>be american
>be so fat that you alter the rotational axis of the earth
>>57954489
>be poo peeland
>obsess about america
lmoa
>Be kiwi
>hairy and small
>>57954489
not too many years left on the america fat meme with so many countries set to overtake them
better run it into the ground
>>57954489
>>57954489
>be Jew Zealand
>spend $26 GORILLION dollars on a new flag
>you don't even adopt the flag
literally a meme country
>>57956923
thanks for bumping my thread
Ayyyy
Finna eat some pizza aha ha hahaha
Ayoooooooooooo
>>57956963
I hear you're one of the contenders Nigel
>>57957017
as are you
>>57957003
thanks for the (you)
>>57954489
>be from new zealand
>doesnt even have your own flag
not even a made up story