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yanks OUT
eurosceptics weaboos IN
>>58004587
1st for america
USA is here to stay
Eurosceptic weeaboo yanks IN.
Mm where the brit bfs at
Is Nige supposed to be Kyosuke, or NTR'ing Kyosuke ?
second for exiling kevin from the eggheads to aberdeen
>>58004587
Was it worth it? You got your shit joke nobody cares about in the OP.
Was it worth posting early annoying everyone and forgetting to put an edition in the OP?
>>58004650
Absolutely worth it and everyone cares about it. I didn't forget the edition, I just couldn't fit it in with what I posted.
>>58004587
Thread hadn't even hit the bump limit you fucking weeb nonce
being me and only me
doing my best
t. rhodes scholar in bachelor of life
/brit/ and /neder/ are equally poof and cartoon infested, a sad observation. but thanks for matching our cancerousness.
>>58004755
>anime, on a website created for weebs, is cancer
newfags everyone
>>58004755
it's not usually like this
>>58004779
fuck off weeb go to your weeb threads
>>58004755
>and cartoon infested
>on 4chan
travesty m8, better call the authorities.
Why are normies and omega autists so fucking triggered by anime?
Pretty astounding, lads.
>>58004755
/brit/ is one of the least anime infected nowadays, it's decreased a lot recently
I hate it but don't really get triggered by it anymore as it's becoming rarer and rarer
Just need to genocide the chinky pop nonces next
>>58004820
FOWT
how's everyone enjoying my premium quality thread so far?
Gf just sent me this
>>58004820
i can't understand anime or homos
Anime
>>58004755
there is literally nothing wrong with being a poof
>>58004933
poofs out
alright, lads
tonight i learn how constantine fucks the tetrarchy
night x
>>58004900
how can you date someone who unironically types like that?
>tfw having to write to student services because you're going to need to get bonus marks for your semester's exam because dad's cancer is getting significantly worst and the 4-6 week period of life he told me he expects to have today coincides with finals week
>>58004900
heated
>>58004900
>'chill'
>purposely putting extra letters on words
neck yourself
>>58004941
yanks out takes priority
>>58004978
what type of cancer la?
>>58004995
i don't know poofla, think we should poll that during prime-time.
>>58004978
>using other people's illnesses to scam uni
I did that, stopped me getting booted in 2nd year
>>58005022
stage 4 in lymph nodes, bowel and bladder
can i PLEASE get some assistance with this
>>>/mu/64120035
>58005060
I think you should stop karenposting as an absolute faggot.
>>58005023
sissy brit boys are a mainstay of /brit/
>>58004978
>>58005035
RIP anon's dad. I'll pour a swig of VB onto my lawn for him.
karen
>>58005035
sorry la :(
at least it isn't brain/bone/lung so he won't be in as much pain but that's a pretty shit consolation
>>58005035
that sucks
hope he's had a long life
@58005093
I think you should back the f*ck off
>>58005096
>>58005102
mmmmmm ta boys
>>58005110
57 but he has 6 kids the mad man
>>58005060
would have given you some great songs if you didn't post anime
In media where people have telekinesis, why do they always push people against wall or some shit.
Surely throwing people directly up would do much more harm to people than sideways?
who /earlybird/ here?
>>58005160
hate the morning.
>>58005147
>in media
what the fuck are you high on lad
wish i was australian
>>58005160
am going to bed this minute
Alri lads
Just got back from the hockey
>>58005147
Hollywood tradition along with a million other shitty things.
wish I was a rich man
na na na na na na na na na na naah
IN:
>poofs
OUT:
>yanks
>>58005147
if its a push pull force then they would need to be above to be able to push them up, if its a grab and move force they could flip them up.
oh nana
what's my name
nana
forgot my name
>>58005225
Fags need to go
>>58005194
wish you were in australia so we could bum tb'h
I just read a two page job advert that never once used the words contact, call or centre. But I just googled the location and it's a fucking call centre.
They're trying to trick people into applying to manage a call centre.
Dicks.
>>58005233
UNDER MY ARM BUH RELLA
y-you mean [spoiler]touch butts?[/spoiler]
>>58005242
>management position
seems important desu
>>58005237
but why?
>>58005263
You literally have T W O boards to be gay in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SMFVB06f4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SMFVB06f4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SMFVB06f4
Christophah Coloooooombus is a damn blasted liar!
YOOOOO KILLER MIKE HERE MY MAN BERNIE IMMA FUCK THIS BITCHES WIFE MY MAN FUCK A COP FUCK A MAN'S WIFE WE BOUT TO BANG THIS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH LETS GO EL-P
>>58005277
and you're american, go back to your containment board you seppo scumbag!
>>58005284
Come oooon Twelve Tribe of Israel!
>>58005258
Management of a call centre though. Not even running the place just wrangling the phone monkeys
>>58005237
>Fags
foy
>>58005277
could say the same thing about being straight tbqh
>>58005284
ah-Here comes first Black man and woman and children,
Does a man having absolutely no idea about what bra sizes look like reveal his virginity? Like I have no idea what a 34C looks like compared to an F cup or DD or whatever because I have never seen a breast in real life and haven't spoken to a woman in ~5 years.
>>58005293
Was really put off by their coachella performance.
