>mfw WWIII is upon us
barbarian Germans vs everyone again?
>>57838317
>tfw I fucking wish
imagine the fucking shitposting if everyone was conscripted
the banter would be off the charts
>>57838397
Murica saving the world as usual.
>you will die in the holy race war
Feels good man
>mfw WWIII is upon us
>>57838317
Good.
>>57838476
>implying it wouldn't be draft-dodging galore
>>57838529
on which side?
>>57838520
>saving
Hehehe
>>57838476
fugg :D
But I actually think this would be bad. I'm shitposting in some thread with a pretty cool Belgian and the next morning I need to go back to the trench and I might kill him. Feelsbadman
>>57838520
You're going to have to pay us this time
>russians bully poland even when poland is on a US ship
>>57838558
"New Swedish"
>>57838554
well we know you would you NEET fucker
get a job pls doctor
>>57838317
Oh well.
It'll be interesting to see the world fall to shit as Ireland stays neutral yet again.
>>57838476
People on 4chan would either be too fat or too mentally unstable to join the military. Maybe if the country was in REALLY bad shape, they'd be fodder but they would die too fast to shitpost.
>>57838600
War is just shitposting in a physical form.
Australians and "Japanese" are gonna fuck us all up.
>>57838627
I'd probably be enlisted to treat the wounded in the North-African war.
>get a job pls doctor
I try, but I would rather spend my youth with you guys.
I'm 30 and have a defective heart
no draft for me
>>57838663
People on 4chan, by and large, are the trash of modern society.
t. On 4chan
>Mainland american being afraid of world war
>>57838663
Volkssturm
Should I prepare my white flag ?
>>57838674
>bayonet some chucklefuck
>Just banter m8 ^__^
>>57838719
Welcome to the Soviet military, volunteer #1276359 !
>>57838731
That includes yourself, faggot.
Fug :D
t. conscripts
>tfw bribed local officers so I won't be going to army even when an all-out war breaks out
wew dodged a bullet there
quite literally by the way
You can't have a war when nobody shows up to fight.
So I think I'll be just fine sitting comfy inside all day.
I'll just set up drones as an engineer while all the unskilled losers go off to fight on foot lmao
>>57838885
>Japan
>11%
ahaha what the fuck?
Do you stand with Poland?
>>57838317
oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
>>57838864
reported to FSB
>>57838788
Let me quote my post again for you.
>People on 4chan, by and large, are the trash of modern society.
>t. On 4chan
>>57838885
This is pretty bad.
But whatever, you don't ask conscripts if they want to die, you just send them off to die.
>>57838317
This is probably the most peaceful period since Cold War II began.
ISIS is dying, Russia and USA are chill for now and the Syrian "civil" war is coming to an end.
What the hell are you on about?
A World War would mean involvement of the major nuclear powers, and nuclear deterrence would mean that would never happen, as it would be a trilateral annihilation of China / US + IS / Russia and it's satellites.
So rest assured, we won't see another world war anytime soon.
>mfw WW3 is upon us and turkey will be in the center of it
>>57838933
USA legitimately took away Japan's fangs and broke their spirit to fight forever. In their constitution they're not even allowed to have a military.
>>57838941
>Aziz
No...it's impossible...!
>>57838941
kek
>>57838943
He'll just bribe them as well
>>57838476
Relax, we'll be here shitposting for you guys while you fight(die) :3
Every time a WW hit it was followed by a glorious period of prosperity and massive economic growth. All you have to do is to survive and hope not to get nuked
>>57838317
Yes I know.
Mexico vs USA cause we aren't paying for your wall, then trump will send their army we will fight but lose in a week and the Russia and china will take advantage of the confusion to attack USA killing thousands of amerifats.
Believe me this will happen get ready.
>>57838941
why poland h8 latvia?
>>57838933
Getting nuked twice after your military went full genocide for 40 years tends to make you dislike the military.
>>57838977
NEETs live repetitive, stable lives and are unwilling to add chaos and initiative to our lives to change it, so we hope that extreme external change will move the world around us instead
t. Armchair psychologist
Also /int/ has caused people to take country role-playing to extremes and now they want war in order to settle banter feuds, take back "stolen" clay, nuke shitposter countries
>>57839027
Brazil will join the next Total War 100%, just like all BRICS. You guys still have some claims in Uruguay you know.
