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Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド


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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>57956314

---Useful Links---

今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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/esp/
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>>57960805

画像、やっぱりかww
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中野梓
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これもかわいいけど桜はもう散ってしまった
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>>57960805
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>>57960805

...w-what's in the bag?
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>>57961094
Hopefully it's an engagement ring, but I can't be sure.
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>you wake up in your miserable jap life
>look out the window
>see this

how do you feel? faggot english teachers need not respond
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>>57961141
I would feel that's way more penis than I can handle at once.
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>>57961141
Britain stands with Japan, island nations unite
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>>57961125
That's one humongous diamond!
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>>57961176
Well maybe he wrapped it in shitloads of love letters to fool me
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>>57961176
アタシおっさんだけど、ちょっと欲しいわ…
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>>57961197
D'aw, that's actually pretty sweet.

>>57961225
本当に?重たそうと思いませんか?
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>>57961173
>Alice not Karen
this guy has good taste
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>>57961262
>重たそう
as 文鎮(;^ω^)
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>>57961270
>@
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@57961302
Its extra ホモスレedition
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@57961329

It's been empirically demonstrated that homo threads don't get trolled to shit as often as non homo threads do
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のどち○こ
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>>57961173
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>>57961329
嫌だ、超レズスレ版だよ。
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>>57961451
LEWD
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@いう間にもう夜だ
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>>57961483
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>>57961519
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>>57961550
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TasZaLqkylI
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>>57961141
"Damn, why someone keeps affixing the same humongous photo on the outside of window over and over. seriously I have nary an idea what drives him to climb all the way to the 12th floor!"
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>>57961262
>gayman: muh husbando, love letters, chu~
>D'aw, that's actually pretty sweet.

>straight man: waifu...
>Ugh, go away you creep, WTF? kys

Equality when?
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>>57961176
突如これ思い出した
https://middle-edge.jp/articles/I0002467
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いちいち構うなよ
日本人に反応してもらいたいって気持ちがぷんぷん伝わるんだが
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How do I get a Japanese friend?
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>>57961704
How do I get a Finnish friend?
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>>57961743
There's a stupid pun joke reply to it somewhere
Where are the Australians when we need them the most?
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あいからず雄くせえスレだな
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九州地方、雨はこれからのよう。
みんな気をつけてな。
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>>57962049
日本語を間違えてる。
イカ臭い、が正解。
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>>57962072
KAWASAKI _?
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>>57962079
避難勧告出まくってるらしいね。でも地方だと年配の人が多くて、避難するのも大変そうだよ。
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>>57962072
私も鷲掴みしたい
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>>57962108
yes
I'm also buying one this summer
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( ゚∀゚)o彡゜おっぱい!おっぱい!
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>>57962232
>buying a motorbike
Are you having your mid life crisis?
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>>57962072
なんだこれ
「ばくおん」かな
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>>57962232
For being broken by muslims?
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>>57962259
I live in the city. Why the fuck should I buy a car.

>>57962265
はい
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Why do you proxy/touristfags pretend to be Japanese? It's embarrassing.
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>>57962252
はい、どうぞ。
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>>57962370
They don't, gtfo stupid monkey.
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Who is your favorite dirty doujin author?
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>>57962370
This just in : Japanese people aren't real. It's just an island of tourists!
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>>57962370
I fucking hate that.
All my curiosity on what japanese ppl think and could share here with us ruined.
Fuck you all.
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>>57962390
どうしても、この子の黒乳首を思い出してしまうな
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ホモホモしいスレッド
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ガンダムみたい
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>>57962552
絶対禁止
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>>57962597
ほんとだ
カッコイイ
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>>57962370
Because it's fun.
t. real Japanese
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>>57962597
セクシーです
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Ahh... I'm cumming again, anon.
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http://www.billboard-japan.com/d_news/detail/36914

