>I wasn't born into a middle class white patriotic conservative US family
>Dad didn't play Baseball with me in the backyard
>I didn't go to prom
>Didn't eat 'za my stay-home mom made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngmX0LwuLo0
Feels terrible, guys
I know this feel Brudi
My parents divorced before I was age 1.
>I wasn't born in Croatia right before the Yugoslav Wars began
>mom and dad didn't emigrate with me to America to escape
>I didn't get to visit Zagreb later in my life on vacations
>I didn't grow up to be a 200cm tall Balkan hunk
>I never got to tell my friends about Balkan life and get attention for being an exotic foreigner
>I didn't ride the schoolbus every morning to get me out of the endless suburbs
>I didn't study at a giant high school with various clubs and groups I could join
Thats just not fair....
Yea sucks to be you OP, just keep sucking that syrian cock.
>>57971858
A-Are you an american jock? That would be great you know, because I always wanted to be bullied by one.
>German-made threads
So are you looking for American childhood stories?
>>57971115
>I didn't go to prom
You don't have prom? Do you guys have anything like it?
>>57971115
>>I wasn't born into a middle class white patriotic conservative US family
Yes
>>Dad didn't play Baseball with me in the backyard
No, he was either at with or with my siblings that he liked more
>>I didn't go to prom
No, I skipped both
>>Didn't eat 'za my stay-home mom made
Fuck yes, every single day
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngmX0LwuLo0
Lol
>Feels terrible, guys
Sorry
>>57974989
Not sure about the würst, but we have.
>>57971115
>I wasn't born into a middle class white patriotic conservative US family
Yes except for the patriotic part.
>Dad didn't play Baseball with me in the backyard
Yes.
Also playing 3 on 3 street hockey with enough kids to have line changes. The benches were coolers filled with bottled water and Capri Sun.
>I didn't go to prom
Yes. And homecoming and snowcoming.
>Didn't eat 'za my stay-home mom made
Yes. Homemade pizza dough and bread.
>>57971646
>I didn't ride the schoolbus every morning to get me out of the endless suburbs
Yes. In high school I would usually rid with friends though. When I was 17 I got a car so I could drive to school myself.
>I didn't study at a giant high school with various clubs and groups I could join
No. Not a giant high school. Total school population of ~600 with a graduating class of ~130. Such is life in a small city surrounded by larger ones in SE Michigan.
>>57971115
>I was born in California
>dad played baseball with me and took me to the beach all the time
>spent years skateboarding around town until sunset with my friends
>life was perfect
>and then my dad decided to cheat on my mom, they got divorced and we moved across the country
;-;
>>57971115
>Dad didn't play Baseball with me in the backyard
This.
Me and my dad played Tennis instead.
>>57980083
>hockey
>Michigan
Sounds cozy af
>>57980207
Be the better man
>be me
>gre up in 80's
>white/blonde hair/blue eyes
>American
>grew up in wealthy, suburban area
>had star at home mom
>sports-playing jock
>spent my youth playing outside in the woods with neighborhood kids
>plenty of bonfires, neighborhood parties, and barbeques
>later joined fraternity
I grew up in the perfect time/place
>>57983015
Also:
>had qt prom date and took her virginity
>conservative family
>father was businessman and played baseball with me
>had 2 dogs
>>57971115
>>57971646
damn I just realized that my childhood was a stereotype
except it was in canada
>I wasn't born into an upper middle class English family from the Home Counties
>granddad wasn't an army major who killed Zulus with his bare hands just for sport
>Father wasn't an eccentric high Anglican parson with an interest in entomology and a passion for Shakespeare
>I wasn't born with an aquiline nose, a prominent chin and wispy blonde hair
>I wasn't introduced to tweed early by Cousin Cyril on one of his bird-spotting expedition along country lanes in spring
>I didn't go to Oxford
>I didn't have a homosexual romance with a young Lord there
>I didn't get a lifetime invitation to one of the best men's clubs in London for being buggered by a Norman longsword
>I will never write a rather chatty history of 19th century doggerel poems of the urban Northwest
