What the fuck is wrong with german tourists?
They are trying to drown Netherlands
>>57837942
love the beaches of Flanders
>Germans literally can't resist an engineering project
>>57837942
learned from the Normandy landing
I'm not making this shit up
http://www.thelocal.de/20100922/30013
fu nigga building sand dams at the beach is fun as fuck
>>57837942
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>non-germanophones don't play with sand when on vacation at the beach
what the fuck do you guys do instead all day?
It's just part of their programmed behavior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9s8wPPmwhk
>>57838625
that's all we do in sweden
especailly since the water is so cold, making a sand jacuzzi is based
>>57838661
This shit is why we're separatists.
>>57837942
Idk but british are a lot worse
t. living in ibiza
>>57838661
Catholic germs only do this
>>57838867
>t. vladimir speedjunk
>>57839034
actually this
>>57839034
I'd say it's more of a northern thing
>>57838867
I didn't realise that people lived in Ibiza
>>57839290
drugs sure but russians? barely any
>>57839400
are you serious?
>>57837942
Is there anything you can do on a beach instead of playing with the sand? See?
>>57839481
Why do you think Brits are the worst tourists? Since a long time I wanted to visit the Balearic Islands. But when I think about my fellow countrymen's behavior I become ashamed for beeing German. Maybe I should just pretend to be Dutch...
>>57838822
Get a beach ffs
>>57838625
Drink.
>>57838625
>>57838718
We do the same in Chile. And i have to say, the cold water is probably the reason
>>57839481
Ibiza seems like one of those places that is completely deserted in the winter, but then again I've never been.
>>57839780
Dutchies are one of the best tourists so it's a good idea, kek.
Brits get drunk, fight (most of the time with germans), bad-mannered, dirty, they get crazy at the hotels, annoy girls...
Germans get drunk and sometimes fight but usually not the other four
>>57839957
>Brits get drunk, fight (most of the time with germans
Are you fucking serious?
This is so great!
So you as a local are basically zipping your beer on bar's the front porch while the Northern Barbarians are fighting drunk in the streets?
So fucking awsome.
Where do you live?
We could make bets!
We could turn this into a business and make money!
Shiiiiiiite
>>57840236
>that image
what the fuck am i looking at
>>57840236
>So you as a local are basically zipping your beer on bar's the front porch while the Northern Barbarians are fighting
That's funny the first 5 times, it ends up being boring
>drunk in the streets?
what about geting drunk in the streets on germany? is it that hard to go to a supermarket and buy some beer vodka etc?
>Where do you live?
Are you going to be my new qt german bf?
>We could make bets!
We could turn this into a business and make money!
It won't work, there's something in our way called police, they are ready all night for this fights
>>57837942
You always see people doing this stuff at the beach though
Best part of going to the beach is making pools, castles, and streams in the sand
>>57837942
it's in our genes
>>57838229
kek
>>57838625
You only think that way because you literally have to go on vacation to go to the beach. I could get on my bike and be there in 10 min. It stops being special after that.
Krauts have little to no beaches and coasts. My dad told me about some austrian exchange students he had visiting when I was a kid, they had to sit down when he showed them the North Sea. They have never seen the ocean before and could hardly imagine there being that much water.
>>57845319
When he was a kid I meant.
>>57838661
Comment from the video:
I'm Irish. I went to Italy with my family of five when I was 15. Scorching weather. We were staying in a converted farmhouse with a beautiful pool. There was one part of the pool area that was shaded by trees. It was perfect, lovely shade for lounging by the pool all day. Until...
Two Austrian families showed up. Every morning from then on, we arrived down at the pool, all the nice pool beds are taken with towels. The Austrians either fecked off for the day leaving the beds taken or had maximum two out of seven beds occupied at any point.
This was obviously infuriating so one evening after a meal out and a few glasses of wine we arrive back at the agri-tourismo and my dad announces "Enough of this!." He grabs all our towels and heads down to the pool area. We go to bed and get up around 10am. Arrive down at the pool and see dad, huge grin on his face, relaxing in the nice area with all the beds taken by our towels. To get to our beds we have to stroll past a row of crap beds almost fully occupied by the Austrian families who we could tell were giving us daggers behind their sunglasses. We sit down and dad reclines, words dripping with satisfaction, declares, "The Austrians may be able to get up early... but they didn't count on the Paddys staying up all night!."
>>57845319
>Krauts have little to no beaches and coasts
What? There are beaches the entire coast, we have nothing else than beaches. We even have seals.
>>57838661
Kek even on holiday they're so practical and forward thinking.
>>57848500
>We even have seals.
Is that so?
>>57848500
You've got sandy beaches? Well who the fuck wants to see 'em!
German tourists are the fucking worst abroad
>>57849100
>england speaking
never met a well behaving british tourist my whole life
>>57838625
here everyone parties till 5-6 am then goes to eat
after that they go home change and go to the beach
sleep in the beat till 5-6pm go home only to go partying a few hours later
rinse and repeat till vacations are over
>>57849100
You have them beat, and chinks beat you both.