The RTJ 3 track and the DJ Shadow feature were pretty bad.
They didn't really vary up much and did the same WORD word WORD word shit.
And both were breathless after the first track.
Maybe I'm just getting old.
>>58005284
ah-Come oooon Twelve Tribe of Israel!
>>58005310
Being straight is normal.
Being a fag isn't. So you have to go.
>>58004587
Yank reporting in
>>58005342
Literally not an issue.
Unless you're Chad Mcmeganormie, talking about bra sizes will just be seen as weird to most girls. And even most chads are clueless.
Theres better ways to flirt anyway.
>t. virgin
I wish lads, really lackluster experience.
>>58005284
It's like boom bye bye inna batty bwoy head
>>58005379
you've become those bullies you hated in high school
>>58005379
meanie
>>58005407
Youre embarrassing ťbh.
really wish yanks would fuck off
>>58005284
Peter is not for Janet, Peter is for John
Suzette is not for Paul, Suzette is for Ann
Where the bumbaclot dem get dat from?!
Bloody hell
Need to do laundry asap, melting shirts AND jumpers with my sweat
>>58005435
it's true though
>>58005435
reported
>>58005284
Rude bwoy nah promote no nasty man, dem haffi dead
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36055507
>the Taliban are literally the only thing in this world stopping polio from being made extinct
australia is odd. white people shouldn't all be living on a place with climate like that
our skin cant handle it
>>58005454
Dont reply to americans.
just ripped a kid off for his yugioh cards
i am such a bad adult
>>58005284
Me say dis is not ah deal
Guy come near we then his skin must peel
Burn him up bad like ah old tire wheel
Gwaan buju banton yu tough
>>58005506
you should see my tan lad makes me look hot and handsome
> After I finished university (no fees, so no debts, admittedly) the job I got was certainly not based on how much money it paid me. The men I met - and they were all men - chasing big bucks and buying flash cars were doing it to make up for the size of their reproductive organs (I offer no empirical evidence for this theory, I'm just telling you how it felt to me).
whats the deal with gary the goat?
I could move out on my own but then my dad would be left alone, I'd have to may more rent/bills, and I'd have to buy all my own furniture too.
On the other hand, I'm 22 so getting some independence would be good, and I'm really starting to dislike my dad.
What am I to do lads? I feel so torn
>>58005539
EXTREMELY gay post
pm me ;^)
>>58005284
Two man ah hug up on and kiss up on and ah lay dung inna bed
Hug up one another and rub dung leg
Send fi di matic and di Uzi instead
Shoot di batty boy come mek we shot dem dead
>>58005539
>tanning in 2016
you're gonna have to get cancer cut out of your wrinkly skin by the time your 30 lmao
>>58005514
I live in a good temperate place, so I'm fine if you're wondering
why are aussies so likable?
>>58005539
post pics of tan line
>>58005570
poison your dad and inherit the house
Earthquakes all over the place.
The end of the world is cometh
>>58005614
We are getting evicted so that won't work.
Hey this girl's kind of cute
*bums you*
>>58005624
>we're getting evicted
>mfw trust fund ain't kicked in yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2DafHjZDtg
:((
why do aussies say ass
>>58005657
I'd rather kiss a tattoo of her on someones arse than kiss her
>>58005584
im a bricklayer mate
>>58005706
More like a pricklayer LMAO
Only decent animes I've seen are Initial D, cowboy beebop and psychopass
>>58005687
arse/ass is pretty split among both of them.
Brits like to shitpost FOY, but plenty of regions say ass.
Had a trippy as fuck dream lads haha
Was in an extremely immersive virtual reality MMO where the graphics were close to real life. I was in a spooky pitch black swamp, but I was mesmerized at the bloom effects.
>>58005706
are brickies really well paid there, too?
if you're good can earn SERIOUS paper here for that job.
this also goes some way to explaining Australian """humour""" on this website kek.
Stopped talking to my spic friend because of his shit banter
Just finished my statistics course and I really enjoyed it.
>>58005693
we say both tb'h
>>58005706
you also the twinkposter? Homo tradies are something of a fetish of mine.
>>58005742
I always hear about bricklayers moving to Australia. No idea how they get through the points system since you need a degree
>>58005657
What's his name?
>>58005729
Very interesting
>MAKEGIFSATGIFSOUP.COM
>>58005723
shut up chinaman do i even need o say anything? australia is the superior nation, in nigpon everythings so shit even the ground crumbles beneath your feet
>>58005742
yeh man its pretty hectic job though
bent aussies, you say? nah not a fan
>>58005742
yeah, they're paid heaps here as well.
>>58005771
Im twink poster, and i wouldnt be able to do that sort of work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IuJPh6h_A
lads...
>>58005797
Watch your tongue
>>58005771
no im a breeder big fella im bikepostr big madonna fan tho
>>58005780
They're a priority job so get a free pass around the points system.
They once put hairdressers on that list and thousands of British hair & nail technicians legged over there because the aussie government realised how badly they'd fucked up
>>58005780
brickie is a skilled job you bellend.
its the best paid - bar none - job onsite.
also, if you know how we have dr peswari naan advising on immigration issues to come to the UK? there are similar cunts that'll get you past oz immigration in the same cities. i.e. they'll blag your skills up.
see you next tuesday
>>58005828
Knock knock
could fucking gut the lot of you pathetic maggots
>>58005861
Who's there?
