New Risk game, my first one OPing so don\t be cunts
OP is playing
your trip is your nation\s name, i haven't got the time to remember all your edgyness
>>57906976
starting with 10 T\s each so things move faster
keep track of your bonus and alliences and NAPs in your name or i will not count it
if you are cought using a larger bonus than you have your bonus will not be counted for 2 rounds, i don\t care if it was a mistake
>>57906976
I'll take Greece OP
Blue
The Byzantine Empire
>>57907014
forgot my trip
>>57907037
added
welcome on board
>>57907046
Try not to suicide your own post ok OP LOL
>>57906976
Saudi Arabia
Whatever colour
Name to follow shortly
>>57907114
people better fucking join because i\ve got a fucktone of coffee in me and need something to do
>>57907157
People always join risk and ALSO JOIN RIGHT NEXT TO ME AHHHH
>>57907148
name
>>57907157
stick an advert in pol
>>57907185
already did
>>57906976
progress
3 players so far, starting at 5
>>57906976
>SpiderKing
>Yellow
>France
>>57907229
Fill greek Europa
>>57907281
>starting at 5
are you blind leaf?
>>57907273
added
>>57907229
Dark Red
Rome
The Second Legion of Rome
Oy is this still going?
It would greatly please me if I could:
>Hitlerian youth
>whatever color remains
>in the Caucasus
>>57906976
ROLL NIGGAS ROLL
Rolling to fill finland and spill into Norgay
>>57907229
>Fuck
>India
>Brown haha
>>57907370
Fill Saudi Arabia and Yemen
>>57907289
Does the text expire OP or what im doing other shit too
>>57907371
added, you can roll for this turn
>>57907370
Fill Pakistan
>>57907370
Fill northern Greece
>>57907370
Großgermaniums
Cyan
Eastern Germany
>>57907370
Acquire the southern Italian territories; make way to Tunisia
>>57907387
spills
>>57907388
what? also wasted dubs
If ever it's been considered that I've been added, then:
>slowly going north next to the Caspian sea.
Would the great (Jeremy?) Corbyn be willing to NAP with me?
>>57907457
Towards Iran
>>57907471
Oh oops, I'm Hitlerian youth lad.
>>57907457
I was responding to the can you read LEAF post.
I posted so I could leave that and get doing what im doing outside of this and not worry.
>>57907471
Give me Iran and I won't have a problem with an NAP
>>57907387
NAP? I'll stay east of the Caspian and you can have Iran, as long as you stay out of India
>>57907532
lmao what
>>57907559
What do you mean what?
>>57907520
I'd planned to only overcome the Russian steppes anyways, so have your fun in Iran. After all, I know that to be rightful Corbyn clay because Brits once held the region through the Anglo-Iranian oil company.
Glad to know you on my side, and not against me :D.
>>57907608
I think you want noble Greece as an ally instead, the Byzantines remember.
>>57907608
>I'll give you this NAP and promise not to attack you
>10 turns later
>Lmao what was that about an NAP?
>>57907624
Yeah ok.
>>57907637
pardon?
>>57907660
>pardon?
Calm down
>>57907660
This Saudi has some nuts on em
>>57907697
I guess that's what you can expect from non-Canadians (^:
Vlad's probably crashed from all the coffee
>>57907370
Conquer France
>>57907370
>>57907709
Canada left the Empire, and all we had to do is ask nicely.
BRITS KEKED OUT OF EMPIRE THIS JUST IN
>>57907727
Dominate more of France
>>57907727
Fill in the rest of my precious germaniums
Also damn nigga update more often
>>57907727
Thanks :3.
>reach out to the north, and extend to Crimea if ever there are spills
>>57907734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhMse--cLw
>>57907727
Fill in Iran
>>57907727
Take Sri Lanka, spill North towards China.
>>57907727
The Legion marches across Tunisia and moves to set contact with Libya as well. Any natives found are to be enslaved or executed.
>>57907716
cutting it close, i\ll ad your roll
>>57907727
Fill northern Greece, capture Constantinople
>>57907765
Gahh I'm afraid I forgot my +3 bonus. Many apologies OP!
