The heart and spirit of the Norwegian people lies in America
MUH HERITAGE
America is more Norwegian than Norway
You can't make this up
>>57949291
>tfw your cousin goes to norway so you think you're a norweigan-american
If it's anything like american-irish and german ancestry it's claimed at 4-5x the rate even demographically possible.
>>57949291
MUH
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URR
>>57949291
Also surprised Canada has the 2nd highest per capita norweigans after norway itself. I guess it's the love of snow, oil money and non-corrupt/kike government.
>>57949400
You are also more Jewish than Israel.
>>57949533
Jokes on u I'm a leaf
>>57949291
>netherlands not included
>Loosely estimated, some 10% of the population may have emigrated, in a period when the entire Norwegian population consisted of some 800,000 people.
>The emigration to the Netherlands was so devastating to the homelands that the Danish-Norwegian king issued penalties of death for emigration, but repeatedly had to issue amnesties for those willing to return, announced by posters in the streets of Amsterdam.
>>57950419
that doesn't count because you can't estimate how many dutch descend from those immigrants
>>57949291
we white now?
Why does Brazil have such huge amounts of people from weird unrelated places?
Americans Euromutts claim a million different ethnicities, this is nothing new
>>57952029
because government liked immigration and our image was "the tropical us, come here and you'll get free shit" and people like free shit
i studied with a guy whose grandmother was an ethnic hungarian who lived in yugoslavia.
>>57952029
Because we had a lot of free land and almost no people back then whyle Europeans were poor as fuck?
>>57952029
Because brazil is white and european
>>57952226
Keep telling yourself that mate
>>57949291
Minnesotan here can confirm.
Ohioan here, we have a lot of Krauts and Polish/Ukie folk in my area for whatever reason
Haven't even met a 'muh heritage' Norwegian in Ohio
>its a american heritage thread
>>57952266
With a population of 200 milliom, do you seriously believe they didnt got tons of people from all over the world?
>>57949433
how so?
>>57953367
It's about 315 million actually.
>>57953916
Does that count illegals?
>>57953975
yes its the closest estimate
>>57949291
Tanto says
>Nordmen a shit
>>57953916
I was talking about brazil
>>57950419
The union between Norway and Denmark was supposed to be equal, but over time norwegians ended up being threated like shit, so emigration was the only solution in the end.
>>57955957
It didnt get any better after the Napoleon war when Norway was forced into a union with SwedeN, Again we was threated like shit so in the end war was the only solution
>>57953456
>French
>Keltic
Wut.
This is still a very itneresting chart though. It rubs my autism the right way.
>>57956038
It didn't get any better in 1940.. Again we was threated like shit when nazis invaded, so in the end resistance was the only solution...
>>57953456
>Jews are Slavic
>>57956086
Genetically, we wuz gauls n shit, you know
What's so bad about Americans caring about heritage?
>>57949291
>Shetland and Orkney
Lmao, why not include all of Iceland while we're at it?
>>57956038
Sweden treated us like fucking KANGZ, you retard. We got our own constitution, flag, and got to keep all our wealth to finally develop our own cities. There's a reason we grew so massively in that single century. They even incorporated the union flag into their own to show true equality. Denmark-Norway was a fucking joke, but Sweden-Norway was a real union to the bone. All they demanded was for us to be under the same king as them. Of course, they were too soft with us, and let our nationalist movement go too far, thus resulting in independence.
>>57956089
>threated
>threated
>threated
Are you retarded?
>>57957892
Because most muh heritage americans use it to say they are a special snowflake to other americans while not giving a fuck the culture of their heritage country. It is literally that whole "American States got as much cultural differences as European Countries" thing again
>>57958669
t. Sven working in Oslo
>>57959137
>impliserer
Read up on history. Being handed to Sweden was the best thing to happen to us in over 400 years at that point in time. Maybe if Denmark didn't panic and damage control, we'd still have Greenland and the Faroes too.
>>57959137
Can confirm, you can tell by his sentence structure.
>Surname is Breivik
>>57949291
Norwegians? Fuck them. I want more Eurasians
>>57960969
I know a guy with Breivik as surname lmao
>>57960969
I know a guy named Breivik who lives in a street called Breivik
It's very common desu
>>57961407
>>57961547
I know, but I was bantered to oblivion here in Brazil.
>>57958669
>Sweden treated us like fucking KANGZ, you retard
no they didn't you fucking uneducated fool
>We got our own constitution
Because Britain said so
>>57964566
So what did the Swedes do that was so bad?