>>58005824
>i wouldnt be able to do that sort of work.
why's that?
>>58005833
>big madonna fan tho
literally gayer than me and I enjoy sucking dicks and cuddling men
>>58005869
NUKE BOMBS LOL
>>58005861
Haha, yeah sorry about that. Been meaning to fix that doorbell. Whoops haha.
what's so bad about australian women that make the blokes fuck goats and other blokes?
>>58005881
Really insensitive post
>>58005837
Just read the list as it stands. Most are high skilled jobs but I noticed they're actually calling for bathroom tilers for some reason.
I could do that.
>>58005866
very australian statement here
>>58005894
T_T すみませんでした
What's this celebrity threesome shit all about?
>>58005912
English pls
alri
>>58005896
ye, no shit. go see the equivalent of dr peshwari naan and he'll jump you through the hoops either way tho. Immigrating to oz ain't that hard (spoiler: pays fucking well too)
Ahh yes, googled why i'm tired all the time and I've just self-diagnosed myself with a brain tumor. Very nice.
>>58005881
fuck beat me to it, fine work soldier
>parents tell me how shameful manual labour is and they would disown me if I did a career in it.
>could be bricklaying in Australia right now on double what I make here
>>58005879
>whys that
Would be too rough on my hands and i dont like to be out in the sun like that, im not a full blown sissy or anything but i wouldnt cop doing that sort of work every day
>>58005914
Elton John banged a couple of men
>>58005978
A gay guy had sex with other gay guys?
How is that news?
>>58005978
Is that it?
>>58005967
you'd be on double what you are now if you were a brickie here mate :^)
>>58005967
Don't worry, our economy will probs be in the shitter once the good ole housing bubble pops.
>>58005978
oh fucking no, who could have foreseen this
>>58005967
>working in the sun
>english
one or the other mate.
I turn beetroot in 5 minute of UK sun, australia just seem like a fiery, dusty, scorching desert shithole tbqh.
>>58005975
what's being gay like
when you hang out with your mates are you sexually attracted to them all, that's creepy desu
>>58005975
weak as mate i work five days nine hours a day then spend me spare time shitposting cycling and excersising the physical life is the blessed one trust me
>>58005987
He's in a committed relationship with someone already, which he has a kid with, the couple of guys were are couple (in a relationship) and MUHJUNCTION
>>58005975
You moisturise your hands? If so come give me a handy m8.
>>58005978
stop the fucking presses
>>58005987
Because of a draconian court injunction preventing english media from naming them when scotland, america and fucking china have named them.
>>58006012
yeah wonder this myself
I just started seeing a girl. When should it come up that my only sexual experiences have been getting bjs from a twink back home?
If she's ever gonna want me to do vag stuff I'm totally clueless here.
When I was checking in today, saw a Aussie with his kgf
Bit jealous ngl
>>58006023
Oh, he had a threesome as part of an affair?
Oh, that makes more sense.
>gays
>ever not being untrustworthy degenerates
>>58006010
Could pretend to be a muzzie woman and wear one of those black bed sheets or wear sunscreen.
>>58006039
>vag stuff
you mean like have sex?
>>58006012
no it doesn't work like that, but I'm only half-gay, leaning towards straight.
I just love to gobble cock.
>>58006042
Yes. That's part of what made it newsworthy in the beginning. The family man is actually a cheating degenerate.
>>58006060
Or like finger her eat her out etcetc.
I need to find where the clit is ASAP
This is probably why I haven't seen a vagina before.
>>58006079
They make instructional porn for people exactly like you
>>58006012
>>58006037
>when you hang out with your mates are you sexually attracted to them all, that's creepy desu
Not him but nah not really. Like I find a couple of them attractive (because they are) but I don't wanna fuck em coz they're my friends and I just don't see em like that. Almost all my friends are straight men.
and
>that's creepy desu
then think how some girls must feel if you think like this
>The homosexual isn't a family man
WHOA BREAKING NEWS
>>58006079
you retard hahaha
>>58006100
Holy shit time for google.
Thanks laddie.
>>58006105
>then think how some girls must feel if you think like this
tis the natural order of things
Serious question, how hard would it be for a 26 year old overweight call centre manager to retrain as a bricklayer?
>>58006106
To be fair, he pushed the gay marriage meme pretty hard, married his husband the very first day it was legal.
Him cheating and having an orgy in the process is pretty fucked up and hilarious.
>>58006079
what the fuck are you on about
i wanna fuc
>>58006140
Typical homosexual doing homosexual things
>>58006138
kek.
serious answer btw.
Fucking hell
>>58006012
im a straight acting bi guy. People dont usually know unless i tell them so lifes just normal ťbh
>>58006014
I have no use for all that, the only exercise im interested in is the one between the sheets
>>58006029
My hands dont need any moisturizing, pretty soft on their own
>>58006068
>>58006106
oh come on does anyone actually think of elton john as anything but a degenerate faggot? I say this as a homo myself btw.
His husband might be the nice family man.
