yanks OUT
eurosceptics weaboos IN
>>58004587
1st for america
USA is here to stay
Eurosceptic weeaboo yanks IN.
Mm where the brit bfs at
Is Nige supposed to be Kyosuke, or NTR'ing Kyosuke ?
second for exiling kevin from the eggheads to aberdeen
>>58004587
Was it worth it? You got your shit joke nobody cares about in the OP.
Was it worth posting early annoying everyone and forgetting to put an edition in the OP?
>>58004650
Absolutely worth it and everyone cares about it. I didn't forget the edition, I just couldn't fit it in with what I posted.
>>58004587
Thread hadn't even hit the bump limit you fucking weeb nonce
being me and only me
doing my best
t. rhodes scholar in bachelor of life
/brit/ and /neder/ are equally poof and cartoon infested, a sad observation. but thanks for matching our cancerousness.
>>58004755
>anime, on a website created for weebs, is cancer
newfags everyone
>>58004755
it's not usually like this
>>58004779
fuck off weeb go to your weeb threads
>>58004755
>and cartoon infested
>on 4chan
travesty m8, better call the authorities.
Why are normies and omega autists so fucking triggered by anime?
Pretty astounding, lads.
>>58004755
/brit/ is one of the least anime infected nowadays, it's decreased a lot recently
I hate it but don't really get triggered by it anymore as it's becoming rarer and rarer
Just need to genocide the chinky pop nonces next
>>58004820
FOWT
how's everyone enjoying my premium quality thread so far?
Gf just sent me this
>>58004820
i can't understand anime or homos
Anime
>>58004755
there is literally nothing wrong with being a poof
>>58004933
poofs out
alright, lads
tonight i learn how constantine fucks the tetrarchy
night x
>>58004900
how can you date someone who unironically types like that?
>tfw having to write to student services because you're going to need to get bonus marks for your semester's exam because dad's cancer is getting significantly worst and the 4-6 week period of life he told me he expects to have today coincides with finals week
>>58004900
heated
>>58004900
>'chill'
>purposely putting extra letters on words
neck yourself
>>58004941
yanks out takes priority
>>58004978
what type of cancer la?
>>58004995
i don't know poofla, think we should poll that during prime-time.
>>58004978
>using other people's illnesses to scam uni
I did that, stopped me getting booted in 2nd year
>>58005022
stage 4 in lymph nodes, bowel and bladder
can i PLEASE get some assistance with this
>>>/mu/64120035
>58005060
I think you should stop karenposting as an absolute faggot.
>>58005023
sissy brit boys are a mainstay of /brit/
>>58004978
>>58005035
RIP anon's dad. I'll pour a swig of VB onto my lawn for him.
karen
>>58005035
sorry la :(
at least it isn't brain/bone/lung so he won't be in as much pain but that's a pretty shit consolation
>>58005035
that sucks
hope he's had a long life
@58005093
I think you should back the f*ck off
>>58005096
>>58005102
mmmmmm ta boys
>>58005110
57 but he has 6 kids the mad man
>>58005060
would have given you some great songs if you didn't post anime
In media where people have telekinesis, why do they always push people against wall or some shit.
Surely throwing people directly up would do much more harm to people than sideways?
who /earlybird/ here?
>>58005160
hate the morning.
>>58005147
>in media
what the fuck are you high on lad
wish i was australian
>>58005160
am going to bed this minute
Alri lads
Just got back from the hockey
>>58005147
Hollywood tradition along with a million other shitty things.
wish I was a rich man
na na na na na na na na na na naah
IN:
>poofs
OUT:
>yanks
>>58005147
if its a push pull force then they would need to be above to be able to push them up, if its a grab and move force they could flip them up.
oh nana
what's my name
nana
forgot my name
>>58005225
Fags need to go
>>58005194
wish you were in australia so we could bum tb'h
I just read a two page job advert that never once used the words contact, call or centre. But I just googled the location and it's a fucking call centre.
They're trying to trick people into applying to manage a call centre.
Dicks.
>>58005233
UNDER MY ARM BUH RELLA
y-you mean [spoiler]touch butts?[/spoiler]
>>58005242
>management position
seems important desu
>>58005237
but why?
>>58005263
You literally have T W O boards to be gay in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SMFVB06f4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SMFVB06f4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SMFVB06f4
Christophah Coloooooombus is a damn blasted liar!
