Tell me what defines your country
For Slovakia it's individuality, diversity (there's a great variance between regions), vitality and ingenuity
>>57918568
Richard Sulik is wise
You have a Nazi Party with 15%
Beautiful country
No shitskins
Pretty based
>Sulik
the great people
>>57918622
>15%
its 8
>No shitskins
Gypsies
>Richard Sulik is wise
kek
>>57918622
Thanks. I like our nature too
It's a bit more tricky when it comes to politics
>>57918728
And a similar Party has 7% so I count them together
>>57918761
There is no party similiar to LSNS
>>57918781
Just let's not talk about politics
For once
>>57918568
>individuality, diversity (there's a great variance between regions), vitality and ingenuity
literally every patriotic person in the world could say that about their own cunt
Political fanatism, hatred towards West and Europe, harsh climate, diversity (many nations and religions), collectivism.
>>57918568
Why Slovakia has so few metal bands?
>>57918952
because rap is national music
Is it true that it is a Slovakian custom that, on Easter Monday, men soak women with water and/or throw them into the river? And then the girls have to come round and give them alcohol and money to thank them for doing it? This is what the tour guide in Bratislava told me, but I don't know if it was just an unrealistic fun meme for the tourists. If it is real, is it common throughout the country or just in certain parts?
>>57918839
Good, because we hate you too.
>>57919115
yes, and its tradition in czech republic aswell.
Throwing into river is bit extreme usually its just bucket of water and then you whip them with stick for good health and fertility. They give you money/candy/alcohol/eggs for that.
>>57919115
Like a lot of other things in Slovakia, a custom taken from Hungarians.
>>57919219
It's an old pagan tradition from times when your ancestors were still getting fucked by their ugly horses in mongolia
>>57918568
Feeling of emptiness
Soullessness
Lack of hope for the future
These are the traits shared by all Poles
>>57919275
I am so offended now. Wow.
>>57919115
It's common in the North and East
In other parts of the country we spank their asses with a whip made from willow (it's only symbolical ofc)
Drinking part is the same
>>57918568
Gypsies.
Foreigners swimming in our excrements on the sea side.
>>57919219
>>57919306
Some Slovak nationalists just can't handle the bantz
>>57919188
>>57919335
Further proof that Czechoslovakia is the best country in Europe.
>>57919219
Like a lot of other things it is a Slavic trait taken by Hungarians.
Poor cultureless mongols
>>57918568
Freedom, morality, diversity, wealth, excellence, independent thinking.
>>57918807
Yep, those are things that we think about ourselves
When you ask Slovaks about our they always start with negatives and only after that start listing positives
Being self-aware isn't bad imo
>>57919606
*ask Slovaks about our country
>>57919115
śmigus-dyngus is all over slav lands desu senpai
>>57919430
Why do you ex-soviet countries all have variations of the russian flag
>>57918568
your capital Ljubljana is awesome and I really love slavonski kulen
>>57919747
it happened before commies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Slavic_colors
>>57919747
a fuck you to germans
the food is literally the best.
>>57919747
they are slavic colors
Fiddle dee dee potatoes where teh fook is me pot o gold ah sure jaysus it does be anuddah famine, feck.
>>57918568
DONT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE IS A KNOWN SJW SHITPOSTER
>DONT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE IS A KNOWN SJW SHITPOSTER
DONT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE IS A KNOWN SJW SHITPOSTER
>DONT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE IS A KNOWN SJW SHITPOSTER
DONT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE IS A KNOWN SJW SHITPOSTER
>DONT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE IS A KNOWN SJW SHITPOSTER
>>57918622
This, Sulík is based af
>>57918568
>diversity between regions
Yeah, we have Bratislava and The Shitholes, great diversity
>>57921102
Yes, we have
Take just regional dialects for example
>>57920988
Are you having a stroke?
Am I saying something bad about Slovakia?
For Hungary it's individuality, diversity (there's a great variance between regions), vitality and ingenuity
>>57921298
There is one half-gypsy cuck from Slovakia on /pol/ who constantly post antifa and "Refugees welcome" posts, so I thought it's you.
