you'll get no sympathy from me.
>>58019137
When have Americans ever pissed on Australians in real life
I cried when Steve Irwin died you cunt, my mom did too
>>58019054
Yeah sure, but 15 years later ? For people you didn't have anything in comon with except a nationality ?
>>58019137
How do we piss on you!? I can't even think of a single bad thing about Australia. I mean, I wouldn't want to live there because it's not my cup of tea but there's literally nothing to even banter Australia with. You're like Canada but less relevant and your PM isn't a Québécois twink.
>>58019249
>>58019316
Save the lovey dovey shit for somebody that's gullible enough to believe it.
>I cried when Steve Irwin died
It's like you're not even trying to be believable anymore.
>>58019251
New Yorkers will never get over 9/11. I don't think you understand just how horrifying it is to watch your city get destroyed.
>>58018328
>KHLAV KHALASH!!!!
Capcha asks me to select all the rivers
One was actually a polder
>>58019412
Well don't worry. The US military has levelled plenty of terrain since then. Surely that's made you feel much better about yourselves.
>>58019410
That's not even a lie, his daughter was like 12 and he got killed by a squid. That's tragic you robot. I was 12 too
>>58019533
Well no because I know plenty of people from the Middle East who've been affected by our intervention over there. But even they don't vehemently despise Americans, because they realize we aren't responsible for our governments doings and there are plenty of decent people here.
>>58018328
kek
We don't get a kick out of 9/11, but most of us don't really care either.
Feel free to make fun of australian tragedies m8.
>>58018643
A lot of aussies do tend to be obnoxious honestly. We're like americans in that regard.
>it's am americans being butthurt about everything episode
getting sick of reruns. not everyone in australia is the same, faggots
>>58019829
>not everyone in Australia is the same
>but 318 million Americans are
Interesting
>>58019895
you tried
>>58019829
this guy sends dick pics to traps
How do I get an Australian girlfriend?
>>58020581
Be Chad
>>58020669
What's the trick though?
Do not bully australians.
>>58020761
come to australia
Why are americans a bunch of soft cocks?
>>58017335
What's wrong with hicks? Why ya gotta throw us in with racists and criminals?
>>58017336
Most Americans don't hate other cunts - they seriously just never think about them. Really, beyond Mexico, the world is just one big "OTHER" bin.
>>58017588
>I come to /int/ to talk about countries I like, not to banter and be edgy.
This, sorta. My version of edgy is being a wet blanket when others are trying to have meme fun.
>>58016333
Stop being dumb and arrogant and then we'll talk.
>>58021241
Whens the last time you got in a fight
Hint: you're close to getting in one now
>>58021442
lmfao i laughed irl good 1
>>58018643
>obnoxious by cali standards
Good lord, I can only imagine...
>>58016097
>being this assblasted
>after 15 years
>>58017275
>dad 'unfit parent for refusing son McDonald's'
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time
>>58020761
The same as everywhere else: be someone who is better than you.
>>58021596
>Finland
>a normal frame of reference for human reactions to tragedy
I can't say I would expect anything else.
>>58016774
shouldn't Burger have an umlaut over the U?
>>58016373
they are still funnier than live germans
>>58016097
Tomato sauce can't melt chico rolls
>>58016335
Is that a fucking credit card or a flag ?
>>58026840
Of course Greece would be thinking of a credit card.
>There are Australians on this board who think America deserved 9/11 for starting the War on Terrorism, even though we were attacked before George Bush chimped out
Never change
>>58016373
This
But dead Germans are funnier than live ones
>>58016526
#notallAmericansjusttheoneswevoteintooffice
>>58016722
>whataboutism
Those cunts are our vassals. They have no say.
>>58017160
The people are held responsible for their government.
That's how it has always been and crying about it is pointless.
>>58017275
Wew
>>58022457
Underrated post
>>58018328
Fuck off
>>58021546
This
I can't even begin to imagine
>>58016097
Meh that aint funny
Picrelated is the example of a funny joke about 9/11
>>58016097
yeah I remember everyone joking about it at school the day after desu
>Click thread in hopes of high quality banter
>Just a shitty argument and American butthurt
stop it
>>58019644
>Feel free to make fun of australian tragedies m8.
okay
>be Australian
>get shot
