>this triggers the first worlder
>>57997643
I can't believe nobody has been zapped by those things to death before
>>57997697
They are obviously engineered so that very thing does not happen
Just look at OP's pic, 100% zap-proof
non-brazilian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" showers """""""""""""""""""""
>>57997643
What is this supposed to be? A shower head with a blow dryer?
>>57997831
some shit that hot the water so you bath with it.
>>57997749
>south american engineering
Now that is something you never ever want to hear before using something potentially lethal, no offense family. It's right on par with russkie engineering.
>>57997643
I used one of those when I went to Brazil... fuck you guys, why can't you heat the water BEFORE it gets to the shower... you deserve to die electrocuted
>>57998221
we should all be more like brazil
>>57998221
i'ts just a fucking iron to heat water dumbass.
>>57997643
You're right. Your disregard for electrical safety, basic architectural space, and human life does trigger me.
YOU WIN SHITTIEST COUNTRY, BRAZIL.
>>57997831
It's called an "electric shower."
>>57997643
I got zapped by that thing quite a few times. >>57998274
Buenos Aires had pretty comfy facilities, I want to install a bidet into my house now.
>>57998274
>die electrocuted
>electrocute
>electricity + execution
Fucking Mexicans can't speak English
I almost got zapped by one when I was a child. Thank God I don't use that thing now.
The problem with the water heater is that it needs to be directly at the outlet.
So it serves no purpose in any larger house. Like normal sized houses.
>>57998221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMCxpG3Iu8
>>57997643
Is there a video of this shit being used? I can't fathom what you would use this shit for?
>>57997643
I sure do love my water at mains voltage.
>>58000611
Newer models
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY2QzzJyso
>>58000713
>>58000611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY2QzzJyso
>>58000713
Truly the cutting edge of technology Brazil
>>58000755
Everything about using electric shower in Brazil is superior
>heating on the spot
>renewable electric source
>no accidents
Shoo shoo.
>>58000743
At least this one doesn't have the wires sticking out
>>58000713
>>58000743
I can imagine myself watching this commercial in my shitty television from my favela home wearing a tanktop and short shorts.
>>57997643
Why the fuck...
>>58000825
Everything about using a tankless water heater in the first world is superior
>heats up instantly
>limitless hot water supply
>won't kill you
>>58000852
Was that suppose to insult poor Brazilians? Your poor people manage to even more lame.
>>58000908
The commercial makes it seem like the rich people can't afford a boiler as well. can they?.....
>>58000904
>won't kill you
Where's the fun, then?
>>58000743
>>58000713
This is our equivalent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyLGglrN5KQ
>>58001023
good point
maybe the lack of excitement in my life is why I have crippling depression
>>58000713
>That literally streaming water
wtf
>>58001068
It really is, though. I've been lying on my bed all day for years and I'm on the verge of killing myself.
>>58001120
>it's a norwegian sees hot water for the first time in his life episode
How many fingers have you lost due to frostbite until now? 4? 6?
i have one, it works wonders.
>>58001020
It's just a shitty yt commercial mate. Of course people can fucking afford a boiler or a gas heater. But electric showers are cheaper and more economical.
>>58001033
You guys are focusing on the shitty commercial rather than the product.The shower in your commercial looks worse than what I had while in the military.
>>58001258
I will seriously stop trying to educate people about things they don't know here. Everyone seem to be stupid, specially americans.
>>58001068
Of all the problems Brazil has (tbf Brazilians here exaggerate how bad it is), they still seem to be generally happy.
>>58001258
>you guys are focusing on the shitty commercial rather than the product
I was just sharing a similar add of ours.
>But electric showers are cheaper and more economical.
I can understand that but the pressure is shit and those things make it hard to get on the right setting. I spent a month in Brazil and these shower heads were in every hostel.
>>58000713
So luxurious
>>58000713
Wait, were the parents showering with their teenage son?
>>58000577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwSaw1gLfzo
>>58001406
>but the pressure is shit
it isn't
the problem is that the more pressure the less hot. on those cold winter mornings you have to shower with a tiny streak of nice boiling water
on the other hand ever since i put boiler on the house i can never get warm water, it's either super hot or super cold. putting this kind of faucet handle was a mistake
>>57997643
I recognize that showerhead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k
(yes, it's a death trap)
>>58001296
>brazilians here exaggerate most of their problems
I've always just assumed that the livable parts are like middle class America with moderately shittier internet and infrastructure(apart from the favelas of course)
>>58001493
I have a gas boiler like most Australians and the pressure would be ok if it weren't for these fucking water saving shower heads. The government has cucked all out shower heads.
