>be british
>eat poo
>>57834629
>that dedication to culinary authenticity
Michelin star chef here.
also nice facebook screencap with your mac
>>57834629
>BRITPOOPS
>>57834629
Imagine going to India and eating in a restaurant. Jesus
It must be curry restaurant
>>57835735
Why go to India when they're right there in the uk
>>57835548
>>57835618
>>57835735
HE ISN'T INDIAN. HE IS A PAKISTANI. WE WIPE OUR HANDS WITH SOAP WATER. THEY DON'T. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/balt/
>>57834629
>Be British
>Eat Pakipoo
>>57835618
Kek
>>57835825
>implying we can differentiate the two of you
>curry house
>there are literal houses dedicated to serving curry in the UK
I shit you not I can't even find an Indian restaurant in my city. The most foreign we have here is Greek.
Indian finally got their revenge, well done
>>57835833
oh no you dont
I declare this thread /shit/ - dedicated to understanding cultural differences in faecal composition.
tfw found a potentially fatal strain of E. Coli in my poop lads.
>>57835825
I never understood the extent of Pakistani contempt and enmity for guys until I heard them chant 'Pakistan zindabad, hindustan...' every morning at school.assembly.
>be American
>eat lead
>>57836233
>Pakistan zindabad, hindustan...
What is this?
>>57836289
>>57834629
that's just a fecal for disaster desu
>>57834629
>be british
>eat poo
>my friend
>>57834629
>this is considering a top quality thread for Americans
>>57834629
DELETE THIS
>>57836578
>british """grammar"
>>57836233
leave me alone
>>57836289
>>57836578
>SHIT is considered a top-quality dish for Britpoops
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T KEK THIS SHIT UP
>>57836359
>>57836646
could've worked as 1st post with some momentum, better luck next time lads
>>57835825
Damage control
POO
>>57834629
>british can't tell literal shit from their average food
a-are you guys ok?
Obviously he used water which is common mong third wolders
LOO
>>57836736
Don't tell me you brits even bought 'drinking water' from him as well.
Britain's been on a downward spiral ever since we BTFO of them and got independence
Not surprised at this desu
>>57835825
Implying westerners wouldn't get horribly sick from eating in your country.
>>57837155
American livers are already fucked up enough from the fast food, you'd actually make strides with their vegetarian diet.
POO IN THE STEW
Poo in loli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u36b3Klz6pM
>>57836578
English isn't your native language is it?
>>57837211
Not even memeing but Indians I work with that have a been here long enough can't eat food served on the street or in most restaurants there without getting horribly sick.
>>57836578
>>57837579
That's common knowledge and the first question doctor's ask in case of traveler's diarrhoea
I was just memeing, sorry.
>>57836813
O_O
>>57835825
lol same shit
>>57838698
nice
>>57836296
DELET THIS
>>57835825
>HE ISN'T INDIAN. HE IS A PAKISTANI.
Aren't pakistani basically muslim indians?
>>57839168
THEY DON'T CLEAN THEIR HANDS WITH SOAP AFTER THEY ARE DON'T. THEY BELIEVE ITS UNHYGIENIC
>>57836709
NOT DAMAGE CONTROL. HE IS A PAKISTANI. PAKISTANI USE WATER TO WIPE THEIR SHIT. THEY USE ONLY WATER TO CLEAN THEIR HANDS. THEY DON'T USE SOAPPPPP
>>57839981
>>57839895
are you okay bro
>>57835825
"""okay""" rajeesh
>>57834629
>resturaunt literally called the "flavour of asia"
>>57839981
But ummmm... if he is from Pakistan, why is he black?
>>57840065
http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/25/human-dna-found-in-hot-dogs-study-says/
Yeah happenes everywhere. It's called sensationionalising
>>57840172
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3211443/All-ground-beef-eaten-U-S-contains-fecal-contamination-Study-reveals-dangers-poisoning-meat-not-properly-cooked.html
>>57836813
>netherlands