Why do you love Germany and Germans?
>>57970730
I don't. I have no reason to
>>57970730
Because I am one and selfhating faggots are literally the cancer killing... everything.
Germans tell me why you prefer to use cash instead of cards, it's so inconvenient
Because we do have a history to be proud of pre-1914. We also contributed a shitton to the European identity via philosophy and arts.
We've taken a bit of a dip recently but we've recovered from much worse. Don't underestimate the eternal Kraut.
>>57970860
Cards are likely to get you in ball-crushing debt. That's not compatible with our financial autism.
>>57970860
banks have less control over you and its harder to follow your purchases
>>57970730
I feel ill when I hear that disgusting language and the faces of the speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH2lIxlYfDY
I'm not trolling or baiting, I want these motherfuckers EXTINCT like the dodo bird.
>>57971027
>>57970730
>>57970942
holy shit, you're just like us
>The look on Anglo tourists' faces when they find out that many Japanese restaurants don't accept CCs.
Tell me best ally, when was your train delayed most recently?
Nooo
because the west and the south is Catholic
>>57971027
>disgusting language and the faces
>finland
>>57971027
Agreed.
Once Germany or France falls the rest of us will wake up.
>>57970942
Can you not use debit cards?
das künftige 17. Bundesland reporting in
>>57970730
I don't, but Austrians are great - they're so much better
>>57970730
>Why do you love Germany and Germans?
I'll start liking the Germans once they stop being self-loathing cucks. Right now they're too much like us to be likable.
>>57971522
Austrians started both world wars
>>57970730
I like Britain better tbqh. At least the Brits know how to make good beer, unlike the germs
>>57971027
>skim through the video
>nigger with german woman
Of Course they had to include race mixing.
>>57970730
Their
>remarkable industry and industriousness
>their compelling literature and philosophical legacy
>their integrity in adjudicating (besides immigration of course)
>their commitment to perfection
>their immense historical value
>their protection of their culture and language
>their superior education with incorporation of the global lingua franca, English
>their national footballing team's capacity to retain dominance and continually produce prodigious talent
>their calm, collected, approach to the analysis of the most minute subject
>their assumption of leadership during trying times...
Yep, there are quite ok when not invading
>>57971522
FUCKING THIS
Austrians are superior to Pr*ssian scum in every way. Wish 1866 had never happened desu. Fuck B*smarck, Germany should've been united under Austrian rule.
>>57971663
Based Sudan
Greatest ally
goat fetish porn
>>57971764
Now you're getting united under Arabian rule, that's kinda the same, right?
>>57971655
I thought there were several mixed couples but I don't want to watch it again to confirm.
>>57971875
No my Norwegian friend. Austrians have contributed a lot to European culture. Pr*ssians are militaristic chimps who were solely responsible for WW1. Have you ever heard of a Prussian Mozart or Beethoven? Of course not. Before you respond in memes, Beethoven was Austrian by choice.
Because I want a qt Bavarian gf that wears a dirndl an sings me songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX7NdtZZSio
>>57970942
Just use debit
>>57970730
I hate germany. Searching for a better place
>>57972075
Come here then Nige. Our women love Anglos. Make sure to speak broken German with a heavy English accent. Also, if you're not English you're shit out of luck We don't care about Scotts, the Welsh or the Irish.
>>57972130
Hating one's own homeland should be classified as a mental disorder to be honest.
>>57972138
De fuck?
I have never heard a England-boo. Ireland-boos on the other hand...
>>57972421
I heard Bomber Harris has a big fanclub in Germany
>>57970860
Cash = freedom and convenience
>>57972412
Name me one positive thing about germany. Germans are whiny, self-loathing, unhygienic people
>>57972513
Wanna be my friend?
t. anti-leftist, non-autistic, well-built, hygienic german
Well might be a bit autistic, I post on /int/.
>>57972594
You seem desperate to be honest
>>57972670
That's sad.
>>57972421
You're not Bavarian then. Plenty of Englandboos around here. February 1945 best month of my life
>>57972858
What is sad. That you are depserate or that I don't want to be your friend
All the germans I've met have always been very nice. One guy was a bit too keen about the idea of a federalised europe but otherwise very nice.
Because they are great people that really feel sorry about the past, even though they were not related to it, they are punctual, respectful, educated, and, let's face it, attractive. A lot of countries need learn from Germany.
>never spoken to a german grill
>german friend got married and occasionally hear her in the background when we're playing vidya
>she sounds like a qt3.14
It makes me sad
>>57973078
Good for you. Most germans I know are assholes.
