grimes edition
crayon pop
maisie
im not irish u nonses
Leave the EU, end mass immigration so there is less competition for jobs and housing will be more affordable, with jobs and housing affordable young men regain a sense of purpose, drop the video games and reclusiveness and can afford to buy a home and raise a family. Stop disconnecting a people's history and past from themselves and teaching that Britain has always imported 300,000 third world people into the country every year, so people rediscover a sense of pride in themselves and their country which, in turn, makes a nation strive towards the betterment of their community and country. British people regain their confidence, the country is happier and rediscovers its sense of discovery, invention and creation instead of being a passive country relying on others. Make Britain Great again.
I'm undecided on the EU, lads.
Give me your best arguments.
posting in an epic thread
bitterlad OUT
People with thin lips can't be trusted.
Think my parents are using me for short term, interest free loans lads
When I passed my driving test and got put on my dads car, it was "can you fill up the car and I'll give you the money at the end of the month" or "can you go get McDonalds and I'll pay you at the end of the month"
When I turned 18 it was "can you buy me some beer or wine and I'll pay you at the end of the month"
When I started uni and got free Amazon prime it was "can you get me something on Amazon and I'll pay you at the end of the month"
I mean, I don't mind too much because I always get the money back when they say they'll give me the money plus i have a job and don't "go out with the lads" so its not like I really need the money, but the amount has slowly been increasing over time and it's already at £90 and we're only just half way through the month
I would look 100x better just wearing plain t-shirts but I'm too fucking skinny
People would genuinely look back at me as I walk past them
Also my mates would savage me
>>57885258
a grimes thread is long overdue
>>57885318
We won't have any human rights if we leave the EU and we'll become isolated like North Korea.
Surname MACBRIDE
SOURCE: Occupation
USAGE: Irish
Meaning & History
Anglicized form of MAC GIOLLA BHRIGHDE.
VARIANTS: Mac Giolla Bhrighde, McBride
danz > grimes
>>57885335
yes I won't even talk to someone unless they have juicy DSL's
>Not been intimate with a girl in 7 years.
just made some bread
too doughy on the inside and too hard on the outside
forgive me
Josie MacBride of Buckinghamshire
And i stand out like yellow and i answer all my problems like hello
>>57885301
have lived in 'the endz' when i was younger but i live in a nice area now
have also smoked a spliff with sox before but hes a bit of a pleb
you guys are the only family I have
just combed my hair and half the front fell out, that's accelerated my receding hairline by at least 6 months.
>>57885336
https://www.reddit.com/r/pantyhose
https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsinleggings
so fucking sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NntgFRUw2PU
>>57885408
font
smoking weed lads
>>57885431
*disowns you*
>>57885354
eat 400 more calories a day and do some push ups
not fookin hard lad
>giving a shit what people think
maybe you aren't there yet, take some time to consider whats important.
Surname MAHONEY
SOURCE: Given Name
USAGE: Irish
Meaning & History
Anglicized form of the Irish Ó Mathghamhna meaning "descendant of MATHGHAMHAIN".
VARIANTS: Mac Mathghamhna, Ó Mathghamhna
>>57885408
Go shag an 'escort', lad.
I'd wear a condom though.
>no, Britain NEEDS to the EU
>>57885336
would do the argie qt tb.h
>>57885459
Give us a hit then la
Anyone got any tips to make Chaturbate cams stream smoother
Surname MCFEE
SOURCE: Given Name
USAGE: Scottish, Irish
Meaning & History
Anglicized form of MAC DUIBHSHÍTHE.
VARIANTS: Duffy, Mac Duibhshíthe, McAfee, McPhee (Scottish), Duffy, Mac Duibhshíthe, McAfee, McPhee (Irish)
what are should i get? need a 2 or 4 door hatchback
>>57885512
>a hit
FOY
>>57885510
Post one then
>>57885474
If I had the confidence to shag an escort don't you think I'd have the confidence to get a normal girl?
![CgBr3XsVAAAaAti[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6SNy18q.jpg "CgBr3XsVAAAaAti[1].jpg")
based jim jam
Lads PLEASE I have repeatedly told you that tightsposting gives me intolerable nogf. Stop immediately.
>>57885517
Go to their house and look through their window.
1-5 Order with my last 20
6-0 Starve
>>57885449
bless you son
tfw no gf
>>57885539
got a 3 door and its a right kerfuffle when you're with all the lad
>>57885345
love it when posts like these get 0 replies. did you really think anyone would give enough of a fuck about your shite to write all this? fucking sperg
>>57885469
>do some push ups
enjoy ur nogainz
>>57885512
>sends joint over the Pacific
There you go la
say i want to live in the Uk for a year or so so i can get really cheap flights to vacation all over europe but I also want to not pay much rent and work some crappy part time job at a store or something to pay my living expenses.
