Dirndl edition
cara
>>57848290
very good post
sitting a bit closer embiggens the smallest screen
>>57848234
it definitely can't hinder anything, i beleive the natural simple methods will help you in the long run
before you started to make an attempt to sort this out and made active changes, what was your lifestyle like then?
were you a shut in 4chan type eating unhealthy etc. ?
Me at the back
Doing a morning wank
>>57848290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpG9CzSmcew
>tfw never got acne or teenage spots
>>57848290
>that lamb has got further with a woman than you ever will
And with cara no less ;_;
what are some good google image searches to choke the chicken to lads?
no he-she's plz, thanks x
>Dad pretty much forced me to come downstairs for a little over an hour in order to disassemble the settees for disposable in preparation for the arrival of the new sofas tomorrow
>Had a bit of a rant at me again about spending all day playing games, I should for a job and we were generally at each other throats for a while
>As I was walking behind him with a spanner, I was thinking just how easy it world be, ended up smacking the wall
>Dad was nagging me about getting married, said I was 25. Made me mad, how could he get my age wrong? I corrected him but he didn't seem to understand why I was offended
>I told him I didn't want to get married and that this wasn't Pakistan. He couldn't understand my objections so I decided to wind him up.
>Said I planned on going on Jihad
>"Jihad? What's that?"
>had to repeat myself a few times, accused him of not being a Muslim, must be issues with my accent or pronunciation
>He looked shocked and asked "where?"
>I said here
>He looked serious know and said that those people were liars and they were not Muslims
>Told me to go for the easy life
>I said, "what about the next life?"
>He asked where had I gotten this from? Had I been speaking to someone?
>Told him no
>Was it the internet? Was that what I spend all day doing?
>Told him no, that I was just joking
>Told me I should stop joking, that's what fucked up my life with getting suspended from university and arrested etc
Pretty good chat, feel like I'm closer to being able to tell him I was to kill myself
Should humanity plug itself into a pleasure machine? What are the arguments against it?
Try to focus less on how we would practically implement it, I'm just curious about why a virtual heaven everyone would be completely happy with is wrong.
>>57848290
Just got to the catacombs in dark souls 3. Anyone else playing?
>>57848303
better than some stupid fake moaning and the cunting man saying stuff (ruins it) "oh yeah you like that huh you like it when i put it in your ass" hate it
don't respond to him
>>57848290
Wanna snuggle 'em both :3
>>57848357
post pics
@57848375
>posting it again
fuck off
it didn't bang last time, for a reason
i feel sympathy for you sometimes amir but really you are hopeless piece of shit
>>57848375
you waited for a new thread to post this because you thought more people would read it. But I didn't read it, just so you know.
>>57848375
>settees
>>57848374
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=nice+jiggly+tits&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiS08nK3YzMAhVJPBQKHRUgBI8Q_AUICCgC&biw=1920&bih=1008#tbm=isch&q=cucked&imgrc=cQAqOPaNDOWgUM%3A
>>57848434
definitely didn't check my post number on this
>>57848290
I can get the jeep and the sheep now I just need the gf
lads i honestly want to be able to help abnormie virgins to bring themselves into a better life
honestly believe that it was my advice and guidance which lead sershlad to leave us and gain a girlfriend
t. ex normie turned depressive autist
>>57848413
>>57848483
Yeah it's very esoteric. Loads of little plates of unrecognisable things. I ate a flower not knowing if it was supposed to be decoration or food.
>it's the 2016th year
>people are still being foreign
>people are still having brown skin
>poeple are still being doggedly persistant in rasheed-hood
shaking my head
>>57848434
It's a quality post and I will repost it tomorrow too
need a far right gf
>>57848423
One of these days I will, but for now just picture a veiny warm dick
>>57848243
I have never done either of those things. I still put my rick in after she's wet engine right?
>>57848498
>t. ex normie turned depressive autist
what went wrong?