>>57838317
Oh finally! Y E S !
>>57839023
I don't think hes rich enough to bribe the FSB desu
>muh happening fags
The world is as peaceful as it's ever been in recorded history. Globalization means our economies are so interconnected that war is simply not profitable. It's extremely unlikely something like WW2 ever happens again unless there's a Soviet Reunion or something. Also a large scale race war is also incredibly unlikely. Look at how big business pressured South Africa to give up Apartheid and now Rhodesia was internationally isolated. The elite do not like racism because it cuts into their profits.
>>57838977
U wot m8
>>57838950
>t. On 4chan
My bad.
>>57839108
>BRICS
>military alliance
Why everyone think that? It's just our commie govt trying to be friends with China and Russia. Now that the govt is about to change, we'll totally not join, probably just be in full alert to protect our borders.
>claims in Uruguay
For what purpose? Prata still ours.
>>57839167
>Soviet Reunion or something
last time I checked theyre already doing that
>>57839167
The first claim is objectively incorrect.
>>57839086
Then there's suicidal losers like me who felt a brief moment of joy and kinship in the military. I'm not trying to be edgy or anything, but I don't have much to look forward to and the prospect of getting to shoot people with bros is exciting.
>>57839233
Nah, not military alliance, but any country that wants to get higher up HAS to join WW3, and Brazil is a country that wants to get higher up.
>mfw I lead my men to battle and arise to a glorious victory and eternal honor.
t. platoon leader
>>57838975
Why is it bad?
i hope i get a quick clean death desu
>>57839233
>about to change
Good luck breaking the constitution lmao
>>57839319
They are statistics of the amount of people willing to fight when a war breaks out, right? 15% is pretty bad.
>>57838317
>Not just shooting yourself in the foot
LMOA
>>57839188
You're living in one of the most advanced communities, in one of the most peaceful and prosperous times in human history.
Why would you want to lose it to war, with so much to live for?
>>57839273
Proofs? We have less deaths from war than anytime in recorded history except the 90s.
>>57839300
>eternal honor
>finland
yeah maybe they will make a new spurdo variety based on you
of course if autism doesn't stop them from reading about another human being
The West and allies vs the Arabs and allies (=other mudshits and communists)?
>>57838317
i'm going to dodge conscription deal w/ it
>>57838977
>Cold War II
What are you talking about, lol? There's only one Cold War which started in 1946 and continues till the present day.
>>57839393
Sorry I'll refrase the question, what makes the Netherlands worth fighting for?
>>57839292
We don't have any interests besides in South America, Blue Amazon and west Africa. Which are areas that aren't much of interest of the world right now.
Yes, we've been investing a lot on the Military, but it's just for update and in cases like those.
We just want to live well really.
>>57839348
Already did senpai.
>>57839443
The US has most of the significant Arabs in it's pocket and they're not much of a threat.
A more likely possibility would devolution of the proxy Shia-Sunni war into a total military conflict between China + Russia and the US + EU
>>57839167
A sovereign european state got invaded and partly annexed and is in a state of frozen civil war. The there is a war in the middle east that is divided heavily between sectarians lines with million of peope displaced and thens of thousands dead. the european union is facing the biggest crisis it has ever had. an anti-chinese alliance is being formed to counter chinese dickery. russians are going full crazy.
it might no be the end of the world but if you think a large scale war is impossible you're one dumb motherfucker
>you will never die in a glorious charge that breaks enemy lines and changes the outcome of war
>>57839256
No, they're not. Putin is still a capitalist. Russia is still economically dependent on other countries.
>>57839598
A large scale war would imply usage of nuclear weapons. Even we aren't that crazy.
Chill there, Pekka, let's drink some vodka instead
>>57839598
None of those are global. Conflict =/= world war.
>>57839425
That doesn't mean the world is the most peaceful ever stupid.
>>57838476
>conscripted
I've an official exemption from military service, so I wouldn't get conscripted even during the war time.
>>57839627
The Soviet Union in 1985-1990 was not communist. It was an empire.
>>57839728
People are killing each other less than ever, especially as a % of the population.
>>57839828
A failing empire that wasn't economically as interconnected with the rest of the world as modern day Russia is.
>>57839845
That's meaningless in the world of modern militaries.