YOOOOO KILLER MIKE HERE MY MAN BERNIE IMMA FUCK THIS BITCHES WIFE MY MAN FUCK A COP FUCK A MAN'S WIFE WE BOUT TO BANG THIS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH LETS GO EL-P
>>58005277
and you're american, go back to your containment board you seppo scumbag!
>>58005284
Come oooon Twelve Tribe of Israel!
>>58005258
Management of a call centre though. Not even running the place just wrangling the phone monkeys
>>58005237
>Fags
foy
>>58005277
could say the same thing about being straight tbqh
>>58005284
ah-Here comes first Black man and woman and children,
Does a man having absolutely no idea about what bra sizes look like reveal his virginity? Like I have no idea what a 34C looks like compared to an F cup or DD or whatever because I have never seen a breast in real life and haven't spoken to a woman in ~5 years.
>>58005293
Was really put off by their coachella performance.
The RTJ 3 track and the DJ Shadow feature were pretty bad.
They didn't really vary up much and did the same WORD word WORD word shit.
And both were breathless after the first track.
Maybe I'm just getting old.
>>58005284
ah-Come oooon Twelve Tribe of Israel!
>>58005310
Being straight is normal.
Being a fag isn't. So you have to go.
>>58004587
Yank reporting in
>>58005342
Literally not an issue.
Unless you're Chad Mcmeganormie, talking about bra sizes will just be seen as weird to most girls. And even most chads are clueless.
Theres better ways to flirt anyway.
>t. virgin
I wish lads, really lackluster experience.
>>58005284
It's like boom bye bye inna batty bwoy head
>>58005379
you've become those bullies you hated in high school
>>58005379
meanie
>>58005407
Youre embarrassing ťbh.
really wish yanks would fuck off
>>58005284
Peter is not for Janet, Peter is for John
Suzette is not for Paul, Suzette is for Ann
Where the bumbaclot dem get dat from?!
Bloody hell
Need to do laundry asap, melting shirts AND jumpers with my sweat
>>58005435
it's true though
>>58005435
reported
>>58005284
Rude bwoy nah promote no nasty man, dem haffi dead
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36055507
>the Taliban are literally the only thing in this world stopping polio from being made extinct
australia is odd. white people shouldn't all be living on a place with climate like that
our skin cant handle it
>>58005454
Dont reply to americans.
just ripped a kid off for his yugioh cards
i am such a bad adult
>>58005284
Me say dis is not ah deal
Guy come near we then his skin must peel
Burn him up bad like ah old tire wheel
Gwaan buju banton yu tough
>>58005506
you should see my tan lad makes me look hot and handsome
> After I finished university (no fees, so no debts, admittedly) the job I got was certainly not based on how much money it paid me. The men I met - and they were all men - chasing big bucks and buying flash cars were doing it to make up for the size of their reproductive organs (I offer no empirical evidence for this theory, I'm just telling you how it felt to me).
whats the deal with gary the goat?
I could move out on my own but then my dad would be left alone, I'd have to may more rent/bills, and I'd have to buy all my own furniture too.
On the other hand, I'm 22 so getting some independence would be good, and I'm really starting to dislike my dad.
What am I to do lads? I feel so torn
>>58005539
EXTREMELY gay post
pm me ;^)
>>58005284
Two man ah hug up on and kiss up on and ah lay dung inna bed
Hug up one another and rub dung leg
Send fi di matic and di Uzi instead
Shoot di batty boy come mek we shot dem dead
>>58005539
>tanning in 2016
you're gonna have to get cancer cut out of your wrinkly skin by the time your 30 lmao
>>58005514
I live in a good temperate place, so I'm fine if you're wondering
why are aussies so likable?
>>58005539
post pics of tan line
>>58005570
poison your dad and inherit the house
Earthquakes all over the place.
The end of the world is cometh
>>58005614
We are getting evicted so that won't work.
Hey this girl's kind of cute
*bums you*
>>58005624
>we're getting evicted
>mfw trust fund ain't kicked in yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2DafHjZDtg
:((
why do aussies say ass
>>58005657
I'd rather kiss a tattoo of her on someones arse than kiss her
>>58005584
im a bricklayer mate
>>58005706
More like a pricklayer LMAO
Only decent animes I've seen are Initial D, cowboy beebop and psychopass
>>58005687
arse/ass is pretty split among both of them.
