>only one chance in life
>no german gf
>only one chance in life
>no ukie gf
>only one chance in life
>no Aussie boipucci
>only one chance in life
>no gf of any kind
>>57845581
>german
>>57845581
germans are just poor man's swedes, but you're argentinian so..
TABI IS MINE ARGIE
BACK OFFFFFFFF
>>57846582
DER PERUANER
>>57846582
>tfw no Austrian gf/bf
Why live?
>>57846582
Shut the fuck up mountain german
>>57845581
Why have a frigid, man-faced german gf when you can have a tall, tan and sweet br gf instead?
>>57846749
Their dicks are usually bigger than mine
prettiest girl i ever saw is german so i agree
>>57846875
Oh.
>tfw no North European blonde hair blue eyes gf
>>57847077
northern pussy was MADE for mediterranean cocks
>>57846386
so fuck off to ukraine
>>57846701
take a ride on my dick carousel piefke
>tfw no French gf called Honorine or Xamille
>tfw no Finnish gf called Nora
>tfw no Polish gf called Jo
>tfw no Austrian gf caled Anna
>tfw no Brazilian gf called Luana
>tfw no Estonian gf called Dianna
>tfw these were all possibilities and I failed each one.
>only one chance in life
>no polish gf
>tfw no gf, of any nationality, at all
>>57847328
emily a shit
>>57845581
>only one chance in life
>gonna be a kissless wizard soon
>have italian gf
>she cucks me with a frenchman
>>57847373
>>57847390
How old?
>one chance in life
>born as you
>>57847570
almost 28
>>57847569
that's emily "a shit" rudd, famous haircutter
>>57847595
you're an idiot
>>57847390
>but Polack
>you must join us in mighty quest to defeat the evil orks under the banner of ISIS
>you shall defeat them with your janitorial supplies
>imagine it in the headlines
>mighty Polish wizard man beats ISIS members to death with a mop and justice bucket
>>57846495
she really was a boy wasn't she?
>>57847595
Almost 31 here nigga.
You are going to be fine. No power on this side of the force tho.
I still want that telekinesis ability that was promissed to me by other wizards.
>>57847646
Not at all believe it or not.
SHe was just a tomboy girl that liked to piss us of.
She must be fun to hang out with it
>work on my thesis at the uni library
>every day it's filled with 10/10 blonde girls
>can't concentrate because it hurts my heart
>>57845581
desu you have plenty of chances, every day is full of them but well, I'll play too
>no dutch bf
>>57847695
I've always been in love with her, even if she were a boy I wouldn't care
>>57847738
I'm broke and live with my parents. I think my first priority is to finish my thesis, get a job and move out. Then I'll just start online dating or something.
>>57845581
Mexican girls are better.
>tfw it's too hard to have a gf when you're not a Chad
fucking normies they make me sick
>>57847738
iktf
>>57847267
>>tfw no Polish gf called Jo
No Polish girl has a name ending in "o", girls in Poland 'always' have a name ending in "a"
>>57847267
>Xamille
sounds alien
Xamille destroyer of worlds
>>57847967
Sounds like the perfect gf.
>>57847540
Fuck, England, he has to be french, uh?
>>57847616
Oh, ok. I'm not very much with the now on who is famous.
Still...
>I am sad, stupid man
>no gf
>>57848010
don't tell him about his sister and me tho, it's not the right moment to announce him.
>>57847540
why don't you fight him? (and her)
>>57847855
So your top girls aren't native?
Yay for the tacos
>>57847855
>Christian Serratos
>Her mother is a jewelry designer of Italian and Mexican descent; while her father was a set construction worker of Italian and Irish descent
Yeah when they are mixed with something other than more fat shapeless dwarfs.
>>57847923
Joanna
>>57847967
I meant Camille
>only one chance in life
>no chinese gf
>>57845581
But I have one ?
>>57848205
Roger, Andrew.
Follow your dreams lad, get in between some nice Polish legs and make babies.
>>57848167
90 % of Mexicans are mixed amerifat.
Are you jelly?
>>57846582
Austrians are always in denial
>only one chance in life
>no bulgarian...bridge partner with bonus
She should be finishing her doctorate next year, maybe I'll get the chance to bump into her in the street before that
