I dare edition
come at me ya aussie cunts
maisie
>Maisie
OYSTER CLAMS AND KEKOLDS
janny's gonna do his NUT
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
lest we forget
r8 the gf
>>57867151
absolute madman
>>57867090
doing an anime lads
got my willy wet last night lads
>>57867167
whats her hourly rate?
this is getting a bit weird now, might filter japanese flags for a bit
>>57867179
What the fuck am I doing
Rate my dating profile lads
*an unworldly twisting, creaking, leathery noise is heard in the distance followed swiftly by a deafening pop*
you've really done his nut this time lads
>>57867179
Two wasn't enough
>>57867206
2/10
>>57867222
Not posting my willy lad
mad how much social housing the uk has, 2.5 million houses compared to the USA with 1.1 million
>>57867179
lmao
he actually did it the madman
HORRIFIC
>>57867238
>>57867187
had a shower did ya?
>>57867179
just when I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic
>>57867296
demolished
sad and lonely...
>>57867296
wahey
but no m'willy went inside a fanny
>>57867295
me on the left
>>57867230
Your willy wouldn't reach two
why wont she respond /brit/
why can't she understand how much I love her
whats wrong with her /brit/
why wont she love me in return?
WHY /BRIT/
WHYY?
>>57867295
me in the red on the left with another lad inside me
>have root canal
>50 quid
Decent
Dunno why people are complaining about this whole NHS privatisation meme desu
>>57867404
that's pink
mfw i started this meme
>>57867380
cos you're ugly lol
>>57867421
fuck off m8
who are you, the colour police?
>>57867430
Me archives
>>57867433
bit rude
>>57867440
that's police of colour you racist
>go to a metal concert with a friend because he had no one to go with and I thought it would be funny
>surrounded by metal heads, the majority of which were overgrown man children with greasy hair
>BO is not only present it's like a soup in the air
>mosh pit starts
>get pushed around by greasy smelly people for half an hour
>the music is literally noise
>leave venue smelling of sweaty autists with my ears ringing
>mfw metalheads tell me their concerts are the best
fuck off
>going on holiday on your own
Seems depressing
>>57867484
Ky?
going to absolutely demolish some pussy today lads
going to leave those lips chapped and red raw
going to fill her up like a car engine in a petrol station during a petrol shortage
awww yeahhh boiii
>>57867504
Reeeeeee
>>57867515
yes.
Is it weird to still be a virgin at 19 years old
>>57867544
Fukin looser lol
>>57867430
Funny that redditors eat this shit up when these unique and quirky memes are made here on /brit/ every single day
>>57867515
I don't know what that means
>>57867531
don't be a cheeky cunt
>>57867563
How many girls have you had sex with japanon
>>57867570
Our memes are decent but we need new ones, the fedora posting gimmick I and others think is running a little stale.
>>57867604
lots, if 2D counts
>>57867611
Any suggestions
>>57867624
I didn't ask you, inbred twat
>>57867604
Waiting until marriage
I have a serious allergy... I'm bullshit intolerant
>Our memes are decent but we need new ones, the fedora posting gimmick I and others think is running a little stale.
>>57867624
>2D
reee fucking normie
>>57867665
>tfw no zayn bf
>>57867644
Not from Norwich m8
>>57867665
Get with the times granddad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eNmhYUaOao
>>57867648
you're extremely cock tolerant though, right?
waaaaaaaaahey
>>57867643
WTF is a school doing letting a knife on the premises?!
>British food
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/curry-chef-wiped-bottom-with-bare-hands-and-then-prepared-food-a3225471.html
Going to do a hoover then going to Costa coffee™
redpill me on japlad. did he bang?
>>57867750
>british
Had the most bizarre dream
I was travelling through some idyllic countryside in a self-propelling carriage, with some woman at my side
The road eventually flooded and we switched to wading through the water on our way to some castle.
I was kidnapped by lord farquaad and imprisoned in a dungeon cell which wasn't locked and wouldn't even close
I had a couple of cellmates who chilled in the cell even after I opened the door - for some reason, I used a thin twisted metal pope to coerce the door open as if it were locked.