Yeah Iraq was 5000 US deaths, but it was the biggest war on the planet 2003-2011.
>>57839828
The Soviet Union in 1985-1990 was falling apart. All these "independence movements" in the soviet republics in fact started in 1986-1987.
>>57839978
If the biggest war only produced 5000 US deaths and a hundred and something thousand Iraqi deaths, that says a lot.
>>57839617
>this and
>you will never get to take several qts as spoils of war and enrich them against their will
>>57839845
>>57839978
I think in the western world value of human life is extremely overrated now.
>>57840161
Yeah. People don't die as often in war or from war related causes nowadays because of military technology.
What you want is a composite of total conflicts, casualties, numbers mobilized, and relative "newness" of the conflict.
By that measure 2009-2013 were the most peaceful years in recent human history. Probably of all time.
Since then it picked up significantly.
Just give us Balkanites guns. It will make your Ferguson and Baltimore riots look like a Barbie theme park
>>57839598
>A sovereign european state got invaded and partly annexed
The country you're talking about is neither sovereign nor european.
>>57840328
Liberate your brothers, brother.
>>57840255
I don't think that "overvaluing" human life is possible.
>>57840255
I know mine is expensive but worthless.
>>57840359
Putinbot gtfo
>>57840359
As shown by its Africa-tier GDP and military.
*tips realpolitik*
>>57840447
When your cunt has a massive popular civil war and then literally has parts of its country annexed, it's not sovereign.
>>57840535
All those problems are directly caused by being neighbors with russia, not do to a lack of sovereignty.
>>57840535
sshh I'm trying to start shit. I know it's hard to get a war going but every little bit helps.
>>57839685
>Even we aren't that crazy.
Are you sure about it?
>>57838317
It's not.
>>57840376
The entirety of Bosnia is the goal. Our brethren, led astray, the "Bosniaks" and the "Serbs", who sold their Catholic faith in order to be less birched by the Turk, also require liberation from the clutches of this para-state called "Bosnia and Herzegovina". Bosniaks belong in Croatia. We are the same blood
God bless. We will be united once more. This time, without Serbia
>>57838558
kek
I just got the call, we're preparing to repel the russians and I'm off to do my duty.
It is fairly unlikely that I will ever be able to post again, so I would like to say my piece. I've been on 4chan for over ten years now, and it's been a hell of a ride. The memes end here, for me. Have a good one guys, see you on the other side.
>>57841426
cya there cyka :DDD
Really? I get to die?
>>57839300
anon platoon would be a fun bunch of guys to serve with
>>57840313
What are you talking about? This war was incredibly asymmetrical technologically speaking, we had the ability to inflict way more casualties. We didn't kill as many people as past wars because we less enemies.
>>57840681
>directly caused by Russia
Oh yeah surely Western Ukrainians couping the democratically elected government had nothing to do with the massive uprising in Eastern and Southern Ukraine. Both Russia, the EU, America, and Western Ukraine were at fault.
Fuck off.
>>57841797
Umm during the invasion phase we were literally BTFO the Iraqi military with precise airstrikes and cruise missiles.
Even against insurgents we continued to minimize collateral damage with high-tech weaponry.
Your original post was equating "peacefulnes" with "least amount of military deaths".
But that's simply not true.
>>57842259
You dense mother fucker. We literally spend billions of dollars trying to minimize casualties, something pretty unprecedented. We are literally trying to kill a few people as possible. How many past wars were like that? Not many.
Who /ready/ here?
>>57842441
I mean for fucks sake, do you believe that all this reduction comes from more precise missiles and shit? Because that's fucking delusional. It has to do with the dramatic reduction in proxy wars since the fall of the USSR. Today, the US and China are mostly competing for influence by trying to out invest each other to gain the loyalty of neutral nations. That's historically almost unprecedented. If you think the world isn't more peaceful today than several decades ago, you clearly weren't alive several decades ago.
>>57839801
Reason?
>>57842725
>civil war
Against who?
>>57842808
It means race war silly.
If not that, then super-left wing groups versus super-right wing groups will lead to war
>>57842860
lel, none of those will happen.
At least here.
>>57842938
we will see
Dilma Impeached??
>>57843279
Almost, deputies will vote this Sunday, then senate, practically guaranteed.