>>57848510
oh god
going to go full baka gaijin mode
>>57848175
if you over expand in civ 5 and get into war and the enemy attacks your gold production centres i.e mines and shit then you get royally fucked up. decreased gold production means that the player can no longer afford luxuries so his populations get shitty while also meaning he can't buy units. you can attack production in the same way. target large sources of production and pillage/obliterate the tile and it removes the contribution. you absolutely bleed gold per turn compared to a small spread with a high economy so protecting that shit is vital for them. also block his roads and pillage parts of them to disrupt his trade networks for a complete royal screwing
form a defensive pact and find his best cities then figure out which tiles you need to destroy. the icons will tell you. go for high gold/high value luxury/high production.
>>57848525
Already was.
just woke up lads
(lmfao not really, imagine that!!)
>>57848324
>what was your lifestyle like then?
Mix of normal food and junk food, often ate sweets, chocolate, fizzy and energy drinks, etc
Rarely drank water and consumed a ton of dairy
Was extremely lazy with showering and touched my face all the time
Never used any facial cleansing products
I always got out often but don't really do any 'exercise' unless you count 4 miles of walking a day
Now its the complete opposite (>>57792698)
Changed more than a month ago, so maybe the effects are slow
>>57848520
good luck finding one in ireland
>>57848514
what your thoughts on islam right now amir? were your parents strict with religion growing up?
all of the things you've done have haram as fuck but i'm curious to whether you class yourself as a muslim?
i reckon you'll end up getting radicalised in prison
>>57848554
i dunno, it just gradually happened
i just distanced myself from my normie friendship groups by being an antisocial/moody prick
i still have a few friends and live the normie life on occasions but no doubt i will end up losing the last few friends i have left because of the way i am
>>57848556
Good experience though, managed to eat the whole thing. Breakfast is also pretty much the same thing if you have it.
Comes with plenty of rice at least.
imagine having a genuine 10/10 face though
>>57848667
alri, should be good
going to go check out, see you in a bit x
>>57848600
yeah the effects may be slow but don't get frustrated, just keep doing what you're doing, keep patient and disciplined and it will pay off in the end
>>57848616
Would be happy with just a black hating one desu
>>57848686
Peace be with you x
>>57848593
no homo right
>>57848498
>>57848695
wish there were more posters like you
>>57848675
Only woman care about this shit lad. Get some money in your pocket and a nice suit you'll be banging first rate clunge every day of the week.
>>57848675
>ywn get paid to travel the world and let people take photos of you
>>57848375
stop posting this bullshit and end your life already
>>57848699
most boggers are
>>57848741
Yeah but where can I wear a suit without looking like an autist?
>>57848723
haha thanks, i'm just in a good mood tonight
but I have faith in you pal, you can do this!
>>57848770
the local playground
>>57848638
>what your thoughts on islam right now amir? were your parents strict with religion growing up?
no, weren't into religion at all. Dad didn't even fast for ramadan.
>all of the things you've done have haram as fuck but i'm curious to whether you class yourself as a muslim?
Muslim, yes, I just hate pakis
>i reckon you'll end up getting radicalised in prison
doubt it, too sceptical and strong willed for brainwashing
if I want to learn a language solely to be able to understand its memes, what language would I choose?
LADS i have 3 terabytes of music spread across four hard drives... there are doubles and duplicates everywhere and it's a fucking mess... how do i clean this mess up without it taking a month?
>>57848741
Nah fuck off i'm not talking about the difference between a bit attractive/averrage I'm talking about having a literal 10/10 face
don't pretend face doesn't matter kek
>>57848375
I feel so bad for your dad. Seems like more of a man than you could ever hope to be.
>>57848699
>bogger
I'd rather not thanks
I don't mind culchies but boggers are a fucking embarrassment to this country
>>57848786
>paki
>hates pakis
>>57848800
>LADS i have 3 terabytes of music spread across four hard drives
christ
I struggle to find 5 new songs for my playlist every week, end up constantly overlistening and getting bored of my music
Just run a duplicate scanner
>>57848809
>boggers
>culchies
what's the difference?
