What do you know about: Paraguay?
first of all it's fucking useless
paraGUEY
Started off with ultra left wing dictator, then it a had a war where it last almost it entire male population, a few nazi's and australians both settled there to try and set up utopian societies, they had a dictator in recent times, they speak the native language as well as spanish
>>57903932
correct
>>57903939
chicano
>>57903981
>ultra left wing dictator
he was left wing before left wing was even created *thick eyeglasses*
he based his state philosophy on written works by the french revolutionaries
the rest is correct
>>57903902
Never heard of it
Guarani
Francisco Solano Lopez
Itaipu Dam
Triple Alliance
Shit hole
>>57904048
callese hombre horrible
>>57904071
correct
>>57904098
Resentido estamos :^)
Este es el comienzo de una gran enemistad
>>57903902
Got into a war with both uruguay, argentina and brazil and got its shit fucked up
They speak guarani as much as spanish
Lots of dictators
One of them (Augusto Roa Bastos) wrote I, The Supreme which is a masterpiece
>>57904178
me on the left
>>57904253
>Lots of dictators
nah just like 4, the rest was democratically elected
>>57903902
I don't know anything about Paraguay but I know that OP is gay.
ParaguANO
>>57903902
Every electronics from mercadolivre.com or general stores comes from there since they don't have taxes for imports
>>57904320
Liberal? Nooooooo jajaja esto lo explica todo
>>57904382
It's beautiful to know your country's name doesn't end with "Ano"
>paraGAY
>>57904440
quépa vas a decir curepa. nde Carmiño Masi
>>57904444
me on the far left
>>57904444
good quadruple
>>57903902
I know its fairly indigenous desu. Are there even any Europeans or Africans there? I don't know. Las Pampas. It's landlocked just like Bolivia, but Bolivia is the one that gets all the shit for being landlocked. I still don't quite understand the "-guay" suffix in Paraguay and Uruguay. I wonder what it means
>>57904513
it means gay huehue
Weren't they desperate for immigrants after the war but barely anyone came?
>>57904405
partially correct
>>57904493
WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>>57904513
>its fairly indigenous
brotip: just because we have injun stuff as our Landesidentität doesn't mean we're injun. we're very mixed, beyond the definition of mestizo (spaniard + injun)
>Are there even any Europeans or Africans there?
barely any, euro colonies are like 5% of the total population of 6.7 million
>I wonder what it means
"river of". it's another injun word
Brasil has several "guaia", "gua" or "nagua" towns meaning the same
>>57904574
>but barely anyone came?
wutcha talking about Wills? lots came for free lands and free (widow) chicks
>Paraguay is the fourth-largest soybean producer in the world, second-largest producer of stevia, second-largest producer of tung oil, sixth-largest exporter of corn, tenth-largest exporter of wheat and 8th largest exporter of beef.
How does this tiny af country produce so much
>>57904695
it's as big as California
it's a matter of comparison, we're surrounded by bigger countries
>>57904695
they get based Brazilian farmers who bring all the high-tech soybean production to them.
not memeing
>>57904695
Paraguayan work ethic
>>57904695
> ameridumb education
>>57904986
the panaMAD
>>57903902
You can fuck travesties for 10.000 guaranís
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTLXbo0FsRA
>>57904995
mierda, *can't
>>57904892
yeah there's no need to hide it
the soybean is from brazilians, the electronics are from chinese, and the cheese and ham are from german mennonites
Best guay
>>57905016
you can't also ask them for rimjobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C-uTk968oU
>>57905044
Damn, with that musculature they could easily work in construction.
>>57905082
what i don't understand is if they're so shit in the bed how come they're so successful in Buenos Aires
>>57905142
You haven't to be good at anything to be succesfuul in argie tv
>>57905165
true true
país generoso como pocs
Lost half its territory, kek.
>>57905623
>half
u wot m8?
we're probably the only country that actually WON land after losing a war
>>57905651
wtf Cogote?
>>57905855
any complain to that you can address to this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutherford_B._Hayes#Foreign_policy
http://mentalfloss.com/article/22814/rutherford-b-hayes-national-hero-paraguay
That the war of the Triple Alliance is one of the most interesting and unappreciated wars of the world.
>>57905912
He save the Chaco, we want that land too... But nothing else..
If you had lost the Chaco, Paraguay literally were lost 80% of their total territory.
PS: Look at the wiki map how is Chaco coloured
>>57906006
aight, i'm bad at percentages
>look at all that land in Bolivia that our army advanced and wasn't recognized in the final treaty
we got scammed, damn
>>57906006
ps: i actually have the book that map was scanned from
i'm not terribly embarassed of admitting this too:
as part of the reconstruction much of the land that was State-owned was sold to argentinian families in order to raise funds. this Casado family owned like half the Chaco, though they kept selling it to people such as Sun Myung Moon and the mennonites
>>57904732
BIG
>>57903902
Lost 90% of their population in the war of the triple alliance.
>>57903902
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL.jpg
goat football teams in the past
please be goat again, i want to fanboy your team during the worldcups
Why is Paraguay so poor compared to its neighbors? That war from 150 years ago doesn't count and is a poor excuse for being so incompetent and pathetic.
