HUUUMMMMPPPP DAAAAAAAAAAAAY edition
uhhh.... post texts in languages for practise and rates, talk to other anons or tripfags like Nigel, banter with Irish people, sing or play an instrument, and anything else you want to waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on.
Females encourage.
>Startin' off with an obligatory English text
That feel when you're in on a Saturday night, and you're posting on a message board with people around the world that you'll never meet, you'll never know. And that each second, each minute, each hour that you look at the little clock on the bottom right-hand corner of your laptop is your life, and you're spending it inside in your room, or in your living room—alone—staring at this white blank screen waiting for other people to respond. Maybe you post a voice recording of yourself hoping that someone will respond and recognise who you are as a human being rather than just being another nameless face on the sidewalk, or on the bus, or on the subway. Then some days you think to yourself, "What's the fucking point?" Some days you wanna just close your eye, fall asleep, and not wake up again.
>>57834503
>Females encourage.
ew
>>57834536
Should I try recording or the thread is already dead?
>>57835001
Nah man post, prime-time for Voc threads is usually between now and three hours.
>>57835159
I should go to sleep soon because awakening time is 6 am so I'd record now, gimme some time
>>57835001
Plus I'll be here for a while, I still need to force myself into filing taxes before I go to sleep.
>>57835207
I know that feel bro
This day was devoted to documents too, eh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ERCQzP9NHy
I love these threads but I've never heard a Finn. Finnbois please
>>57835580
newfag.
>>57835580
These threads are infested Finns
You must be new here
And don't call me a boy, that's sexism
I'm a strong Nord man
>>57835672
nigel don't be rude you sopping cunt
>>57835573
8.5/10, but check a couple things here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOylKReMhX
>>57835580
>I love these threads but I've never heard a Finn. Finnbois please
Are you new?
>>57835736
>nigel don't be rude
>nigga don't be black
>arab don't blow shit up
>frenchie stop being a faggot
>swede stop taking somali cock up your arse
Tell me what to say and I'll say it in Swedish
>>57835816
Say "swede stop taking somali cock up your arse" in Swedish or Arabic or whatever the fuck you guys speak now.
>>57834503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JTUYI7Owq5
>>57835792
>>57834503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hu9Hkl5Plr
>>57834503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fjOnTte8Qm
>>57835816
How about you write something in Swedish and I'll say it in Swedish.
>>57835786
Thanks :3
Anything else to record?
I can also try easy things in French, German and Arabic (if you put harakats)
>>57836046
Out of curiosity, do you own a tracksuit?
>>57835792
Piss off, I'm not a faggot
>>57836242
In past for sports classes in school. Not anymore.
Does my accent sound like I'm a street criminal, lol?
>>57836311
Yeah, I didn't say Arabs were
I just told you not to blow shit up, please
>>57836311
Ooo la la ;)
on se calme, Ahmed
>>57836452
My sister told me that they spent their first French class learning how to say ooo la la in different ways
>>57836510
Yeah it's like faggot code out here. The way two frenchmen say oo la la to eachother gives away what time they are going to be giving each other a good old drubbing.
>>57836350
>>57836452
Stop bullying me (us ?), please
>>57836614
Can confirm
If you can't "oo la la" correctly, we spit at you
>>57836642
>hon hon hon
wot?
>>57836721
>hon hon hon
Vocaroo this, Farage
>>57836032
8.339/10, but two words I'd mention:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xadFHybd4h
>>57836045
Nice. Slightish Brit accent. Sounds good, man.
>>57836753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dJQOPZ1sXc
>>57835580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cs3ggVrOyx
>>57836876
>Slightish
>>57836901
>Nigel abroad
But this guy is 100% French !
>>57836976
J-je t'aime. On se "oo la la" ce soir?
>>57836969
>uakari.jpg
Someone needs to get that dude some SPF 30 sunscreen pronto.
