Why don't you ask her to tell you about her traditions, dumbass?

Jesus Christ how does someone this autistic even get a gf?

>>57958180
she is definitely incredibly ugly

>>57958198
Well she's an American Jew so that goes without saying.

Big noses and curly dark hair, blech.

>>57958180
I probably will, but I didn't think about it until now. I won't see her again until Wednesday (I'm not much of a texter).

>>57958198
>>57958226
She's not. And didn't even know she was Jewish until looked at her FB.

>>57958256
Yeah she is

If she's willing to acknowledge your existence, she must be repulsive

no foreskin
no vagine access

>>57958279
Why are you so mean?

>>57958308
Just being realistic

Jew, here.

Just ask her, man. It's not that fucking hard. Although I doubt you have anything to actually worry about, it's got to be said.

>>57958256
I'm just trying to understand your thought process of asking 4chan's /int/ instead of simply asking HER about her traditions and what her family does on them...

You'd think that would be your go-to... You'd think...

>>57958389
So how far do people tend to take the celebration?

>>57958434
>So how far do people tend to take the celebration?
They'll tie you up and suck your blood out in their neverending quest for fresh christian blood

>>57958395
This is the board for asking about other cultures. Why ask here instead of just asking her? Because I won't talk to her for 4 days and because /int/ can give a valuable perspective on my issue regardless. I'd probably still ask /int/. Maybe there's something I should know but wouldn't even consider.

>>57958434
If her family is religious, she'll be home on the first two days and the two last days of Pesach. The four days in-between, even religious people go to work, pretty much as normal.

If they're not that religious, she's probably going to be away for seder, and that's probably it.

>back in college, 2005ish
>friends with incredibly beautiful jewish girl
>had her number in case of school-related questions
>realize it's Easter Sunday
>call her (for the first time ever) to wish her a happy Passover
>I learn that Easter and Passover are not the same holidays nor do they occur on the same days of the year in the most awkward way possible
>basically hid from her until I graduated

Passover is easy. You just read along with the prayer book, say a prayer for the wine, and what each of the objects on the plate represents.

>tfw youngest in the family and always had to read the 4 questions

>>57957953
Her family wants your blood for the Matzo. Stay safe friend.

>>57958495
>/int/ and valuable in 1 sentence

>>57957953
Something about transforming to roaches and eating human children