おめでとうBABYMETAL
おめでとう日本

やっと53年前にチャートインした「Sukiyaki」の後任が見つかったぞ! 坂本九、お疲れ様でした。これから、BABYMETALに日流の覚醒をまかせてください!
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>>57962712
>>57962597
Does this look good?
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baby metal = racist metal
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>>57962897
そいつらの快挙より、怖そうなベビメタのおっさんがなんだかんだで受け入れてる土壌と度量の方がめちゃくちゃ凄い
想像してみたらヤバくない?
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>>57963077
個人的にはこういうの好き
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>>57963106
「ヴオオオオオゆいちゃああああ」
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熊本大雨洪水雷注意報
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>>57963077
Z800 is my waifu
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What kinds of people listen to BabyMetal in Western countries? Lolicons/pedophiles?
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>>57963199
そういうことも想像したら凄いとこなんだけど、俺が彼らだったらまず聴きもしない。単純にそういう受け入れる隙間を作った彼らが凄い
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>>57963194
I like the UJM look, but I don't know anything about motorcycles and I doubt I'll ever get myself one.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hVUaAe4H4
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鉄のカタマリ
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I miss Japs in MotoGP :(
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まずはカツ丼から。
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>>57961014
左利き用?w
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>>57963380
>I doubt I'll ever get myself one.
Same here. I know how cool they are, but.
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続きまして、親子丼。
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>>57963534
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そして、天丼。
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>>57963825
外人殺しの画像だねw
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>>57963837
海老フライまじでやばい
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>>57963734
海鮮親子丼の方が好きだな
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>>57963996
its ebiten
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あなたたち、夕食に何を食べたのですか?
ぼくこれを食べました(カムは悪い、知っているKEK)。

>>57963625
>>57963734
>>57963837
あなたはすべてのことを食べましたか?嫉妬しています~
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>>57964100
海老フライと海老天ぷらは同じじゃないの?
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ふざけんな
こんな時間なのにお腹すいてきたじゃねーか
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>>57963996
>>57964100
yeah, not エビフライ。its エビ天(てんぷら)

>>57964020
これかい?
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>>57963837
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>>57964242
違うよ。海老天ぷらはパン粉使わないよ
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こういうのが評価される時代が来て欲しい

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvzuISRaGKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At2FdwQd4rI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alfBqzy6eFc
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>>57964185
卵のあんかけと味噌汁と枝豆と白米
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>>57964332
でも両方も作る時フライするじゃん
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>>57960805
Did you guys know that lightly insulting eachother is one of the sincerest forms of friendship in the west? Just as long as it's funny and isn't actually mean, like a joke.
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>>57964242
海老フライ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adLjNuZGxo8

海老天
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyZurLDaAEY
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I am going to cum. This is a war.
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>>57964185
美味しそう!!
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>>57964333
おしりを出した子 一等賞~
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>>57964457
両方フライしてるけど
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>>57964400
てんぷらはフリッターをイメージするといいかも。
海老フライは、コロッケとかトンカツみたいなイメージで。
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>>57964416
No. Because we're always serious.
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>>57964545
Would you be mad if we confuse you with Australians?
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>>57964545
ポテトチップスもフライドポテトも芋を油で揚げているけど違う料理でしょ?
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>>57964416
I can into banter but I have no friend to exchange some banter with
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>>57964677
No why?

>>57964691
ニュージランドで両方も”chips"と呼ぶよ
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海老天と海老フライを理解してくれないと、
カレーライスとハヤシライスの説明どうしよう・・・
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>>57964537
最近日本らしい歌を作る能力が低下している気がする
まあかわいい歌を日本っぽい歌に含むなら伸びていると言っていいかもいしれないが
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK3pgea_ZH8
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エビ天にタルタルソース
エビフライに天つゆ
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>>57964982
先生、逆では?
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>>57964385
それは快適です

>>57964496
KEK本当に?ペンネのコルテのパスタ、鶏胸肉の小さなチャンクとトマトソースの4スプーン、プラスぼくが残っていた様々なスライスした野菜を追加しまし
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>>57965127 (継続)
卵はあまりにも (忘れてた)
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>>57964416
>be American
>get shot
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>>57964333
良く分からんが、今はそういうのを悪口しちゃダメだと言うのか
それとも憧れて欲しいと言うのか
「評価」って少し意味不明です、私にとって
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>>57964760
ニュージーランドではポテトチップスはcrispsじゃないの?
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>>57965353
評価
"valuation"

評価する
generally mean "think good"
sometimes "Determine the value"
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>>57965353
この場合は”(世間に)良く思われて欲しい”、”人気が出て欲しい”の意味
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>>57965305
はい、その調子
>be nip
>get quaked

>>57965524
>>57965598
Right, I thought it might mean "I want an age where criticizing this is acceptable.". I know it's an unlikely meaning but it looked possible if the subject was a taboo like religion used to be.
Thank you
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よく見かけるmemeってどういう意味?
遺伝子に記録されない文化云々じゃないだろうし…
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>>57965127
>KEK本当に?