>>58006142
would root you but unfortunately I'm not gay :-/
>>58006120
tell us what you learn
I was always told electricians make a lot of money but my mate is an electrician and he struggles to find work, let alone get paid well.
just did a wee that was green-yellow, the same colour as mountain dew
not sure if mummys bf has left yet. Really want a tea. Quite the dilemma.
>>58006226
When i do coffee wees they smell really like coffee also asparagus wees, swear after eating sometimes my wee smells fishy (what if its my willawoo??)
>>58006226
you dying or something?
>The demand has triggered a 20 per cent hike in brickies' pay in the last six months meaning the most skilled bricklayers can currently command salaries of around £40,000 a year and even more in the capital. This means they now earn more than the average solicitor on £38,756 and police officers on £39,000
W
E
W
>>58006223
That's because your mate is shit at his job
>>58006226
B vitamins? I get this on them when I'm """giving up alcohol""" haha
t. wino
>>58006248
that feels low. probably declared income desu, but then I'm from poshlands near LDN.
anyone 'ere seen tae new ep' of Banshee?
>>58006223
They do make a lot, even just working as a normal electrician in the suburbs. But I've got a mate working in some sort of chemical plant atm, he's got his own business and by the end of 3 months work he'll have made about $60k. He is working a lot though.
And I've got another electrician friend who worked on an offshore rig for 2 months, literally made almost $100k. This is AU$ but it's still fucking ridiculous.
So you can get a city & guilds in bricklaying after 8 weeks of training and the only entry requirement is having £1,000
Honestly considering this.
doing a worry
>>58006308
Do you like mi goreng?
>>58006325
ridiculous question
listening to amy winehouse while not being a poof lads
>>58006317
its hard as man be prepared for soreness
also i imagine englands weather would be bad for it
>>58006320
iktf bruv. >>58006241
haha excellent
you lads ever swipe right to a bird on tinder and internally be like "in a second the grey screen will come up to say that we've matched" and then it actually happens? fucking sick braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8)
Morning lads, can't stop dreaming about my step sister, not in a 'fuck her brains out' way, more of a kiss and cuddle way.
>>58006330
its not that good
>>58006377
yeah man good feeling ay
national career service says that bricklayers salary is £16,000
>>58006381
fuck off yank
just going to lay down and rot from here on
>Do temp work at a small IT firm for a few weeks
>4 months later I'm full time, on 30k and flying business class to Asia to meet partners/clients.
weird desu
>>58006381
Family love is the best love
>>58006407
perhaps when you're 16. there's more to it than >>58006317 btw. it's a trade, not something you market freelance.
>>58006423
woah are you flying business class, mate?
>>58006406
>>58006407
>>58006410
>>58006413
>>58006425
hate to interrupt you but this lad is flying business class to asia
>>58006325
absolutely, why do you ask?
>>58006407
you kooks got these over in your place?
>>58006423
HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT???
THIS FELLA IS FLYING BUSINESS CLASS!!!
>when your employee makes you fly to asia in economy but it's clearly a -business- trip
>>58004978
>>58005035
Really sorry to hear that mate
>When all the managers in your company are on £10,000 more than you are despite being less intelligent
>When they purposefully hold you back because they're intimidated by you.
Wahey love working life lads.
>>58006423
make sure you bring your financial times!! x
IT is literally the best career to get into nowadays
Programming is international, everyone uses 'pooters
>>58006508
that was a quick flight
>>58006508
Meant for
>>58006423
>>58006381
very weird, not sure why you'd even think of doing that.
>>58005035
I missed this post but game over. Sorry anon. My old man died last year from cancer, too. Very weird feel. Life's a bitch.
really enjoying this fb page lads
/Boots-Scoots-and-some-Attitude-1518798051751440/?fref=nf
>I'm not a fan of direct democracy, in most cases people don't fully understand what they're voting on.
>>58006508
Need all kinds of bullshit certs that you need to pay for.
No employer wants people who are just "good with computers".
Funniest thing is I know more about building computers and networking than my mate who's a qualified programmer. Hilarious.
>>58006508
no it's not
I'm a nurse btw teehee
>>58006508
>tfw EE
>mfw watching all your jobs get automated by people like me in the near future
>>58006545
>Funniest thing is I know more about building computers and networking than my mate who's a qualified programmer. Hilarious.
why would you assume a programmer knows how to build a computer? i've nearly finished my comp sci degree and have literally never built my own computer and yet i'm still a back end developer. it's not necessary knowledge for programming.
Might buy a cuck-mobile lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM
>>58006545
>Funniest thing is I know more about building computers and networking than my mate who's a qualified programmer. Hilarious.
*spits out my coffee*
PFFFFFFFOOOOOOAAAAAAABAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHA
>https://www.ableskills.co.uk/bricklaying-training-courses/city-guilds-introduction-to-bricklaying/
>Pay £350
>Do a 5 day course
>You're now a fully qualified bricklayer with a city & guilds qualification
Bricklaying doesn't seem that hard lads...
""""""""""""""""""""""""greater""""""""""""""""""""""" london
>>58006597
>degrees are a waste of time
>by MY piece of paper will surely guarantee me a 40k/year job
Yeah, good luck with that m8
Only got 1000 yen left
That was close
>>58006597
We are all rooting for you lad
>>58006560
you the gayboy with soft hands?