>>57848798
mandarin
fucking loads of speakers
pretty much a whole new internet (chinese internet)
low amount of english speakers
a man and his girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at one at a side of road. he turn to his girl and says:
"baby, i love u very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine in broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news reports of steres being stolen"
"good ide. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, we was supposed to be back by now" . then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and a man door hand hook car door
>>57848809
the girls have had nearly their entire small towns cock in them too
>>57848803
imo I think the novelty would wear off after a while. youre basically just a gimmick at that point. you have use nor need for a personality and any success you achieve will be attributed to your looks or that you're just really lucky to be so smart and good looking no matter how hard you worked.
alright you bent pricks
im pissing some disgusting liquid out of my urethra, i call it piss, and im doing it on the toilet, where i usually do
so fuck off
>>57848786
>Muslim, yes, I just hate pakis
so do you just hate everyone then? you've made your thoughts about 'pigskins' clear before
>>57848786
>too sceptical and strong willed for brainwashing
hmm, i'm not too sure, a lot of people end up converting in the british prison system
it starts off with just pretending to be muslim just so you can leave your cell a lot more for prayers and then being in the same place all day they end up converting fully, usually in a radical way
there's a lot of muslims in the prison system, especially around manchester or will you end up in prison in aberdeen?
honestly can't see you being able to escape a sentence with this amir.
>>57848855
Boggers are the willfully ignorant types who laugh at anyone not wearing crosshatch and say things like lob the gob instead of shift
>>57848473
So what you're saying is to focus on pillaging mines and plantations? What about cities? Is it best to annex or just raze? Should I bother capturing them at all? I don't want to expand, I just want him to back the fuck down
>>57848848
it's a 20 year collection
i'll have to go through it manually
>>57848905
wow, you really don't sound well. might be another symptom of whatever's causing your weird finger growths
where do i go from here lads?
>>57848945
>have you had worse than THIS? *unzips dick*
>>57848945
Ask her "Should humanity plug itself into a pleasure machine? What are the arguments against it?
Try to focus less on how we would practically implement it, I'm just curious about why a virtual heaven everyone would be completely happy with is wrong."
if she doesn't provide an effective rebuttal against the hedonistic ideal she's a retard
>>57848798
Scouse laaaa
>>57848941
got these positively kafkaesque black pine needles growing around my eyes too
checking myself into A or E if things get any madder
>>57848945
Mate..
>>57848945
Ask her what side she'll be on for the race war
lads if i installed tinder on my phone one night and tried to match with a few people and then uninstalled the app the next day, will people still be able to find me???
i never technically deleted my twitter account just uninstalled the app
i really really really really really hope that local girls can't still see my profile
>>57848808
He isn't smart or compassionate enough for me to respect him
>>57848906
I quite like blacks, they seem cool and non-judgemental
Probably end up in Aberdeen prison since it was a Scottish law that was broken
>>57848921
Please expand upon this, to an ignorant dubliner
The poo I'm taking smells like the food I ate
*inhales deeply*
Pop punk is the only worthwhile thing to come out of America.
>>57849020
You're still on there and still visible
got range banned for repeatedly posting the little black dick repeatedly in these threads
sorry for anyone in the north ga area using cell network
Might try a sinus clearing set
does the k in UK stand for ketamine?
oi literally fuck off
>>57848999
It's worse than I though. Don't tell me you have hard, calcified growths in your mouth too?
>>57849037
It's like the difference between a townie and a skanger
>>57849036
i like blacks too, they intergrate into british culture
maybe you won't get radicalised then but i will guess in a Scottish prison you're going to get a lot more racist Scottish guys who are going to want to beat you up
Do you honestly think you'll be able to escape a sentence?
>>57849062
fucking hell
going to have install it now just to check whether i've got any matches
for all i know 10 fit birds have tried to match me, this was about 6 months ago
is there anyway to delete it fully, do you know?
>>57848923
if you destroy his production and his units as they come, then that combined with haemorrhaging gold will lead him to surrender eventually.
nukes are obviously trouble because you don't know where he will fire them so you don't know how long you have but in anticipation for war, I always just set up the front line and then units a few tiles back plus whatever the sub killer ships are called if im near water to basically stop air and sea units plus keeping planes on standby to launch and destroy ground launchers. you can easily win battles by not even leaving your borders but given his high economy, you will need to in order to ruin his production and gold.