Brits like to shitpost FOY, but plenty of regions say ass.
Had a trippy as fuck dream lads haha
Was in an extremely immersive virtual reality MMO where the graphics were close to real life. I was in a spooky pitch black swamp, but I was mesmerized at the bloom effects.
>>58005706
are brickies really well paid there, too?
if you're good can earn SERIOUS paper here for that job.
this also goes some way to explaining Australian """humour""" on this website kek.
Stopped talking to my spic friend because of his shit banter
Just finished my statistics course and I really enjoyed it.
>>58005693
we say both tb'h
>>58005706
you also the twinkposter? Homo tradies are something of a fetish of mine.
>>58005742
I always hear about bricklayers moving to Australia. No idea how they get through the points system since you need a degree
>>58005657
What's his name?
>>58005729
Very interesting
>MAKEGIFSATGIFSOUP.COM
>>58005723
shut up chinaman do i even need o say anything? australia is the superior nation, in nigpon everythings so shit even the ground crumbles beneath your feet
>>58005742
yeh man its pretty hectic job though
bent aussies, you say? nah not a fan
>>58005742
yeah, they're paid heaps here as well.
>>58005771
Im twink poster, and i wouldnt be able to do that sort of work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IuJPh6h_A
lads...
>>58005797
Watch your tongue
>>58004587
>>58005771
no im a breeder big fella im bikepostr big madonna fan tho
>>58005780
They're a priority job so get a free pass around the points system.
They once put hairdressers on that list and thousands of British hair & nail technicians legged over there because the aussie government realised how badly they'd fucked up
>>58005780
brickie is a skilled job you bellend.
its the best paid - bar none - job onsite.
also, if you know how we have dr peswari naan advising on immigration issues to come to the UK? there are similar cunts that'll get you past oz immigration in the same cities. i.e. they'll blag your skills up.
see you next tuesday
>>58005828
Knock knock
could fucking gut the lot of you pathetic maggots
>>58005861
Who's there?
>>58005824
>i wouldnt be able to do that sort of work.
why's that?
>>58005833
>big madonna fan tho
literally gayer than me and I enjoy sucking dicks and cuddling men
>>58005869
NUKE BOMBS LOL
>>58005861
Haha, yeah sorry about that. Been meaning to fix that doorbell. Whoops haha.
what's so bad about australian women that make the blokes fuck goats and other blokes?
>>58005881
Really insensitive post
>>58005837
Just read the list as it stands. Most are high skilled jobs but I noticed they're actually calling for bathroom tilers for some reason.
I could do that.
>>58005866
very australian statement here
>>58005894
T_T すみませんでした
What's this celebrity threesome shit all about?
>>58005912
English pls
alri
>>58005896
ye, no shit. go see the equivalent of dr peshwari naan and he'll jump you through the hoops either way tho. Immigrating to oz ain't that hard (spoiler: pays fucking well too)
>>58005869
Ahh yes, googled why i'm tired all the time and I've just self-diagnosed myself with a brain tumor. Very nice.
>>58005881
fuck beat me to it, fine work soldier
>parents tell me how shameful manual labour is and they would disown me if I did a career in it.
>could be bricklaying in Australia right now on double what I make here
>>58005879
>whys that
Would be too rough on my hands and i dont like to be out in the sun like that, im not a full blown sissy or anything but i wouldnt cop doing that sort of work every day
>>58005914
Elton John banged a couple of men
>>58005978
A gay guy had sex with other gay guys?
How is that news?
>>58005978
Is that it?
>>58005967
you'd be on double what you are now if you were a brickie here mate :^)
>>58005967
Don't worry, our economy will probs be in the shitter once the good ole housing bubble pops.
>>58005978
oh fucking no, who could have foreseen this
>>58005967
>working in the sun
>english
one or the other mate.
I turn beetroot in 5 minute of UK sun, australia just seem like a fiery, dusty, scorching desert shithole tbqh.
>>58005975
what's being gay like
when you hang out with your mates are you sexually attracted to them all, that's creepy desu
>>58005975
weak as mate i work five days nine hours a day then spend me spare time shitposting cycling and excersising the physical life is the blessed one trust me
>>58005987
He's in a committed relationship with someone already, which he has a kid with, the couple of guys were are couple (in a relationship) and MUHJUNCTION
>>58005975
You moisturise your hands? If so come give me a handy m8.