>>57907771
>>57907784
+2 bonus
>>57907836
>>57907877
>>57907784
forgot to add myself, rolling this turn to fill seden and go in the UK
>>57907784
I wanna roll into Belgium :D
>>57907898
Erm am I meant to roll once more, as you did publish a newer version for the map?
If so,
>extend north again.
>>57907942
YO WTF
>>57908023
Why is it always autists who roleplay as the Byzantine.
Hopefully not too late to join
>Hungarian Khanate
>Orange
>Hungary
>>57907784
pali is worth 17 from now on
>>57908064
Maybe its just you Anon
>>57908086
rolling to fill the UK and iceland
>>57908081
added
>>57908086
+1
Take Libya. Any extra territory is redirected to Italy
>>57908086
>invade Ukraine through Crimea :3
>>57908086
Fill out Grtmaniums and fill some of Denmark in as well if we've got left over clay
>>57908086
Spread into Asia
>>57907776
Yeah fuck it give me that NAP I can't be bothered anymore
>>57908086
Fill Pakistan, spill into China.
>>57908086
Okay. Fill more France.
>>57908086
Do I get a turn this round?
Expand into Slovakia
>>57908086
More Iran boss.
>>57908096
>>57908156
Just look how happy he in the UK anon, I feel happy just knowing he's there too.
>>57908148
NAP?
>>57908156
With all that's transpiring and nations being plopped up almost everywhere, shouldn't we further our friendship to being true allies?
Both Constantinople and India are headed for the common ground we both hold.
Dunno, I'll leave down it you and no rush in replying!
>>57908209
Oops
>>57908204
>>57908259
And I thought Germany was cucked
>>57908086
casual reminder that if you don\t put your bonus in your name i wont count it
also if you don't mention spills from now on i will nulify your spills as in they are gone
mupdates will be posted in intervals of 10 minutes or more
>>57908315
Fixed
>>57908086
mupdate
>>57908343
rolling to fill UK. ireland and spill into baltics
>>57908086
>>57908343
>British Egypt
>Cairo
>Gold
fill Egypt pls
>>57908343
Fill Pakistan then China and Nepal
Spill India.
>>57908343
>casually pursue overtaking Ukraine
Thanks!
>>57908305
>>57908343
More Iran famalam Spills to god the rest of the Saudi Arabian continent.
>>57908343
Fill Germany
>>57908369
NUKE
Do I have to use it this turn?
>>57908343
+3
Rolling to fill Algeria.
>>57908376
didn't know there were so many from Colombia tbqh
>>57908368
added
>>57908369
you get 1 nuke
not T\s this turn
>>57908343
Roll to Fill European-side of Greece, spills asian greece.
>>57908376
Oh no not 17,000 Rich Chinese million/billionares jesus christ leave the 800,000 cars for the rest of us you yellow devils!
When the UK votes to stay in the EU the floodgates will open from Calais and there will be more there coming in than Canada takes in for a whole year. ENJOY YA BONG
>>57908343
>te]
fill romania
>>57908343
Fill France spill Spain
>>57908485
And 15 000 millionaire Sri Lankans and 13 000 Pakistanis and oh dear...
>>57908433
dude for fucks sake you already filled greece, greece isn't the whole map, name a country
gonna fill balkans for you this turn
>>57908343
10 minutes sharp, am i good or what
rolling to fill ireland, iceland and baltics
>>57908510
Less than 30,000 a year? weeeeew ladddddssss
We also take the rich ones, as we dont have some faggots in Brussels calling our shots for us.
Brit bongs take in 330,000 per year, of that only 50% is from the EU and the rest are pure immigrants.
Also the UK is 3.5 more crowded than France, and France is a little bitch size country.
LAWLWLWLWLAWLWLWALWALL
Elbows up bongs get cozy
>>57908596
>proceed to invade all of Ukraine, and spills to be dedicated on invading bielorussia.
>>57908612
Keep trying son.
>>57908596
More Iran. Spill to The rest of the Saudi peninsula.
>>57908596
Well seeing as how people surrounded me on all sides, Anatolia it is boss fill that shit up spills into Europe.