I really would get a defensive pact going at this point with someone in order to either deter his attack so you can prepare or at least have another civ on your side when he does attack to spread out the fighting
>>57849085
kocaine
rate my voice acting reel lads. thinking of sending it in to anime company to become a professional anime voice actor.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yjGOdGq2LS
>>57849060
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
>>57849152
>that girl laughing
Normie
>>57848905
i know you only make posts like this to try and make me not attracted to you but it's not going to work
still want to insert my willy
>>57849122
unfortunately yes
looks like my pineal gland is so far gone it's forming mineral stalactites
should i hammer them out?
>>57848638
>i dunno, it just gradually happened
>i just distanced myself from my normie friendship groups by being an antisocial/moody prick
>i still have a few friends and live the normie life on occasions but no doubt i will end up losing the last few friends i have left because of the way i am
You sound exactly like I was about a year and a half to two years ago
Don't keep going this way if you can do anything to avoid it. It just gets worse
>>57849192
i don't want to keep going this way but it seems inevitable right now
the first thing i need to do is get a job to be able to get back on track with normie life
>>57849190
Not yet, your pineal gland is in overdrive and will simply immediately replace them. You need to decalcify it first, then they should simply fall out after a few weeks.
>>57849183
going to describe my next moonblood in graphic detail just to stave you off
i don't usually play games but going to buy Civ 5, should i get the normal version for £20 on steam or the full package with all expansions for £35?
>>57849128
"Criminals" aren't racist, I've said it repeatedly and I'll keep saying it, the people I met in the lock-up in the sheriffs court were friendly as fuck
I am 100% sure I'll get off and now all I'm considering is revenge, how many layers will it have?
Should I stop at simply having her arrested or should I push a few more buttons?
>slowly lost contact with all my friends after leaving school
Life is just boring honestly
is wildstar worth playing? it's free now
>>57849254
My stocks are running low which severely limits my lunamancy capabilities. Can I get mates rates on a few vials?
>>57849258
The expansions are definitely worth it. They add a lot.
if this post gets 3 (You)s then I'll do a vocaroo kareoke
give suggestions too
need the 3 (You)s so I can make a choice between your suggestions of what to sing
preferably something I will know
>take a shit
>most of it just comes straight out
>one final little bit that i have to force out and it's a pain the arse (pun intended)
everrytime
>>57849301
>>57849301
>>57849301
babymetal - gimme chocolate
>>57849283
go on tinder
>>57849301
Elton John - Tiny Dancer
>>57849301
Eminem - Fack
>>57849258
expansions too
BTW is a fucking unreal expansion. adds so much to the game
>>57849301
Sum 41 - whatever song the shiny ponyta child is listening to in his video
>>57849299
ok cool
how long does a game take roughly and is it really addictive? got exams next month but looking for something i can play in the evenings after revising during the day, but don't want something which will fuck me
>>57849312
Nah have a small dick so itd just be awkward. I'll prob just end up being that gut that posts on 4chan at the age of 30
>That one bitch who falls for the same phishing email twice
I didn't even resend it, she just entered her details and then did the same 3 days later
>>57849267
i think you're delusional and can't see you getting away with it but i'm looking forward to finding out the conclusion
and you may have got lucky and met a few good lads, but most white 'criminals' are racist and i'd say it's even more prevalent in scotland
when you're all in prison they'll need someone to bully and you seem like a good target
the only way you can stop this from happening is by sticking up for yourself and asserting your authority
think you're too autistic to do that though, and you'll end up fucked in prison
>>57849304
>do a poo
>a bit clinging to bumhole
>start flapping buttcheeks so it falls off
>it doesn't
>forced to smear it all over with the paper
>>57849344
only eligible suggestion so far
am holding out hope that i will recieve a better suggestion but if not i will do this
robbie williams songs are welcomely accepted as suggestions by the way
>>57849131
This is some good advice thanks mate
There are only two other civs left in play and my relations are frosty with the other one too. I'm going to try and stall as long as I can to isolate him diplomatically first and build up my nuclear arsenal. An advantage I have is that I'm on a large peninsula with only one coastal city so I don't need to worry about a navy too much, although I'll need carriers and escorts for nuke deployment. I only have the most basic nukes at this stage, no missiles. But I think I'm the science leader so it's not so bad
>>57849301
Robbie Williams - Angels
>>57849383
>>57849304
please don't toiletpost
I'm so honest that when the barista handed me my takeaway coffee I pointed out that it was a large instead of the regular I ordered and might be someone else's.