>>58005978
stop the fucking presses
>>58005987
Because of a draconian court injunction preventing english media from naming them when scotland, america and fucking china have named them.
>>58006012
yeah wonder this myself
I just started seeing a girl. When should it come up that my only sexual experiences have been getting bjs from a twink back home?
If she's ever gonna want me to do vag stuff I'm totally clueless here.
When I was checking in today, saw a Aussie with his kgf
Bit jealous ngl
>>58006023
Oh, he had a threesome as part of an affair?
Oh, that makes more sense.
>gays
>ever not being untrustworthy degenerates
>>58006010
Could pretend to be a muzzie woman and wear one of those black bed sheets or wear sunscreen.
>>58006039
>vag stuff
you mean like have sex?
>>58006012
no it doesn't work like that, but I'm only half-gay, leaning towards straight.
I just love to gobble cock.
>>58006042
Yes. That's part of what made it newsworthy in the beginning. The family man is actually a cheating degenerate.
>>58006060
Or like finger her eat her out etcetc.
I need to find where the clit is ASAP
This is probably why I haven't seen a vagina before.
>>58006079
They make instructional porn for people exactly like you
>>58006012
>>58006037
>when you hang out with your mates are you sexually attracted to them all, that's creepy desu
Not him but nah not really. Like I find a couple of them attractive (because they are) but I don't wanna fuck em coz they're my friends and I just don't see em like that. Almost all my friends are straight men.
and
>that's creepy desu
then think how some girls must feel if you think like this
>The homosexual isn't a family man
WHOA BREAKING NEWS
>>58006079
you retard hahaha
>>58006100
Holy shit time for google.
Thanks laddie.
>>58006105
>then think how some girls must feel if you think like this
tis the natural order of things
Serious question, how hard would it be for a 26 year old overweight call centre manager to retrain as a bricklayer?
>>58006106
To be fair, he pushed the gay marriage meme pretty hard, married his husband the very first day it was legal.
Him cheating and having an orgy in the process is pretty fucked up and hilarious.
>>58006079
what the fuck are you on about
i wanna fuc
>>58006140
Typical homosexual doing homosexual things
>>58006138
kek.
serious answer btw.
Fucking hell
>>58006012
im a straight acting bi guy. People dont usually know unless i tell them so lifes just normal ťbh
>>58006014
I have no use for all that, the only exercise im interested in is the one between the sheets
>>58006029
My hands dont need any moisturizing, pretty soft on their own
>>58006068
>>58006106
oh come on does anyone actually think of elton john as anything but a degenerate faggot? I say this as a homo myself btw.
His husband might be the nice family man.
>>58006142
would root you but unfortunately I'm not gay :-/
>>58006120
tell us what you learn
I was always told electricians make a lot of money but my mate is an electrician and he struggles to find work, let alone get paid well.
just did a wee that was green-yellow, the same colour as mountain dew
not sure if mummys bf has left yet. Really want a tea. Quite the dilemma.
>>58006226
When i do coffee wees they smell really like coffee also asparagus wees, swear after eating sometimes my wee smells fishy (what if its my willawoo??)
>>58006226
you dying or something?
>The demand has triggered a 20 per cent hike in brickies' pay in the last six months meaning the most skilled bricklayers can currently command salaries of around £40,000 a year and even more in the capital. This means they now earn more than the average solicitor on £38,756 and police officers on £39,000
W
E
W
>>58006223
That's because your mate is shit at his job
>>58006226
B vitamins? I get this on them when I'm """giving up alcohol""" haha
t. wino
>>58006248
that feels low. probably declared income desu, but then I'm from poshlands near LDN.
anyone 'ere seen tae new ep' of Banshee?
>>58006223
They do make a lot, even just working as a normal electrician in the suburbs. But I've got a mate working in some sort of chemical plant atm, he's got his own business and by the end of 3 months work he'll have made about $60k. He is working a lot though.
And I've got another electrician friend who worked on an offshore rig for 2 months, literally made almost $100k. This is AU$ but it's still fucking ridiculous.
