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Derelict cities edition
First for fuck latvia
2nd for bangers and mash
3rd for homo sex
Nth for BINKAS
oh wow haha
So what's everyone up to? :DDD
>>58006718
I like this thread better
>>58006800
fuck all, enjoying the overcast weather
checked
What's your favourite spider?
>>58006800
haha my penis is up lmao
I feel sort of high but I'm not, what the heck going on
>>58006845
you are sort of high but your not
>>58006800
i have two options
A) Cook shashlik
B) dark souls 3
>>58006845
Did you get high last night? Sometimes happens to me, mind adjusting to normal, mundane life :\
Should I have a break and have a kitkat?
>>58006868
>šašlik
>in this weather
Are you sort of high but you're not?
>>58006800
Sad because the foreigners couldn't just be cool and chill
>>58006855
It's a euphoric body feel, around the arms and chest, kind of like adrenaline
>>58006874
No
>>58006893
Russians, ay?
>green leaf
>looks out the window
>blurred wheels
Top lad
>>58006891
What is wrong with weather?
don't mind me, just doubling my frogs
>>58006828
The one with coke and ice cream
>>58006934
>+10 °C
>cloudy as fuck
>will probably rain in a few hours
>>58006934
In Riga its cold and raining.
Send weather help
I'm eating alfredo pasta
Thoughts?
It's raining.
>>58007005
>tfw you'll never cuddle with a latvian under a blanket while it's raining outside
>>58007005
i cooked meat in cold winter night once, so i don't see any problems
>>58007043
you've gained some weight, alex
How's life looking for you lads.
Mines looking good lately, nearly finished uni, I've kind of got a pseudo-gf and dark souls 3 came out just in time for my mid semester break. Feels good
>>58007043
Why?
>>58007040
Share some you stingy cunt
>>58007067
same here 2bh
Only weak cunts need sunny conditions to cook saslikus
>>58007075
mines looking horrible lately, failing uni, no gf, pc slowly dying
>>58007075
Can't wake up
>>58007137
>failing uni, no gf, pc slowly dying
hello me
gonna have a whisky :DDDDD
>>58007067
>>58007127
>i;m nordick i dun care aoubt codk wathr
part of enjoyment of cooking meat is enjoying the nice weather
Help guys I fucking hate them heat
Who here /comfy/?
It's cold outside and I just made myself some beef casserole, feeling pretty good
>>58007075
same shit as always for me, my life is not that bad, but not as good either.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zhy1o_bsU3Y
Tartu
Hey guys I fucking hate them turks
>>58007202
/int/ must be the comfiest board tb h
nothing beats getting cozy, grabbing some food, catching up on tv shows and shitposting in generals
>>58007239
>dem facial hair
>fatfuck
>artist
instant exit
>>58007239
>even the little kid has a gf
me and the gf
helo it ses this is blat and oznzee tred
>>58007316
>Implying that isn't Alex and his sister
When are the balts going to be annexed by Russia?
>>58007342
hopefully soon
>>58007320
fuck you retard
>>58007342
soon i hope
>>58007342
when i finish annexing ur mum
lol
I don't like latvia
>>58007360
>>58007388
>LatIvans
>>58007320
yus, helo, is blat n uoznz drded
>>58007342
soon
then later russia will be annexed by NZed
I'm the owner of a lonely binkas
Thoughts?
Tell me
Are the baltic countries as antisocial as the scandi countries or just as autistic?
>>58007465
Estonia is semi-scandinavian, therefore is autistic
BALTIC NATIONS OBJECTIVE-TIER LIST
>God's own-tier
New Zealand
>Absolute qt-tier
Estonia
>Poverty and suicide-tier
Lithuania
>Shit-tier
Australia
>Russia-tier
Latvia
>>58007465
i think we are the same, except without the fear of being called racist, sexist, so we dont do stupid cuck shit
>>58007465
yes
>>58007494
You wanna go cunt?
I eat dickheads like you for breakfast
Is there anything to watch on the talmudvision tonight, lads?
>You will NEVER (read: NOT NOW, NOT EVER) get your ass fucked balls deep by a qt Latvian twink named Yuri
>>58007418
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't latvians praise their dead red commie riflemen who helped the ruskies?
Thoughts on travelling?
>>58007500
But the benefit of living in a cucked country is that they tend to give out money like candy, and nation as a whole isn't usually as third world
>>58007494
rude
also
>implying that we are poorer than Latvia
>>58007534
What's that lad? You eat dick heads for breakfast? You put the heads of dicks into your mouth every morning? You're a fucking poofter lad AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>58007575
>travelling
Moving from point A to point B.