>>57908596
Complete the annexation of Algeria, and send all remaining manpower to attaining the northern regions of Italy
>>57908632
I dont try to get dubs, the dubs find me.
UK fillin' up yall.
>>57908596
Fill pakistan and china and Nepal
>>57908612
Oy, what's with needlessly bashing France when your opponent's a Brit?
Watch it man.
>>57908596
Roll for France and Spain
>>57908596
fill Egypt and spill the Middle East.
also why is The Legate filled in?
>>57908693
The Uk can fit 41 times into Canada.
JUST SAYING
41x 330,000 = ?????
>>57908596
fill romania and moldovia
>>57908717
Fair enough then. And also might I enquire on what you intend? I can leave you Turkey if you want, but don't get in my way either.
>>57908737
spills, also add your fucking bonus THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM TELLING YOU GUYS
>>57908766
I have literally no where to go here, south, south east, south west, east and north are all full.
I have to go into turkey for now.
>>57908769
oops sorry lad
spills austria
>>57908697
>>57908596
fug forgot trip, soz op
>>57908799
Which I fully find legitimate. But again, no funny business with me or my crewman Corbyn.
>>57908737
You want an alliance seing as how im half way up your ass already?
>>57908891
Yeah sure lad lets sign an alliance
>>57908921
Deal
>>57908596
map is getting crowded, tables are quite even, war is brewing
rolling to fill baltics and poland
>>57908632
Allying time?
>>57908941
? Yeah alright I guess
>>57908939
More Iran. If British Arabia doesn't ass fuck me. Spills to Saudi Peninsula
>>57908939
Fill China and Nepal, then fill India.
>>57908939
Fill the Middle E, spills into Europe.
>>57908939
Well, keep filling France. Spill to Spain if any.
>>57908939
>seize what remains of Bielorussia and take my spills for my invasion of Kazahkstan.
>>57908962
>>57908939
>IF
no if's in this game!! this is for everyone never do this
>do x but if z then y
>>57908941
NAP?
>>57908986
Fuck fuck! I'm so sorry OP! I actually have +6 by now.
Hopefully you'll forgive my mishap.
>>57908939
expand British control into Israel and spill the rest of the ME.
theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLL1KxpYMA
>>57908939
+6
Roll the conquer the rest of native Italy and redirect overflow to Morocco
>>57909006
Gladly neighbor!
>>57908962
Thanks. It's been the trend amongst the cool kids recently to form alliances, so I wouldn't want you to be missing out, and neither I.
>>57909008
>>>
>>>
Putting lots of bright colors for my post to be heard.
So the African portion of the Legate just counts as 1 territory to capture, right? :P
>>57909118
looks like it.
>>57909118
NAP?
>>57908939
Fill Czech Republic
Spills go to slovenia, that one part of ukraine and switzerland
>>57909162
Sure
>>57908939
The german seems to be gone, he can now be claimed
rolling to finish poland and take denmark, spills into Russia
>>57909229
guys, move the fuck faster, i'm litteraly finishing the mupdate in 5/6 minutes and i have to wait for you, mupdates will now happen every 8 minutes
>>57909229
Take the Balkans, spill into ME
>>57909229
Fill Nepal then Kyrgyzstan then Uzbekistan. Spill into filling India
>>57909229
OP don't mean to call you out or anything, but you gave one Ukrainian territory to the Hungarian guy rather than me. It's one close to Moldova.
In any case,
>continue taking over Kazkakhstan and then the smaller countries beneath it.
>>57909229
+6
Aim to take the rest of italy, by aggressive means if necessary. Then move into Morocco
>>57909229
Finish off Iran, spills to the Saudi Peninsula.
>>57909292
Well thats an interesting roll
>>57909229
Finish off France and then spill Belgium
>>57909305
Fuck I have +9 bonus. I'm so sorry. This keep on happening.
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>>57909305
>then the smaller countries beneath it
Sorry, I just took them. I hope you're not attacking me.
>>57909229
>Israel is worth nothing
fuck
Fill Jordan.
>>57909372
Hmm, suppose not. Do your numbers ensure that you'll be able to take over each and every one of them?
OP, if it's as he says, then I suppose I'll just spill into Russia.
