A FUCKING REALLY SMALL FOAMY BEER
>>57822353
Yes yes, you're tsundere for us, we know.
>>57822462
hehe lol xP funi mimi lol!!!!
As a recovering alcoholic I really don't appreciate these threads, lads
Brits drink warm lager. Is this true?
why is it that australians can't think of a decent meme even if their life depended on it?
Australian contributions:
>hijack a recoloured reaction image and a stupid as fuck catchphrase to it
>foamy beer
>>57822566
Why would a tiny beer trigger you? It wouldn't even give me a buzz. Liquor ads on the other hand...wew lad
t. Formerly functioning alcoholic, now sober and non-functioning
>>57823137
No matter how small the sight of beer gives me the thirst. My throat feels parched just by looking at that fucking small foamy beer. It's torture.
>>57822601
Been to England twice and I can confirm this. Had one at a pub and it was better than expected but still pig disgusting.
Say what you want about Irishmen and Scotts, boozewise they have the English beat
>>57823208
How long have you been sober? You hanging in there?
>>57822353
Think about the midgets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmn-Rl71FEQ
>>57823248
Since last friday. I know it's not that long but fuck the first week is always the worst. It's retarded how silly addictions can occupy your mind 24/7 desu
>be dutch
>spill beer
>country isn't even flooded
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57823275
OF COURSE AN AUSTRIAN HAS TO MENTION MIDGETS LMAO
>be dutch
>cry
>country sinks
>>57823624
don't make laugh too much, i might cry of laughter and drown as well.
>>57823624
Stop bantering so hard or you might just kill us all you absolute madman
>>57823304
I mostly come to this board to Shitpost. But, good luck anon.
>>57822601
No. Lager is served chilled.
Ale, on the other hand, is usually closer to room temperature
Just bought myself a case of beer lads. Thanks a lot.
>>57824427
Weakling. Do you live near a AH or a Jumbo
>>57824529
Geen van beide kankermongool
>>57824598
JE BENT TOCH NIET VERSLAAFD AAN SCHULTENBRAU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57824659
>AH en Jumbo zijn de enige supermarkten met a-merken!!!
Maat.
>>57824687
Heb je andere winkels nodig dan?
>>57822481
>Muh microbrews
>>57824778
Je vroeg letterlijk of het de AH of Jumbo was maar als een andere met hetzelfde aanbod toevallig dichterbij zit dan kies ik natuurlijk daar voor. Hoezo snap je dit niet?
>>57824427
You the recovering alco? Throw that shit out if so! I relapsed a few times and you're gonna regret it like fuck.
>>57824856
Rustig aan ik schijtpaal maar wat. Ik realiseerde mijn stommiteit toen ik klaar was met typen van de vorige post.
Maar als nog wees niet zwak
>>57824896
Ironically the guilt and regret dissipate after a few gulps.
Speaking of addictions, do you guys find it hard to stay off this website for prolonged amounts of time?
>>57825052
Yes, I've been here since 2006.
I want off this wild ride, but there is no escape.
>>57824805
i laughed
>>57824805
>>57823304
You can do it, anon. Stand on!
>>57824427
>>57826701
God damn it.
>>57826701
>>57826761
It's alright, the wild ride never ends after all.
>>57825052
No, I only come to it when I have nothing else to do.
>>57826835
Why not buy some primo weed instead?
>>57827279
What made you think I wouldn't? in during dude weed lmao
>>57827313
I meant instead of beer.
It works for me when I'm craving a beer to just smoke a J instead.
>>57823304
It's not silly my Dutch-man, alcohol is seriously addicting. You're doing good, think if your liver had a conciousness and feelings. Right now it would be going "oh thank you bro, fuck it hurts, thank you for making it stop oh god, thanks man i'll be back up and running just as soon as i shake this off jesus god ow thank you for making it stop"
>>57827562
Funny enough I don't even need a sentient liver for that, since my hangovers are brutal as fuck. Like a day-long migraine.
BUT HEY, LET'S DO IT ANYWAY HUEHUEHUE