Where in britain is best?
>>57885572
reply for
>>57885451
if you have brown eyes is there a slight poo tint to everything you see?
>>57885611
bizarro austria
>>57885539
Mazda 3 with the 2.5L engine
>>57885611
>>57885616
hmm
>>57885611
>>57885616
both me
need a dyke gf
>>57885572
is it a new album senpai
>>57885624
>vacation
fuck off yank
>>57885670
will a gay boyf suffice?
>>57885539
get a volvo v40
>>57885639
i always thought things looked shitty but the gf has one of each and she says no.
>>57885619
>implying the only gainz are mass related
push ups will make you stronger you pathetic vanity fair faggot
>>57885572
Are you the lad I talked about Ferraro some time ago? You talked about Marble Surf iirc.
>>57885621
Cheers la
>takes a hit
>ewww there's tobaci in here
>stubs out on the ground
>mails it back
>If Europeans had originated in Africa instead of Europe, Africa would be as built up and modern as Europe is now.
How is it possible to not be a little bit racist?
I don't have any food in my house, do you think this is safe for humans to eat? It's just fish
>>57885621
>pacific
Just lost a Coh2 2 vs 2 because my teammate was shit. Pretty mad desu. We were only 3 points away from victory.
>>57885705
bit weird, her brain probably corrects it if this is true
>>57885755
>metart
my niqqa
>>57885621
bit of a long route to take
>>57885697
do I sound like a faggot?
>>57885701
>>57885647
how much are these generally?
>>57885745
yeah should be fine
only thing that you need to worry about really is general parasites, but if the cat don't get sick then its unlikely you will either
>>57885688
Oi lad I'm comin to englan so I can get cheap rides in the floaty lorry to holiday all over europe.
Where should I look for me flatm8 bruv?
>>57885777
haha sorry was my first time :L
>>57885799
>Just lost a Coh2 2 vs 2 because my teammate was shit. Pretty mad desu. We were only 3 points away from victory.
>>57885745
>just fish
wouldn't eat American fish 2bh. not after that big radiation scandal you guys are having.
looks like you've already eaten your fair share of toxic fish, judging by that club-nail
>>57885799
yes, and i can tell you look like one too.
>>57885799
well your crying about emotional problems
so yes?
urgently need pictures of slags in tights
>>57885810
no idea i don't know a fucking thing about cars 2bh
need to do a course 'buying your first car' desu
>>57885737
That was my poo la
>>57885763
That's where America is
>>57885687
performance for Skid Row looks like
>>57885718
probably yes.
why are tights so appealing
they're just bits of fabric
>>57885810
>>57885956
stockings > tights
>>57885956
It's the thrill of what's underneath. It's like why a striptease is more exiting than just having a naked woman stand in front of you.
>>57885911
not from here it isn't
>>57885986
normie out
>>57885868
>>57885877
I'm a straight edge faggot
I don't need no men
>>57885919
Sound lad
>>57885957
and how much in real money
I want to get really high and listen to the Hotline Miami soundtrack.
>>57885578
You don't fucking own me.
Just ordered a kebab and garlic bread.
found a top-tier gimmick lads
>>57885911
v rude m8
>>57886002
This is why I like ankle socks. Such a tease :3
>>57885956
accenuates the form while masking imperfections like cellulite and skin blemishes and general sagginess
*emerges from shadows*
*slightly opens my trenchcoat revealing my katana*
*you visibly recoil*
have maths test tommorow absent for most of it didnt study haha wahey
>>57886023
FOAL
>>57885911
>on a board called /int/
>has the geographical knowledge of a 6 year old
fuck off
>>57886041
good lad
>32k salary
>can't afford rent or bills
END ME
>>57886035
more than you can afford
this girl was showing me a hole in her tights that was around her thigh
how do i progress this to my dick in her mouth
>>57886091
nice pupper 2bh
>>57886121
offer her a potato
>>57886078
i made that particular gimmick
mums red pilled as fuck lads
really hope I don't end up like that scummy lad with the dirty room
Genuinely sick of hearing about the 96
Why can't Northerners just accept responsibility for the consequences of their own actions?
Why have they spent 30+ years trying to blame the police until they finally give in?
>>57886139
all me
Just locked my car keys inside the car
>>57886107
why are you trying to make me feel bad?
lads - I have to write a Buzzfeed-style list article (eg. 11 Memes You Won't Believe Are Memes) for my joke of a course at uni. What should I write an article on?
>>57886080
So America isn't in the specific?
Not sure how to feel about the decoupling of the growth rates of median wages and productivity desu.
Is median productivity a measured thing? I guess not.
>>57886167
*tries the door handle*
yep its locked
>>57886146
He does """have a gf""""
what about you?