So you can get a city & guilds in bricklaying after 8 weeks of training and the only entry requirement is having £1,000
Honestly considering this.
doing a worry
>>58006308
Do you like mi goreng?
>>58006325
ridiculous question
listening to amy winehouse while not being a poof lads
>>58006317
its hard as man be prepared for soreness
also i imagine englands weather would be bad for it
>>58006320
iktf bruv. >>58006241
haha excellent
you lads ever swipe right to a bird on tinder and internally be like "in a second the grey screen will come up to say that we've matched" and then it actually happens? fucking sick braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8)
Morning lads, can't stop dreaming about my step sister, not in a 'fuck her brains out' way, more of a kiss and cuddle way.
>>58006330
its not that good
>>58006377
yeah man good feeling ay
national career service says that bricklayers salary is £16,000
>>58006381
fuck off yank
just going to lay down and rot from here on
>Do temp work at a small IT firm for a few weeks
>4 months later I'm full time, on 30k and flying business class to Asia to meet partners/clients.
weird desu
>>58006381
Family love is the best love
>>58006407
perhaps when you're 16. there's more to it than >>58006317 btw. it's a trade, not something you market freelance.
>>58006423
woah are you flying business class, mate?
>>58006406
>>58006407
>>58006410
>>58006413
>>58006425
hate to interrupt you but this lad is flying business class to asia
>>58006325
absolutely, why do you ask?
>>58006407
you kooks got these over in your place?
>>58006423
HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT???
THIS FELLA IS FLYING BUSINESS CLASS!!!
>when your employee makes you fly to asia in economy but it's clearly a -business- trip
>>58004978
>>58005035
Really sorry to hear that mate
>When all the managers in your company are on £10,000 more than you are despite being less intelligent
>When they purposefully hold you back because they're intimidated by you.
Wahey love working life lads.
>>58006423
make sure you bring your financial times!! x
IT is literally the best career to get into nowadays
Programming is international, everyone uses 'pooters
>>58006508
that was a quick flight
>>58006508
Meant for
>>58006423
>>58006381
very weird, not sure why you'd even think of doing that.
>>58005035
I missed this post but game over. Sorry anon. My old man died last year from cancer, too. Very weird feel. Life's a bitch.
really enjoying this fb page lads
/Boots-Scoots-and-some-Attitude-1518798051751440/?fref=nf
>I'm not a fan of direct democracy, in most cases people don't fully understand what they're voting on.
>>58006508
Need all kinds of bullshit certs that you need to pay for.
No employer wants people who are just "good with computers".
Funniest thing is I know more about building computers and networking than my mate who's a qualified programmer. Hilarious.
>>58006508
no it's not
I'm a nurse btw teehee
>>58006508
>tfw EE
>mfw watching all your jobs get automated by people like me in the near future
>>58006545
>Funniest thing is I know more about building computers and networking than my mate who's a qualified programmer. Hilarious.
why would you assume a programmer knows how to build a computer? i've nearly finished my comp sci degree and have literally never built my own computer and yet i'm still a back end developer. it's not necessary knowledge for programming.
Might buy a cuck-mobile lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM
>>58006545
>Funniest thing is I know more about building computers and networking than my mate who's a qualified programmer. Hilarious.
*spits out my coffee*
PFFFFFFFOOOOOOAAAAAAABAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHA
>https://www.ableskills.co.uk/bricklaying-training-courses/city-guilds-introduction-to-bricklaying/
>Pay £350
>Do a 5 day course
>You're now a fully qualified bricklayer with a city & guilds qualification
Bricklaying doesn't seem that hard lads...
""""""""""""""""""""""""greater""""""""""""""""""""""" london
>>58006597
>degrees are a waste of time
>by MY piece of paper will surely guarantee me a 40k/year job
Yeah, good luck with that m8
Only got 1000 yen left
That was close
>>58006597
We are all rooting for you lad
>>58006560
you the gayboy with soft hands?
I'd test out your bedside manner ;^]
>>58006585
Because it's basic computer knowledge and if you're a programmer you're "into" computers.
You'd expect a mechanic to be able to drive a car.
>>58006582
>laughing-whores.png kek
you're not wrong though.
>>58006597
ok
>>58006591
he tone makes it sound like he's asking a question every 2 seconds haha
>>58006597
walk in the park compared to machine operation
Have you ever, ever felt like this