I'd test out your bedside manner ;^]
>>58006585
Because it's basic computer knowledge and if you're a programmer you're "into" computers.
You'd expect a mechanic to be able to drive a car.
>>58006582
>laughing-whores.png kek
you're not wrong though.
>>58006597
ok
>>58006591
he tone makes it sound like he's asking a question every 2 seconds haha
>>58006597
walk in the park compared to machine operation
Have you ever, ever felt like this
>>58006619
Wouldn't expect a delivery driver to be able to build one
>>58006648
drove a stiff delivery into yur mum and built a baby last nite m8
How strange things happen
Are you going round the twist?
>>58004587
I can already tell you're that Malay fag. Real Brits in, Malays GET THE FUCK OUT
>>58006597
its not mentally demanding but very hard physically
>>58006631
haha
how are you all enjoying my lovely thread so far?
give me lots of compliments
>>58006648
False equivalence, building computers is easier than programming so a programmer should be able to do it.
>>58006508
'no'
Having to work in a call centre for years until you get a slightly interesting job is shit
hit me baby one more time
>>58006681
do you get to listen to music while laying bricks?
>>58006639
how strange things happen, when you're going round the twist?
>Being on your feet for 10 hours a day lifting heavy objects
Not a fan m8 no matter how good the salary is
>>58006639
literally one of if not the best kids shows ever
correct mix of spooky and whimsy
>>58006619
basic computer knowledge is word processing, not spending 3 hours and $1.2k buying all the parts online then meticulously going through the mobo's manual in order to build your system
>You'd expect a mechanic to be able to drive a car.
utterly irrelevant and a terrible analogy. if into programming -- not making computers (since that's what C.engineers/e.engineers do (and they dont program as often as i.t./cs students))
thinking about doing a masters to delay the inevitable entry into the workforce lads
>>58006639
>>58006717
>poms watching our shows
CULTURAL
IMPERIALISM
>>58006717
OI WRONG FUCKEN LYRICS CUNT, YOUR LYRIC POSTING PRIVILEGES ARE OFFICIALLY REVOKED.
>>58006726
agree. you have no idea the cultural reach Aus had over 90s kids in the UK. That program (can't remember name) skippy, home and away, neighbours, all sorts of shit.
>>58006706
literally all tradies have a radio on at an inappropriately loud volume
>>58006697
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
A call centre isnt IT
ROHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>58006731
If you're a programmer you're clearly "into" computers so should know basic things like how to put them together and set up a network.
Much like if you're "into" cars you should know how to change the oil.
>Tfw tried to learn programming just as a hobby as I work in a completely different sector
>tfw can'tget a clear answer on why choose which language and where to start
>Tfw never carried it on
>>58006769
Round the Twist m8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIi57zhDl78
And yeah we made some great kids shows back in the day. I live literally 20 minutes from the lighthouse.
>>58006762
>>58006765
>posts wrong lyrics, gets (You)s
anyway >>58006769 I remember.. a lighthouse?!
>>58006783
no dickhead just because someones into computers doesn't mean they're into computing hardware. christ you realise infomatics is an entire field right? just because you like one subset of it doesn't mean you like all of it
no wonder your mate is the successful one
>>58006755
Don't do it lad.
I was going to then didn't and I spent the time doing internships and so did all my other mates who didn't do a masters, now we all have grad jobs and have been saving money, meanwhile I know a load of people who picked a masters for the sake of it who are now stuck with a masters but no experience.
There's no point lad unless your company pays for it
>tfw I'm a Java dev and don't know how to assemble a computer
>>58006789
doesn't matter lad
>>58006706
yeah man all day WS fm and smooth 953 its sick
once they played slayer on triple jay on a friday afternoon as we packed up, never gonna forget that
>When your boss is on £40k and can't work out how to turn a printer on
>>58006789
python senpai
I don't understand the phenomenon of Cadwell's chocolate frogs and why most Brits consider them to be overpriced
>>58006814
>tfw he's still your boss
smugpepe.jpg
>>58006806
noice
>>58006803
>Just because someone is into computers doesn't mean they're into computers
Literal 12 year olds put computers together m8
>>58006804
already done a decent internship last year. that's what put me off of the working life.
I'm not worried about finding a job but I just want to stay indoors and study.
>>58006814
>Tfw there's a guy at your work who used to be a manager who was going to be let go but was saved by the unions
>Tfw he's on 40k
>Tfw he literally spends all day doing fuck all at his desk
>Tfw he doesn't even hide iit
>Tfw he will never get made redundant and even if he does he'll get a 40k payout
Life is unfair lad.
>>58006836
It's more like a laughing while crying face lad.
>When I'm more skilled than any of the managers where I work yet am paid half as much
>>58006842
oh fuck off go make a computer or something
>>58006826
Python is in the the past, PHP is the future of programming.
>>58006844
Your choice lad. I did internsihps whilst at uni too and it was still a struggle.
Completely your choice but I know loads of people regretting that very decision
>>58006860
How do these people end up in these positions
>>58006773
Clearly you know nothing about IT then m80
>>58006806
>not listening to hamish and andy
top (p)leb
>>58006865
they're completely different senpai
>>58006881
Ahh yes, a phone, a computer, it must be IT!
