What should I know before I move to 'murica?
You actually should not know anything
How much cost a bulletproof vest
>>57883397
No Muslims allowed
Never talk if you have an accent, people will follow you around asking you to say things.
Unless you have an annoying inner city accent, in which case just never talk
prepare for some awkward penis inspection days
>>57883475
Why do you think I'm moving there?
The superiority of V8 engines
>>57883476
I have an accent that I can make truly incomprehensible to anyone outside my home county, let alone outside the UK.
>>57883524
Damn. I suppose they'll try to circumcise me at them too?
Find a good lawyer, always try to turn every situation into a profit, including minor traffic accidents.
>>57883397
Buy a gun
Don't live in the city
Don't live near niggers
>>57883397
be my friend
around blacks, never relax
>>57883562
this
>>57883669
I will be working in NYC, unfortunately
>>57883745
Is this an American thing? You don't just go up to people and ask them to be your friend over here...
>>57883397
it's a collapsing empire, like the USSR
you ever hear the term, "the bigger they are the harder they fall."
that's all you need to know
Where to purchase kevlar
>>57883397
I think knowing as little as possible would make it much easier to assimilate.
>>57883397
Their cities are powderkegs just waiting to explode. Just make sure you have money to get out of dodge or up to the commonwealth when shit inevitably goes awry.
>>57883397
Why are you moving?
>>57883397
Start a talkshow and tell them it's the current year.
Faggit
>>57883996
To reside with my future spouse.
>>57884100
who's the lucky sheep?
>>57884100
>cucked by the vagina jew
Lmao
>>57883992
Just wait till the brit cities go to 50% white, that's when they'll roll out the gas chambers, if they're getting cold feet from just a dozen nigs.
>>57883992
I was in Chicago and it was like what, 60% white? Probably 80% by U.S. standards.
>>57884180
>sheep
pls explain. I'm not welsh
>>57884196
>vagina jew
>implying
>>57883397
I recommend avoiding big cities, inform yourself of local laws, check the place out before moving, false advertising is a problem here, integrate with the culture, you can still keep yours, and have a good life. Which state are you moving to?
>>57885683
New Jersey.
>>57883798
>>57884219
>Just wait till the brit cities go to 50% white, that's when they'll roll out the gas chambers, if they're getting cold feet from just a dozen nigs.
Brits love blacks and mixed-race Britons though, hate speech is penalized and anti-black racism is wholly socially ostracized
>>57885723
>New Jersey
Good luck with that. Haven't been there but I haven't heard any positive things about them. A lot of people see New Jersey as an extension of New York.
>>57883397
dont act like a smug prick. that goes with anyone really. a lot of people i know like to put on a nice persona facade. secretly they dont care about you
>>57883652
that's such a caricature
>>57886022
He's moving to Jersey, he'll stand out if he doesn't act like a smug prick.
>>57887555
I get to leave the UK, of course I'm going to be smug about it.
fuck off we're full
>>57887640
Are you living in the city proper or are you looking at a suburb? American cities are almost always pure shit
>>57883397
Learn the local laws. The states aren't really independent, but they're not really united, either, sort of like a more controlling EU.
>>57887760
Central NJ (not Trenton).
>>57885723
look out for the five families
>>57887932
What are the five families?
>>57888053
Crime families
Basically the mob
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