Good ol' fashioned Vocaroo Thread.
In this thread, we read, sing, play instruments, try to speak languages we had no idea even existed (e.g. """"Gay lick""""), make fun of each other's ridiculous accents and so on. We also bully people until they leave crying.
(yesterday's thread >>57834503)
>Obligatory English
Quarterback Joe Montana began the 1981 season as San Francisco's starting quarterback. Montana produced two fourth-quarter comeback victories. Montana's signature game of the season was the NFC Championship Game, which culminated in "The Catch," a last-minute touchdown pass from Montana to Dwight Clark, propelling the 49ers to victory over Dallas, and a berth in their first Super Bowl.
not int related
>Females encouraged
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JjBoVjoMS5
>>57869361
Whose voice is that? It sounds very familiar, I'm sure I've heard another Voc by that guy.
>>57869476
Mr.calmvoice from ogden utah
>>57869521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e3zcxtRGSs
Hey Babs this will be me when you leave me tbqh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00iMxcS2QdH
>>57869476
when was it when you heard another voc by that guy and what was about it? is he still around?
>>57869691
>tfw babs is already asleep and i missed him
Kms
Since you creepy fucks scared away all the girls I'll repost an /int/ classic: Canadian girl singing happy birthday to Spanish anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yjzg74OYTN
>>57869691
>why isn't there any mustard!?!?!! oh, Delores is dead
A++
What's the text from?
>>57869955
Well I'm not 100% that it's from the same person, but it definitely reminded me of one of my favourite Vocs I've saved: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVI1FSxiDk
>>57870146
ay btw, r8 from yesterday, bitte. danke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pOnl7cnvjZ
>>57870218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85284NRjzw
This channel is really great, this is another one of his.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wYs29ncClN
>>57870263
Not bad, except for the first sentence.
I actually didn't understand a single word from that one.
>>57870218
are you a deaf?
>>57870430
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85284NRjzw
That was amazing.
>Not bad, except for the first sentence.
>I actually didn't understand a single word from that one.
:)) Everything went better than expected.
Da gabs nen Knall.
>>57870587
No, but I have self-diagnosed autism so.
>>57870745
>Da gabs nen Knall.
Now I can kind of hear it yes
>I have self-diagnosed autism
Don't we all.
>>57870933
>Now I can kind of hear it yes
That happens so often when I'm rating English on here. I try not to read along with texts, but eventually you just so familiar with it that you already know what they're trying to say.
>>57870745
>No, but I have self-diagnosed autism so.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Vi9AwY3gq
>>57871794
I'm sure if I had more fur she'd like me.
>richtig
fuck that word
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lVXJ7P1yUg
>>57868983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0un6SqJBrDt
>>57869248
Hey greekbro, today I was given another text to read in Greek because the organization of the event fucked up and gave me the wrong shit to read last time. They told me I have to read it exactly as it is in the picture, even though it was google translated, because they're going to show it in a big screen tomorrow and my reading has to match what's in the screen. I just have to read it well enough so the philosphy teacher (who knows greek) doesn't complain
Please r8 my reading and tell me what i got wrong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18mgWDITDXI
>>57870172
What happened to her anyway? She hasn't posted here since last year i think
Requesting some French or Norwegian
>>57870430
German von gestern :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hlMZUK5GJI
Catalan from yesterday :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hlMZUK5GJI
French for today :
"""
De la torpeur de l'hiver, si rude pour les pauvres,
l'euphorbe déjà se réveille,
et craintive, elle montre le nez à travers les broussailles
pour voir à son entour, malicieuse avisée,
si les gelées blanches et les bises
des coteaux sont finies.
"""
Oops wrong link for catalan :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rEcXknUzp4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IN8KuwvkHA
>>57875484
this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qp4dFeuMEy
>>57875390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S37BXOaqFT
>>57875484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Y1Os06fVJ
>>57875048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BKYXgivQTy
>>57875390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0COUPperiQ9
>>57875850
Without having the text it's really hard to understand. 1/10
Most "s", "x" or "z" at the end ot plural words are the mark of pluarl, and they are silent.
What you got surprisingly right was the [f] sound for euphorbe.
Here's my reading.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OCWWbE0rtq
>>57875995
Mostly understandable, 5/10
You forgot to pronounce some consonants.
Give some slovak plox
>>57875390
heheheheh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rJm8BO8yAM
Some spanish for anyone who wants to read
Ve coje el sillon y ponselo a la burrita
ponselo a la burrita ponselo a la burrita
Ve coje el machete y metelo en su vainita
metelo en su vainita metelo en su vainita
Ve va a llover y el camino es culebrero
el camino es culebrero el camino es culebrero
Pero como me voy yo me pongo mi sombrero
me pongo mi sombrero me pongo mi sombrero
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pj58CSkwVx
>>57876098
>forgot to pronounce some consonants
You what now? Aren't 3/4 of them silent?