>>57921383
thats me fám but i do it just to troll /pol/, and i dont even do it that often. unless there is another mutt blood shitposter
>>57921383
No, I'm not a half-Gypsy and I never post on /pol/
I am an antifascist though. You are merging several posters into one
I didn't make this tread, for another political shitstorm. Fuck off back to /pol/ or alokal if you want that
>>57920988 (Hitler'd)
ITS A ME, MAGIAN
>>57921559
>I am an antifascist though
kek
Do you go to those weird counterproductive protests?
>>57921305
For Poland it's it's individuality, diversity (there's a great variance between regions), vitality and ingenuity.
>>57921559
>I am an antifascist
No you are cuck
>>57921298
>regional dialects
I thought all dialects of Slovakian were still Slovakian though?
Is that really diverse? In the Netherlands we have Frisian which is actually related to English, Low Saxon which is actually related to Low German, and even Limbourgish which is considered by linguists to be a seperate Low Franconian Language.
>>57921920
yeah they are still slovakian, but the far east ones are really fkn hard to understand sometimes and may aswell be another language
>>57921809
and a sheep, JIDF, freemason, faggot, pinko, commie, ZOG, w/e
>>57921990
Yes, glad you know that.
>>57918568
>Britain
>Perpetually grumpy, Self deprecating, Intelligent
>>57921920
It's really diverse due to a way Slovakia was settled by Slavic tribes
Even though Slovak is a West Slavic language, it has common features with the South Slavic group and the Eastern dialects have some overlap with the East Slavics. There's also a Rusyn minority in the East
>>57918995
>>57918952
yeh their hip hop scene is pretty fucking good.
>>57922818
Who do you like? My fav artist is Strapo.
>>57922952
I am not really into the new wave aggressive hip hop.
but fuck man, can I listen to Kontrafakt and old Rytmus (dont really follow him nowdays) and of course good ol' czech
PSH.
>>57921990
>>57921809
>>57921624
Daily reminder that any Slav who doesnt hate Nazis is a self-hating suicidal cuckass faggot.
I would save 1 drowning jew any day over 10 NSDAP pricks.
>>57923548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omL6LXxBgUg
this song is p good
>>57918568
>Poland has not yet perished,
>So long as we still live.
Pretty much these first words of our anthem.
>>57923692
FUck that sounds pretty fucking good, I like when Vladimir doesnt go "full artist" (like his newer albums)
Anti-nazi related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTcPd3gTYaE
>>57923548
>aggresive hiphop
what do you mean? Ektor? Pil C?
>>57920988
Based
>>57923770
actually thats pretty rad stuff to start of anthem with considering Polish history.
On the other hand always-comfortable, never genocided, last full on warring in 1620 Czechs
start anthem with "kde domov můj".
>>57923964
Pil C not really, but Ektor would fit it.
Well anything along lines of Řezník desu is just aggressive and I find no pleasure in listening to.
>>57923988
>>57920988
Double Hitler
too bad antifa came on visit
>>57924157
fashism =/= nazism,
Nazis back then were genocidal cunts with some complexes otherwise I dont know how they came up with Übermensch ideas.
(Hence Nietzsche writes about general alpha behaviour of Übermensch rather than "they gotta have like.... blue eyes and....
like blondes.. yeh I like blondes.")
Musolini fashism is aight with me.
>>57924343
>fashism
KEK
>>57918568
Being the best.
>>57924404
ah sorry I didnt check how it is written in eng. so I just went along with what sounded right to me.
Dont gas me for my mistakes pls, Pane Fašisto.
>>57924487
Don't worry, as long as you are Aryan, there is nothing you can be worried about :^)
>>57924139
Yes, it was at first athmen of polish legions in Italy in 1797 when there wasn't Poland on maps.
>lazy
>ignorant
>self-hating except in the summer and the world cup
>siesta
>leftist
>loud
>fiesta
>regional disputes (fuck catalonia)
>>57924531
>Slav
>Aryan
>>57924343
It's both shit
Arabs and Niggers are not human 2bh
>>57924531
as dark hair as it gets, I probably have some slovak blood in me.