はい。Italy飯は、適当でも美味しく見える!
ペンネとチーズかトマトソースだけでも極上ですよ!
ペンネアラビアータって言うやつ?
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>>57965687
「ミーム」じゃなくて?
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Can you turn gay? I think I'm turning.
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>>57965813
そうだよ
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>>57965687
掲示板などで人気になるネタ
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>>57965687
>>57965877
I read that as 「よく見かけるmeme」って, instead of 良く見かける「meme」って.
No wonder I was confused.
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>>57965514
crispsは全然言うわない
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I want to eat English walkers potatochips
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>>57965851
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>>57965985
he isn't cute enough, so I'm not attracted
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>>57965962
そうなの?知らなかったわん( ゚Д゚)
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>>57965969
I dont know that, but I'll never trust the country made trash meal like baked beens. That tasts horrible.
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>>57966410
>trash meal like baked beens
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>>57966501
That is just sheep's feed tier.
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>>57965851
Why?
Couldn't you get a gf?
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14 year old Japanese school girl.
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I'm tunrning a gay, too.
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>>57966973
>>57965851
Are you virgins? (*´з`)
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>>57965687
I'll give you
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I've already turned a gay
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お前らはもう、ホモになっている
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>>57966873
You are girly enough for me.
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There is an old crazy guy in front of my house with people from the nursing home. He is asking for HELP and trying to hit the nurse with his knobstick
He doesn't want to go back to the retirement home.
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>>57967409
Invite him to your home!
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>>57967263
>- Lives in front of a nursing home
Line saved to The F's whereabouts.txt
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>>57967401
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>>57967409
I wonder where else he could go...
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>>57967528
rape.txt
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>>57967695
>rape.txt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34otEZ_KR8
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>>57965781
>ペンネとチーズかトマトソースだけでも極上ですよ!
同意する。豚肉のパンチェッタとそれもマグニチュードおいしくです。
>ペンネアラビアータって言うやつ?
アラビアータこれも好き。
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>
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>>57968468
Wtf it is just Ukrainian CAЛO.
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>>57968597
it's similar but there's much less fat in it, still fatty though, that's why it's good too.
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>>57968468
One of the most famous Italians here in Japan is called 'Girolamo Panchetta'.
Is it usual for Italians to have a family name like that?
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>>57968774
*Panzetta
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>>57968468
あかん、腹減ってきた
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>>57968774
kek yep some people have last names like that, girolamo on the other hand it's a rare first name, at least for me it's rare because I've never met anyone called like that, on tv too never seen any.
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morning musume = morning racism
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>>57968774
No, the most common last name in Italy is Rossi
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>>57969015
Peru = Shithole
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まゆゆはサマゴンを作ったことがある?
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>>57969103
>finland
pfff
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>>57968985
But still you can tell 'Girolamo' is an Italian name?

>>57969077
Does it mean 'red'?
There is also an Italian guy called 'Francesco Bellissimo' who appears on TV quite often. Many Italian family names seem pretty straightforward.
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私は考えていた...長いヘアスタイルを持つ任意の有名な男性はあるのですか?日本では

>>57969362
>But still you can tell 'Girolamo' is an Italian name?
I read it in books and stuff, I just haven't met or witnessed anyone with that name irl but yea it's definitely an italian name.
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>>57969618
not very fashionable nowadays though.
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>>57969735
>This tits.
She is okay to me.
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>>57969930
If you call him a she I understand why this thread pretend I'm a girl
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お前ら危機感もっともて、地震はまだ続いているんだぞ
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>>57969930
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>https://twitter.com/nhk_seikatsu/status/721284054289494017
170k people evaquated, where do you put so many people?
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>>57970006
関東だが、ママンからテントと寝袋を購入するように言われた(´・ω・`)
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>>57970006
しらねーよばかやろー
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>>57969930
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What does Japan think of Muslims? Me and my mother are going to Japan for 3 weeks. We are white but my mom wears a hidjab.
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>>57970399
No one would give a shit, just be respectful and you are totally fine.
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>>57970266
earthquake-resistant buildings like school and a government office.
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>>57970399
>We are white
>my mom wears a hidjab
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>>57970006
ちょっと阿蘇山の様子を見てくる
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>Preliminary 3.5 magnitude earthquake reported in Aso area of the Kumamoto Prefecture in Japan - TV Asahi