Keď sa nášmu Mesiacu pred miliardami rokov zmenila os otáčania, prišiel o väčšinu vody. Aj póly našej planéty sú v pohybe, no v tomto prípade sa príčina a následok obrátili. Klimatická zmena spôsobuje preskupovanie vôd našej planéty, čím mení polohu severného pólu. Zistili to vedci z Národného úradu pre letectvo a vesmír (NASA), ktorí svoj výskum zverejnili v žurnále Science Advances.
>>57876148
>Ve va a llover
Ve que* va a llover
>>57876098
my only experience listening to french is some 2hu songs
>>57875950
man, that accent really shaves a good 30 points off your iq
>>57876126
Hope you get well soon !
>>57876148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z90igMldHq
did I do good? :D
Hungarobro here
try this :D
Menyecske tehenet fej, gyenge len pendelyben, de pendelye elfeslett s fedetlen lett keble,megszeppent erre egy percre persze ez lett vesyzte, egy fess levente megleste s menten leteperte
Tounge twister with only E-s
>>57875048
she lurks,
>>57876374
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z90igMldHq
yes anon done good
>>57876495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z90igMldHq
Ok I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jmDcO8HQV0
>>57876208
Not all, for example you forgot the final [r] in "torpeur", the [v] in "craintive", the [z] in "malicieuse"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XVJg7ZA8Z4
>>57876126
3/10 , you got some sounds right but most are typical "american errors".
>>57876148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sTDUJ8FbJG
>>57876495
I did my best.
>>57876495
shit wrong one my bad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ik3lwBKHx2
Ég ætla að fá eina pylsu með öllu
>>57876643
It wasn't half bad, congrats :D
>>57876632
Can you give a link? :D
do it
Bice Ovo Luda Noc
Boze Daj Mi Moc
Pogledom Da Skinem Sve Sa Tebe
Bice Ovo Luda Noc
Daj Mi Svoju Moc
Samo Takvu Zelim Te Kraj Sebe
Zbog Tebe Ne Znam Za Strah
Zbog Tebe Ko Da Gubim Pamet, Gubim Dah
Zbog Tebe Nisam Bas Svoj
Ja Nocas Moram Biti, Moram Biti Tvoj
Ti Malo, Malo, Malo Bi Da Se Njisemo
Da S Usana Mi Skines Sjaj
I Da Kao Jedno Disemo
Kad Ostanemo Sami Ti I Ja
Ljubi Ljubi Al Glavu Ne Gubi
Budi Uvek Svoj
Ljubi Ljubi Al Glavu Ne Gubi
Cak I Dok Si Moj
Na Na Na
Hajde Pusti Sve Te Price Bas Je Dobro Sto Si Tu
Na Na Na
Daj Nek Uhvati Nas Pice Bice Dobar Randevu
Hej Ti Devojko Ma Nemas Dva Zivota
Grad Je Prepun Idiota
Sta Je S Tobom, Idi S Bogom
Za Koga Bre Cuvas Se
Ako Si Lepa Nisi Slepa
Ako Si Skupa Nisi Glupa
Ne Budi Cava, Ne Budi Cava, Kad Si Prava
>>57876632
Hey, it's better than 2/10. I'd like to learn French some day desu.
Also, there's a drink in France with my surname on it!
>>57876695
>Ég ætla að fá eina pylsu með öllu
Can you give us an example voc please?
>>57876374
topkek/10
Tip: the double L is read as an english J.
>>57876632
8/10, good pronunciation overall.
Tip: Same as above for the double Ls, and also mastering the pronunciation of the Ls and Rs
Other one:
Necesito algo para levantar
necesito fuerzas para caminar
necesito algo que me haga sentir vivo
necesito, te necesito
Sé que vos me vas a decir algo
creo saber lo que estás pensando
gracias pero ya no me hables más
necesito anestesia para no necesitar
>>57876695
>Ég ætla að fá eina pylsu með öllu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V9UHLUT7It
>>57876782
O-oh! thanks
>>57876873
I've never heard of Hernandez before, is it a tequila?
>>57875390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uk2StzXbuR
>>57876148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hWfutrjk0t
>>57876695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W8CaBndWoB
>>57876981
Mean.
>>57876595
Is there any Swedish to be had?
>>57876632
Misplaced stress stands out the most, but also the palatalization of d/t. You also seem to interchange s and z.
>>57877006
Pretty much 100% correct
>>57877351
Det var en gång en gång... och den var sandad. Men brukar den inte vara grusad? Nej, inte den här gången.