>>57964626
well, for starters they had their own special police harassment squad which harrased norwegian viminz
>>57964764
That sounds like something you made up on the spot
>>57964790
it's true anon, our fine viminz were harassed badly by evil swedes
>>57949291
I hate it when Norwegian Americans come here and they're like "howdy partner, where can i find the nearest lutefisk cafe"
>>57949533
Clever banter, my noir friend.
*Tips fedora*
>>57965025
>>57960416
Just wanted to say that Denmark is the superior Scandinavian cuntry
Also Huehues, do we even get immigration anymore? I want American immigration, none of that European bullshit
>>57949291
BRAZIL IS VIKING!
>>57965102
Yeah I hate it when people are genuinely nice and try to show appreciation for my culture as well. That really pisses me off.
>>57957892
Literally nothing, Euros just like to bitch about anything they can.
>>57965290
>>57965332
The problem is you say it like we should care and welcome you like brothers when you are not.
Don't claim to be something you are not.
>>57965102
First of all Americans with Norwegian ancestry wouldn't say "howdy partner" and second, what >>57965290 said.
Why are Euros so bitter? Sorry for being interested?
>>57965239
>Denmark is the superior
Tell one more, just one more
>>57965102
I'll take "things that never happen" for five riksdaler and a potato
>>57965422
Sounds like somebody's butthurt because his great great grandpa missed the boat
>>57949291
>500.000 norwegian ppl in brazil
Lol wut? Are they counting the tourists too?
>>57966099
yea i bet he hates living in norway
>>57966099
Rather live here in Norway,my ancestors were not cowards who could not handle the hard times.
Also the fact that you replied suggests that you are the butthurt one.
Wah wah please don.t say that we American are not Germans and Norwegians!
>>57966202
They eternal noregian is attracted to oil, so I'm not surprised.
>>57960969
>not attaching bp to post
>>57965239
Danes are Germans in denial. The only country that should controll Scandinavia is Sweden.
>>57960969
Nigga, my surname is Pecker.
Do you realize how shitty my school days where?
>>57965424
just joking, friend. we love tourists here, especially ones with local ancestors
>>57966951
>The only country that should controll Scandinavia is Sweden.
>>57966202
Well, they do count offsprings. So for example, if a Norwegian has a child with a Brazilian woman, the kid counts as Norwegian too.
>>57966966
>Do you realize how shitty my school days where?
Like a sign of things to come?
>>57966951
Go for it kalle
protip: funland is not part of scandinavia
>>57967069
>if a Norwegian has a child with a Brazilian woman, the kid counts as Norwegian too.
erm
>>57966966
Not really. Pecker doesn't mean shit in Portuguese.
>>57967221
Péca...como em pepéca...
You can't really blame them for trying to be white
>>57966951
>The only country that should controll Scandinavia is Sweden
>>57966951
lol no
>>57967752
>ching-chong eyes
>white
>>57968931
>Be SPAIN'ed
>Call nordics non-white
>>57969672
>ching
>chong
>eyes
You aren't Nordic anyway, you're just edgy Germans.
>>57969874
I would rather be germanic than a spanitard anon.
>>57970245
I'd take either over being a Nordic mongoloid.
>>57970290
You just told me I wasn't nordic spanon. Can't you make up your mind
>>57970386
AFAIK, I never said you were Nordic.
I thought Germans spoke English well?
>>57970483
You're quite right. You're remarkably intelligent spaniard.
>>57970576
Why did you bomb the communists in my country?
>>57970576
>>57970483
Hallo!
Alles in Ordnung hier?
>>57970689
Ja, Alles ist gut, mein Führer.
>>57949291
How did this happen? did Norway have a herring famine at some point in their past?
>>57967279
Your friends were retarded and you a pussy
>>57949291
>Shetland
>>57970751
Sehr gut.
Weitermachen!
>>57970644
We had to try out our new fancy gear and tactics in preparation for WW2.
>>57966346
When will this meme that the Nordic countries are some sort of paradise end? Norway has a terrible climate, tiny population so absolutely nothing to do, it's capital is the worst out of the Nordics and everything is ridiculously expensive. The only thing it has going for it is the pretty nature and women.
>>57970835
Well there is the god tier HDI, civil liberties, no corruption, nice buildings and capitals that don't smell like an indian baby whose diaper the pollacks forgot to change which is to say that London isn't a city in Scandinavia
>>57952029
They got a ton of european immigrants, though not as many as the US of course.
>>57970835
>Norway has a terrible climate
Says a gloomy rainy brit
>it's capital is the worst
It's not that bad
