>Wake up in Turkey
>go outside
>this man comes running at you with 50km/h
What do
>>57847007
Realize I mistook Berlin for Turkey.
fap and go back to sleep
charge back at him
at the last minute jump over him and draw my spyderco aqua salt prepper survival katana 3" gravity folding pocket knife and slice the top hairs from his head
"you don't want to paw with this american samurai tiger, knifeman"
>>57847007
I don't know what is deadlier the sword hanging off his face or the kitchen knife he's holding...
There is nothing you can do. This man is unstoppable.
Lift up my shoe in anticipation, then stomp down really hard when he gets to the right spot
>>57847007
*unsheaths katana*
It's been a while since ol' Lightning has tasted blood
bug spray
turn 360 and walk away
Spray Raid
>>57848024
if you turn 360 you walk towards him
>>57848878
not when you're high on meems
Grab my Raid can
HE GON DO IT
if you ever encounter the absolute madman koksal baba immediately inject him 800mg of liquid kebab and he will enter in a baklavian trance state mode.. you are gonna be safe for a couple minutes before he goes on a rampage again
absolute lunatic
BOI BOUTTA DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUJm0I9MUM&nohtml5=False
>>57847810
Have a taste of Turkish bankai