I've decided to start making an effort to get friends
Would any brits like to move to Richmond Virginia and be my friend?
Everyone will think you're cool because you're from Europe I promise
>>57886139
That's funny because I have quite a vivid memory of inventing it.
>>57886167
don't understand how you this is physically possible
@175
i will not stoop to your level
on a scale from 1 to 10 how ugly and creepy looking are me eyes
>>57886167
how?
is this a normal price?
why is it so cheap
>>57886131
He really is, he's not the best behaved dog I've ever had but he's got enough charm to get away with things any other dog would get sold to the chinkies for.
>>57886067
*steps in front of your intended victim*
*spins glaive in a utilitarian manner before adopting a combat stance*
*you visibly falter*
Unironically run out of money already, haha.
Pay day on the 29th.
need a used car for 4 hundred thousand pence
>>57886187
Forgot pic
>>57886171
memes
>>57886197
she's 40 years old and a librarian
would rather have no gf Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOismtPWsik
>>57886200
well I'm already cool, but my life here is going nowhere so yeah I'll do it as long as you put me up until I get a job.
>>57886223
low irish iq
just got teary eyed when my mum told me she loves me unconditionally forever
>>57886091
What kind of dog is that?
>>57886230
Probably has 150k+ miles on the clock
Has problems with it and needs regular, expensive trips to the garage
Insurance will cost a fortune
>>57886171
23 questions white people have for black people
>>57886297
yeah she says that to me all the time when I suck her clit
>>57886297
don't believe her desu
rape a baby to test it
>>57886297
how much of a failure are you
>>57886297
Only time my mum tells me she loves me is when she's drunk...
She's not an alcoholic, just when we go out for family meals or something.
>>57886213
>>57886223
I was cleaning it. The keys were in the ignition. noticed a door was slightly open so I closed it to stop the inside of the car getting wet, then all 4 locks slammed down and now I cant get in
>>57886131
>>57886328
>sucking your own mums clit
bit weird
Would give my right finger to smell josie wallers fanny moisture
>>57886230
Body kit on the skeleton of a Honda civic
Brown or red lads?
quite tired
>>57886210
you horrible little lying fuck
i made that gimmick
>>57886197
ahh yes, a decrepit old hag. i'm jealous.
>liverpoo
Bose ® QuietComfort 25 Acoustic Noise Cancelling Headphones
About to cop these lads. Thoughts?
>>57886368
brown sauce is horrible
Thread is moving too fast. No one is appreciating my shitposts
>>57886368
>red sauce
fuck off Poortherner
>>57886249
hmmmm hmMHMHMmhmhMHMHM YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
>>57886271
I did end things with hotter girls to be with the librarian and I stand by that decision, she's an amazing person who makes me feel like a king when I don't deserve it in any way.
>>57886360
ah yes the old /brit/ switcharoo
quite sad GOWN never took off
had potential it did
>>57886352
call RAC, they have a machine which unlocks car doors
>>57886167
As long as you can still blow it up it'll be fine unless the keys were the detonator
>>57886353
me on the career path
>>57886352
so you closed the car door and then it decided to locked itself?
not sure what to make of that
you're a muppet either way though
>>57886299
rottweiler / aussie cattle dog????
>>57886368
brown is the brits sauce of choice
tomato is for yanks
>>57886368
Brown on Sausage,egg,Bacon,Spam, Red on everything else. Anyone says different they are a savage
what would happen if /brit/ moved into a house together?
>>57886318
buzz feed would never write that.
how about 23 "questions" white people have for black people that are really actually microaggressions
>>57886302
But all the nice porches on ebay are going for 10-25k and they seem to have no problems with them at all, from trusted sellers
I have no idea what cars normally sell for
I thought porsches were like 60k?
>>57886271
>>57886378
Ah yes, I didn't know that bit
Please ignore my previous comment
Apologies
Need a kpop gf
>>57886299
he's chihuahua crossed with yorkshire terrier I think, can't be sure, wasn't there at the conception.
>>57886341
about to graduate uni and was having a heart to heart with her about how i wanna quit my wagie part time job and about how pakis need to fuck off back to their own country
>>57886346
bit sad, tbf i think the reason i got teary eyed is because i hadnt heard it from her in absolutely ages and it reminded me of my childhood
>>57886444
Extreme lad banter
brown on a bacon sarnie
red on a sausage roll
anything else makes you rasheed o'hara
>>57884763
>all those chemicals
get some nettles lad
>>57886368
literally depends on what food im eating it with
bacon sausages etc brown
fish, chips, red
>>57886444
Nobody would leave their room in fear of bumping into the other but post anonymously on here talking shit about each other
typical brexit voter
>>57886444
BANTCHESTER
A
N
TCHESTER
C
H
ESTER
S
T
ER
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who is having a party again?
