How do I get Holland gf?I want Holland gf.
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How do I get Holland gf?
I want Holland gf.
>>57869524
Who's that smegma pygmy?
>>57869549
Really, Piérre?
pls;-;
>>57869524
she actually kept those shit pants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
Just go to a Dutch party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w58BPcLeGt4
>>57869813
Those pants look trashy and african. You'd think a Frenchman would love it.
>>57869813
>noticing the pants first
Found the homo
>>57869827
Yes, I will
Do you have a unibrow m8?
>>57869956
If they are chewing bubblegum it means they are not on this planet anymore.
My gf
>>57869890
ok obama
>tfw too manlet to have a dutch gf
>tfw no Dutch Catholic gf
JUST
>>57870004
I know bruh
t. user
>>57870079
>tfw 1.90
Just gib my Holland gf already
>>57870079
How tall are they anyway? If you go to a random crowd of Dutch girls, how tall are they?
>>57870240
Above average. I'm 195 and nobody except one very fat guy was taller than me in NL. Anything below 180 for a girl is kind of womanlette from my perspective, just because of how big the gap is
>>57870287
Yeah but above average compared to where? I'm talking in cm. I'm your height too.
>>57870240
I am 175 cm.
When I came to the Netherlands I felt very little, more than in Germany. Most girls at least my height.
>>57870240
I'm 176 and I think the average girl is about my length.
>tfw you can get any type of Euro girl you want because you live in london
Probably the only good thing about living in this shithole desu
>why are you staring at me, you perv
wat do
>>57869524
Why does she have an english surname?
>>57870561
She also has an English first name.
>>57869524
shit feet
>>57870318
The USA, from my frame of reference, white/back people in the US I mean (chicanos are always turbo-manlets)
dumb footfaggot end yourself
>>57870509
FUCKEN
>tfw no irish daughteru~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEjGQB9BKWA
i want a qt european gf
my gf she is Moroccan
I'm 181 cm. Will dutch qt's be taller than me?
>>57870079
>tfw 175 cm
Someone just kill me please.
>>57871275
>tfw only 168 cm
i shouldnt even leave y country
the dutch are literally only like 3 cm taller than the rest of the people around them, which is less than the length of your smallest finger.
who gives a fuck.
>>57871460
> than the rest of the people around them
Who the hell are these "rest of the people around them" you're referring to? Try proper sentences m8
>>57869524
My goal in life is to
>court a shy, reasonably attractive and freakishly tall Dutch girl
>continually grapple with rising racial, social and religious tensions as a confused atheist couple
>Eventually produce mulatto atheist children and guide them towards the repopulation of our respective homelands with our ilk
>eventually have a vicious argument, where I console and comfort her about her racial duty towards the white neckbeards
>seperate in marriage but not in spirit
Coming to a theater near you in 2020. Sundance festival 5 star rating already issued prior to production.
>>57869945
Well, that's where her ass is, incidentally.
>>57871194
With heels ? Definitely. Dutch are giants. Good for them though, that will help them survive the coming flood.
>tfw only 192 cm
Daily reminder that excess height + arm span + sparse body hair + small testicles = eunuchoid habitus (borderline low or deficient testosterone).
Get yourself checked.
I don't know why people want to be 1.90 like me, you literally will look like a pencil for the rest of your life.
>>57872071
>"excess height"
Top heh.
>>57872350
Unless you, you know, lift weights.
>>57869524
I can be your bf :3
>186
It hurts to live ;-;
>>57872350
People here place absolute and unwavering importance on the first millisecond impression.
>white
>blonde
>blue-eyed
>tall
>egress from a 6-figure luxury automobile
>with nationalist aristocratic roots to appease online detractors
Instead of developing a cohesive personality and working towards a meaningful relationship
>>57872389
Sorry m8, I'll abandon allegorical speech and put it this way: people above the 95th percentile of adult height (with lack of secondary sexual characteristic development)
>>57869524
>>57869806
her hair is the colur of shit
>>57870029
smella
>>57872538
Do you think blonde hair looks like piss as well?
>>57871807
wew have a (You)
>>57874413
Thank you, bro. How have your North African sexual conquests come along?
>>57869524
Why dont you immigrate. You would have a greater chance
>>57874463
still working on reenterring normiehood lad
every dog has its day desu
ps you seem like you browse trp by the stuff you preach
>>57874835
TRP? I am not familiar. Normiehood is a state once achieved, cannot be rescinded.
Be careful what you wish for.
>>57876459
m8 don't even, I lift and even listen to Pitbull now, fuck the police I'm well on my way
>>57876599
Remember your fallen virginal brethren, during the night of celebration of your manhood, when you penetrate a normie woman.
With every stroke, you cast off the shackles of autismal oppression, and with your climax, you announce your arrival to the world.
N3V4R FORG3T
Well, they are honestly the hottest
>>57876756
Y'all need Khaoula m8
I'm worried for you
>>57869524
Wasn't she british?
>>57876839
>tfw clicked on thumbnail
Now I need to find her pornographic doppelganger to consummate our e-relationship.
>>57872489
With people here do you mean Sudan or 4chan? Because they are like this everywhere.
>>57877071
I mean't all of the chinz, but frankly I am beginning to see your point.
>>57877046
hands off my Khaoula faggot REEE
>>57877220
Alright, m8.
I settle for Abuela Anderson tonight.
*stuffs BBC back in pants and changes eporner section*
>>57877285
>Arab'ed
>historical records of relying on jelqing throughout history
>big
ayy lmao
>>57877358
Alright m8, it was alright inside my pant's, happy?
With rapidly advancing transplantation technology, I plan to install a vanilla white 8-incher to shock the ladies, sorta like Total Biochemical Shemale Lab (one of the greatest doujins since the conception of the medium).
>>57877450
even Khaoula can't save you (._. )
>>57870561
>>57870623
Apparently her dad is British and her Mum's Dutch.
>>57869524
>>57878698
Cobie Smulders superior Dutch-English woman.
>>57879766
I remember seeing this woman on TV and reminding myself, "If I was a British aristocrat rebelling against the familial order, I would definitely seek a sophisticated, elegant woman like this, with a fun side"
>>57879766
OP's is nicer.
>>57870004
My Dutch girl is nicer