>>58001498
>Chinese product
No wonder he reached that conclusion. There is a reason brazilians say that they don't know about accidents, showerheads here are made nationally and follow strict rules.
>>58001667
I'm guessing every single one of these came from ebay.
>>58001498
I tried to turn the shower head thing to get it more hot and I got a little zap a few times. Brazilians also put filters on their taps
>>58001519
>I've always just assumed that the livable parts are like middle class America with moderately shittier internet and infrastructure(apart from the favelas of course)
Not really.
Liveable areas are like Van Nuys or other Mexican infested areas.
Middle class American areas are what is considered wealthy here. They're usually tightly packed in a small neighborhood in the corner of the city or very near downtown, usually right besides it.
>>58001725
A filter before the showerhead? The unit is grounded by dangling a copper wire in the water. If the water were reasonably filtered, then it couldn't be conductive enough to ground the mains current.
>>58001667
Chinese products have better built quality than Brazilian products, you ignorant fuck.
>>58001856
>A filter before the showerhead?
nooo lol
on the tap water, so it can be drinkable
>>58001858
t. Xing Ling
>>58001872
I understand that.
>>58001856
this>>58001872
They work pretty well, I only got the shits in Rio from excessive drinking.
>>58001927
kek, tell me about this history.
t. carioca
>>58001923
What do you mean then? The filter is only on like a kitchen tap that you can drink out of.
>>58001775
>Liveable areas are like Van Nuys or other Mexican infested areas
>Middle class American areas are what is considered wealthy here
Huh. The more you know
>>58001872
>on the tap water, so it can be drinkable
I feel bad for South and Central Americans on this board sometimes
>He doesn't get directly under the shower head and turn on the water to let the ice cold sensation wake him up in the morning
>>58001961
>The filter is only on like a kitchen tap that you can drink out of.
That's basically it. I wasn't sure whether you meant a filter on both.
>>58001984
Why? this is just a minor annoyance. Pretty sure you can drink water without a filter, but the cautious person died of old age.
>>58001957
I was there during this New Years just passed. I mean I wasn't that wild there because I was hanging out with older people. Some of my friends got the shit kicked out of them during carnival though.
Tell your fucking kids to stop throwing fireworks at me.
>>58001984
no need to feel so bad, there's plenty of beer and soda to drink. we manage well
>>58001448
Is that uncommon where you're from? I shower with my parents every day, and our bathroom is fucking TINY we always have good laughs about it
>>58002090
That's pretty uncommon. Usually, we shower in turns (unless you're really really young).
>>58002138
You haven't lived until you've cleaned the dick cheese off of your dad's dong hahaha
>>58002040
>Some of my friends got the shit kicked out of them during carnival though.
Sorry for them mate, probably messed with the wrong woman. Pretty common with foreigners here.
>Tell your fucking kids to stop throwing fireworks at me.
Wtf :^)
Call the cops.
>>58002138
Kek m8, he is shitposting. It's common with children tho.
>>58002090
>>58002039
I guess it just seems like the situation there is a lot worse than it is considering that I've never had to deal with it
>>58001296
Yes I'm so fucking happy right now I'm literally static hahaha thanks lad
>>58002218
im sorry you live in brazil
>>58002218
>static
We know lad, don't worry. You would be even if you didn't want to, amirite fatass? :^)
>>58002090
I only shower with my sister.
>>58002269
Static as in static electricity, too much electric showering does that to you.
You'd know that if you were Brazilian proxyfag.
>>58002294
>proxyfag.
Fatass then. Bullseye.
>>58002275
>>58002090
im going to thank god every time i wake up that I was born in canada
![dani_01[4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ALnUP82.jpg "dani_01[4].jpg")
>>58001775
How come Gauchas do not move to LA or Miami? All we get is dirty Portuguese Cariocas. It is funny you wrote Van Nuys, because I live way up high in Studio City.
>>57997643
KEK
>>58002386
The real question is why do Brazilians all go to Miami if L.A is closer.
>>58002040
You were a sex tourist banging trannies.
>>58002186
>probably messed with the wrong woman
Maybe but they were hanging out late at night in Ipanema late at night, kinda asking for it. The favela guys just stole one of their phones and they were able to get away. The American guy they met on the beach would have been in a bad way though, they were still kicking him when they ran away,
>Wtf :^)
I should have said firecrackers, is that only common in some areas?
>>58002416
I never expect Americans to know geography in general, but you never fail to surprise me. Congratulations.
>>57998276
Holy shit, this is genius.