>>57909305
he rolled to take it to block you before you rolled to finish ukraine, you can ask him to give it to you or take it by force
>>57909229
Take over the germans, swore allegiance to Vlad and expand west
>>57909312
You should update your bonus
>>57909454
I'm still on +2 until Iran fills :(
>>57909427
Oh I thought that had been a mistake on your part, as I'd asked to only preoccupy myself with Bielorussia, ONLY once I'd fully taken over Ukraine. (>>57908626). But yeah whatever. Just a bit annoying. So I have no right to my +3 bonus?
>>57909489
And again, hate to sound pissed, but I've skimmed through his replies and never once has he explicitly stated that he wanted to occupy that small territory of mine.
>>57909549
Oh my bad : >>57909177
But again; this seems annoying as I made "invading ALL of Ukraine" one of my key terms.
>>57909489
OP is working his ass off here, could we not nit pick him super hard when Russia is wide open for you?
>>57909177
>>57909489
>that one part of ukraine
but yhea you did say to fill ukraine so i\m giving it to you and you can keep your bouns as it is
>>57909621
It's not about that. It's about whether I can rightfully bequeath myself the extra +3 bonus I would earn from owning Ukraine.
And don't worry that I'm not being empathetic enough. I've OPed several times before, but I'm trying to sort this out for him by taking on the detective work myself. Again OP, sorry for blowing this out of proportion. I would just want to know your thoughts.
>>57908939
sorry for the late mupdate, had to take a piss
if you see me make a mistake then please do signal it, i am only human nad it\s your right to a fair game
rolling to keep going into Germany
>>57909625
Thanks so much. I'm so sorry for having been this spergy over it, but it comes down to me not wanting to earn bonuses I don't deserve.
>>57909728
it\s cool, i don\t get mad over rightfull claims that are done without offense
>>57909697
Fill Belgium, spill into Netherlands.
>>57909697
Fill Balkans, spillover into the middle east.
>>57909697
Uzbekistan is the other one. Anyway fill Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan this turn.
>>57909697
>Tukmenistan please! And if spills take place, then allocate them to my occupation of Russia.
>>57909697
+10
Finish acquisition of Morocco. Begin marching the Legion into Spain
>>57909697
Fill Saudi peninsula.
>>57909753
You're one good OP! Yum yum :)
>>57909766
10 spills, attack? both you and corbyn are in Iraq
>>57909770
>>57909776
Redirect my roll from Turmen to Afghan please OP. Also fixed my bonus
>>57909820
if you make another game i will join
>>57909842
And spill goes into India
>>57909820
I have no choice but to assault Cor
>>57909776
turkmenistan taken, attack or go in russia?
>>57909861
Then I have none but to stand against you in later rolls.
>>57909697
invade Corbyn.
>>57909888
Yep I'm tired of you're shit anyway you fucking autistic frog.
God I can't stand your nit picking trash and constant updating just shut the fuck up for once.
>>57909882
Hmm might I change it entirely? Now that Constantinople has attacked my ally, I'll have to retaliate against him.
But if that's not allowed, then Russia!
>>57909907
k
(Please don't make me cry :c )
>>57909900
>00
All that work down the drain ;-;7
>>57909957
Every one of your posts makes me eyes bleed.
ERMAGHAGWD HOST MY BONUS IS WRONG LOOK HOST MY BONUS BONUS HOST LOOK ITS DIFFERET IM SO SORRY ITS DIFFERENT LOOK HOST OMG
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>>57909998
Hush now or Quebec revolts.
>>57909697
this one is gonna take a bit longer
>>57910054
Go red!
>>57910047
Good, take those wannabe Eurotrash with you.
Half your country is black anyway, not even worth joining.
>>57909979
think I might tug to some frozen porn tonight tbqh family.
but yea sozzers for annexing u no hard feelings right matey?
>>57910084
what happened to leafs being polite lol
did a moose nip ya or something
>>57910084
Good. That'll ease up our recruitment of hordes that we'll send at the gates of Canada.
It's not like Canadian troops are worthy of fighting against french troops, but just maybe if we send our Muslims against you, then the fight might a teeny bit fairer.