>午後11時54分ごろに熊本県阿蘇で震度4の地震がありました。
> 震源地は熊本県阿蘇地方で、地震の規模(マグニチュード)は3.5と推定されます。
> この地震による津波の心配はありません。

http://news.tv-asahi.co.jp/news_society/articles/000072790.html
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>>57970399
We don't hate muslims so much.
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>>57970399
Just put a hidjab on her hidjab and you should be fine.
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>>57969998
she is not she? O-okay, I must be tired.
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>>57970399
>hidjab
>white
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>>57970577
just keep in mind this is where their culture comes from:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/top-saudi-sheikh-issues-bizarre-5491142
https://twitter.com/VICE/status/718637578186936321
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I don't want to die
>>
I hope the U.S military sends assistance to Japan.
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>>57970878
Did you feel the earthquake? 3.5M >>57970570 If it's in your area, I recommend you go in some place without roof, or in a building that doesn't have many floors (1 or 2 floors max).
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>>57960805
Thanks for shitting up the daily Japanese thread on /a/, faggots. The threads over there look like the same autistic mess as these threads do here, thanks to your inspired "funposting".
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>>57970878
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>>57970909
I am waiting or those ospreys in okinawa to get into action.
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>>57970878
I hope you will be safe
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do you plan to have kids ?
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>>57962597
ダイオウグソクムシを思い出した
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how do i convince my gf to wear メード服?
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big dick
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>>57971197
小さなちんぽ
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>>57971175
>my gf
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>>57971348
puhrese ansaa za question
どうやって彼女にメード服を着させる?
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>>57971544
>彼女に
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この地震が落ち着いたら、俺結婚するんだ
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Hatsunemiku
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>>57971721
ご結婚おめでとうございます
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>normies
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>>57971721
you'll be fine
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Im 1.82 I feel If I have kid, he could be 1.90
but then whites would be around 2 - 2.10 cm average tall
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>>57970878
>I don't want to die
You will one day, sugarpuff. There ain't no getting around that.
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可愛い
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>>57971721
おめでとうございます

>>57971755
カラオケ?

>>57971791
>be american
>get shot
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>>57971721
無茶しやがって
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>>57971755
一人カラオケ中?
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>>57971755
あなたはこれを見ましたか?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnWmQifPkjg
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I can't read ni-hon-go but I like to imagine you're all saying like:
'ugguu senpai~ puttu itu in mai butte horu desu~ fufufu'
am I wrong???
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>>57972399
That's not even that far from reality.
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>>57972399
Do you love Japan?
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>>57972399
4u

うぐうぅ先輩、お尻の穴に入れてぇふふふ〜
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCSDZ_t9TN4&list=RD5IFDEdUDpw4&index=2
thread theme
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>>57972535
I love Japan and Japanese girls.
I am a big fan of 百合
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>>57972573
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>>57972573
>百合
まいにっが
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>>57972570
huahuahoo,huahuahee~
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不思議な光景だ
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>>57972854
Here comes another chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
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>>57970399
We don't hate them and can respect their religion, but for both of us, they shouldn't want to live in Japan. Because Japan is shinto and buddhism country. We don't want a holly war or conversion like Europa.
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>>57972399
Yep I always keep my randy boy pussy clean and wet for the day some random futa weeb girl demolishes me with her prodigious cock and makes me have a bun in the oven.
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>>57972854
まだ雨降ってない静岡も今日は冷えるからなあ。
雨・風邪の被災地はもっと冷えてるかもしれん。
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>>57972135
Don't say that, we just gotta figure out how to maintain cell reproduction, innit pal?
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>>57972573
>I am a big fan of 百合
Fuck off. No one likes yuri in Japan.
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>>57973403
This. Japan is a homo country. Bearded boys are the future!
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>>57973403
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>>57973403
Yes they do. Why do you lie?
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Can I pass off as a local japanese boy (im 6'2)