I looked for weapons amidst the office supplies to orchestrate my escape and found one of those uncomfortable-edged metal rulers, and for some reason started scraping the paint off. I was interrupted by what I assume was the gaoler, who brought our lunch - an obscenely thin but piping hot pizza. I took it back to the cell, but when lord farquaad came back I threw the fucker in his face
He harrumphed out of the dungeon (I should note that the dungeon was more like a small private office with electric lighting and stuff) and I could hear him complaining to the gaoler about failing to lock the cell door. Noting he left the dungeon door open, I made my way out.
Gets foggy at this point.
I remember being in some kind of museum room, looking at khopesh exhibition stands and discussing their origins and similarity to the dothraki arakh (in the show at least) with rakharo, the dothraki who's beheaded by a rival khal shortly into season 2 (foy)
I had what resembled a very short bardiche with a bamboo shaft just long enough for a comfortable 2 hand grip, though I called it a glaive, and I was testing it out by pretending to strike incoming enemies around corners in the gut
Then I remember trying to type something on my phone and getting bamboozled by the hyphen for some reason
Then I woke up
Init whimsical
>>57867750
go back to jacking off to gooks austria
>>57867750
>Curry
>British
It's shitskin food m8
>>57867772
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/57821380/#57821902
>>57867721
It's a private school, the rules don't apply to the privileged
today I have achieved absolutely nowt
in just being out of the house i've lost out
>>57867782
Actually an excellent read
Falls down a little on the content towards the end however
>>57867155
i think i'm gonna fucking throw up
anyone ever shit in the bath?
Listening to chill beats to put me to sleep
>>57867843
stop looking in the mirror then
>>57867847
Bath is pretty shit already
>>57867847
no but I once got in the bath with my socks on because I'm so randum XD
>Law & Order - Season 10 Episode 18 - Mega
>Aired: Apr 05, 2000
>guy mentions Osama bin Laden
The Jews knew
>>57867811
W-What is she going to do with that?
>>57867777
>>57867804
Brits have been claiming that curry is British for ages now
>>57867611
fedora posting was always stale
ballbusting is my favourite in recent memory
>>57867891
i think you know
>>57867841
Ta petal
Need to transcribe dreams as they happen else I might forget something really important
>>57867897
well I claim it's not you mountain nigger
taking a pestle and mortar to my nads
So hard a thing it is to please all.
>>57867897
>"""""""""""""Brits"""""""""""""
>>57867907
was it rape?
>>57867915
Last dream I had was of my date the night before :(
>>57867934
More tar? Yes please!!!! *presents goolies* fill in this pothole please!!!!!
>>57867964
Your dating sims don't count
>TV program asks a representative sample of 1000 Muslims their view
>Guardian ask 5 random British Muslims their view
>Guardian claim the TV program is wrong
top keking kek
>>57867990
Catch up
>>57867994
seen that lol
>>57867897
Tikka Massala is British because it was invented in London
how the fuck do people walk in heels
>>57867979
no mortar
*plonks your gangrenous sack in mortar and watches it fly off into the distance and explode*
>>57868018
Like you're on your tip toes
cant stop farting
>>57868015
do you fancy turning down the racism grandad, this isn't the 50s
>>57868018
I don't wear big heels because I'm already quite tall but the smaller ones are fine, just go heel toe
>>57868060
Tokyo
in uni
don't post slags please it would be embarassing x
>>57867807
interesting read cheers senpai
>>57868081
phwoar bet you'd hug the shit out of her lad
she wouldn't know what hugged her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPXmA4ydEDw
>>57868081
Sorry, find weebs disgusting
>>57868107
You are damn right I would
keith in the bong
keith in the bong
i aint got no weed
i put keith in the bong
>>57868060
Just tried on my gfs heels she left lying around because bored
hurt my ankles and couldn't balance
why do women torture themselves ?
>>57868018
Great difficulty and pain
Women who do it regularly are utter schmucks if you'll excuse my Hebrew
>>57868155
How did you fit into them? Do you have small feet?
>>57868155
Makes you look taller, your legs look longer, and firms up the buttocks over time
>>57868138
Despise actual autistic people
Should be euthanised
Yeah there are Muslim terrorists, but what about white protestant terrorists like the KKK?