>>57877317
How's it going Rob?
>>57877431
This is how it sounds btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s178TJzonp9s
>>57875048
this triggered me tbqh, it's so badly translated it's not even funny
as far as your reading goes: it's definetly much much better than the last time, you pretty much have all the sounds. but you do one mistake, you dont hit the stress marks the way you should.
I explain it a bit here, im not the most articulate guy but i think it clears it up a bit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00zySpESPhq
for reference you could just use >>57875995 which is pretty much a 10/10
also last point: what they write as "ntopin'nk"
is just the word doping. just read it like that, no pauses
Any requests?
>>57877575
Can you sing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOqKlvwzKkQ
You can find lyrics are here http://www.musica.com/letras.asp?letra=1967201
>no mic
Can I record vocaroos on a phone?
>>57877736
Yes, i record in my tablet all the time.
Go to the site > upload > sound recorder
>>57877736
You can record on your phone and then upload the sound file to vocaroo
>>57877729
I can't sing at all, sorry bro.
>>57877511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AHkRz6Oar1
r8
>>57877811
Ok then, you could try >>57876148 >>57876905
>>57877799
>>57877806
thank you bros
>>57877840
8/10 any swede would understand, but one can clearly here you're not native
>>57877431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a1ijY9mr0C
>>57877972
Nice. I've been learning Swedish for a few months now.
any one wanna do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
>>57877575
german pls
>>57878128
That's very good actually. You almost sound like you have a Finnish accent at some parts
>>57878285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06yHyCumwoM
>>57878388
Okay now you sound Finnish
>>57878214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4vXdj2xAj
>>57878439
:^)
any poker soon , lads?
>>57878388
made me chuckle
>>57877431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sdtPadFbkp
bomparoo
>>57868983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0nhfEON4K
>>57883054
here you go
Byl jeden Řek, a ten mi řek, abych mu řek, kolik je v Řecku řeckých řek. A já mu řek, že nejsem Řek, abych mu řek, kolik je v Řecku řeckých řek.
>>57883054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kw4gisMCwr
>>57883698
>>57883698
>>57883698
>>57883772
>>57883841
>>57883982
>>57883982
just jealous because you aren't a stain. You''re just like 3 week old tzatziki, insipid and slightly smelly.
>>57884153
so what you were saying was you want to finger Slovak in exile?
>>57884222
so just about the opposite of your sister pussy ;)
>>57883634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VAUtLIe2Ot
>>57884312
I'm not suggesting anything but generally people who enjoy the Swedish language also enjoy things in their bum.
>Females encouraged
No wonder there is not even one posting here today.
But i'm pretty sure they lurk these threads pretty often
>>57884374
>9/10
slovak stain does it again
>>57884426
>>57884480
how about you give us the pleasure and try to do your girliest voice?
>>57883698
>tfw my life is like a stainless shirt
someone rate my russian
tips please
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02oeSFW06lF
>>57877540
It's hard to get the stress marks right because some words remember me of Portuguese words, like ανταγωνιστών remembers me of antagonista, and it's pronounced like antagoNIsta.
But yeah, thanks for the help m8
And just out of curiosity, how would that text be if it were written correctly?
I'm getting interested in Greek, might learn it once it comes out on Duolingo
>>57877378
Could you post a bigger text in Icelandic please?
>>57876822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DxpNacYSWl
>>57886665
>daj mi svoju moč
>>57886793
moram biti tvoj(a)
>>57886793
oh it means urine
gr8
>>57886951
Technically, it would have to be "svoj", but it's no less hilarious :^)
Dánta nua do pháistí óga le léaráidí lándaite. Dánta scríofa ag an máistreás scoile, Frankie Leonard, as Maigh Eo. Tá an leabhar ina áis iontach ag múinteoirí bunscoile chun dánta nua a theagasc agus an Ghaeilge a mhúineadh go héasca. Bainfidh na páistí an-taitneamh as na dánta spraíúla agus na léaráidí áille atá déanta ag iníon an scríbhneora, an t-ealaíontóir Niamh Leonard.
>>57886251
then thing is, it's just kinda badly written and I wouldnt even put some words in it. so I'll write it a bit more freely
Στο όνομα όλων των ανταγωνιστών που έλαβαν μέρους σε αυτούς τους Ολυμπιαkούς αγώνες, υπόσχομαι προσωπιkά ότι θα δοθεί ο απαραίτητος σεβασμός στους kανόνες που διέπουν τη διοργάνωση, kαι δεσμευόμαστε ότι οι αγώνες θα διεξαχθούν χωρίς φάρμαkα kαι ντόπινγk, μέσα σε αληθινό πνεύμα ευγενούς άμιλλας, με στόχο πάντοτε τη δόξα του αθλητισμού kαι την τιμή των συμμετεχόντων.