>>58007494
This is pretty true desu.
>>58007561
They still got monuments to them
What attractions Russians to Latvia?
>>58007599
it's 2016 you fucking prick
t-there's NOTHING wrong with that
>>58007638
it was made during commie times, when russians saw them as heroes
>>58007575
Wouldn't know. Flying out of this fucking island is expensive, and one of my parents is a miserable hermit and the other was cucked so zero travelling got done
>>58007666 (checked)
And pretty much every other SSR tore them down or remodelled them after the fall
>>58007388
>>58007360
Go home Igor and Boris.
*walks towards you*
>>58007661
>Russians to Latvians
>Implying there's a difference
>>58007494
>a fucking fruit is trying to rate real countries
>>58007693
we tore down all other commie statues and monuments
>>58007693
Nope. There are still loads of them in former USSR countries, not only Latvia.
>>58007661
do you even english m8? gook spotted.
>>58007603
I meant travelling to different places like countries
>>58007743
But you kept the one to the Riflemen
Nice
>>58007714
Shoo shoo dumb kevposter
>>58007661
Better than Russia in every way except army.
>average Latvian woman
>>58007796
How can Russia be better than itself?
>>58007788
BIG dubs
>>58007808
Definite Latvian 10/10, maybe 9/10 if your standards are impossibly high
>>58007808
Are feminists ugly because they're feminists or do they become feminists because they're ugly?
>>58007808
Shouldn't really make fun of other countries woman, ours aren't really top notch
>>58006800
Still waiting for her to respond
>>58007865
The latter
>>58007808
>kiwi talking about women
>>58007865
Whoever/whatever they are, just let them die out. They'll soon realise they can't have their desired lovely lifestyle without the help of a man
I like Latvia
>>58007661
if you mean during USSR time, it was because Riga was the center of the Baltic region and everything important was here, all the main ministries and bases, so there were many russians here, if USSR wouldnt of fallen we would of had a subway, and to make subway there would of been imported even more russianworkers, so i wouldnt be surprised if Riga would of become 80% russian, riga already had over a million people living here unofficially
>>58007888
maybe if you live in an inbred town in the middle of nowhere
most NZ girls are the same as Australians and Americans, with the disadvantage of fat islanders and Maoris
>>58007943
>maybe if you live in an inbred town in the middle of nowhere
Spot on.
>>58007941
Don't reply to baitposting.
>average woman from the seventh state
>>58007968
My condolences
Påsk?
>>58007888
>>58007943
>>58007968
NZ girls are either really bad or really good. We have some fantastic people in this country, girls included, it's just a matter of finding them. I've dated kiwi girls and Australian girls before and there's no doubt that the best kiwis are phenomenal women. Worst girls are Brits and American girls.
>>58008017
nah Asians are the worst
>>58007984
>insulting Aunty Helen
>>58008049
You mean Uncle Helen
>>58008038
Anyone else find it weird that Asian girls are always hanging around with a bunch of guys? Where as most western girls only hang around with girls (unless they have a bf). Is it a culture thing?
>>58007984
>>58008049
>those teeth
POM'D
>>58007989
It's not too bad in all honesty, it has its pros.
>>58007808
who is this skaistā meitene?
Post cute cars
>>58007808
>woman
>>58008113
Es ceru, ka tas ir sarkasms.
>>58007808
more like avarage anglo
>>58008117
Finest piece of military hardware ever to be designed and produced within New Zealand.
why are latvians so good at dancing?
>>58008173
it comes naturally for alpha males
>>58008173
Lithuanian influence.
qt
:DDDDDDDD
>>58008172
>Within the seventh state
ftfy
>>58008242
>48th oblast
>$200 due in rent by tuesday
>$150 in bank
Any homosexuals want to pay to have sex with a straight, virgin guy?
>>58008261
>ooga booga wer de sheepz at
>>58008173
>>58008213
here is how people dance in Estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFIU36Qrw58
Where's a good place to live for someone during their 20 - 30 period??
>>58008321
I spent most of my early 20's in ur mum, couldn't recommend it enough :DDD
>>58008340
she's ugly ahahahahahhahaha
>>58008282
drugs always need dealing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DraEO_2dToQ
what did he mean by this?
>>58008363
doesn't matter when she's got her face in a pillow 24/7 :DDDDD
>>58008282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlxLfyGOws
Here's a job for you.
>>58008411
Any Latvians able to translate?
>>58006761
i banged your mum it was cash
>>58008384
I'm not social enough to be a drug dealer.
Also where do drug dealers get their drugs from?
>>58008459
The drug trees you fucking retard
>>58008459
I grow my own, I don't even smoke weed anymore but it's a nice little supplement to my income.