Then she went back, put the large on the bench and made a regular; so now I just feel a bit silly.
moving to japan to teach english
>>57849301
Always on my mind-Elvis
>>57849128
You can either terminate your account or just disable your profile from showing up on the feed
Make sure to swipe right a few times when you reinstall because those who have liked you are shown first
>Unemployment rates in the Mediterranean rose more sharply for EU member states than for non-EU Mediterranean countries over the past 10 years, again reflecting the economic crisis. Unemployment rates at least doubled between 2005 and 2014 for Cyprus, Greece and Spain
http://bruegel.org/2016/04/youth-unemployment-in-the-mediterranean-region-and-its-long-term-implications/
thoughts?
>>57849351
shall do, could you please answer this >>57849361
if he doesn't
>>57849432
alright then it will be this then
give me about 10 minutes though, may have to do a couple takes
should i sing to the instrumental or sing along with robbie to the proper version?
>>57849495
sing along with robbie
>>57849446
i've pointed out that i've been given too much change on several occasions
>>57849361
It is pretty time consuming desu. A game at standard speed will take at least 4-5 hours.
>>57849376
>, but most white 'criminals' are racist and i'd say it's even more prevalent in scotland
Aberdeen is a world apart from Glasgow
I really do believe in myself and that belief will carry me forwards
>>57849301
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Mi
>>57849446
Did you expect to be rewarded for your honesty?
MY MUM said if this post gets 10,000 (You)'s, she will pay for our dog's operation so that he doesn't die.
I know that 99% of people will ignore this, but if you CARE, then please spare me some (You)'s!
>>57849514
spiritual rewards
>>57849446
spiritual rewards
>>57849535
spiritual rewards
>>57849484
>thoughts?
Bring on the sexy Spanish immigrants 2bh.
>>57849472
yeah i'll install it again in abit and see what happens
only managed to match one bird before but only had it for less than 24 hours
will be a bit awkward if a bird that i already know has tried to match me ages ago
>>57849547
My mum says you are what you eat if you eat french fries you become french and if you eat runner beans you become a runner and if you eat what's this the it's green giant sweetcorn green giant? *shoves it in my face hole*
>>57849535
No I just feel that I caused more hassle and made someone else's day a little harder
pistol packin mama lay that pistol down
http://strawpoll.me/7365967
http://strawpoll.me/7365967
http://strawpoll.me/7365967
extremely important scientific research
>>57849446
I do that all the time.
I paid this cashier $25 for $22 worth of stuff and she gave me $23 change so I was like sorry I gave you $25 not 45 and she's like oh god thanks so much and was saying how good it is to meet honest people and shit. Do people really just pocket the change if that happens?
>>57849554
this
karma is real
>>57849579
Intriguing post, it made me contemplate a great number of things, such as the unharmonious 21st century divide of the sciences and humanities when previously in all recorded history, scholars embraced all knowledge - was it not Sir Isaac Newton himself who said that he, like all great men, stood on the soldiers of giants?
Truly a very insightful post, this one.
>>57849518
oh fuck nvm then
you know of any similar games which would take a bit less time? maybe 1-2 hours?
>>57849180
do not reproach me for laughing grill. this is not r9k.
>>57849527
for some reason i hope you do alright but i can't see you managing it
just make sure as soon as you get to the prison to try and forget all your anxieties and assert yourself as a lad, and someone that people don't wanna fuck with
i've had a few mates who have done stretches by the way
>>57849579
Did a bellowing laugh at this post.
Take my coveted 'best post of the day' trophy.
