NEED a Bavarian gf edition
maisie
karen
Wish women wore Dirndls more often
yasuho
Janny
Nut
etc
>>57951212
Parliamentary banter best banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWeaLGealHQ [Embed]
>>57951311
Ok m8 ty
I'll have a couple drinks here and show up once everyone is drunk
*falls asleep*
>>57951361
Good luck friendo
Can't wait for all the memes when Boris becomes PM lads.
Imagine a world where dirndl slags were the norm
I'm 24 next month and I've never had a hf.
>>57951327
Agreed.
AYO WHO TF UP? SMASH DAT MF (You) BUTTON
think I might be the next dizzee rascal lads
>>57951604
Are you bonkers though? Can you speek innit?
>>57951472
hello yes im ahumn person
>tfw you listen to In Rainbow for the first time in several months
Fucking wew. Exquisite.
>>57951457
same but 28
Dead lads
Listening to 36 chambers lads
bollocks are knackered
>>57951305
u on the right haha
>>57951642
>tfw I'll never just die
Listening to Jew surfer drug addicts.
>>57951365
*yells at you*
ah yes so i've drunk 9 cans of beer and i'm still awake. can't even rely on booze to knock me out anymore. better dink more
>>57951688
Sit on them wrong or did you empty them?
deeply sad
>>57951769
What's wrong
interview next week lads
Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM
>>57951751
put some cable ties round the ball bag and properly battered them
>>57951793
Ahh you mad cunt.
For what porpoise?
Me in the middle
>>57951778
Everything goes wrong for me
>>57951872
Like what
>>57951836
bit of fun innit
Kinda embarrassing when we leak out into reality.
Fucked on the gear and can hear the birds singing after 22 hours of no sleep, need some soothing rain pattering against me window desu
>tfw gf is bavarian but with 0 tits
i hate meeting women in the winter with huge jackets, now her drndl looks like shit with no cleavage
>>57951908
>jf languages
>>57951962
>0 tits
does she have benis?
The birds are at it again lads
>>57951926
Fancied a wank tommorow but will have a micropenis from stimulant abuse, looked forward all week to it now it's all ruined
Got a spot on my arse
>>57951840
>dumbreland
>>57951926
good luck. smoked heroin once and still have cravings a year and a half later
>>57951963
I thought it was Krautlad lingo until a Mountaindew informed me it was his.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
Turkey is 1,000 times better than the United Kingdom.
>>57952036
t. Turkroach in yankland
>>57952036
Tell them that.
>>57952036
good post
>>57952036
Istanbul is nice
>literally no alcohol withdrawals until i attempt to sleep when the fun begins
why is this?
>>57952036
Very provocative. I see what you did there. Good show.
Oh shit lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36059463
Croatian Jews have held their own Holocaust commemoration at a World War Two death camp, in protest at what they say is government inaction in the face of surging neo-Nazi sentiment.
About 300 Jews went to Jasenovac a week ahead of the official ceremony.
Jewish association chief Ognjen Kraus said the snub was a warning to the new centre-right government, which took power in January.
Tens of thousands died at the camp known as the "Croatian Auschwitz".
browsin' the 'chon
>>57952128
Hat
going to have myself a small joint
>easter monday
List of things Hitler did wrong:
1. .....
*burns you at the stake*
>>57952184
Need one of those right now desu
Still buzzing
>>57952196
He didnt finish the job he started
lads, where on the political spectrum would you unironically place your ideology?
>>57951991
tell me about it lad
not slept in 3 weeks
wee
>>57952264
radical moderate
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36046323
>be gypos
>intentionally refuse to live in a fucking house like normal people
>whinge when the govt. punishes you for breaking the law
>>57952282
i said unironically
>>57952280
Dayyyuuuumm that thang snappin
>>57952264
I don't fit on the spectrum
>>57952264
Centre-Right when it comes to everyone else, moderate left when it comes to me and mine
When you think you're still sober but you start opening a new can when there's still a half full one there in front of you.
WEEE PBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBLOOMMMMMMMM
*shits self while hysterically laughing*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LADDSS
*sharts noxious fumes and debris into your face*
*swings away on the scaffolding like a monkey*
HAHAHAHAHA POOPOOO WEE EEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUMMY FORGOT TO CHANGE MY NAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chucks some shit into your gob as a parting shot*
If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
>>57952369
I've already got drunk, passed out on my couch, gone to bed and woken up with a hangover
And it's not even 5am. Shit's weird yo
I'm cold lads
Someone warn me up :c
Fucking stims lads
Hate this not sleeping business
>>57952435
that's why I don't touch stims
>>57952401
*douses you in petrol*
*unzips zippo*
>>57952401
ere have this
*farts in a plastic bag*
*pops it in your face*
>>57952400
I do that exact same shit much too often.
