1 million Brits suddenly move to your country, how do you react?
Wait a sec are you here to steal our fleet again?
>>57831622
Panic
Terror
Depression
Thoughts of ending it all
>>57831622
I really, really, really like this spurdo.
>>57831622
Start buying houses and modify them. Install carpeting and remove mixers. Price doubled over night.
oh no
they want more
>>57831708
so the usual?
at least you'll still have good supplies of toothpaste/toothbrushes
If they are proper Brits it's ok. Also the harsh sun and animals will pacify them quickly
>>57831622
What, again?
>>57831622
Send them all the way to Fukushima
Our population is so big if you were spread out it wouldn't be noticeable
They'll die of exposure because nome of our air is halal
>>57831892
you literally can't go wrong
fill an island full of criminals and you get australia
So that's another million on top of the one million+ we already have?
Invest in sunscreen and savlon, I guess.
>>57831622
Our dentists gonna be rich.
>>57832051
nice thumbnail
Nuke self
>>57831622
Depends what part of the UK there from I guess
>>57831622
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>>57832122
t. edgelords that probably support ISIS
>>57832170
Can't stand the banter?
>>57832170
Allahu akbar
Meh. Most of them would probably move back because they couldn't handle being shot all the time
>>57832170
>being this much of an autist
>>57831622
We're already the Poles of Europe.
1. Fuck slags
2. ...I dunno, most of the south is already a British old people colony during summer, 1 million Brits more can't be that bad, right ? As long as they are actual British people, not """British""" ""people"".
>>57832170
>implying I'm wrong
Like to see you in 30 degree heat for 2 hours
you mean rahims
>>57831622
Checkmate
1 million Poles already moved into the UK.
>>57832611
Can you take the men back.
Call JEANNE
>>57832744
nah fuck you, expect more.
they share very similar demographics with Canada, and considering our immigration admission requirements are pretty strict, I'd say we're getting the top tier brits.
So pretty ok with it.
they all would be gone in a month after living here
>>57831622
That revenge would be too cruel for everyone involved
>>57833099
Yeah I'd be worried about getting drugged and sent to one of those torture chambers
Rise beer price
I'd expect more of these happening:
>http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2014/07/murder-suicide_lake_hopatcong_man_shot_his_wife_then_himself_authorities_say.html
The only Brits I have ever met too..are you all that crazy?
theyd leave pretty fast since theres no jobcenter plus here
I wouldn't even notice 2bh.
>>57831746
>Install carpeting and remove mixers.
What charming European slang does mixer mean?
>>57831622
Start dumping tea in the harbor, YOU AINT GETTING ANYTHING BACK
I'm glad
>>57834487
Was wondering that myself. Goddamn yuros and their funny words
>>57831622
Saatanan saatana but welcome friends :3
>niggers stay in the United Caliphate
I have a brit teacher, funny guy
>>57831622
>Hard mode: They're all John Peter Sloan
Lots of road accidents I guess, but better comedy on TV (not that this is hard but anyway)
>>57832243
being beheaded has a much more british charm anyways.
>>57837156
>Lots of road accidents I guess
What, is this a thing? Our roads are safe as fuck
>more john olivers and piers morgans
>>57837583
I think it is just about you driving on the bad side of the road.
get stoned for eating bacon
>>57831622
Implying they already haven't.
10/10 with british confidence and finnish resilience we'll be unstoppable
>Implying we would ever let people who would contribute to our society immigrate to this decaying paradise
I would honestly be so overcome with happiness it makes me a bit teary eyed thinking about it :')
>>57831622
I won't have time to react as they will move out of my country just as suddenly.
Are we talking about brits or "brits"?
>>57832372
Last summer it went up to 34 in fookin Wiltshire, no one cared dude.
>>57831622
happened before to us, wouldnt recommend it
oh summer came quickly this year
>>57831622
You Bastard stole my Spurdo.
Do you even know that circus based off of a 90ties German Cartoon?
we don't want muslims here
>>57831622
Behead all the man and turn the best looking women into sexual slaves to make us whiter in the future.
There most be some good looking British girls right?
