Are you nincompoops even trying? How exactly do you manage living in such cramped little statelets?
>>57988445
t. Australian Parking Spot
Slovenia is unironically, objectively and realistically the best country in the world though
>>57988543
I remember you. I'd love to meet you someday
>>57988497
>Monaco
lmao, careful so you don't get lost in my garden
>>57988543
Of course.
>>57988629
I want to come back in summer but my gf said it's too European (read: that's boring apparently)
>>57988629
>>57988648
>there are actually 2 (TWO) slovenes in /int/ now
holy sheit that's like half of your population browsing /int/ at this very moment
>>57988745
hahahaha
>>57988648
>dat Deseti brat reference
The single most overlooked Slovenian movie in all of history desu
>>57988740
leave you gf in the UK and come to my place for a beer or two
>>57988745
>his whole country shares an IP
wew
>>57988740
Sorry to hear we're too Aryan (the word comes from Slovene, btw) for your gf.
>>57988976
>>57989006
Well I'm a racist apparently.
The only person I can relate my Slovene feels to is my Slovenian language teacher in Lithuania. Actually Slovenia-Baltic friendship is a real thing, at least if I guage by the baltic tourists I your cuntry. You even have Švyturys in your country! God's country!
t. I'M drunk and rambling but still mean what I said
>>57989570
>my Slovenian language teacher
do tell more
>>57989570
>Slovenia-Baltic friendship is a real thing
got you covered there, bra.
>>57989699
She works for University of Ljubljana but has a strategic exchange with Vilnius University for half of every year. Other than lithuanians for her Slovene langauge classes (held in English) it was only me and one guy from Austria. She embodied what I love about Slovenia though: that Italian cosiness and joie de vivre but with that germanic ordnüng all the same.
>>57989570
>Slovenia-Baltic friendshio
It goes back to the time when our ancestors, the Veneti, helped the Balts overtake Troy, the city on the coast of the Baltic Sea that a Macedonian named Homer later wrote several stories about.
>>57990136
>Rozprosene przez ... na celem swiecia, nawet na odleglych planetach, WAS NIE ZAPOMINAM
wtf is this really Slovene?
>>57990136
>that text
>manly tears
>>57989570
>Actually Slovenia-Baltic friendship is a real thing
I wouldn't mind if it were the case but I don't believe it is
>>57990549
Tikrai yra bro
Patikėk
>>57990549
I actually like you guys.
You seem like a like a northeren version of us.
Deprered and self hating but still doing ok for some reason.
>>57990895
What my Slovenian teacher said:
>Just now I see that you live in UK now ... I missed the track :) Do you like it? How long have you been living there? Yes, I"m still in Vilnius, but as I am employed at the University of Ljubljana, I usually spend 7 months here teaching and otherwise I'm in Slovenia working on projects at the University. But I have enough of Vilnius, so I would really like to go home full time and for good ... the problem is that I have a complicated contract with the University of Ljubljana and if I decide to give up teaching at the University of Vilnius, I will be jobless back home ... stupid contract, I know, but sometimes Slovenians and Lithuanians are so similar in making things complicated! :)
To be fair I worked in lithuania too and while I admire the work ethic (I really do), so many things pissed me off
>>57990895
Don't do that my brother.
Slovenes are cheeky cunts.
trst je nas
>>57992143
Sadly baring a new world war that will never happen,
I've gone for walks that are longer than Slovenia
>>57993036
sucked dicks*
>>57993347
I might be gay but i've never sucked a dick as small as yours