>>57885707
>push ups will make you stronger
marginally
Actual strength training is best done with heavy fucking weights
>>57886353
me on the war path
>>57886471
I have brown on both tbqh lad.
Red on bacon is so haram.
>>57886418
That would probably cost a fortune. My neighbour is a traveller and he might be able to open it with a coathanger or something, if that does not work I'll just put a hammer through the window and say some little cunt did it since that would be cheaper that a call out.
just fapped and no spunk came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bbocBQ_0s
>>57886447
Mate, you can get Bentley's for like £20k. It's because they're old, expensive to run and have a load of miles on the clock
>>57886444
me doing a poo on a abnormies face while he sleeps
>>57886444
>about 60 people living in one house
>>57886523
>fapped
foy
>>57886376
Can you step the fuck off my coattails please? Wannabe.
>>57886379
:( made me sad this
>>57886499
Jamie Vardy
So bring your vodka and your charlie
you lads watch that channel 4 show the other night with the old labour black bloke telling you how awful muslims are? christ they're awful
>>57886495
what's the issue? he's sharing an issue with his black mate? doesn't look like a racist to me
>>57886431
>you're a muppet either way though
I know. No spare key either
>>57886493
>Nobody would leave their room in fear of bumping into the other but post anonymously on here talking shit about each other
that would be fucking epic actually
holy KEK
>>57886537
>gif
fuck off
Is Sickipedia ever coming back?
>>57886520
dyou not have breakdown cover?
is it just bears on grindr? or are there twinks too? asking for a friend
>>57886531
>load of miles on the clock
again I have no clue about cars but why is this bad? its more prone to breaking down?
how many miles do you count as 'a lot of miles'
>>57886606
wew
>>57886379
>>96
>>57886498
Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay Here
>>57886504
you can LITERALLY double your strength without gaining a gram of muscle mass,
thats far from marginal you are chatting shit with that comment desu
xth for maisie
playing some europa civersalis
>>57886461
me an the lads trying to find any sign of her arse
>>57886438
No idea what he's crossed with. He was fully black until around 3 years old.
>>57886613
>Sickipedia
hello 2009
>>57886613
used to rake in facebook likes with their jokes haha
easy (You) generator
>>57886706
screamer of a post
Liverpoo
>Liverpoo
Liverpoo
>Liverpoo
Liverpoo
>Liverpoo
Liverpoo
>Liverpoo
>>57886618
Nope
>>57886560
actually ive noticed some piece of shit put it down before me
did you make a post on 25th October 2015 at 7:56pm replying to post number 49866060 with the word 'FOAL'
>>57886730
haha imagine having a black baby (i dont have to imagine that far of course!!) who became white after 3 years
mental
>>57886686
does this mean god exists?
>>57886618
FOB
my anal fissue opens up badly whenever i shit. just turned the toilet water bright red yet again
this won't heal unless i go days without shitting
>>57886780
>mfw god exists
on day 7 of wanking withdrawals, beginning to experience hallucinations
Serve him up and i'll dinners him, Like a microwave he's finished. BING
>>57886751
stop this
>>57886689
>you can LITERALLY double your strength without gaining a gram of muscle mass
Bollocks. And definitely not with press-ups.
>thats far from marginal you are chatting shit with that comment desu
Serious question, do you even lift?
>>57886766
that would be me
follow her example
>>57886646
Grindr? More like grim-dr, haha
>>57886766
That was an intern at my gimmick think tank but he posted it under orders from me, yes.
why are you ugly?
I honestly could be attractive if my jaw wasnt so weak and I didnt look like I was 5 years younger than I am
Younger girls think I'm cute, but no one near my age is attracted to me and thinks of me as a little brother.
I wonder id the Scousers will have a minutes silence for this murdering?
>>57886766
post number 49866060 is cornwall as evidenced by his retard k-on girl
on another note i am unspeakably glad the k-on meme died and hampshire and his tulpas succumbed to illness
Just got in from the fucking shop too.
>>57886877
why would I convert to Islam to do this?
desu it appeals to mongs like that so I'll have none of it
>>57886706
Found something more your taste lad
Doing a poo
smells like coffee
>>57886877
essex has been mentioned
Fashion idea: wear a headband.
Just got called racist in Ladbrokes.
>>57886927
all were defeated by me
i single handedly cleaned /brit/ of chinky degeneracy
>sync is still 24 hours away
unspeakably fucking bored
>>57886899
have kind of ugly skin that I think makes me looker older than I should
dont think I'm ugly though
>>57886899
Acne
Bad jawline
Dogshit eyebrows
Big nose
Shitty eyes, (but nice eye colour)
>>57886248
Is this just for the UK?
>>57886987
have noticed a lack of crayon pop autism this week too
was that you
i ought to be paying you for exterminating the vermin