I don't mean shit data pusher jobs
>>58006880
They're part of the boomer generation. Back then if you could string a sentence together you'd be automatically given a good job.
My mum is on £50k and shes only educated to a secondary school level.
>>58006863
no, you misunderstood the situation, I was laughing at you.
>>58006805
Assembling a computer is fucking piss desu
/cum/ >>> /brit/ y'all are gay as fuck, lmao
Any news of japlads latest escapades lads?
>58006885
haha yeah i know, the only reason i made that post was to harvest a (You) from you.
you have been baited AND outsmarted :^)
>>58006932
yeah I never thought much of it it's just I'v enever gotten round to doing it. I always just buy a shitty laptop that will run loonix and my shitty dev tools.
>>58006880
I have no idea lad.
He is a boomer I guess, went to uni, started workign for the company in the call centre, stayed here, worked his way up, nearly got fired and then the unions saved him so they made up a position for him and now he just kinda sits there waiting for retirement.
He gets bonuses, shares, a company car, expenses and all sorts for just doing what could be done in a two day week.
>>58006919
If you think that's bad my boomer dad now earns 70k and he failed secondary school.
>>58006781
Cute cat
>>58006947
All quiet on the eastern front
Spotted a meet up on meetups im going to go to in Tokyo... I think
>>58006908
Do you literally think programming is the only job in the IT industry?
To get a non programming job you have to start off in first line support and work your way up.
Do young people unironically like Nigel and support Brexit?
This is a joke, right?
>>58006988
Have you enjoyed your trip? Since you're posting on /brit/ a lot I cant help but think you haven't
>>58006970
Just goes to show that a bit of elbow grease and hard work gets you far in this world.
>>58006966
Never GOT round to doing it not gotten you yank.
>>58007004
careful lads, mind the bait
>>58007020
Fuck off dad. Literally fuck off.
>Tfw degree educated top ten uni and on a starting salary of 22k
>In the 1960s being "intelligent" was being able to speak in a non guttural accent, being able to read and write and knowing how to work a typewriter.
>In 2016 being "intelligent" means having multiple PhDs
It's not fair lads. All of the boomer generation got fantastic jobs with little effort.
>>58007020
this. these faggots fail to realise their dad and the other useless bloke have been on the 'ladder' for 20+ years.
>>58007017
I am enjoying my trip yes. I always preferred more relaxed holidays and the drinking fine is annoying me but oh well
Given me more confidence, and I had my first date no matter people taking the piss
>>58007026
But the support is obviously ironic. We're all Green supporters here.
>>58007035
yeah? and we get memes, computers, internet and the future.
don't be a pleb
>>58007049
Drinking fine?
>>58007046
The difference s my dad just walked into it with no qualifications.
To get my shite office job I have a top level degree lmao
>>58007049
Fine = thing*
>When your boss literally tells you that you're more intelligent and skilled than they are yet wont give you a raise.
>>58007032
Just work harder, by the time you're 50 years old you might be earning as much as your dad!
doing some very pungent farts
>>58007049
....the drinking fine? you got fined for drinking in public or something?
>>58007083
>my boss lies to me to make me work harder
>I believe his lies to feel good
>>58007035
That's the joy of automaton and technology, people are no longer as necessary as they once were. you either have to upskill or accept mediocrity because you're too expensive and unreliable, unlike machines.
t. robot who stops you earning over 50 grand
>>58007092
Yeah I might, but inflation will mean it's purchasing power is equivalent to a poverty stricken migrants
>>58007105
>>58007069
No, I mean not being let in because of underage and being too anxious to go into bars
Typo
>>58007112
don't worry about that, it's out of your control and wages will probably adjust with inflation.
>>58007083
I know a lad who works in utilities and he loves it.
I couldn't understand why because whilst not a bad job it's not exactly the most interesting.
He made a good point though. People will always need water/gas/electric and most of them operate regionally, so you can't even choose your provider, you just pay whatever you get told the price is.
He said he basically gets loads of payrises and extra free shit because the company is always guaranteed to make a huge profit because it's essential and people have no other choice.
It operates like a private company but the internal culture is like a government job.
Sounds mental
>>58007070
sucks to be you. I have GCSEs and currently run my own business (don't employ anyone) but have been direct line manager to 20-ish (two teams) employees before.
A lot of it is having a bit of nouse and making your own luck, also probably not being a northerner.
>>58007109
or design better technology
t. engineering student with good employment prospects
Who /SNP voter/ here?
>1990
>Mum was working as a sowing machine operator on £10,000 (£20,000 in todays money)
>Literally waltzes into a job as a sales rep for women's clothes for £16,000 (£32,000 in todays money)
Why the fuck did unskilled work pay more in the past, and it was easier to get good jobs?
>>58007152
>>58007152
To be fair lad that was probably a call centre.
My office job is doing something relatively useful.
>>58007162
>t. engineering student with good employment prospects
literally love the "but my degree will surely get me a job" meme. don't get me wrong engineering students do have great job prospects but they still need to have a good weighted average mark and actively be engaged in internships
t. engineering student
>>58007177
>what is globalisation
>what is automation
""education"" everybody
adapt or die my labour voting friend
Baby face is a top tier song lads
Also don't know what I want for dinner tonight
Had yakisoba for lunch
*demolishes your pussy*
Boring job and good pay or job you love and shit pay?