Does the Czech sprudo have Jágr sestřih?
>>57924556
History of Poland is nothing short of action hero story.
Too bad we couldnt establish some West Slavic powerhouse Empire back in 1200's spanning from baltic to adriatic.
Czech anthem is from Fidlovačka, a comedic play.
which basically is:
>fuck germans
>good guy jew will help me get rid of germans
>now that german is gone I can finally go into the pub and drink beer
-The End-
rape and aids
Tea. Lots of it.
>>57925080
How is the war going on?
>>57924960
our is based on this folk song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEmHhNFrKAY
>>57925158
Pretty good, we established republic and executed royal family already.
>>57925080
oh Ive always had connected Azerbaijan and Irak with drug export.
>>57925185
that actually sounds good.
We gotta recreate Czechoslovakia again so Slovaks can finally have some relevant city (Prague) and Czechs can
safely roam Tatry again.
>>57925200
sweet
>>57925316
>azerbaijan
>exporting drugs
We barely have enought for ourselves.
>>57925185
sounds better than actual anthem... weird
>>57925185
It sounds almost like Serbian folk music with a hint of Russian. I'd expected to hear something closer to Slovenian music, since we share the name and all.
>>57929177
its funny that except general slav things we have almost nothing in common
Hey Slavs. Have you tried to learn any other slav language? How did it go? I have some serbian classmates and I'm considering to learn some more Serbian. Righ now I know just few words and small sentences like pushi kurac, jebem ti majku and so on.
>>57931278
yeah i tried learning czech it went pretty good
>>57931306
I had 4 english teachers at my school. All women from slovakia with czech husbands.
>>57931605
were they pretty
>>57931278
I can't really speak Serbo-Croatian, but I can watch their movies without subtitles and only the occasional misheard word.
>>57920988
I'm Polish and I can half read this
what are the easiest languages to learn for a Polish speaker?
>>57931968
Slovakian/Russian
>>57931780
3 of them were really pretty and busty. But last one . My current teacher is really slim. Small ass and small tities. :(((
>>57931876
Well my classmates told me that they can understand some of other balcan languages. How much they are similar to each other?
>>57931968
I can understand everything, but mostly only from context by way of similar prepositions or phrases.
>>57932197
Everything is just a bit different, assuring that you can just pick up the other language without some effort. Some examples:
Stairway
Slovene: stopnišče
Croatian: stepenište
Breakfast
S: zajtrk
C: zajutrak
Man
S: človek
C: čovjek
mother
S: mati
C: majka
theatre
S: gledališče
C: kazalište
And this basically applies to almost every word. It's really time-consuming to learn them all, so I just don't bother.
>>57932582
I know what you mean. Actually my mother is from Russia, so I can understand Russian. My father is from Czech rep. where we live. And my uncle is from Yugoslavia. ha ha. But exactly from Bosna. He also lives there. So I can get some influence from other different slavic languages but pure Serbian will be more useful. And because I want to work at my school as a teacher. I want to learn basics of Serbian language so I can talk to Serbian students.
>>57924531
>fucking slavs are pretending to be north Indian now
wtf
>>57932962
Serbian has a shitload of Middle Eastern loanwords that are present to a lesser degree in Croatian and not at all in Slovenian, which is why I prefer Croatian over Serbian. I can't be bothered to look up words I have no possible reference for all the damn time, such as kavez, đumbur, kula, barut, etc.
>>57933522
Yeah thats make a sence. Well I will try to learn it "hard" way and then I will ask one hot chick at are school which offering me tutoring of their language. She can speak czech very well. With exception of the same words. You can hear little bit of "balkan" accent. But who cares?
>>57918761
All Slovak parties are anti-immigrant, but one party is real nazi-party talking slogans against "gypsy parasites" ale preying "white day" on nazi demonstrations.
>>57936979
>Gypsy
>human
Wew lad
>>57937098
> Germans
> Superior
>>57918568
same here
>>57920988
>Jozef Tiso najlepší slovenský prezident
>Levitikus 20:13
my sides have left the galaxy
