THE FRENCHMAN: DURING HIS CHILDHOOD HE'S FORCED TO EAT FROGS, SNAILS... SINK BOATS "THE FRENCHMAN" "SURRENDERS" TO GERMANS, ANGLOS" AND HE THINKS HE WON WW2!! the FRENCHMAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY, DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO UNIVERSITY. HE'S A THICK IGNORANT, CLOSED, BRUTE, STUPID, PROFANE, DISGUSTING
WHAT IS FRENCHMAN IN LATIN???
*``MANDUCANS CASEUS DEDITIONEM SIMIA``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A FRENCHMAN IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE LIST SOME OF THEIR CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY COLLABORATED WITH THE NAZIS
1- THEY GET BLOWN UP FOR DRAWING CARTOONS
2- THEY CARRY OUT TERRORIST ATTACKS IN FRIENDLY PORTS
3- THEIR WOMEN SMELL OF CHEESE, BO AND THEY DON'T SHOWER
4- THEY DON'T HAVE TESTICLES
5- THEY EAT TOO MUCH GARLIC AND THE WHOLE COUNTRY SMELLS LIKE IT
6- THEIR COUNTRY USED TO BE AN ENGLISH COLONY
7- THEY ARE DESCENDED FROM SUPERIOR GERMANICS BUT SPEAK A LATIN LANGUAGE
8- THEY'RE LIKE ITALIANS AND DON'T WIN WARS
9- THE WOMEN ARE HAIRIER THAN THE """""MEN"""""
10- THEY LOST THE BATTLE OF AGINCOURT
Fuck you, we aren't profane.
Friendship with Poo Peeland is over
France is my new best friend
>real accurate characteristics
upvoted :^)
>>57866877
Come on New Zealand, you're not cut out to be a bully.
w-well done
This thread made my day a better one
Thank you mister sinking boat
>>57866877
Alright but we're not profane we're the eldest daughter of the Church
>7- THEY ARE DESCENDED FROM SUPERIOR GERMANICS BUT SPEAK A LATIN LANGUAGE
This is the worst one, how cucked can one country be. Even the English language only has around 30% French shit in it, you cunts swallowed Latin cock entirely
The sad thing is the French are so irrelevant now they'll even take negative attention. They're happy someone is mentioning France.
>>57867142
excellent post
>>57866993
never liked yanks anyway
>>57867175
"So irrelevant"
Ok, daily eminder
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2005/jul/15/activists.g2
>Astonishingly no government outside New Zealand condemned the French action, least of all Britain, despite the fact it was a British vessel.
>tfw comonwealth BTFO
>tfw brits on suicide watch
>tfw France even in the shitest hole still relevant
Get cancer burger, or we'll nuke your face
>>57867246
s'il te plait arrête
>>57867246
Face it, both the UK and France are irrelevant. Your militaries are too shit to be relevant.
>>57867142
Don't worry the """"""English""""" language wasn't only cucked by the French one
>>57867290
kek we still have one of the best navies on the planet, henk
>>57867294
Ah, the downsides to being the global lingua franca, you wouldn't understand
>>57867397
That might be, but you are still irrelevant. Do you ever wonder why you don't matter in world politics anymore? Because your army is shit. The only countries that matter in world politics are the ones with good armies.
>>57867426
>t. i don't understand world politics whatsoever
>>57867284
Pourquoi ?
>>57867290
Nope, best armies in Europe, best special forces in the world otherwise
>>57867426
France alone has enough nuke to make russia and USA both 3rd world cunt
>>57867481
No, it really works that way. You literally don't matter. At all.
Global power is measured like this: military+economy+(diplomacy:2)
>>57867535
keep on writing please im loving it
>>57866877
motion to remove caps lock keys from all new zealandic keyboards
>>57867426
>>57867530
>Ukraine, Plonad, Italy, Spain
>not having civilian nuclear power
doubt.jpg
>>57867792
>hungary
Sometimes I shit baguettes by my nostril.
Is it normal in other countries?
I think I've been traumatized as a child.
>>57866877
Shit banter Australia
>>57867792
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_referendums,_1987
Based kiwi
>>57867037
For example ?
>>57866877
you in pretty good condition today my Australian friend
>>57867409
But France used to be a sort of """"lingua franca"""" m8
>>57871107
French*
>>57866877
You forgot the rainbow warrior thing :^)
>>57871107
It's cool, French is now a lingua africa
>>57867530
>France alone has enough nuke to make russia and USA both 3rd world cunt
>>57871274
kek, true
>>57871393
>tumblr
Hum...let's test our nukes.
>>57871436
>Hum...let's test our nukes.
Don't listen to the bullies I love the Frecnh
>>57871530
Of course you do, first country visited in the world by far, who the fuck doesn't except hillyblillies from Poo Pealand ?
>>57871591
>>57871274
That's a surprisingly good post America.
>tfw no kiwi bf
;-;
Buen post papu
