>""""""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""""" britain
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""UNITED""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" states
>>57868768
Let's just call Britain; daddo.
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""AUSTRALIA""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>57868820
great britain refers to the island not including ireland and northern ireland you dumbfuck
>>57868869
t. Euphoric memelord
Also good thread
axe your friends whos the illest
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""Deutsch""""""""""""""""""""""""""land
more like turk land lol
"""""""""""""""""""""""""NEW"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""zealand.
>>57868869
kinda true, given that there is a greater, more southern land than australia.
>>57871318
Doubt it. Australia is surely the best
>The most populous state in Australia is unironically called New South Wales
![oh__stop_it__you__by_rober_raik-d4cwd9f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/E3dokB8.png "oh__stop_it__you__by_rober_raik-d4cwd9f[1].png")
>>57871432
Another great thread.
>"""""""""""""""""""united""""""""""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""KINGDOM""""""""""""""""""""""
no
>""""""""""""""""KING""""""""""""""""
>>57871318
Antarctica is pretty great. No one actually lives there permanently.
>>57868768
trolling, rolling, bounding, bouncing across Europe, people often ask me what it means to be British. I tell'em it's triumph. Triumph.
Triumph when we create the biggest Empire the earth has ever seen. Triumph when we genocide our enemies. Triumph when when peer down from Dover and laugh heartily at the EU. Triumph when we depose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we bomb the Argies, and use nuclear robots to explore Mars. Triumph when we free Europe from nazis. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph
But it's not just the the big things, see? It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a Jerry customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for tea instead, in English knowing full well he understands me. The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an yank waiter in pound sterling covered with the Queens face. The way small mobs of Canadian school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of Amsterdam.
Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be a British.
>>57872669
physically cringed
>>57872669
Since when has Britain killed dictators and terrorists? Also America and Russia killed the Nazis.