I ate today though so I've got a resistance.
>>57952264
Socially left on almost everything except the fact that I am a massive racist and centre right economically.
>>57952450
First time in a while
Forgot about this
Why is it always the posts from the colonies that are so cringey?
oh oh ah ah oa ah
oh oh ah ah oa ah
wait, I think we're on to something
we can't run from fate
but we can let it take us down this road
>>57952477
take a benzo lad
>>57952377
>Australia posting
hmm
>05:03
>>57952502
you tell me, colonycuck
HEY, SENPAI!!!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!?!?
>>57952264
In your politics I'm Republican but not Trump. He's there to guarantee Hillary wins. And it will.
In our politics I have beliefs that can't be pegged in any particular side. Shit is a little more complex, no offense.
>>57952517
Don't have any
>>57952547
Why so mad lad?
>>57952576
what makes you think I'm insane?
>>57952576
He did get you tho. He did.
Crying.
Wanking.
>>57952503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps
Shitting.
pooing
Weeing
>>57952641
>>57952642
>colonies trying to fit
sad
>>57952618
>>57952635
>>57952641
>>57952642
>>57952655
Thinking.
>>57952673
all me
Actually need to wee but it's far too cold
>He's there to guarantee Hillary wins. And it will.
What makes you sure candidates function like that?
Doing.
>>57952264
Anarcho-Monarchist
>>57952668
canada fucking ruins everything in /brit/
>>57952679
A do.
Whilst.
>>57952693
desu I think him debating Hillary would be pretty fantastic
and the whole republican party fighting him means if he wins that's an even better position for him
Sitting.
canyanks out
Need to pass out immediately
North americans out
real nigga hours are dead. white people killed them
me
>>57952787
>The Orient
>>57952788
And thots
How to stop thinking sad thoughts
>>57952827
Drink your sorrows away
*does another australiapost*
>>57952827
alcohol
Might have to go turn the heating on lmao
>>57952827
cannabis
How does this pic make you feel?
What the fuck is this captcha
hardest part about being a Bernie supporter is having to explain to everyone where you got the black kid saying "daddy"
>>57952879
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
What a beautiful fucking morning. Birds are whistling, sky is a deep dark blue threatening to be an amazing bright thing later in an hour or two. Shame I'll sleep through it.
>>57952840
>>57952869
I'm drunk now and it only made it worse
>>57952877
Makes me worse in a different direction
>>57952895
Classic Australian checking whether he's banned or not
>>57952952
go for a late night adventure walking around outside while drunk
>>57952895
I've learned clicking the edges isn't a win. Just the middle bits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht672-wYelc
Pls respond
*knocks you off your rocker*
>>57953049
hello lad how are you
>>57953051
Already off my bloody rocker mate
>>57952810
>>57952804
>A FUCKING LEAF!!?>!?!
>>57952879
You don't see that in adverts anymore.
>>57953081
Can't sleep desu but I really want to
How are you
would you let this cat lead your country, /brit/?
*drives you up the wall*
>>57953111
No, the tash needs to be above the lip
>>57953107
good, I'm going to eat something and go to bed
S O P H I E
O
P
H
I
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXdRl6Ml37I
>2016
>still being a bloody foreigner
Lying in bed feeling like a fucking starving African lads
Dunno whether I should just try and go sleep and sort myself in the morning or get up make something
Problem is I'm not sure whether sleep is possible at this level of hunger
Need your input lads
>light outside
why
Why didn't we get rid of Germany after the war?
Dunno how im gonna get home from this party tonight
>>57953197
Walk
leave merkel to me
i saw a woman in a hijab today. first one i've ever seen in my town. am i in danger?
>>57953218
Yes
I SAID I need your fucking input
Bunch of prick, the lot of ya
>>57953166
Go and throw some beans in the microwave and put some bread in the toaster now, if you're thinking about it.
You know you'll get up.
why the fuck do niggers always wear sunglasses in porn shoots
>>57953207
I live like 50 kilometres away though
>>57953197
>>57953250
how did you get there
>>57953250
Pull a slag and stay round hers
>>57953261
Im not there yet.
>>57953273
how are you going to get there
>>57953237
A Yank would wonder
>>57953237
>yank watching cuck porn
colour me surprised
i just realized my posts aren't very funny
>>57953291
Drive maybe not sure yet desu
>>57953264
Yeah probably not gonna happen
>>57953250
Run
did a cancuck just call me a yank
kek
What happened the Kanye West Bohemian Rhapsody cover Glastonbury vid with the million downvotes? Needed a laugh and now It's not there.
Fucking typical.
>>57953321
sleep in your car
Gonna try wanking
>>57953346
Na ill look like a proper wierdo might just have mummy dearest pick me up
>>57953358
Haha what a bender
>>57953383
all me alL mE thats literally all me right there allme if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about all me all me (chorus: ᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ All me
>>57953394
canadians are so funny and random haha XD
@57953395
Thailad sauna death when?