>>58008499
Lol the police are going to get you and I'm going to laugh
>>58006915
I meant the aussie who made a new thread for no reason.
>>58008459
You can just buy drugs online these days.
>>58008459
Well here people who sell ounces+ usually source their stuff from bikees or small independent growers. Then people buy those ounces and flip them in fifties and sticks. If you want to be a cunt and know the people you are selling to are n00bs you can jip them out like like .5g+ (depending on the amount you sell them) and have extra profit/product
>>58008315
Goofy dancing , we had this back then too , called Melbourne Shuffle
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaMdxC6CQI
>>58008499
Is it possible to have a small indoor, odourless grow in a computer case or cupboard somewhere?
>>58008537
Friends crazy mum tried to buy pills off of the internet, did not go well for her
>>58008524
Because if we dont laugh at their "jokes" and be nice to them, they will surpass Lithuania in suicide.
>>58008568
When has anything good ever come out of Melbourne? Why are they still allowed to exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N__M0RXR3Eg
>>58008512
I'm not too fussed about that, It's not really a big op 2bh.
>>58008597
Because we're a gem
>>58008583
>H-heh yeah, we only PRETEND to be buttblasted g-guys ha ahha
>>58008615
>Tankas
XDDDD
>>58008582
You could do it in a wardrobe I guess but it's not really going to be odourless.
>>58008620
Do you really want them to die off? Behind every shitpost hides a depressed and outcasted aussie with nowhere else to go.
>>58008642
how do you make his nose spin?
>>58008666
trips confirm aussies should die
>>58008620
I thought you were nicer than that Estonia :(
You're not Beesti any more
>>>/pol/71199322
Guys I'm scared.
>>58008691
I guess its time then.
>>58008671
like this XDDDDD
>>58008698
Now this is good news
>>58008698
>/pol/
ken ring tier predictions
>>58008698
You're a gay cunt for buying into /pol/ bullshit but if it's real please hit Lellington for once
t. Christchurch
>>58008698
it was le jooz
>>58008775
Ill hit up ur mum lol
>>58008698
>NZ a Rare Flag Soon Edition
:)
https://youtu.be/a0Hsqe6g_4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwm18bB7ftU
>this is /pol/'s source for predicting earthquakes
what a shithole of a board
>>58008888
this is why I'm proud to be racist
>>58008894
>n April 22 coinciding with Full Moon, Earth will line up with Venus and Uranus
told you it was ken ring tier
>>58008975
still, the Alpine fault is bound to go at some point
It's just not dictated by planet alignments
>>58007185
>cold weather is not nice weather
lmao
>>58008888 (Noticed)
what are they doing?
>>58008888
Wew quads checked. Are those migrants getting attacked
>>58009078
engineers working night shift
>>58009078
They're skilled builders
haha good
lol
good morning haha
>>58009078
French """"""Immigration Pogram""""""" at work
Have YOU unlocked dual-wield?
>>58009078
Doctors and Lawyers rushing back home from work
>>58009243
A Y S T H E T I C
>>58008888
Europe is finished. Kaput.
>>58009410
Testing trip
>>58009424
except for us
imagine our lives without torrents LMAOOOOO
>>58009455
Once you run out of tractors you'll die
>>58009455
Unless otherwise specified Europe = Western Europe
>>58009438
Maybe this is better?
TONE
O
N
E
>>58009424
They did it to themselves, making fun of poor eastern euros all the time.
Any of you lads remember doing the fainting trick
>The fainting trick is done by doing so:
>Hyperventilating hard and fast for 30 seconds, after that you go against the wall and hold your breath, then someone pushes hard on your chest and leading you to faint for a few seconds.
>>58009510
we are more european then them t b h.
Hello!
>>58009801
Multi ethnic states are possible, but multiculturalism is suicidal. Of course each immigrant population will have it's own traits/practices etc, but they must subscribe to the overarching values of the host society. Europe has utterly failed in this and will see a continuing rise in violence and extremism over the next few years, from both Islamic terrorists and Rightwing reactionaries. Europe must sink, it's the wake up call the rest of the West needs.
>>58009781
yeah I did it once
don't do it lads I actually died because of it
>>58009801
Fuck Sweden is bad
>>58009997
need an exorcism for /balt/ + /ausnz/
NO GHOSTS ALLOWED
>>58009997
Sveiks, draugs.
good talk, lads
>>58009997
Spooky when I did it, had to get my sister to push on my chest but she was weak so she used boxing gloves. Knocked my head on the table when I fell
>>58010017
>2014
oh it's bad alright
how do I open this bottle pls help
I'm serious
>>58010099
me on the right
>>58010187
jesus christ anon, maybe if you can't open the bottle it means you're not supposed to consume whatever is in it
>>58010187
push the bottom latch upwards
>>58010187
push this bit in that direction
Paper towels could be higher quality if Industrial Hemp was allowed in Latvia.