>>57910084
Are you still sore about those immigrant pictures? Calm down lad it was just a joke. Or are all Canadians this easily hurt.
>>57910170
I'll remember that the next time we save you in WW1 or WW2 or when you're race war burns down paris.
OH look heres the monument France jizzed over to us so hard that they actually gave us a chuck of their country they were so grateful.
AYYYY lmao
>>57909697
i made a big mistake and have to refill the whole map, half way done please be patient
>>57910296
Oh God
>>57910296
you're doin alright OP, have a rare willy as reward.
>>57910285
>saved you in WW1
Let's not either inflate the importance of your ancestor manning the Paschendaele pass. They only joined in the fun because the english government had promised each volunteer a government-paid home in England, and clearly almost volunteers wanted to escape Canada and flee to England. Too bad that the english government had to retract its promise when the war ended. Now you're stuck in a mess of a country that's laughed at almost ritualistically.
>WW2
Yeah no question there. Thanks.
>race war
Far more likely to occur in your country rather than ours first. But at least we'll win our war. What people don't remember is that any frenchman above 30, so basically most of those being white people, have undergone a military service. Theyll be prepared once shit hits the fan.
>>57910454
he's probably a chink, so he'll be on the winning side of the Canadian race war.
>>57910285
And be as it may, we might be gifting you small parts of our country, but you're still cucked out of Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon so everything's still fine and dandy for us.
>>57910454
Oh yeah right I forgot we didn't do anything in WW1 France just surrendered its land and built us a monument on it forever because they're cuck faggots and no other reason.
Thanks for clearing that up frog I was wondering.
The Canadian core did what both your trash countries couldent do combined, hence the monument.
Canada has Toronto and Vancouver as multi-kulti and Calgary a little bit. The rest is lilly white.
BEEN TO PARIS LATELY LOLWLWLWLW good luck defeating 60% of everyone in 15 years as France wont even be white anymore.
>>57910509
Oh makes sense. Hopefully a chink from the countries once ruled by France. That would explain the butthurt.
>>57910548
>>57910454
KEK FIGHT
>>57909697
sorry for offline take the remainder of bulgaria and serbia
>tfw Quebec becomes the Israel of the French in 2050
>>57910563
I bet I'm whiter than this fucking Algerian here
>>57909697
done refilling, mupdate in 5 minutes
>>57910548
>The rest is lilly white.
Sad stuff when you've been so far desensitized from seeing blacks, Muslims, chinks (and coming soon: Latinos xD if Trudeau is to keep his promises) that now an Inuit is something you consider lily white.
And yes I have been to Paris. Live there too. Half the people I resent being in my country are entrapped in 25% of the city. So basically, to kill off 50% of immigrants in France, you'd need only two swift napalm strikes in their buildings, and that's done for. You seem to forget that the military holds those access, and they're probably eager as fuck for a chance to do it.
t. have friends there and would know that the french military is racist as fuck
>>57910643
Let's do it. Let's both post our hands at 7:00 am NY time.
>>57910643
Canada is an Asian colony run by an SJW meme minister and filled to the brim with cancerous liberal redditors.
France is an African colony filled with angry frogs voting more and more right wing the more bullshit they have to put up with from the muzzies.
I'd say the frog has a better chance when the race war comes to be honest.
>>57910736
Asian hands don't really look very different to white hands.
>>57910626
A possibility. It's really something that'll be decided in the coming decade. Should the french take action, then there'll be no need. But come the worst and french still be reluctant to revolt, then Quebec probably will have to start building new buildings to house the exodus of the french.
>>57910672
>>57910602
there is no remainder
sorry for the long wait guys, i fucked up bad but now were on schedual
rolling to fill germany
>>57910736
that's in more than an hour though, the thread might be dead by then.
>>57910771
>>57910776
Where were you when New-Zealand became France's best allies. Based. New-Zealand truly is the successor to the british empire.
>>57910806
forgot belarus
>>57910810
Fuck. Isn't NY time that of France minus 6 hours. But in any case, we should have an agreed time.
>>57910710
Liberals made a lot of promises they won't keep at all.