>>57973163
Have you ever been to germany ? You are just believing myths. "Germans are always on time and everything is clean". This is utter bullshit. They are not friendly people and the bureaucracy is in every part of the daily-life is giant.
>>57973180
I wish I had friends.
>>57970860
With cash you have better control of your money.
>>57973458
If you want them why don't you have them
>>57973458
We could be friends, but it would just lead into mutual disappointment
>>57972858
>You're not Bavarian then.
I actually am.
Still I have nobody ever heard someone saying something nice about England (maybe away from London which is Islamabad #2...) but know a good bunch of people that have a hardon for Ireland or even Scotland.
>>57973339
Nigger, have you ever been outside your basement/Germany?
Of course you can't eat food directly from the street and of course people (and even trains!) are late now and then, but compared to most other countries?
>>57970730
I acutally hate Germany and the Germans, but they're not as bad as Swedes or Belgians for example.
>>57973891
>Nigger, have you ever been outside your basement/Germany?
I'm not your nigger, Ahmed. Have you been in a german hospital ? I mean not just visiting some ill "relatives". I mean looking behind the scenes. Then you will know. Germans are a joke outside of germany. BER-Flughafen, Elbphilharmonie, all examples of german incompetence and corruption
>>57974052
Same here
LOVE German porn (love it)
I hate Germany because of Merkel.
>>57974604
Good. Destroy our country. We deserve it
I wish they'd stop being so autistic about money.
>>57974169
>Have you been in a german hospital ?
Yeah, was quite ok.
Ever been to a Russian hospital?
>BER-Flughafen, Elbphilharmonie, all examples of german incompetence and corruption
Nigger, I ask you again: have you ever been outside your basement?
>>57974891
You are a typical example of a germanfag, who believes in the german infrastucture and norms. In russia they would try to help the patient. In germany they would try to get rid of him, by shifting him somewhere else. And yeah, I've been out of my basement just today to answer you question,ahmed
>>57975223
>who believes in the german infrastucture and norms.
Of course I do. I have seen quite a bit of the world.
But yeah, keep selfhating you stuipid piece of leftist shit.
>>57973180
sovietwomble is it you?
>>57975769
>Believing that I'm left
Have fun getting enriched by ahmed. I am searching for a decent country
>>57975945
There are no decent countries free from shitskins
>>57971386
Je ne pensais pas te retrouver ici...
>>57970730
Because their women like to be enriched; also their flag is cool ¿there is a meaning in their colors?
>>57970730
I love them because they showed us how evil racism was
Nice language & interesting history.
>>57970730
if you say three heil hitlers ITT you may kiss dirndl heidi
>>57972513
How are they unhygienic?
I mean, the German girls go to bed quite fast but that's not unnecessarily unhygienic.
I was having a fwb relationship with a German grill a few months back. Great sex.
>>57972138
>We don't care about Scotts, the Welsh or the Irish.
Why not? They're all quite similar, and if Bavarian girls are Catholic and beer-drinking, Ireland seems like quite the match.
>>57972513
Fantastic history, culture, economy, in a country with tons to do and see. Excellent cuisine too.
>>57972973
>February 1945 best month of my life
Why?
Gürken-Sticks, Bier, Geile Leute
Ich will in Deutschland leben und ficki ficki machen
>>57971570
It was Archduke Ferdinand's fault for pulling his automobile device right in front of the path of that bullet, guilty guilty corpse.
>>57972138
>We don't care about Scotts, the Welsh or the Irish.
;_; I'm going to Bavaria next month.
>>57972421
My friend was in Germany before, he said Germans were cold until he spoke with an Irish accent because they thought he was English.
Is this actually a thing? I don't really like travellers anecdotes (native anecdotes are slightly less shit).
>>57974688
>Germans are supposed to be financially responsible
>no sovereign wealth fund
>spend your money importing welfare leeches instead
kek
The only Germany I cared about committed suicide trying to get more land even though it was already perfect
>>57970942
What about debit cards?
>>57990653
Sorry Paddy. Think of it as Stockholm Syndrome. The English fucked us good (Dresden and such) so now we're doomed to suck on their teat for eternity.
Perfidious albion works in mysterious ways, as I'm sure you know.
>>57970730
i don't
>>57994282
Don't you love Southern Germany at least? We dindu nuffin.
>>57994313
nope
>>57994313
Southern Germany is best Germany
