>be me
>be at subway
>eat fresh
>terrible social anxiety
>get out of counseling appointment
>qt girl behind register
>theres one of those new machines where you put the card in
>"you know the software that the people who make these are being outrun by the software hackers that hack into the software so the hackers are moving faster than the developers"
>realize what ive done
>dont even ask for the bathroom key
>"did you want the bathroom key?"
>"y-yes"
>>57844186
Iktf bro.
Yes but tell me you ordered the rotisserie chicken senpai
>>57847413
IT WAS EXTRA MEAT
WHY
>>57844186
>overcome my social anxiety at 18
Feels amazing my dudes
>>57847587
tfw i am 18
>>57844186
On a scale of 0 to 3.14159265359, how autistic would you say are you?
Bathroom key?
>>57848364
Restrooms in shitty locations have a lock on them, so you have to ask the staff for a key to use the potty like a big boy.
Thanks, niggers
>>57844186
I didn't get it
