What did they mean by this?
>>57826963
Didn't that guy facefuck a dead pig? That can't be very healthy
>>57826963
they mean it's haram
What would having anal sex with a brit be like,
>>57826963
When a Brit says "bugger off" to you does that mean he/she wants some _n_l?
>>57827110
Oh blimey Fiddlingsworth, stuff yeer gollywobbler roit oop me bumcake!
A British Ministry (ie. government department) believes that a significant number of university students are opting for anal sex (notoriously unhealthy and dangerous practice of intercourse) as a way to preserve their virginity until they get properly married in the eyes of Islamic Jurisprudence.
>>57826963
Poo comes from there
>>57827110
willy woofter detected
It means that gays are degenerates
>>57826963
>Be in Liverpool on student exchange
>Be with a lovely family of Midlanders with super fucking thick accents and a VERY hot daughter
>She has the accent too though so I could never
>One night I'm sleeping in bed and through the wall I hear grunts and squeaking
>"Oih Noigel tha'sah beight roof doncha tahnk?"
>"Mahgee noh tha's a reight poodin thaht eis!"
>I can't take it anymore and run out int othe kitchen where the noise is coming from to find the whole family closing their oven, which hadn't been greased for years
>Father turns to me
>"Y'know, the heirdehst poort aboort mehkin Sheperd's Pee is the fillin. I'm gettin' too ahld for this, y'knoo."
>I sigh with relief because I thought they were senpai fucking
>I look down and chuckle, but see his fly is open
>There's a dripping noise
>Super hot daughter has straight shit coming out between her legs
>I rush over to the oven and smell chlorine and shit wafting through the vent door
>I fall to the floor and pound my head against the ground, wondering why they put their hot santorum in a fucking pie
>I feel the warm breath of the father and a thick mass moving along my back
>"Wanna mehk sum'more, laddie?"
>>57826963
Fucking sissy Brits are at it again, even the government is stepping up now.
THEY BE EATING DA POO POO
>>57827202
>anal is always unhealthy and dangerous
>america
Why am I not surprised
>>57827630
t. Conchita Wurst
>>57826963
This will explain things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zlHU1MqULY
i wanna be a young brit now
>>57827464
Kiss me and I'll show you how much of a degenerate I can be
Nothing wrong with anal desu
>>57827630
Anal IS unhealthy and dangerous, you troll.
whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s
let us waggle it
AAAAAAAAAAA
ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!
so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....
if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-
well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
>>57827630
Bumhole isn't supposed to have things go in it
It doesn't recover like the vagoo does
>>57827471
underrated post
oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady
but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin
a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be
im A BIG FAN
imm a waggle my willy all day
IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sweet release me mates...
>>57826963
Nothing wrong with a cheeky bumming tbqh
>>57828984
>>57829061
>>57829129
Good meth, Cletus?
MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL...
BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS BRITAIN'S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen upp here old pal .... *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems ... ehhh... the first wiggler rally in Luton... AHHH RELIEVE!!!! ... Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse... Ahhh.... waggler they called me ... *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh.... Ahhhh... the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986.... I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey.... We would gather... Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam... waggling our Willies in record speed..... AHHH RELIVE ..... CUM!!!!!!!!!!
Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".
Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.
The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.
Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-
However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*
CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /a/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!
>>57827110
cor blimey me shitter's proper clogged
>>57827110
OI M8 YOU WANNA SHAG ME BUTTOCKS?
>>57826995
>rich tax evading cunt tries to buy his way into the UK government
>david cameron says no
>rich tax evading cunt publishes a book saying david cameron facefucked a pig with no proof
>>57826963
I want to have unhealthy anal sex with a cute brit boy.
*leg sweeps u*
U Wot M8? !!
*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*
REKT!!!!!
us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-
anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!
anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o
orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!
thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!
Wew lad what the heck is happening?
ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
you cant stop the willy wanking!!
I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!
CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)
>>57827110
Watch fake taxi or fake agent UK for the lulzy/disturbing use of the English language.
>>57829094
>>57828875
That's why lube and condoms were invented.
anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys
are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!
PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...
WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
WILLLY
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)
WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.
But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)
>>57826963
it means UK is going to start treating penises as they do knives
>>57830269
The unhealthy part kind of implies they aren't using condoms.
I LOVE WILLIESNPOO!!!! I DUNK MY VERYOWN AUTOMATEDWILLY IN MY STEAMING TURD!!!!!AHHH THIS IS RELIEF 2000 AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WIPE THE SHIT OFF MY TOILET SEAT LID BECAUSE I AM A PROLETERATE WITH CLASS CONCISIONESS!!!AAAAWILLIE N POO!!!WILLIENPIOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WUIDSJIOIDSO=+O_ksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbzzrZZTATYsduhsdaafffffffffdsdfg
>>57826963
Sissy brit boy pride
World Wide
>>57829098
Not really, midlanders don't even talk like that.
>>57827110
SHAV IT ROYT IN LAV
>Sissy brit boys
>>57827471
>Liverpool
>Midlands
Stopped reading.
>>57830427
>tfw you will never hide your massive funds in a qt Panamanian offshore account
>>57827110
PU IT IN ME DUMPER
>>57832580
Not him but couldn't midlanders still live in Liverpool?
>>57830427
>>57833255
UK is going to start treating diverted money as they do knives.
>>57827110
I GOT ME FINGER STUCK IN ME BUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_rJzCXW18
>>57834760
No self-respecting midlander would live in Liverpool. It just wouldn't be done.
>>57832535
good post
>>57833416
>>57827110
>>57827162
>>57827249
>>57830029
>>57830044
>>57832436
>>57833416
>>57835377
>>57843150
awesome
this will get me lots of karma
>>57826963
British lads like a dick up their bum.
He meant leave Nathan alone
>>57826963
>Dave with a tiny arm holding the flag.jpg
>>57828984
>>57829061
>>57829129
the wagglers are spreading
/gsg/ is truly the greatest cancer on this site, easily beating /trash/
>>57843150
witnessed