>>57849488
yeah the games can take hours and it's addictive as fuck.
don't play it close to exams. I tried to study for an exam inbetween turns once hahahaha and then realised the day before the exam I knew nothing. Get it after and enjoy like 5 hour long games
>>57849655
>karma is real
pol pot died of old age in a private mansion
>>57849629
i'd be too paranoid about being found out 2bh. is it a crime to take change that you shouldn't have? i dunno
>>57849667
worst oasis album and that's saying something
http://strawpoll.me/7365980
http://strawpoll.me/7365980
http://strawpoll.me/7365980
thoughts?
>>57849668
it doesn't matter, you can just save the game and carry on the next day
>>57849710
>>57849680
I've been stealing these from you for months
*tosses it on the heap*
>>57849679
>for some reason i hope you do alright
I know you're non-white, you don't need to pretend, this is OUR general now
>i've had a few mates who have done stretches by the way
>>57849414
as long as he hasn't created ICBMS then you're gonna be alright. they means he can only pay load them ao build up AA around borders and basically just ruin his production.
you could actually nuke his plantations and tiles. it irradiates the ground and requires workers to scrub the tiles before they can even be built on but then you'd be using parts of your arsenal
>>57849734
both of my genitals got hard, what a handsome lad
>>57849680
>47 minutes in to a new day and you're handing out best post of the day trophies
piss poor display
>>57849742
no fuck off i'm a genuine white man
and i still do hate pakis in general, but i know not to treat everyone but the colour of their skin
i'm still racist i suppose but i'm just a lot less delusional than the rorkes on here who don't leave their houses
>>57849687
cool thanks senpai, shall stay strong
>>57849728
realistically i wouldn't be able to do that though, too weak willed
>>57849587
Oh, that makes sense.
>>57849629
Sometimes I pocket the change just so I don't have to bother talking to people any more than I need to. Though if it's a significant amount I usually do the right thing and point it out.
>go to the bakery with my mates for lunch
>as we walk out I spot a $50 note just outside and pick it up
>"you guys see who dropped this?"
>guys shake their heads
>couple of other guys in the store but it isn't theirs
>see woman about 10m up the street walking away from the bakery
>ah
>catch her just as she's about to get into her car
>"did you drop this?"
>"oh that's not mine"
>get back to the bakery where my mates are and the baker says 'just keep it mate'
>spend it on a slab for me and the guys
Good neighborhood
>>57849668
change the game speed to quick or whatever it's called
did a thing
http://strawpoll.me/7365997
http://strawpoll.me/7365997
http://strawpoll.me/7365997
>>57849736
Oh YEAH? Well take THIS.
>>57849857
Now this I will cherish for the rest of my days
>>57849835
lend us a tenner cunt
>>57849873
Fuck off that's like $250 AU
>>57849258
just wait til it's on sale (regularly) on steam
game + expansions will be about 8 quid
>>57849771
ah yes
>>57849835
meanwhile in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjJOXmvde98
I hate myself
>>57849992
lmao
>>57849992
what do you hate about yourself?
>>57849942
Going to try this. Will report back with the results.
i have never played a zelda game
>>57850005
im really really gay
think i blew it lads
>marcus rashford scored a screamer in the FA cup
>will be going to school tomorrow
cannot imagine the banter
done that thing i was on about lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9JYN7rzrP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9JYN7rzrP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9JYN7rzrP
the sound goes fucked for a 20 second period at the start but it goes back to normal again so bare with it
>>57850032
Nah this is fake
never read a comic book
smoking in my room got old pretty quickly. Now everything smells like cigarettes
>>57850032
hahhahhahahhahahahhahahha
laughing my head off
this is my unironically screenshot from a few months ago
good old molly
>>57850065
it's not fake you i suppose you
she was just some random slag i was pissing around with
>>57850005
Pretty much everything.
>>57850057
that was fucking awful
you sound like a paki too
>>57849060
>sum 41
>american
strongly dislike doctor who and game of thrones
>>57850091
this is the response i was hoping for
any more requests?
i will do rap/grime requests too
man can spit bars
>>57850101
Borders are artificial lad. Don't be a bigot.