America could become a super power once again with all the free electricity blacks can make. There is more poetry to this also I'm sure with the idea that blacks steal bikes.
>>58002374
What, are you afraid to find out your sister's dick is bigger than yours?
>>58002423
I was on a budget backpacking holiday through South America. Even if I wanted to fuck trannies I wouldn't have had any money to pay them.
>>58002386
>How come Gauchas do not move to LA or Miami?
But we do. My cousins and their parents lived in Van Nuys for 5 years between 2009-2014. One of my cousins even had a baby with some Mexican dude.
Miami is a fiscal paradise for corrupt Brazilians. So even if you find a white Brazilian there, it will be some stuck up bitch with princess syndrome who only dates Cuban rappers or son of a businessmen.
>>58002531
>paying for sex
It's like you want to catch AIDS.
>>58002454
I doubt they were fireworks, probably pic related.
>Maybe but they were hanging out late at night in Ipanema late at night, kinda asking for it. The favela guys just stole one of their phones and they were able to get away. The American guy they met on the beach would have been in a bad way though, they were still kicking him when they ran away,
Did they go to the police after?
>>58002624
those have high explosives in them
>>58002624
Yeah those little thinks must be it, I lost most of my hearing in one ear for a day from one of them
>Did they go to the police after?
I think they were fucked up on cocaine so it probably wouldn't have been a good idea.
>>58002566
>But we do.
A shame you don't do it en masse.
![electric-showers-safety-wires-720x540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HxP9R7j.jpg "electric-showers-safety-wires-720x540[1].jpg")
I went to Costa Rica surfing about 12 years ago and fucked her, she is around 27 now. Got my thumb up her ass and eating her out, and finally after begging she let me inside. The next day she was with her family, and ignored me. I have always wanted to fuck her again. Keep in mind she was 15, and I was 31. Always wanted to go down there and find her again.
After wards we showered together under a Tico Suicide Shower - see pic. This thread reminded me of her.
https://cr.linkedin.com/in/ana-marcela-salazar-a3531589
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=nkndRcv5yzI&t=120s
>>58002673
Yes. They are literally exported to ISIS.
>>58002676
>I lost most of my hearing in one ear for a day from one of them
So it wasn't one of those. Because they aren't that loud. Can't imagine what other thing kids would throw at you.
>they were fucked up on cocaine
Shame they weren't raped by the favelados then.
>>58002700
Nice one grandpa. You would probably be killed here if you tried that tho.
>>58002182
You made me spill my coffee you fucker.
>>58002584
>free sex is safer
it's like you guys don't know what condoms are
>>58002566
It's more people from the southeast that go to the USA.
![matthew-mcconaughey-camila-alves-step-out-with-their-three-children[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7xSKnWx.jpg "matthew-mcconaughey-camila-alves-step-out-with-their-three-children[1].jpg")
>>58002566
Voce e um Gaucho branco o de RS/PR/SC?
There are actually lots of brown Brazilians living in one shitty part of Van Nuys in apartment buildings. Most of the girls work as nannies. Camila Alves lived in Van Nuys, and she was a wetback. Her husband is gay, but he hates being gay. So to prove he is not gay he would go to massage parlors in the valley for sex with women, and that is how he met Camila. She was a whore working at a massage parlor right on Van Nuys Blvd. Their kids look like dirty Gypsies.
>>58002891
kek. The butthurt is strong in this one.
>>58002958
Probably
>le white genocide man
http://www.thelocal.se/20110404/32990
Read the first comment.
>>58003212
If the flow is too low the shower simply stop working.
Plus
>eletricity traveling with droplets
>>58003212
Kek, I would like an article about people dying in Brazil because of it. That guy probably did something really fucking stupid.
>>58002891
>Voce e um Gaucho branco o de RS/PR/SC?
I'm from RS. German and Portuguese ancestry. My cousin's father is mostly Italian.
They lived in Van Nuys for 3 years. They all have blueish green eyes. Then they moved to North Hollywood due to all the criminality in Van Nuys. They worked as nannies too for some wealthy Koreans who lived in a mansion. At first no one believed they were Brazilian.
>>58003534
Interesting. My dream is to marry a Gaucha or an Argie. Plus I grew up in Sherman Oaks and Studio CIty. I always dream of going to Porto Alegre to find a Gaucha. How come your family went back? Most SA I met in Miami or LA want to stay.
Here is a white Brazilian model being told she does not look Brazilian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeKA4oKTIiQ
>>57997643
The plank of wood and second shower head make it all the more professional
>>58000512
How long have you been waiting to correct someone on that bud?
