>oneitis is making me help her pick out lingerie so she can surprise chad
>i'm actually doing it
I have fucking failed as a man
oneitis to platonic is very easy
you just have to face reality sooner than later
Why don't you rape her but and pretend a dropbear did it
>>57904873
If you have a platonic friendship with a woman you're actually a homosexual
>>57904707
sounds hot desu
I'd pay a girl to "force" me to do this with her, but you get to do it for free. Lucky guy!
>>57904921
then don't be her friend
>>57904707
JESUS FUCK
never ever do this, anon RESIT
youre better than this, you dont fucking need her, shes shit! once you ignore her she'll get all mad and upset that youve moved on! BE FREE MAN, BE FUCKING FREE
>>57904948
I'm not. It would never be sincere
>>57904707
Start buying his condoms and cockrings too while you're at it. She might let you watch one day.
>having an oneitis
O think most Australians shitpost because they are ruined inside, like Canadians
>>57904707
Just jump into a spider pit
>>57905132
you'll make it bruv, just avoid bridges and the highway,a and tall buildings
>>57904707
Well OP.....make sure to choose the ugliest ones