Industrial hemp would provide access to more paper at a much much more faster pace than regular trees.
Also, hemp is a natural pesticide so insects that love eating farm corps would die from consuming hemp.
>>58010187
then do an upwards twisting motion
>>58010187
and finally grab hold of this bit and apply your fully bodyweight
>>58010294
can we grow hemp or make hemp products in latvia?
I came across this post on facebook, can anyone help me translate this to English?
>>58010262
>>58010297
>>58010246
Thx anons
Turns out I just needed to use some more finger power
>>58010294
>insects that love eating farm corps would die from consuming hemp.
hmm, i did not know that
btw it's legal and subsidised by both the government and EU here so whenever you feel like coming to a real country and setting up business, be my guest :DD
>>58010357
incoherent rambling
>>58010374
yeah to finger your own pussy you fuccboi
Does anyone else get an intense feeling of despair and helplessness during that half-awake state while you're dozing off but when you wake up it's gone completely?
>>58010357
It's nigger babble, but I'll do my best.
>In some way, the weather right now reminds me of a feeling I have.
>This feeling is about how when women ignore me or reject me in a rude manner, so I shout out an insult as I walk away from them
And who said blacks can't be robots.
>>58010667
impressive
>>58010775
Not as impressive as this:
*unzips penis*
no snacks left
>>58010775
Indeed.
You have to take into account the approach of the hypothetical male here, though. When he says "come here ma", you can't even call that an effort to get the girl's attention. It doesn't even qualify as "rude" it's so bad. It's just idiotic. It's well beneath "Hey you, come here".
I still don't know where the fuck "Yeerrrrrdddd" comes from. No idea what it could possibly mean.
>>58010878
no food left..
>>58010654
Every fucking night, don't remember the last haply dreamy sleep I had
i was in estonia again
why is it so hard to get what you order in hesburger?
>>58010654
My anus seems to perk up then.
>>58011225
i ordered ur mum
haha
all you're countries are shit
>>58011266
ur a fucking france
>>58011266
Thank you for visiting our humble little thread
>>58011266
fronce
>>58011266
>france
>>58011266
pls send euro
>>58011266
france
fucking this just happened, it's over guys, i'm done
>>58011266
I love (you) too France-kun
>>58011426
wow reported
>>58011426
that happened to me when i was riding my bike
>>58011225
Where at? Is travel between Finns and Eestis common
>>58011266
>t. Algeria
>>58011426
They look like shitty Australian "thongs" not the superior kiwi jandal
Oh well you'll know for next time to buy our products
>>58011426
You're nothing without your jandals.
>>58011426
put your dick in it
>>58011426
Stop wearing shitty sandals like that. Get normal ones, you fruit
>>58011465
very common. finns take a ferry to estonia to buy cheap alcohol in bulk
hey oys hwo do u do? becme a an australian #kangaro
Is it true u eat hotdogs w sauerkraut
>>58011535
he wants that all whites apogolize to nigs for slavery
top cuck
>>58011538
hot dog a shit, just frankfurter with sauerkraut pls and don't be cheap on the mustard
>>58011525
Is alcohol state owned in estonia?
>>58011519
Nice bokeh
>>58011426
balts wear thongs?
noice
is there some variety of snow-specific super thong?
>>58011587
nignogs and muzzies are not responsible for high crimerates in their communities or terrorists
all whites dont know how it is to live in poverty and need to apologize for slaves
>>58011626
No, we dont feel the cold.
>>58011609
no, we don't live in a communist utopia like the nordics, here people actually can do vodka business
>>58011626
they are the cheapest sutff i found in the store, i only wear them when i get firewood
>>58011627
but all of that is white man's fault
Are the balts flat grassland and forest or mountainous?
>>58011696
flat, little bit hilly, lots of forests, some swamps.
>>58011696
Just open a fucking map. Flat grassland and forest
>>58011696
>60% forest
>25% bogs, marshes
>10% rivers, lakes
undefined amount of natural grassland and agricultural land like fields etc.
a couple of houses sprinkled here and there
no mounatains, like at all, none, zero
>>58011609
>>58011673
state owned alcohol stores is a really weird concept to me. We just tax the shit out of it.
>>58011650
>>58011673
fair enough, I wear them all year round as well.
>>58011772
I wear ur mum all year round as well
>>58011812
you're a fucking sicko
>>58011696
see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OStISjdmmSI
>>58011812
but where do you both pee then?