>>57868155
>Just tried on my gfs heels
you're gay son
>>57868155
>having feet small enough to fit into your girlfriend's shoes
>>57868170
Yeah but I take that into account and subtract a 1 off their rating
>>57868163
>>57868189
yes, and she's taller than me :^)
>>57868173
defo wanted to punch the guy in curious incident 2bh
>>57868210
And girl's don't give a shit about that, that's why they do it
>>57868170
>firms up the buttocks over time
why not just do squats ?
>Makes you look taller
why not just grow?
>>57868211
pathetic manlet
>>57868244
>why not just do squats ?
The best ones do that too
need a poo
Might say that ginger nuts are my favourite biscuits. Them or bourbons.
>>57868246
call me more names it turns me on
>>57868260
me in the queue
>>57868322
wtf
fruit shortcakes or viennese whirls
>>57868325
>wears female clothing
>gets turned on by fat men calling him names
you're messed up in the head lad
>>57868322
CUSTARD CREAMS
>>57868322
I like those chocolate shortbread biscuits by fox's
>>57868322
Nice biscuits desu
>>57868325
are you a submissive fuckboy?
does your gf dominate you?
>>57868354
Viennese whirls are a bit elaborate to be called biscuits I think
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=1637.9105
How times have changed
>>57868406
no and yes
>>57868357
I'm not fat fuck off
poo mk.II
whens the next manchester meet?
finished a poo
Just thought up a good post but itll have to wait till I'm in the UK
garibaldi GOAT biscuit imo
>>57868507
think we're meeting at belfast's house instead
>>57868455
Yeah definitely, tony blair pulling labour away from socialism was a good thing
>>57868507
meet you outside primark in piccadilly gardens in like 20 minutes
reminder that wearing high heels is the best way to get bigger calves lads
going to get a bath and shave my legs
later taters
Fuck I love chicks that look like this
>>57868594
nonce haha
>>57868582
fuck off
stop trying to turn grown masculine men into beta fuck boys
>>57868594
trashy whores?
>>57868578
Damn that's inspiring
need an Ellie gf
was going to go out and get my willy wet, dunno if I can be arsed though
>>57868620
Yes exactly
Just for the sexual aspect m8 I wouldn't get in a RELATIONSHIP with one
>>57868620
Never said you have to wear them in public
stop trying to stop men from becoming more masculine by getting jacked calves
why do you want everyone to have beta fuck boy chicken legs?
>>57868634
The same thing is still true to this day
need an Ellin gf
bit dead innit
>>57868674
why do you think every lad should have ridiculous tree trunk hulk legs?
muscles are pretty gross
>>57868732
coventry
#Truth
Going t'up bed
Fuck off
>Around 50% 'hold authoritarian views'
>They favour rolling back the state
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36043219
>>57868730
wanna spice things up and hop on my gorgeous cock?
>>57868732
t. beta fuck boy
>>57868674
I'm pretty sure wearing heels actually shrinks your calves. I read somewhere that models who wear heels too much can't wear normal shoes because it would tear their calves.
>>57868776
nah
a gril was doing that to me around 10 hours ago though
>>57868762
fuck off
>>57868760
>put your fingers in your ears, shout lalalalala and pretend immigration doesn't matter
brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT8BZBjXi9s
What was that autistie aussie talking about earlier with those mystery codes?
why do black people have such bizarre cackling laughs
>>57868825
literally only matters to sheltered rorkes who never leave their house
>>57868825
>scapegoating
brilliant
>>57868817
and then you woke up and realised it was all adream
>blacks at work stinking out the breakroom with microwave fish meals
What is it with blacks and fish?
>>57868884
no
she just left my house about an hour ago x
>>57868808
it shortens your insertions to give the appearance of bigger calves desu
>>57868886
why don't you ask him?
go and say "oi nigger, what is it with you blacks and fish?"
>>57868762
>>57868819
love brits tbf
>>57868857
Except for the bank of england study at the end of last year showing mass low skilled migration to the UK has lowered wages for low skilled workers
>>57868878
Yep, scapegoating the employers when it's immigration that's the problem
>>57868773
Rolling back to what?