moshi moshi desu
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>>57973403
Some faggots are 百合 fan though. I think they are creepy though..
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>>57973653
Stop spreading filthy muslim culture m8
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>>57973692
I'm not creepy though. What color are your panties?
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>>57973661
is this you? very handsome
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>>57973661
Do you love Japan?
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>>57973653
But I think most of the Japanese even can't find 百合 attractive.. That's ewwwwwww
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>>57973755
You must be a homosexual.
There is no other reason to hate yuri.
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>>57973403
Lolwut? Even Japanese girls read and draw 百合 manga.
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>>57973786
Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum?
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>>57973839
I hate homosexuals how can I be one of them? Who loves yuri must be homosexual or muslim.
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>>57973812
japan very kawaii, very genki

>>57973791

Yeah it was during our school's "International Week".
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>>57973846
And most of people think it's creepy.
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>>57973661
この外人特有の6'2とかいう数字は何?
インチのこと言ってるの?何でcmで言わないの?
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>>57973902
>or muslim
They stone homos and girls who act independently though so lesbians would be doubly stoned.
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>>57973839
Please stop. You shouldn't be homophobe if you actually like Japanese culture.
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>>57973648
I liked lesbian porn when I was 14, these days it's just too weak for me when there's no dicks

>>57973881
W A S ist das?! Fickende Leute in meinem Garten?! Das darf nicht wahr sein!
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>>57973979

See this stats >>57973648
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>>57973962
6'2 feet is about 188.976cm. I'm 189cm.

Almost as tall as jojo.
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>>57973962
https://youtu.be/tg61NyJXS0w
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Godzilla
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>>57973979
I talked with Syrian refugee in Germany by LINE and he was a big fan of Japanese anime especially 百合.
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>>57974015
you should watch futanari.
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>>57973957
This. We allow them to do what they want because Japan is country of freedom, but we secretly look down on them, that's true.
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>>57973957
Muh, that's funny. My school was girls school, but there were 百合姫 at our library because many students want them lel. How old are you?
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>>57974151
What if those people secretly also look down on you?
What would it mean?
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>>57974147
I can't fap properly when I laugh about grossly over-sized dicks. As much as I enjoy cum, when I know it's fake it ruins everything.
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>>57974203
Most of sane people still think it's creepy. There are crazy and retarded people in any country, your school had just too many of them.
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>>57974203
コミック百合姫 or コミック百合姫S ??
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>>57974205
Normal people wouldn't look down on normal people. Homosexual is crazy, m8.
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>>57964269

うまい!
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>>57974339
コミック百合姫と単行本
BL漫画も人気で普通に皆んな読んでたww
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>>57974301
kek ikr I was watching futabu the other day but it's just too funny.
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>>57974203
>My school was girls school
Do you really think we're gonna all fall for that?
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>>57974325
Are you the BBAchan? Would you ever data a creep who openly watches Yuri?

>>57974385
Maybe those "normal people" are just looking for someone they can look down to, so they can feel better about themselves.
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せっ、せーんぱーい、

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32UbQ-pX4f4

ギャル語って、なんき喋りたい!

教えてくれない??
>>
>>57974205
That would be pretty pretty insane, unless they're looking down on people for looking down on people in which case it's just going to be hypocritical. Either way it doesn't work out.
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I don't hate yuri but I dislike people who say "I like yuri" in public at least.
別にそれ自体を不愉快には思わんけど、ツイッターとか見てるとそういうの好きな奴ってキチガイメンヘラが多いってのは目につく
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>>57974301
>As much as I enjoy cum
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>>57974507
>Would you ever data a creep who openly watches Yuri?
You can make an account on Twitter and you will easily notice most of creepy middle aged men love yuri.
>>
Do you have these kind of ducks in Japan?