What happens if I feed an Estonian after midnight?
>>58011881
I've got the whole gallery in my computer, in high definition.
340 photos overall.
Really makes me wanna have a trip around Lithuania instead of going to Morrocco for the holidays or some shit like that.
>>58011696
We /flat/
Hello, I came here for the derelict cities but I seem to be in the wrong place.
>>58011945
btw any1 know what town that is?
>>58012012
i derelicted ur mum last night lmao
>>58011938
you die
>>58011945
I can't wait for summer because I'm planning on going camping near some comfy lake.
>>58012044
me too :(
>>58012012
My benis is derelict in ur mum
>>58012012
Ironic that it ended up being about non dero city's
>>58011938
they multiply and turn into latvians
>>58012012
i don't understand what the fuck is he supposed to be doing and prepare yourself for the doge
anyway: viivikonna, the most well known ghost town in estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEfueYAW_Zk
>>58012150
looks cool as shit, thanks dude
>>58012222
no, thank you, for the dubs
annoying music, but more real colour schema here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqhnV8ngETU
Heard gun shots, the neighbours must be out drunk in the paddock again,
>>58012297
what the hell? :DD they just get drunk and start shooting? is this a normal thing in nz?
>>58012297
Shoot back pussy
>>58012258
checking out the second video now. What exactly happened to the town, ravages of war?
>>58012150
is he a ghostbuster?
>>58012358
Not really normal it's pretty fucking annoying 2bh they're just country as fuck.
Shitposting on pol is fun
>>>/pol/71207808
>>58012414
Townie wanker
>>58012012
google kaunas lol
>>58012465
shitposting on innocent generals is even better
t. "can you rotate this image by 12 degrees"
>>58012485
gonna check it out, hope you aren't deceiving me :DDDD
>>58012482
I'm sick of living in the wop wops
>>58012465
kek'd
>>58012385
the fruits of planned economy
it used to be a mining town, the mine closed, the town followed
classic story from rural estonia (there are many many such little towns just abandoned in the middle of nature)
>>58012485
This is not derelict, why did you do this to me.
>>58011739
>tfw you've never seen a forest in your life
>>58012566
I'll wop wop your arse if you talk shit again
>>58012626
i wopped ur mums arse last night lol
>>58012596
Because he's Polish.
>>58011482
>>58011495
like fucking clockwork
>>58012626
You wanna go cunt, meet me at the greymouth mac d's in 3 hours.
>>58012596
haha it was banter all along
>>58012665
Sure, I'll need to drop your mum home first though
Frankston hahaha
>>58012718
i took ur mum up and down frankston last night haha
>>58012718
my grandma lives in frankston
I wish she didn't
>>58012680
you got me good fucker
I swear to god, i never shitposted untill i met Australia.
>>>/pol/71208464
tysyetjdcgmj,vbhj
>Latvia has a citynamed Ogre
wew ahaaahhahaaa cant make it up
>>58012718
I've never been there, but from photos it doesn't look like as much of a shithole as Pakenham/Cranbourne/Werribee etc. At least theres a bit of coastline.
>>58012759
>tfw your suburb/city is one of the shittest in the state
>>58012846
>he isnt even Ogre
Its pronounced [Uogre] though
>>58012619
ur mullet ass would like thenm
i want to make replica of this plane
>>58012848
>Werribee
Take it back NOW!
>>58012918
well, do it :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>58012918
Is that Cukurs?
>>58012924
Werribee is a literal shithole and it smells like it too lmao
>>58012924
poo-wey!
new thread when?
>>58013005
>>58013005
>>58013005
Get in here
>>58012955
Yes, Cukurs in japan.
>>58012904
I think I would too. Wish /balt/ic countries weren't so third-world-like and it was actually viable to move there. No offence intended, just the fact that you'd get paid more (on average) and have access to better conditions (in general), makes it sort of a downgrade to move unless you have a particularly good reason to.
>>58013068
>practically same tier
>>58013068
I aint insulted m8. We have shitload of problems and if you ask me, I would prefer for us to sort it out before we pretend to be western europe.
>>58013152
>Malaysia tier
>>58013186
>turkey tier
>>58013152
>Chile
>Malaysia
>>58013152
If you actually look at the general HDI as apposed to the Youthmemeomics Global Index you'll probably get more accurate results
>>58013185
What are the main problems in your opinion? Just curious because you hear a lot about /balt/ic countries being 2nd/3rd world like but never really hear why. Is it just the economy and politics or is there more to it?
>>58010344
Maybe we can, but we don't
>>58010378
I always knew I would start my first real business in Estonia.
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