>>57837063
Quand tu veux bb <3
>>57836876
I actually knew i was saying these words incorrectly but I didnt know the right way to do it heh.
You sound quite tired by the way
>tfw headphones have a buzzing noise
HALP
>>57837555
Plug em in properly
>>57837592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZAYajvLhUI
Anyone got some Norwegian?
Trachtaireacht i nGaeilge do chluichí na hÉireann ag Euro 2016
Tá Poblacht na hÉireann ag imirt i gCluichí Ceannais na hEorpa i mí an Mheithimh i mbliana. Beidh na cluichí seo á gcraoladh ar RTÉ, craoltóir naisiúnta an tSaor Stáit ach ní bheidh aon rogha de thrachtaireacht Ghaeilge á chur ar fáíl. I mBéarla amháin a bheidh an trachtaireacht. Iarraim ar RTÉ trachtaireacht i nGaeilge a chur ar fáil mar rogha do chluichí na hÉireann agus, go deimhin, na cluichí ar fad ag Euro 2016.
>>57837696
Dude aren't you also in our thread now?
>>57837763
Yeah
>>57837810
Lol perfect
>>57837759
Alle mennesker er fodt frie og med samme menneskeverd og menneskerettigheter. De er utstyrt med fornuft og samvittighet og bor handle mot hverandre i brorskapets ånd.
>>57837339
>I actually knew i was saying these words incorrectly but I didnt know the right way to do it heh.
Cheers. It's nice that today's thread actually helped someone, and it's not worthless like most other generals on this board (looking at you /balt+ausnz/)
>You sound quite tired by the way
Oh, that's just my will to live. I actually just woke up.
Trying again:
Gimme smth to record in English/simple French or German/Arabic with harakats
>>57838254
It's not rape if we're both screaming
>>57838254
"The EU was a Nazi plan to dominate Europe's economy, that's why I'm going to be voting to leave," spokesperson for Nigel Farage told The Telegraph.
>>57838313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OdwrzuP031
Got anything less silly lol?
>>57838401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pzghma8Af1
This one is a cool request
>>57838401
this fucking guy
>>57838508
The voice was kinda weird, it sounded like you were trying to be an English man doing a Nazi scientist impersonation.
Understood the words fine though.
>>57838650
Lel perfect
Give anything else political-related please, I feel need to have fun :D
>>57838723
"When John Kennedy attempted to take the government back from the back from the robber barons, he was brutally murdered. The message to future US president and leaders across the world was clear: do as you're told, or die. John Fitzgerald Kennedy was the last true president of the United States. And until the globalists are removed from power, we will never have another real one."
Alex Jones
>>57838895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08zAyGGEG7H
Here it is!
>>57834503
Plz r8 :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11e4oRqFEBt
>>57839030
I feel like you needed some dramatic music in the background.
"As 12 million Americans "know," the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians)."
>>57839040
The words were pronounced fine, but the tempo/how you said the sentences was a little weird, you paused in some places and rushed through commas (which usually means you take a breath/pause) in others.
It was alright though.
>>57839310
Thanks!
>the tempo/how you said the sentences was a little weird
Eh :( Maybe that's because for some reason I always fell a little weird/nervous when reading out loud even in my first language.
>>57839310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SbF8vMXnjF
My bro loled hard, hope you won't hear it on a recording
>>57839701
You seemed pretty unsure of "know" and drew the word out, but it was pretty fine otherwise.
>>57839689
Not to worry about it, you'll get used to how to say it with practice.
>>57839788
Okay, thanks!
Anything else? xD
>>57838895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0te517Zgf3h
>>57839788
Smth just from my head lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wsKl5jKSVF
>>57838401
Tried my best gerry accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q8k7hwb9oK
>>57834503
My accent still sucks.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047IQXHPTvL
>>57839310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s173lpz7ih2U
>>57839919
You left out the "g" in Fitzgerald, I think. The "h" in have sounded strange.