Weed isn't legal yet, don't worry tho workin on it boys! They lied about their economic plan and debt they had, they have no idea what to do with either.
They are incompetent, although they do what to bring people in, which they fucked up by not making their own deadlines for that, twice.
They are useful idiots and will run everything into the ground, they will find a way to fuck up immigration like they do everything else. We just had 10 years of conservative rule and will likely have another 10 after the liberals get tossed out of office. In Canada we can call an election much sooner than 4 years, although it is uncommon.
France won't ever napalm their own cities and you can't deport anyone because you have colonies which make them cities of France later on.
You're fucked beyond belief and your capital is already lost to the barbarian hordes, the north is next with Calais and then when tourism shuts down you will really be on for the fun. I already know plenty of people who refuse to go to France anymore. Enjoy that turn of events you cucks earned it.
>>57910806
push the leaf out of Saudi Arabia, this is British territory now. Spill south.
>>57910806
Finish off the Netherlands and then strike Switzerland.
>>57910806
>>57910852
Fill India
Spill Invade Uzbekistan
>>57910858
Alliance brother?
>>57910852
Invade gibs me dat
>>57910877
8 spills
>>57910852
Kill the frogs, fuck off you kiwi you can talk to me about having Asians in my country lol are you kidding.
Look how the frog squirms and hug box allies everyone he can.
Hungary my only ally help me kill this fuck.
Attack through Greece, spillover facial on this frog.
>>57910854
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/new-york
don't worry frogs you can come here if the muzzies take over, croissants are my favourite food desu.
>>57910858
pali, do I get anything from that?
>>57910897
where's your trip senpai
>>57910911
Just keep pushing into orange I guess
>>57910806
+12
Complete Spain for the Empire.
Spills will go to the orange regions bordering east and south east
Ave
>>57910910
i already did, do you proceed and attack me?
>>57910978
Pretty sure he would attack the frogs
>>57910856
There's no point to arguing with one another on who the worst leader. From yesterday's events alone, I could digress on how Hollande has been France's worst leader, because he went on TV and the majority of his time there was him stuttering and mumbling incoherences to support that his reign hadn't been that much if a failure. But contrary to you, we won't have the luxury of reverting to conservatives just yet, because the youth is all grown up now and wants to show "mommy and daddy that I won't vote like you and be a mean capitalist". (1/2, need to get my rolls done).
>>57910997
i can\t make assumptions, only executions
>>57910943
80% of the asians are contained in Auckland, which needs to be razed anyway, and we have fuck all muzzies. We also have lots of militant racist maori fucks who can help purge the country when the time comes.
>>57910997
Pretty sure he would defend himself.
>>57910806
2 minutes till mupdate, everyone roll
Be mean to Constantinople and fuck his shit.
>>57911111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57911027
>>57910897
Apologies. Those were me.
>>57911111
quints, counting this as 30 since i forgot to edit the map for trips and over, next game i will, until then everything over dubs is 30
i also gave the legate 30 when he got trips
>>57911111
Witnessed
>>57911072
And we only get rich Asians who dot want to be noticed here, they keep to themselves.
Only Vancouver gets poor Asians as they have had a lot of them since the railroad ended there way back when, they sure as fuck couldn't afford to go back to China.
Everywhere else is just the richest 1% of China's elite who hide their money in Canada. Which is fine for the most part they do pay taxes and they make sure to not break the law as when they get back to China the Chinese will do a lot worse to them than we will.
They are literally tycoons who hide their kids in Canada for 6 months a year and then they go back, they almost never stay.
>>57911111
Oh quints are worth nothing.
>>57911111
Damn son.
I suppose that with those spills, I'll also have to be mean with Hungary.
>>57911111
noice
>>57911145
Suuuupa funnnhayyy
>>57911162
Fair enough!
>>57910852
war has started
>>57911237
Rolling to Invade Frace
>>57911169
Having rich asians is almost as bad as having poor asians, they buy shit tons of houses and farms, fucking the property market and giving them control over the dairy industry. At least that's what happens here and in Aussie.
I fucking hate chinks.
>>57911237
Keep my agressive stance against Constantinople and pray for trips.