They are cute
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>>57974457
うちの高校は県内で偏差値2位くらいだったけど、マンガは教養系以外一切なかったから、相当偏差値の低い高校だろうね
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>>57974554
So if they wouldn't want to be hypocritical while being true to their homosexual feelings, they'd have to accept being looked down and ascend to some enlightened state that accepts the diversity of feelings including repugnance.
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>>57974339
百合姫Sは超かわいい
>>
>>57974630
The population of most mudslime cuntries is very young though
>>
学校の図書館にそういう漫画が置いてあるとこってのは、どっちかっていうと教師たちの思想の問題だと思う
そういうのが「女性の解放」につながるとか勘違いしてる系のリベラル
偏差値で言えば40代くらいのとこだろう
>>
>>57974859
Of course you can find young creeps too.
>>
>>57974739
Kinda yeah, it's unfortunate but what can you do. You can't reproduce from anal sex, so people who are for the survival of humanity naturally feel they are traitors. I personally don't really care though, humanity won't be around forever either way.
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>>57974525
とりま、ここからで。
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>>57974859
>As much as I enjoy cum
>As much as I enjoy cum
>As much as I enjoy cum
>>
>>57974873

自分自身に話してるの?
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>>57974695
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>>57974981

あっざーす
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>>57974714
偏差値60前後の女子校だよ、必死過ぎるね。
>>
>>57974996
Calm down, I'm sure senpai noticed you the first time.
>>
>>57974981
激おこぷんぷん丸以上知らなかったw笑ろたw
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>>57975034
日本人はエスパーだから、日本語の掲示板ではアンカをつけないで返答するとかよく見られる
日本人なら誰に対する返信かってのは分かる
>>
>>57975111
え?あなたの方が必死に見えるけど
有名な卒業生とかいる?
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>>57975112
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I have decided that I like creeps from now on.

>>57974996
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>>57974695
Are you yuri norway anon?
>>
>>57975111
偏差値60以上の高校出てても英語で会話できないのかw
>>
>>57975218
無視してんのに必死で絡むなよ禿げ親父www
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>>57975271
私は女だが・・・あなたみたいに必死で女アピールとかはしてないけどね
>>
>>57974981
is japan more of a dog or cat country?
Or do you eat both?
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>>57975339
じゃあ、証拠を見せ合おう。タイムスタンプと女性だと分かる身体の一部をうpってみせて。
>>
女アピールはむしろ叩かれる
ってか変に絡まれる
>>
Muslims who went to Europe feel offended because Europeans don't understand muslims' lesbian fetish, then they start to think Japan is paradise for yuri fetish. But even in Japan, lesbian fetish is considered as creepy, go back to your own sandnigger land, mudslimes.
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>>57975386
Both, but netizens tend to be obsessed with the cat.
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birds > 他
https://youtu.be/e3V4XiKeylY
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>>57974695
There are a lot of ducks in a nearby park. it's always these flashy ones that catch my eyes.
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>>57975415
どうせパンツ屋あたりのキモオタだろ
>>
さっきYOUは何しに日本へのエピソードを見た
ブラジル人の超オタク女性がいた、彼女の日本語も結構アニメぶりだった、声が可愛くてしてみたそうと私より僕を使って「よね~・だよな」ばっかりえを言った
なんとか恥ずかしい
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>>57975515
dodge are nice
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>>57975567
>it's always these flashy ones that catch my eyes.
>tfw
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>>57975386
>>57975515
I mean the Japanese love both. I read news Europeans eat cat at Christmas btw.
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き、キャットファイトも百合になりますか?
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>>57975411
横だけど、お前気持ち悪いよ
>>
>>57975625
>>57975793
早く写真うpれパンツ
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>>57975567
they're like tiny ships of cuteness

>>57975759
You should check your sources more carefully. There's no such thing as a universal "European" anyway, too many different cultures to summarize.
>>
次スレは建てまーす
I will make a next thread
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>>57975923
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/30205410/stop-eating-cats-and-dogs-say-animal-rights-campaigners-in-switzerland
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>建てまーす
P屋が確実にいやがるなこのスレ
>>
次スレ
Next thread
>>57976064
>>57976064
>>57976064
>>57976064
>>
おっぱいがアップされると聞いてとんできました。
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>>57976086
パンツ屋は典型的な百合豚な
パンツ屋立ち入り禁止をつけたほうがよかったか
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>>57975567
Wow those are panache as fuck
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>This thread is for the discussion of the """language""", """culture""", """travel""", daily """life""", etc. of Japan.
>>
いつものBBAは自演が大好き
>>
>>57977974
「横だけど」が全然横になってない奴なwww
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