> be Australian
> peaceful country
> livable wage
> not poor
> good future employment prospects
> government is useless but pretty fucking useless beyond "muh taxes"
> #2 HDI
> white and yellow population
> qt asian grills
> good weather
> don't get shot
Who /living in paradise/ here?
Why a gay guy on your pic? Why?
Fucking why?
>be swiss
>dont get skin cancer
>dont freeze to death
yeah, norway and straya sure are livable places.
>>57815039
Fuck off Mexico, it's just the average Australian
>>57815003
>convicts
>deadly animals in your shoes and loo
>flag-cucked
Being Australian is suffering lel
>>57815118
Nigger do i HAVE to point your muslim population out to you again
You forgot
>Ridiculous cost of living in every major city
A shame it's inhabitated by aussies.
Stupid and uncultured people, proud of living over a rock full of ressources.
>>57815098
>average Australian
THE AVERAGE AUSTRALIAN IS FUCKING GAY HAHAHA YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS
>>57815236
that applies to every modern country in the world though
>Australian thinks he's allowed to speak to me directly
You will speak properly when addressing your betters, lest I set the h0ounds on you.
>>57815250
> he isn't aware of how many shitposters here are gay
:3
>>57815245
> t. Abdul Pierre
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>>57815289
>t. convict Bruce
>>57815289
>Australia
>land of the original cucks
>>57815318
> t. germany's economic bitch
>>57815326
DELETE THIS, YOU FUCKING SEPPO
THIS IS OFFENSIVE
>>57815343
>a fag finds something offensive
in other news humans breathe air
>>57815254
Outside of NYC and Coastal California you can live well on 40k a year in most places in the US.
>>57815417
such as
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2
>>57815431
Mississippi is pretty cheap, anywhere in the Rust Belt. You don't have to pay taxes in Alaska which is nice for long term.
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>57815431
Pretty much everywhere, maybe in a couple places like Seattle and Boston you'll have to live outside of the city center (centre) but pretty much everywhere it's doable. I'm doing well on 34k a year but I'm in Las Vegas which is slightly below average.
>>57815540
>>57815482
hello
STOP BULLYING ME
>>57815637
alright m8?
>>57815685
yeah alright m8
you alright?
>>57815719
yeah not bad
>>57815003
Everything but good weather.
>>57815811
weather is perfect right now.
little tip for all of you jelly fellas who want to holiday here. holiday in march/april or september/october
autumn/spring weather is perfect. hot days, cool nights and not overly busy or like fuck off (38+ degree high) hot.
>>57815856
Going on holidays in FNQ in June, it'll be bliss m8
I have very fond memories of Winter holidays in Darwin
>>57815856
Do you guys get a lot of Canadians there? I find it weird that you guys get perfect weather, but we stil get Aussie tourists by the boat load here.
Too far away.
>>57815974
yeee m8
australians just travel a shitload and it's very different to be in a place like canada. you can work ski fields and have a good working holiday.
weather is great but sometimes you want freezing cold and you wont get that here in many places.
>>57815917
where are you from m8
that'd be pretty nice id imagine although i've never been there in winter
Literally Manlet: the continent
>>57816046
Meme City, it'll be my first trip into the tropics of my own state.
>>57815003
can someone post the full image?
i have a shiny (you) for whoever does
>>57816317
Poofter
>all that and you ended up a neet wasting your hours shitposting on a mongolian basejumping forum
>>57815072
You know most skin cancers are harmless, and just get cut off at the doctor's, right?
>pic related
Just under my finger there, scar from having one cut out.
>>57816457
fucking hell what kind of weapon has skin cancer excisions in their early 20's?
>>57816547
Late 20s actually, but I don't tan, I just burn. Got sunburnt a fair bit as a kid.
>every summer
>shed your skin
>>57816457
I always wondered, can you get skin cancer on your head and die a gruesome death because you never noticed it underneath your hair?
>>57816634
you can literally get SCC's in your ear canals
>>57816634
Umm, yeah. It's less likely in bits of skin that are covered, but you still can.
We get taught what to look for in primary school, how to tell a cancerous mole from a normal one, but most times that I can think of, the people I've known who've had it have gotten something checked out because they felt something different, not seen something different. Usually it's a small lump or bump, same sort of thing as breast cancer.
That's how I found that one, it's on the side of my neck, so I couldn't really see it, but I felt a lump. So I think it'd be unlikely, because you still regularly touch your head, so you'd notice something strange eventually.
Australia, please explain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI&nohtml5=False
>>57816770
>get flash of pain inside my ear JUST as I read this
wtf
>>57816859
dw lad, theyre rare.
on the other hand, oropharyngeal cancer can cause shooting pains up into the ear. have a good day :)
>>57816820
It's an advertisement for a country town fair. What's to explain?
>>57816820
they hired the 2012 winner of australias loosest bloke to advertise the country fair m8. there's not much more to it
What makes australians so gay? I think you have even more homos than sweden.
>>57815245
Literally everyone thinks you guys are annoying, conceited pussies. How do you even muster the stupidity to talk. Ever.
>>57815003
>hole in the ozone layer
>poisonous shit literally everywhere
>everything is expensive as fuck
>most women look like trash
>lebo cunts
>paradise
Please nigger, you're not NZ which is actual paradise
>>57817012
>you're not NZ
No, New Zealand is but one of our states.
>>57817069
Whatever you have to tell yourself to trick yourself and your peers into believing australia isn't fucking garbage
>>57817136
If New Zealand was so much better, I'd go live there. Yet 10%+ of all Kiwis live here.
>>57815482
>be ukrainian
>die
>>57815003
You forgot
>Get bitten by a enormous fucking big spider
>Get bitten by a satans-dick-long snake
>Get raped by an alligator
>Die
>>57815003
I'm gonna live in Australia for awhile. Maybe melbourne