>>58007177
Because there was less of a population which meant that employers didn't have the opportunity to have a race to the bottom.
If they paid shit wages, another company would need a salesperson so would be paying better.
That's why when we import millions from the EU it's bad for working people because there's more choice available so they can take less pay.
After the black death the poorest of society saw a dramatic increase in living standards because there was less labour avialable and so the gentry were fighting over who could pay more money just so they had somebody to work their land.
>58007177
>In 1990 £10,00 was worth £20,000
This is depressing.
>>58007196
define useful. o wait, that's what the free market is for. it was a pretty low-end job, but there were cucks with degrees underneath me regardless. I also knew nothing of the industry. What I'm doing now is TOTALLY different too. But my old man worked his way up from a council house to a mansion under the boomer-thatcher era, so I guess I had something to aspire to.. BTW I'm not trying to brag or be a dick, just saying as it is, but also do see my post >>58007205
>>58007229
Job you love and shit pay any day of the week.
What's the point of earning 50k a year if you spend the literal majority of your life pining for home time and the weekend.
I'd do anything for a job I enjoy going in to, provided I earn an okay wage, enough to save a little and live a little.
>>58007230
alri Nigel
>>58007229
boring job and good pay tbqh
just enjoy the weekends or something. even people who love their jobs hate parts of it
>5 day weekend went very fast
ree
>>58007244
I'm just saying you were bragging saying how you were line manager of people, but it's much harder to become a line manager for say a bunch of political aides or lobbyists than it is to become a line manager of a load of people trying to sell PPI
>>58007206
Get a Japanese escort
It's not just in the past either. Boomers have an advantage even today for some reason
>Know a 40 year old from my gun club that used to be a bricklayer
>Doctor told him he'd hurt his back and he couldn't be a bricklayer anymore
>Instantly got a £40k a year office job while having no previous experience in an office.
>>58007083
>tell this to some spacker
>he thinks he's worth more than his position and eventually quits
>got rid of le spacker without firing him and needing to give him severance pay
>>58007275
dreamt it was a bank holiday tomorrow
B A K A
>>58007286
Don't want to get involved with yakuza desu
If anybody here knows matlab and can help me with making a surface plot i'll post a pic of my weiner
>>58007295
They also bought all the cheap housing to be grubby landlords which is why it's ridiculous now to even try and own property
>>58007229
boring job all day. all these sexy start ups and nobody wants to graft. understand a market, launch into a gap and dominate.
>>58007278
yea I wasn't selling PPI tho. and also I really, really struggled with the people management side of my position, I'm better at """blue sky thinking""" btw. shit example, PPI salesman > political aides in terms of real (commercial) value.
>>58007324
https://au.mathworks.com/help/matlab/ref/surf.html
>>58007307
>wake up on Monday
>AHHH it's Sunday
>5..4..3..2..1......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqBbgNG4lG8
>>58007331
>PPI salesman > political aides in terms of real (commercial) value.
Is this what they tell you?
The literal assistants to the elite and less skilled and worth less to society than a guy who begs people on teh phone ?
Genuinely let out a little smile.
>Okay team, we can scam 300 old ladies today if we want those figures! Forget those bankers, forget those political aides, forget those scientists, we are the cornerstone of the capitalist economy!
Going to get some money out then walk along shopping thing until I see somewhere to eat
Then coming back because cba walking anymore today
>Complain about pay of unskilled jobs
>Support importing millions of immigrants
The average labour voter everybody.
>>58007405
rent a bicyckoo desu
>>58007394
Not him but politicians are useless so their aides are even more useless 2bh.
>The elite
Ah yes that 20 year old SNP MP that hasn't finished her a level in politics is very elite isn't she.
>>58007394
>aides
So skivvies and secretaries?
>>58007405
I don't get this?
Are you a lad whose gone all the way to Japan with severe anxiety so you are wasting the limited time you have there doing nearly nothing?
>>58007346
It's in a specific context, sorry for not specifying.
So I need to plot the density of a solution as a function of mol fraction and temperature. I use a specific formula to calculate density with a given temperature vector, create a density vector of equal length, ezpz. The formula uses both mol fraction and temperature as inputs, but the temperature vector varies in length while the mol fraction one, well, doesn't. It's either hard coded at some arbitrary point or a vector from .01 to 1. This makes it tricky tricky to make a surface plot since the vectors that would serve as X and Y are not of equal length.
>>58007394
>they tell you
mate, I work for myself. I don't answer to anybody. also that superiority complex is toxic, lose it.
t. suffer from the opposite side of the coin dealing with university educated people all day with muh gcses and overcompensate
>>58007452
No
Been doing plenty during the day, and done a fair amount of walking during the night
Going to Fuji tomorrow so want to be well rested
>>58007448
Ahhh, classic pleb.
>The Sun told me politicians are all useless, me and Dave from down the pub could turn this country around, just let us have it
>>58007450
Most 'secretaries' work in their constituency, their actual aides do all their speechwriting, creation of reports, monitoring of legislation etc etc.
It's a shit job and shit pay but it's what you go on to do after it that makes you loads of money and it's definitely more skilled and useful than a PPI caller.