>>57839925
>and drink it later
Why did you do a leprechaun accent?
Also, couldn't really understand the start of the vocaroo - the best question for an Irish person?
>>57839992
At least you stopped tripfagging. All we need now is to get rid of the namefags and we shall be at peace.
>>57840206
You said "run" really oddly. It's like "ruhn" not "rune".
>>57840406
>It's like "ruhn" not "rune".
u wot m80
>>57840595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06NVJTfIOgB
>>57838895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0erH3koBg4R
>>57839310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BxeonmhB75
could anyone please post some spanish text please?
>>57840765
>die
>Fitzgerald
These were said pretty weird.
The other one was perfectly fine.
>>57840910
>>Fitzgerald
I guess I have omitted the tz.
>>57840818
M'agrada menjar-li els collons al moro que treballa a la botiga
>>57840818
You have to sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paMWNaNPgRo
Amigo Breivik, cuando llegues a Utoya, usa tu rifle con letal devoción.
No dejes vivo a ningún gilipollas. Eres un mago como Jose Bretón.
En Noruega hay un chaval, de apellido singular, se anunció en su red social, con su barca y su fusil.
Breivik tiene una barca y un fusil
Una barca y un fusil
Una barca y un fusil.
Detonar una explosión
se le antoja original
Sembró el caos y se esfumó
disfrazado de Oficial.
Breivik tiene una barca y un fusil
Una barca y un fusil
Una barca y un fusil.
>>57841061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UzmOrom9o9
>>57841061
kek
>>57841132
8/10, post som gaelic stuff to see if i can pronounce it
>>57839310
>(or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians)
giggled
Arabic student here, will pronounce this:
الباب الرابع
من أحب بالوصف
ومن غريب أصول العشق أن تقع المحبة بالوصف دون المعاينة، وهذا أمر يترقى منه إلى جميع الحب، فتكون المراسلة والمكاتبة والهم والوجد
.والسهر على غير الإبصار، فإن للحكايات ونعت المحاسن ووصف الأخبار تأثيراً في النفس ظاهرا
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B99ZdBVFCN
took a few tries to correct some minor pronunciation mistakes.
>>57839310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mf9bw9DcWl
If anyone wants to try Dutch.
Ik ben wie ik ben en ik doe wat ik zeg.
Niet te definiëren door de dingen die ik heb.
Geen onbekende op de moeilijke weg.
Ik werk ouderwets hard voor me geld en respect.
spoiler - it's the first part of the chorus of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEtXsbe69lQ
>>57842513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UnrPn0KKsv
For your cringe.
I have no idea how each letter is supposed to sound. Did it for the fun.
>>57842723
no idea about*
>>57842513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R3JRsdAyKS
RIP
>>57837255
Cor blimey
>>57842723
cute
>>57842723
The funny thing is the text is actually baby tier Dutch.
You did alright. Besides the third line it's actually not super bad. If only you spoke it more fluently.
With moeilijke weg you kind of lost it.
It sounded a bit like a dyslectic Surinamese dude.
>>57842815
lol, I've never heard anyone speak Dutch with such a silly accent bth.
I understood everything. But the accent is hilarious.
Some kind of silly German/scandi/nigger mix.
>>57842513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oORy0gQ9to
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hRD1bW4C3p
>>57843134
>Uk with another worthwhile comment.
Please, tell me more
>>57842975
th..,.thanks
>>57843021
You shouldn't try to pronounce every letter individually. That's where you messed up the most.
It's decent. Most of it understandable, although it sounds a bit Russian. I think you had the least accent of the ones so far, but still very, very noticeable with very clear mistakes. Mostly when you try to pronounce all letters.
Got a little snippet of a song for you, lads
Nesikankink dėl medalio,
Bet verta kovot ligi galo dėl savo garbės,
Pabandom iš naujo,
Nors esam pasauly tik trys milijonai,
Neliek savo kraujo dėl aukso,
Nes būsi legenda,
Kol nepraradom vilties,
Net jeigu ir vėl
Tik per klaidą netapom mes čempionais.