>>57868933
got 7 (you)'s thanks
I'll declare myself the winner here
HOW DID JAPLADS DATE GO??? DID I WIN ANY MONEY?
>>57868886
ahaha reminds me of the time my dad died on a fishing trawler
still cant shower without hearing his voice
ive got some arms on the end of my shoulders
they dont do much but bridge said shoulders with my hands
i dont think my shoulders are on speaking terms with my hands or else theyd be directly attached
>>57868969
Don't believe you
>>57868939
>low skilled workers
deserve everything they get, doesn't take much to learn a trade
>whites are a minority where I work
wonder if any of us would be friends in real life
>>57869002
WELL THEN CUNT
HOW ABOUT AN APOLOGY?
>>57869025
literally every single one of you would avert your eyes and start manually walking if you saw me
>>57869046
probably true
>>57869005
>a large proportion of the working class don't matter haha, roll on the migrants
t. middle class labour voter (you)
>people honestly think immigrants don't take jobs from natives.
1 employed immigrant = 1 less job for natives
>>57869046
I have a ward that specifically prevents this
>>57868773
>dissenting against the state
Oy vey
>>57869046
probably not though
>>57869053
want her on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her mouuth
>>57869036
Might let you off
Good poster
>>57869064
I vote swp actually
>>57869085
oh shit dude that's fucking ALPHA as fuck bro
that fucking ROCKS hahaha
cunt
>Nigerian at my work
>he's not on 35k
Should I get him deported lads? You're supposed to make 35k to be allowed to live here
>>57869006
iktf :/
>>57869119
me in the floral breeches
>>57868973
he hugged her
>>57869046
Mate I'm 6'6" and built like a brick shithouse
I'd look you straight in the eye and smack you if you looked at me funny
>>57869135
BLACKED
>>57869119
me representing clan mcclung, my lineage can be traced all the way back to the prehistoric highlands
>>57869147
uhh racist and sexist much?
>>57869151
blue shirt is definitely a girl
>>57869129
If he he has a wife who earns 35k i don't think the rule applies, also he might be a citizen in which case it doesn't count and also has the rule even come in yet?
>>57869147
I would walk you down and one straight right down the pipe and your legs would buckle
ahahaha why are Africans poor wtf ahaha
>spend £3000 on a dream holiday to Japan to "find yourself"
>drink aline in your room
>go on a """""date"""" with an average looking Japanese girl
>only get a hug
>she says she'll look you up if she plans on moving to England
hungry but feel sick/hungover
hate it
>>57869247
mass immigration lowering their wages
Imagine having a gf lads
slovakia but feel sick/hungover
hate it
>>57869260
>drinking heavily on a Wednesday
There is your problem.
fucking hate white people lads
>I would walk you down and one straight right down the pipe and your legs would buckle
>>57869294
arrogant student here
i'll do what i want x
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1335764/Celebrities-fail-to-see-the-joke-on-Brass-Eye.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU&index=5&list=WL
>>57869249
Don't ruin my dreams pls.
>>57869294
wednesday is student night where i am m8
Where do I go from here lads?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4eqho0/almost_50_hold_authoritarian_views/
>>57869249
It's more than I've done in the past few days desu.
>>57869300
god this so fucking much, i mean, would it kill them to wash their hair and get a little sun so they look less like a fucking pig/tomato hybrid?
>>57869290
good
>>57869006
Every night
>>57869327
all nights are student nights where i am
>>57869249
COULD
NOT
WRITE
IT
>>57869318
>2001
Alright grandad
Leaked paparazzi picture of me last night lads
Shouldn't drink on a Wednesday
>>57869308
>>57869327
>undergraduates
>>57869328
4got pic sorry xD
fucking wankered I was last night 2bh
>>57869328
Take the next left and then on until you get to the fork in the road. Turn right and then it's two miles and you're there.
>>57869399
idgi
the so-called "white race", or as ive taken to calling it, "caucaesh"
>>57869399
I have cds of some of my routine in my car. £5 each or 3 for £12, would make a great gift for a family member or pet.
>>57869288
Imagine cuddling with her
>>57869403
same
managed to pull outside the club after it had closed lmao
saw a girl i'd previously shagged and she asked me to get in a taxi with her wahey