If you're interested, they go on to become 'advisors' which means they advise big companies on their relationship with government and basically get a fortune for it
>>58007466
Yes but you used to work for a PPI centre.
The only one with a toxic attitude is you who thinks your PPI job is somehow inherently valuable.
You say you work for yourself but anybody could quit, create a 'company' and work for themselves. When you have a team of 20 people full time then I'll be impressed.
>>58007499
how long you there for?
How do we stop contactless cards being a thing? It's just one step closer towards a cashless society and getting marked with the number of the beast
>tfw earn over 30k as a burglar
If people with degrees are so smart why are they so easy to rob?
>>58007541
I got a contactless card finally two weeks ago and i fucking love it.
Need to stop being a neet desu
me mum bought me a lunchables but you need to microwave it, wtf
>>58007509
define useful YOU FUCKING pleb. >>58007466
literally smug cunts like you are the reason nothing in this country works since you have 0 real world experience and """direct'"" (aka misguide) policy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJBL164gP3o
>>58007554
Enjoy being a literal slave one day
>>58007537
no I didn't. and you're a spastic.
>>58007541
*opens 3rd eye*
turns out NFC is pretty cool tech.
>>58007580
Typical uneducated scrote 'entrepreneur'.
Aggressive, uncouth, thinks his lack of education and his time spent in a horrific low skilled industry is 'real world experience'. Now started his own 'business' and calls himself his own boss because he freelances or sells things on ebay.
Literally lmaoing
Why don't we just get rid of the PM so we can pay people like you more?
>>58007572
gross af
Work hard play hard that's my motto
>>58007622
>Grammar like that
>Calling anybody a spastic
Typical uneducated scrote
>>58007558
how long u been a neet for? it's been about a year and a half for me... my future is looking extremely grim.
>>58007626
ahh, yes, society pays me. that's definitely how this equation works. must have missed that with my lack of university-level education.
brb selling stuff on ebay.
I explain now and throughout the video that 2 Doctors (including a Dr William Soni) visited my Flat on 3rd of March 2016 from Oxford Health trying to Hospitalise me (commit me) over the things they wrote in the letter I show - but they have no explanation why I see no business in the Healthcare business outside my Kitchen - when I said the letter was delivered in a strange way - they suggested IK take legal action if I think the Dentist is opening my mail ??? - I show a note I asked them to write about them trying to make me see a Dr Sharma at High Wycombe Hospital against my wishes - My Hernia repair was performed (arranged through Dragon Cottage Surgery Holmer Green by an Asian Doctor who does not usually work there) by Dr Shaun Appleton at High Wycombe Hospital
- I explain in the video that I had a voicemail from Tahir Kyari at 18:38 15 March 2016 a social worker connected to Oxford Health and Dr William Soni and Dr Sharma at High Wycombe Hospital - this said that he planned to visit my flat at 13:00 on 16 March 2016 - he did against my wishes and threatened to hospitalise me (commit me) if I don't see Dr Sharma at High Wycombe Hospital
- I show a Selfie over Dukes Place Marlow
- I explain in this video how in my 12 April 2016 'Sometimes -- Dream a Little Dream of Me -- Old Fashioned Love Song' video I walk into the street - I have to wait for a delivery person to the 'Womens Health Concern' because stood by the door he may turn round and walk into me - when he leaves t he door he then tries to push between me and the wall I'm standing by - I ask him to walk to the side of me - then he threatens me and I have to run inside to avoid physical harm from him
- I show the video '16 April 2016 - today's X Factor application' then show my email box on my telephone - showing that the emails I show in that video have now disappeared ???? - the only way for me to test emails to and from this site is to re-apply
- I show a saved copy of the email on my tablet
>>58007537
A week more
Lads if I could earn £15,000 as a writer should I do it?
I'd never be able to afford the good life, but I'd never have to do any actual work.
I'd be renting for life but I'd be free of the rat race.
http://youtu.be/j6Xx24DfTpY
>>58007698
yeah nah, probs not ay
>Children as young as three should be taught about sex and fertility before starting at primary school or risk future chances of parenthood through a lack of knowledge, fertility experts have warned.
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2016/apr/15/teach-three-year-olds-sex-education-experts-fertility-reproduction
>>58007698
is that a question? of course you should. just bare in mind it's inherently unstable work and you'll have to file tax returns and shit yourself. on the plus side you can do it from anywhere. build your portfolio (personal brand.)
>>58007698
Depends completely on whether or not you'd enjoy it.
I think it would be lonely and impoverished (which could lead to some great writing kek).
>>58007675
Okay Alan Sugar, calm down.
I'm sure you'll get enough positive feedback
>>58007698
No, you'll have an awful standard of living unless you've just inherited a mortgage free house or something.
25k and I'd say yeah, maybe
>>58007760
>can't have sex withchildren because they don't understand sex and the consequences of it
>lets teach three year olds about sex and the consequences of it
This is a victory for paedophile rights activists. All we need now is a single judge to let a kiddie fiddler off and common law means the floodgates are open.
http://youtu.be/IuYgIfHzQTg
>I'm an arrogant western student and I know more about communism than you do even though y actually lived in it
Absolutely love this channel
>>58007653
Half a year, keep trying to get jobs but not getting anywhere