>>57842873
Now a Catalan challenge. Some tongue twisters:
Cards secs piquen, verds taquen si es toquen
Els avis murris porten els nuvis a Gràcia en òmnibus gràtis.
Peret, treu-te el pot del pit, que put.
Tinc tanta sang que a les cinc tinc son.
Elàstics blaus fan fàstic i es taquen si es mullen
Setze jutges d'un jutjat
mengen fetge d'un penjat.
Si el penjat es despengés,
es menjaria els setze fetges
dels setze jutges
que l'han jutjat.
>>57843411
give us an example bro, I'm betting most here don't have the first idea how to read it
>>57843134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DtzZen7wH1
>>57843327
Not surprising. I have never spoken Dutch.
Does it sound Russian because I how I said Niet or is it my voice?
>>57843481
It's the chorus in this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P11F0R8ON6I
>>57843507
Both. But I think it's in the R and how you treat the letters after it. I'm not sure.
>>57843457
Catalan looks a bit like French. But it's pronounced more Spanish right.
>>57843457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sz6q8IdZqP
>>57843216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1twLknTngKm
>>57843504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1THajJ1aOSK
>>57843457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zKboN4i6SI
>>57843411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tXNkdgmgIx
Anyone want to post some German?
>>57844323
Da gabs nen Knall. Die Tür sprang auf.
Erblickte einen Pistolenlauf. Ein Riesenkerl stand in der Tür.
Da fragte sie: Was wollt ihr denn von mir?
>>57843798
Not really. Sometimes it's the opposite. Some words are written like in spanish, but sound different.
It's neither a langue d'Oil (french) nor in the spanish group (spanish, portuguese...)
It's in it's own group, langue's d'oc, or llengües d'oc, as we would say. You could say that Catalan is a dialect of Occitan. In fact, in medieval times there was no clear distinction.
>>57843836
>>57844115
the "Setze Jutges" is quite difficult. Here's my recording:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZyuojSA6fu
>>57844890
Sounds like Indonesian desu.
pls gimme something to read
>>57845259
I hate niggers. Fuck me mommy. Give me aids.
>>57845352
Joker
>>57845144
lol. Not really much in common between the two languages, as you can imagine.
That tongue twister is to practice the "J" sound (which is probably the same phoneme as in "Jack").
Translation.
Sixteen judges of a court
eat the liver of a hanged man.
If the hanged man unhanged himself,
he would eat the sixteen livers
of the sixteen judges
who judged him.
>>57844462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pOnl7cnvjZ
>>57845560
breddy gud senpai
i laughed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7dTAp7ovo
>>57844252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17rxrbtalgc
>>57845695
topkek
I actually am really diggin' this song. Viel dank.
>>57845924
I'm picking up my German again as well, that's why I'm saving some good songs.
I can pronounce and understand it, but I often can't think of the words. So I need more immersion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyrm4yQjzS4
>>57846237
Here's a few you might like. Even you can't understand a word of German, they're still really funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WId16a_Cmls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOa8YZcrjxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4V90P4bCp0
Hias was a legend.
Hope you guys are still here, I was busy filing my taxes earlier so I forgot to r8. Going to sleep now, then work. Cheers.
>>57839040
Really good, man. Like Ireland said, it was just a little tad bit too fast, but honestly great. 9.26/10
>>57840099
9/10 Not bad. The way you said "staring at the little clock" was weird. :D But not bad at all. Your accent doesn't suck, it's quite nice.
>>57848411
>busy filing my taxes
shit bro, you procrastinated this long? you using turbo tax? enjoy your refund btw...
>>57834503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jgT1RWawCa
>>57836912
thank you nice Finn :)
>>57837759
That isnt a language, its a fucking mental disorder.