As far as learning Greek goes; I dont really think it's worth the trouble tbqh. It looks pretty, but aside from Greeks nobody else speaks it. And learning modern Greek will barely help you read and understand ancient scripts. I wouldnt recommend it
>>57876695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gCR72GgCEC
>>57876822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWHwJT35gf
>>57868983
I'll take requests and stuff.
>>57883634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zFRHhgiOpi
>>57877431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cZZIUzl1eG
>>57876905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19obTfMQjWW
>>57888248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M286qf135S
>>57888469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DMcSztmKQz
>>57888011
Thanks for the translation
And i really don't care that Greek might not be useful Tbh, i just like learning languages that i find interesting. And imho Greek sounds really beautiful
>>57888618
>translation
correction*
>>57888598
IT'S YOU.
THE INTELLECTUAL INTELLIGENCE GUY
ITS. FUCKING. YOU.
>>57889301
What?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05JFphOCDIb
>>57889347
You sounded like this in the first voc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ViOAUNuq58
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zBjEarPrB2
>>57889476
fuckin lol,
well I'm good at impersonations so I'll give it a try. But I can safely assure you that is not me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0L1MuIcYT
>>57889559
>I'm good at impersonations
Apparently not.
>>57889595
Meh, oh well
Bump thanks
>>57889516
You're a homosexual, aren't you?
>>57890059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Q9lIcrOAR
>>57868983
>Females encouraged
This is why there are no females
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SvkBaHFncO
does someone speak russian please
>>57890371
дoec тхиc цoyнт?
>>57890358
>>57875390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03GGfDTmLrG
sorry for shitty mic
>>57890647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tFdId1rAZr
>>57890358
You think reverse psychology would work? Let's try "gtfo bitches" edition next time.
>>57890925
i approve of this idea
>>57890898
holy fug are you denny devito?
is it really that quiet, though? i thought it sounded fine
>>57890999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08aEmyjgE4x
And yes honey bunny, it is incredibly quiet.
>>57891197
oh, yes, i remember now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA
and okay, i'll reread it.
>>57875390
second take of >>57890647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sIeeIm8rbG
this is about as loud as i can get without screaming tbf, if i up the mic volume i start picking up noise from outside.
>>57890371
Чтo should be pronounced like штo, it's an exception. The other is typical for American accent: complete absence of soft consonants, weakened vowel reduction, и instead of ы. It's more or less understandable though.
>>57890561
how do I get better at pronunciation anon
I've been taking a class for 7 months now
Anybody wanna play some Thursday night poker?
>>57892038
seconded
>>57890371
Wow, bretty good.
I notice that Americans tend to have Ukrainian/Southern Russian accent then they speak Russian. Try to pronounce г more accurate.
Nevertheless, 100% understandable
>>57892038
>>57892143
slavs are weird
>>57892519
thx wanna help me practice
>>57892727
everyone named rachel that i've met was either really fat or a creep desu
>>57896311
Are there even people named Rachel in Canada? May Rachingchong
>>57897105
>May
be
>>57897105
wow so funny 10/10 bants
>>57868995
> a thread for recording different languages
> an actual thread about languages, rather than memes
> not /int/ related
you retarded m8?
>>57875390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dqJf438ylq
>>57876208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s4QK3YtGQi
A crystal coffin chrysalis:
morbid metamorphosis;
Funereal adolescence:
vigilance parental,
(possible senescence);
Solemn liquefaction: a biochemical reaction,
soupy proteins primordial;
Prayers that Death is cordial
for Our King
is to be
r e b o r n.
>>57883634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BUyWd3gaKb
D-Did I make the ř sound?
>>57886016
I'm learning Russian too, so my advice doesn't really mean much, but I'll say what I think anyway. To me, you sound almost native, but it sounds like you fuck up some of the soft consonants. Most obvious ones are l and d. But you should work on the other ones too.
>>57890925
This IS reverse psychology already, and it's working
>females
>welcome
>>57890371
You really need to work on soft consonants m8
>>57895313
There is a Russian /int/ Skype group
>>57899292
>dis gay voice
lel
>>57899638
contact? very interested
>>57899184
Challenging text. I'd actually really like to hear some people try this one. Post it again in tomorrow's thread when the foreigners are awake.
>>57899665
https://join.skype.com/J9TAlnoKU9U0
I might as well tell you in advance, it's mostly shitposting and speaking English, but their really are people who speak Russian, so if you want to use it seriously, you can.
>>57900280
joined pls respond