>>57850057
good lad
>>57850087
hahahaha yeh lad i saved it months ago
crazy that hahahahaha
>>57850032
>still posting this months later
not even remotely interested in dungeons and dragons derivatives or rping
https://youtu.be/j2fSaSR6elQ
korean lad does a scouse accent about halfway through this video
absolutely creasing
>>57850141
i was just smashed off my head on a mad one at 7 in the morning haha
im pretty sure theres more to that convo too, i'll have a look on my phone and post it
>>57850143
it is quite banterous if i say so myself
>Work for local council in a 99% white town
>Received a load of anti-Islamophobia posters today which I had to put up
>>57850166
worra bender
>>57850134
DELET THIS
canadians are such great posters
>>57850166
>bort
>>57850214
said no one ever
>>57850214
I would be so sad if they all left /brit/ forever. Think of all the brilliant banter we'd miss.
>>57850166
glottal stops are for chavs
>>57850214
fuck off!!
>>57850143
if you knew /brit/ then you'd know that posting tinder reels in lots of (you)'s.
also i thought this lad >>57850175 was being an absolute banterlord so i saved it
>>57850260
fuck off that's how I talk you new labour toff
>>57850141
Kek this is all I can post because the other screenshots are doxxable
If anyone saved them all then you know my first name
t. Birmingham on mobile
>>57850214
The people say today that Canadians are better only because they live today, and now is their time. Australians have stood the test of time, and this is from the age when shitposts weren't subject to computer analysis forty (You)s deep
>>57850306
saved
will post in october 2017
and yet, i identify as a nerd and a geek. stop #nerdshaming #notyourshield
>>57850300
i use glottal stop half the time when im lazy
i stop using it when i speak to middle/upper class people
>>57850306
t. me
haven't done anything this banterous in a good while
if this post gets 2 (You)s then i will message molly now and post the convos
>>57850350
How often do you speak to upper class people?
reminder, paki women>>>>white 'women'
Rip it up and start again
used to get drunk alone, watch k-pop videos and eat chicken nuggets, but now I've stopped drinking and eating fast food and I still want to kill myself months later
travelling during rush hour wasnt a good idea desu
>>57850386
thought you were going out with some slag today
Need a girl to sit on my lap and wee on me through her knickers.
>>57850364
message
make sure to mention that your willy is hard
use lots of /brit/ memes
talk about kev
well curious to see how she responds
>>57850407
Save that for marriage
>>57850306
did you ever shag her
@57850364
nah you're alright
Any girls (or guys pretending to be girls) want to erp? I will do whatever scenario you want.
bit drunk on a wednesday night for some reason lads
regardless of his hate for me, i do honestly hope that herts is able to insert his willy into a japanese slag before he has to go home
good luck lad
t. the ''''''''''paki'''''''''
>>57850407
get a paki for that
>>57850406
That was yesterday, check archives cba
>>57850440
*goes red and looks down at shoes*
I-I've always wanted to try it...
>>57850411
haven't met the quota but i might do
>>57850424
nah, shes from manchester but she goes to keele uni which is about an hours drive from me
she's a total slag and i could have went there before to shag her but she always a bit funny, e.g only telling me to come there on short notice when she was drunk
have watched her ram a vibrator into herself on skype though
its quite fun to watch someone wank over you
>>57850489
*fucks you up the arse*
alri lad
>>57850489
I've got you this dog collar do you want to wear it?
>>57850544
oh fuck off
>>57850516
>Keele
I might know her. Got any other pictures?
*farts*
just announcing my presence haha
>>57850529
alright then
just messaged molly on whatsapp saying 'hello x'
haven't spoke to her for a few months and theres a chance shes either asleep/doesn't want to talk to me
we will see what happens though
>>57850580
erm i will post them soon, shes a blonde manc bird, quite chubby and does criminalogy
what course do you do?
i didn't go to uni myself but my little brother is also currently a second year at keele
>tfw you could be my brother
>>57850547
Yes master, I want to be your dog
*gets down on knees in front of you and presents neck*
>>57850631
you absolute madman
>>57850631
2nd year med student. We don't normally mix with the non-med plebs, but... I do know a couple of girls who fit that profile.
aren't you guys tired?
15 hour night shift tomorrow lads