I wish budget thailad would fuck off. Does he not understand that there can only be one thailad?
>>57953430
I know right, he should fuck off and take the Judean People's Front with him
>>57953345
Fuck it. I'll listen to the glorious aids ridden Indian original cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teoG5yhV2RQ
>>57953235
Only went and gone and fucking don't ain't I
I just needed your words of encouragement
Cheers lad
>>57953442
You better not be from the People's Front of Judea
doing a keep the depression at bay
want to fuck a 14 year old
>alri lads
>>57953487
good post
>>57953487
Lewd
>>57953487
reported
>>57953467
Good lad. You'll feel better for it. That looks alright too.
Nice worktop and tiles btw.
>>57953478
huehuehue gib poutine s'il vous plait
je suis report yuo
>>57953487
I've fucked one lol
Disclaimer: I was also 14 at the time
>>57953487
too young lad at least 15
>>57953529
>I was also 14 at the time
no fun in that then is there
>>57953529
>I raped a little girl
>Dislaimer: i was old enough to be tried as an adult
>>57953489
who is this fucking massive slut
>>57953467
Never even touched a girls boob before
>>57953543
She's 2 weeks older than me so can't call me a nonce
>>57953550
boobs are great
57953574
fuck off. no one likes you, anime faggot. the only reason people reply to you is because they think you are thailad
>>57953516
Cheers senpai
Back in bed now, still a bit hungry but the main hole has been filled so should be able to sleep
Up at 10.30
>>57953548
Don't @ me yank
thailad is always behind on the memes
he shoudl really just kill himself
FACT: due to the introduction of high nutrition diets girls these days go through puberty much earler and begin menstruation as early as 12 years old
FACT: the only reasont why it isnot legal to fuck 14 years olds is because the social systems havent adjusted to the biuoloigical change in girls
FACT: it is perfectly acceptable to fuck 14 year olds
@7953574
He didn't reply to you, you fucking mug
He just made a post talking about you
>>57953641
Nonce
>>57953630
that's not thailad
>>57953653
fuck off
Thailad would bash budget thailad i reckon
>>57953650
don't feed the ornery Yank
Any chance of letting me go to sleep please body
>>57953641
>acceptable
But not legal.
This is the same argument druggies use and it makes as little sense there as it does here. You can rationalise your behaviour any way you want, but in the end you are still committing a crime. That you/I/society feels the law is unjust is irrelevant, you know it's illegal and do it anyway, and then whinge about being persecuted.
Everyone reading this post is a fucking nonce lol
And that includes me
how do you find meaning in life, /brit/?
>>57953685
you don't have anything that will put you to sleep? booze? pills?
>>57953682
Nah I like original thailad better but he's a frail nonce
Reckon bizzaro budget lad would give him a right kicking
Listening to the "chilled indietronica" Spotify playlist
It was previously named "6am comedown", which is relevant to my current situation
>>57953704
Through service to other and to God
>>57953704
Humour. That's all there really is.
>>57953713
Booze but don't really want to drink
No pills
>>57953692
jokes on you senpai i can't read
anyone else feel like this website has ruined your life?
wish id never discovered this place
>>57953757
>>57953721
Other thailad is just some teenager i think, thailad is a grown man also thailad would be furious that budget thailad is ruining his online reputation he would be like a pitbull
had a heavy one lads my last friend just left the party feel so alone haha
ps fuck my neighbhor lmao
>>57953757
I'm at a biker bar and a milf biker chick is hitting on me and some other biker dude said she's the wife of big al and that he'll come and beat my ass and I'm sitting here wondering what's about to happen next. I was even hitting on this milf she gravitated towards me and I can't get away from this. Some biker dude is getting the bad end of this as she's cucking him by bringing him cranberry juice while she sits with me and I never asked for this. She's taking a piss right now and I'm gonna get the fuck out of here before I get shanked and become a proverbial JUST
>>57953788
What were you doing bruv
>>57953444
>tfw it sounds better if you think someone else might be listening to it when you are
>>57953800
Fuck her then run for the hills lad
You will never have this opportunity to loae your virginity again
>>57953808
honestly mate just chatting shit and listening to popular songs you know how it is when everyone gets really drunk
would fucking batter janny
i'm gonna go get some cheese to eat
extra sharp cheddar
Degenerates unite
>>57953851
stop posting cats
>>57953868
'no'
>>57953875
>4. You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.
just had some oats boiled in water with a tsp of sugar lads
having mixed feelings about the experience tbqh
>>57953868
why should i
>>57953910
I didn't report you though....
good game kid, come back when you're not so green
>>57953803
>>57953819
>>57953850
All certified mongs
>>57953917
I hate you
